₦airaland Forum

StrongAlphMale:
And so I decided to go to the market tonight to get some food stuffs.

On my way towards approaching the market, a young girl in her mid 20s walked up to me and started requesting for Money that she hasn't eaten since morning. Of course I asked her where she was coming (normally e no concern me because I no Send) the girl then replied and said "she was coming from a program and that she hasn't eaten that she can make an order while I pay for it". I was shocked!! You wan order based on say na your papa wan pay bills?

When she saw I wasn't interested nor buying her ideas she went back and stood in the same spot waiting for another maga!

Nigeria girls Abeg what is wrong with you? Why the entitlement mentality?

That’s how one girl asked me for #500 online that she’s hungry, the tone of her message was shit , like she gave me money to keep for her .

Where did she hide the small teeth that were protruding in the “before picture”

Only the background had a noticeable change
Without clothes she still same person.

Even the ones that voted APC ain’t spared in their abduction
And they want to vote APC again

SpecialAdviser:
Ugwuanyi is a failure. The whole of Enugu city roads are messed up.

He failed all round , even in Nsukka the roads are in sorry state .

Prof Fab Onah the money man himself.
I was specifically searching for his name
Ovoko town have people of good mind


The dualization of the University Road from Mobil fueling station down to the campus gate is a complete rubbish. Of what use is a dualized road that two vehicles can’t pass freely ? If another vehicle breaks down on one lane , the road is non passable again.
Ugwuanyi should have left the road as it was initially.

NB: Gburugburu failed the people of Enugu state, he failed the Nsukka town as a whole . He is in same league with Mbadinuju .

JaylandWalker:
Me too
Those sanctions have been working and effective since Feb because it's supported by majority of the world's population.
Russia is now on it's knees.
The sanctions worked effectively in North Korea and Iran.

You are right , Iran proved them wrong in that aspect
And are still standing strong

The more they attack the more determined we are in supporting ObiDatti

I look at my PVC daily and smile

Cc : shegra58 Life doesn’t start and end in Lagos state. Keep your tears flowing

Zico5:
You guys from the lost tribe of Israel are the reason Nigeria is in a mess throughout the world. You are the first to throw stone yet you live in glass house. There is no drug issue without Igbo's involvement. Go to gistlovergram and read story about drug in Nigeria then you will know the source of Wealth of people like E money, Obi Cubana, prince and other wealthy Igbo. You guys truly stink to high heaven. You worship money even without the knowledge of such money. That's why many of u are serving life sentence all over the world. Nonsense.

And you avoided mentioning their boss Tinubu that’s in the same line ? You didn’t read the story on gistloversblog well?

Creamypie:
D woman mum u pass. How can u open leg after 1st pikin. Now 4 times, 4 kids. If i be God, na when both say "I do" on wedding day naim the man d...k go begin rise at will and dat place for the woman body go begin go am "yokonyokon"

Supported that’s what God should have made it .

And the Pope turned a blind eye to the destruction of Yemen caused by Saudi Arabia and UAE with support from USA?
I guess the rivers of blood isn’t touching him there

NATO and USA would only increase the sanctions on Russia. They won’t return the attack .
Ukraine should attack the annexed regions I need to check something

excel101:
You don't need to compare what US did in 2018 to what Russia has just done.
US helped Kosovo get their independence from Serbia, while in Russia's case, they conducted a sham referendum through forcefully (intimidations and threats) annexing those parts of Ukraine to themself (Russia)

Same way they are helping Yemen get their independence by bombing the country with logistical aids and support to Saudi Arabia.
Why isn’t CNN reporting the genocide happening in Yemen?
I forgot their lives don’t matter.
Ukraine to lose more let them strike the annexed regions. Let’s know if Putin is bluffing or not

All this accusations hold no water on Peter Obi . The said hotel was pulled down for having human heads in it . Where the hotel owner comes from such evil isn’t condoned in the town .
His fellow indigenes didn’t cry out for foul play as they know the findings on the hotel owner is true . With Peter Obi you get to know that good name is better than riches .

