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UltraSphinx:
Obarighontan and profsomebody, please could you guys enlighten me on the caste of people called "aruta" (slave) in kabba and the reason behind the discrimination they receive from other parts of okunland

Aruta are not slaves but reincarnation of powerful men that are no more. Legend has it that those powerful men are so powerful that even in death they have the ability to possess women they like. These women though women are believed to act, speak and generally behave like the dead powerful men they represent. This possession however takes only a few days during which the family of the deceased are expected to adopt the affected women and cater for all their needs till the spirit leaves. All those ever possessed however come together after to form some sort of meeting (cult); offering sacrifices and holding processions occassionally.

hatchy:
Oh dear,I feel your pain.It won't be that easy to just forgive and carry on as if nothing had happened.
My people say when broken plate don break,e don break be that --no mmekwatalizm for it.
Better to have a broken relationship now than broken marriage tomorrow or worse God forbid,slicing of throat.
Just let her go because she will cause you more pains in that marriage than you ever think.Don't listen to those who will advice you to forgive her because they won't do same if placed in same shoes.
The gods are wise

Kponkpi! u r u

I believe u attended an FGC.

hnmmmmmmmmmmm

skentelelady:
What are the rates for gtbank and Stanbic on international transactions please

thank u

GTB 299

Fash20:
is there anything like lieutenant general in Nigeria. What I know is: stating from Major, lieutenant colonel,colonel,brigadier general,Major general,general, field marshall(which we do not have in Nigeria).

Bro, there are lieutenant generals. A lieutenant general is a 3star general. The COAS is one of them.
And as for d hierarchy, it is 2nd lieutenant ==> lieutenant ==> Captain==> Major==> lt colonel ==> colonel==> Brig general (1star general) ==> Major General (2star)==> lt General (3star) etc.
5 star general is d highest but unattainable

Shebi dem say EFCC wan probe ooni. E don show oooo. I pity nna. Oosha

The thing tire me o. The way ladies dress these days na only God help.


Girls: Can you dress like this?
Guys: Do you think this is sexy or crazy

By Demola Akinyemi

ILORIN—The University of Ilorin community, has been thrown into mourning after a 200 level student of the institution, Onikenku Michael Atunde, who was said to have gone for swimming in the university since last Saturday, was yet to return to the hostel.

At press time, members of the Kwara State Fire Service and National Emergency Management Agency, who had also been deployed to search for the student, were yet to make any head way.

Vanguard learned that Atunde of the department of Science Education and a member of Man ‘O’ War, was said to have gone missing since Saturday when he reportedly went for swimming.

Authorities of the university, it was gathered, had contacted the student’s next of kin.

Spokesperson of the university, Kunle Akogun, in a telephone message said: “A member of the Man ’O’ War was reported to have been calling for assistance in the river flowing behind the Parks and Garden Unit early Saturday.

“Rescue efforts coordinated by the Deputy Vice Chancellor, Academics, Prof. Nike Ijaya was immediately mounted, and search is still ongoing. Medical services have been on since yesterday. It is feared that the student might have drowned at the university’s dam site.“

source http://www.profsomebody.com/2015/11/02/unilorin-student-goes-missing/

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The number of internet users on Nigeria’s telecoms networks has hit 97.21 million, up from the 95.37 million recorded in August, according to figures released by the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC).

The telecoms regulatory body made the disclosure in its Monthly Internet Subscriber Data for September, obtained by the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) on Sunday in Lagos.

The data revealed that internet users on both Global System for Mobile communications (GSM) and Code Division Multiple Access (CDMA) networks, increased by 1.84 million in September.

The data showed that of the 97.21 million internet users in September, 97.06 million were on GSM networks, while 151,816 users were on CDMA networks.

However, the CDMA operators lost 367 internet users, after recording 151,816 in September, against 152,183 in August.

MTN has 41.84 million subscribers browsing the internet on its network.

NCC explained that MTN recorded an increase of 423,448 internet subscribers in September, after recording 41.41 million in August.

According to the data, Globacom has 21.89 million subscribers surfing the net on its network in September. 20. 77 million surfed the internet on the network in August.

Airtel had 17.73 million internet users in September as against 17.49 million customers recorded in August.

The data showed that internet users on the Airtel network increased by 235,941 in September.

NCC also said that Etisalat had 15.59 million customers who browsed the internet in September, against the 15.54 million users in August.

The data showed that those browsing the net on Etisalat’s network rose by 57,061 in the month of September.

The NCC data also revealed that the CDMA operators, Multi-Links and Visafone, had a joint total of 151,816 internet users on their networks in September.

It showed that the only two surviving CDMA networks in the country recorded a decrease of 367 internet subscribers in the month under review, from the 152,183 users they recorded in August.

According to the data, Visafone has a decrease of 393 customers surfing the internet in September, as it has 151,530, compared to the 151,923 users in the month of August.

Multi-Links had 286 internet users in September, adding 26 customers from the August record of 260 users.

The increase in the use of the internet in the month of September showed that more Nigerians were embracing data as the next revolution as the country moves towards achieving 30 per cent broadband penetration by 2018.

http://www.profsomebody.com/2015/11/01/nigeria-internet-users-reach-97million/

Hello gurus in d building... I passed Google AdSense's first test but after two days of second review, they said my application could not be granted. What do you think I need to do differently? profsomebody.com

Manie I studied accountancy from a poly. I base at Ijoko Ogun state

Artisticallyart GoldenDr Pls help me o. Frustration is already winning d battle here. I desperately need a job. Any good paying job. Teaching or otherwise. I'm an accountancy HND graduate with upper credit. I stay in a Lagos suburb.

engrshakespeare:
All the responses I see here make me grateful for my line of job. My last major job was at Access bank where I resigned with a salary of about 114k. I indulged thereafter in many biznesses that didnt succeed until I started learning chinese. I never knew learning a language could pay so well. Now I am on a salary of 100k. The best part is I have options, other employers are trying to make me leave my employer on d promise of a higher pay so my employer knows my worth. I have never been asked for my cv, ability to speak d language is all I need. I dont like chinese pple per say but d ability to speak their language can put many plates of food on your table. Forget d course u read, I read Elect/Elect Engr but I have since switched to doing masters in Chinese language. If u are crying unemployment its ur fault, one year plus and u cn begin translating with a starting salary of 60k without cv.

Broa, where did u learn d language? I've always wanted to learn Chinese and Spanish. Your reply will b appreciated

eaccyboy:
After inviting me for test twice and i never responded to the invitation cos I was far away from the location wer d job offer came....later on dey still invit me for different position I later went for the aptitude test /oral interview of more dan hours about a week later I was offered d jab....teaching jab of 50k thou...av bin der for 6month now n av gotin me a rubber rubber daylong bike for easy transportatn...

Bros, help me o. If any vacancy. I'm a friendly gal on a and ready to do any noble job. An accountancy graduate. HND

femsteve02:
when there are loads of teaching job that can pay 30k upward in my area in lagos

Bros pls help