Celebrating 62years of Independence while the future of the youths are destroyed daily by the government?

University workers are on strike for 8months?
They are not been paid , the country is bleeding with innocent blood killed daily.

You are celebrating 62years of Independence?
Look around and tell yourself the truth . You have failed this nation and the people you claim to be their leader while living in affluence they are in penury .

Majority of the youths have not been in school since February 2022 yet the government isn’t bothered. They are playing politics as they care less what happens to the next generation.

There’s nothing worth celebrating.

sunboy:
Your rant doesn’t change the fact that Ukraine will not be joining NATO, not in the coming years too and probably forever. It has decided to defend EU front, and it will be used to do just that, the best the west would do is support them and keep the fight within Ukraine.

Wasn’t saying Ukraine would be admitted in NATO . Since NATO , West can’t fight Russia as they should , while urging Ukraine to the fight ? Who is loosing territories ? Whose country has been destroyed ? Russia has no issue with them joining EU but NATO admission is what they won’t take.

Cc : sunboy
This doesn’t sound smart .
Since they do not want mutually assured destruction because of Ukraine while then are same West urging Ukraine on?
A once beautiful Ukraine is now in ruins something they could have avoided by honoring the Minsk agreement.
West are only interested in selling their weapons and mortgaging the future of the country, because nothing is given for free. In another way they will recuperate their weapons spent money back.
Four territories gone ?
And more are still going to be lost , this all point to a leader without any wisdom.
Choose your fight , know when to backdown, strategize and come back stronger.
Russian President will really wish they declare an all out war so he can remind them of what happened in Aleppo , Syria .

Could be PGM-FI relay as that apply to Honda vehicles.
It cranks but won’t start?
Next time google the issue online before throwing parts in.
Search “Toyota Camry 1999 cranks but doesn’t start”
Watch the video and you find the solution. So you can know how the one for your car looks like .
Unless you wish to keep throwing money into fire.

Cc: seedorph4u

ManofgodJnr3:
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Next time don’t pour the watery pap away , switch the gas on , and pour inside a pot, a little fire on it with a spoon to stir from time to time , will normalize the pap for you.

I am seeing a guy carrying another guy
Isn’t that a punishable act in our country again?

HardMirror:
ok. but you did not add the cost of the plantain flour and other things you eat the soup with

I have a land where it grows on its own , I don’t weed it , I just wait till is time and I harvest. Is literally not a farm, I guess the plantain was cultivated there before the land was bought.
I find someone to climb the fence and harvest the plantain ( trying to describe how bushy the grasses inside are)

HardMirror:
do you have a plantain farm? sorry for my many questions pls

I don’t have plantain farm

HardMirror:
this your calculation is lopsided and not comprehensive. do you mean you grow other vegetables and staples by yourself? abi is it only meat you eat?

Onions - #300
Ede (cocoyam) - #400 (but I divide into two as excess of it will make it too thick )
oha - #200 ( will won’t finish all , as I like my soup not been overcrowded with leaves)
If am using vegetable I have a place I collect free if I want. Or I just buy #100 own
Maggi , Crayfish , Salt , Okpeyi , Ogiri , Red oil , Groundnut oil I have them .
I have rice but don’t cook as I don’t regard it as food.
Beans I buy when I feel like eating which isn’t often like 4cups .
I will still have change in my hand .
I take processed plantain in place of garri . ( same way you make your wheat , semovita)
Tomato I buy little #500 if I will cook plantain porridge within the week .
Ice fish I don’t buy but a friend do gift me if it pleases him .

spiritualmubi:
Hello, good day sir, even me boss am tired with this drug I am on, if I don't take it for just one day, hm, that is a problem. I was diagnosed when I was 18, and I've been searching for a way to leave this drug, God knows if not that am not financially buoyant, I would have just fly out and get quality treatment, any advice boss, coz now I am overweight, have brainfog all thanks to the drug I'm on.

Sorry for your predicament. I vividly recall my sister’s own . Once she start misbehaving in school , my parents will call me on phone, as my dad can’t stand seeing her display such behavior.
Can’t say you have to reduce how you feed as is not possible. If you have relatives to help you out of this country, talk with them .

NB : My sister was very rebellious during her own time . She can walk into their H.O.D office and call him a fool, even the person will be wondering what gave her this morale . She was very intelligent but this issue made her forget everything she knew . Someone that do teach people, now scared of reading.
She’s in South Africa presently in her final year Pharmacy which is her second degree . She got admission to study Medicine when the issue started in her 200 level, she deferred her admission for a year , when she resumed she changed to Botany.

Zee0007:
10k will last me for one month. A broke guy management skills is top-notch.

How I do it.

1) No babe

2) I engage in intermittent fasting and eat only brunch—11-12 pm and eat dinner at 9pm.

3) Rice and bean 3 mudu and garri 6 mudu.

4) I apply red oil like anointing oil on the forehead. Oil for colour

Garri is always onboard. this is for a top-up.

N:b No be say I like my eating pattern, I'm just caught in between the line. I hope ulcer won't come visiting.

All is for survival. As long as I don't steal from anybody or defraud anybody. God remember us ooooh!

9pm is too late for dinner.
7 or 7:30pm so the food will digest and you urinate before sleeping.

Make Ogbono and egusi soup your bestie
You won’t spend so much to prepare it.
Is better than the rice you using to kill yourself.
I can’t recall last I ate rice as I don’t consider it as food .

obembet:
Despite the situation of this country today, there are many people than manage expecially in food aspect.

So my dear Nairalanders, how many days can 10k take you on food and explain how you will spend it.


Source: Obembet

For me it will last two weeks and three days .
I get to the market either buy #3000 or #2500 meat , buy okporoko #1000 each . Come back and prepare oha soup and Ogbono soup that’s what I am eating currently. I go to market once in two weeks. Other condiments I have them.
I stay alone .
This morning I made Okpa ( Bambara nut) too for breakfast.

HumbleOptimist:
Thanks. But she's not getting any better

If you people take her to Psychiatric hospital they will place her on drugs , if she stops taking the drugs whatever is happening to her will return in multiple. If she talks back at your dad or even fight him don’t be astonished is the long effects of the drugs. The drugs trying to keep them calm makes them more bold in actions. For some the drugs increases their appetite for food leading to adding of flesh so much, for others could be their tongue getting longer all are side effects of the drugs given to such patients to calm her down. I am writing you from experience of what my little sister passed through. She’s now in South Africa and there’s no drug she’s on . Is counseling that brought her back to normal.
Nigeria health system is not it at all.

Cc: HumbleOptimist

They will place her on drugs she will take till she lives. Which will complicate the issues more.
She needs counseling, don’t allow her take any drugs.

Sunnyshinylight:
I have come across so many sisters and I have tried to interview them about how they take care of their private parts, many don't get that a woman is supposed to take care of her private part always, at least two times every day, washing it and cleaning out everything that will cause bad odour coming out from Inbetween their legs.

I have had big aunty separated from their husbands and I asked them what happened, they tell me, they always have to force their husbands to sleep with them, and it's always completely impossible task, because he will be covering his nose, he will be asking them for them to use their hands and insert his dick, on so many occasions he prefers using condoms, which to them is very insulting and they wonder if he trusts them or is suspecting them.

But you know I have asked them this all important question for women, " how do you take care of your private part"? And they are like, how? Is there any special way of taking care of what every man is dying to have?

I said to them aunty, do you realize the amount of bad aromatic discharges that's oozing out of your vagina if it's not properly washed and clean, they are like, I should get out, whether are they going for beauty pageant?

Many marriages are like this, they force their man to be enduring what he's supposed to enjoy.

Dear sister please take care of your private part, it's not only a place for sex and attractions, it's your temple of HOLINESS, remember girls if you abuse your private part not just by not washing it, by fucking around, you will surely regret it for ever, I mean ever more, let no one deceive you, life works by principles not by miracles.

Why mentioning my monicker?
Ada is on this table
How do I tell her I broke up with her due to the oozing from her V
My enemy shouldn’t experience this
I made sure she licked my finger
And I refuse kissing her lips either

NB: more annoying saying she just had her bath before coming and oops she can’t perceive any pungent smell as she opened her legs

So many hypocrites condemning the man . But will do worse if a house boy or driver passes same message. I am 100% sure the house boy or driver will get a slap and sack for expressing his feelings.

Cleaner gold digger looking to reap what she didn’t sow.
Reason I decline extending such kindness to the females .
Having an opening doesn’t give any privileges to take advantage of another kindness.
The cleaner need to be sacked.
In her next job she will behave right.

Stephen2324:
Does a sleep over mean we will probably have sex?

That’s what it means . Two girls on different occasion that came to sleep over in my place were angry that I didn’t make any move towards them.

That was the time I was still a good person not anymore.

They refuse sleeping over the next time , saying when you didn’t do anything.
In spite of the shaving they took time to do .
NB : 4 - 6am is the time, if you know , you know

That’s how a friend of mine linked me to this girl (Blessing ESUT) back in 2018. According to my friend the girl is from a wealthy family but likes dick so much . Unknown to me my friend told her that money isn’t a problem for me that I am loaded .

On Sunday she came around via peace mass transit, went to pick her at the park , I even cooked jellof rice with better chicken to welcome her . A banana seller passed , she pleaded I buy that she wants to eat . No problem I bought the banana. Reached house brought water for her to wash hands and served her the jellof rice. She ate and was asking if I prepared it myself that’s delicious .

After eating we entered inside to talk and relax, the girl asked how it will be , I was surprised if this a hookup babe or what . She clarified me that if I pay her #30,000 she will stay till the next day and #15,000 for short time. I started laughing and asked her if the pussy is gold plated ? I asked her again won’t you sleep after the payment or she be awake till morning as per the #30,000 .

The girl started raising voice saying what do I take her for ? That she left everything she’s doing to travel for outside work and I am calling #5000 for her . I laughed that if I give her such amount let her clap hands. She finally said if I can’t pay #20,000 I should come drop her , oops I was happy, told her let’s go . She was surprised that I should top the money let her stay that she didn’t wish to return same day . Told her no need again , I can’t pay you for sex that you will enjoy as well .

Can you imagine why leaving my estate gate the girl shouted that she forgot something, I asked what ? She replied she would have carried the leftover banana, I just weak. In my mind is this the one from a wealthy family my friend hinted?

On my way to drop her , she was complaining that I should speed up that she’s late . Told her girl the road is bad and you asking me to speed like seriously? She kept complaining, had to stop and clear her that if can’t keep quiet let her come down and take a bike . She didn’t talk again .

When I got to Peace park gave her #2500 for her transport back meanwhile fare to her destination then was #1000 ( 500 going and 500 coming) . She replied what’s this ? That I should make it #5000 else she’s not coming down from the car . I just wind down the window so the okadamen will be hearing about our conversation. She now changed voice I should add #1000 to her , told her I am not adding even #200 that she’s wasting my time. She now came down and I drove off .

Had to call my friend immediately if this girl is the one from a wealthy family or another.

NB: she’s the one who told me, my friend said money is not a problem for him , reason she came to visit and billed me #30,000

Mine has to do with the cooking . I don’t joke with what I eat , a girl coming around already knows there’s so much to experiment on. I bake as well and like explaining while on it .
Then I can gist and demonstrate so well the girl will be rolling on the floor with laughter .
Toilet is exceptionally neat , as I detest dirty places same applies to my vehicle the neatness is undisputed.
NB: I don’t have any television or it’s like .
They like me massaging their body .
Lastly , my member , girls do come around just to have it .
One has stayed for two weeks as against three days because she got hooked how I handled her .
Then going to bush bar for bushmeat and palmwine they so crave it In advance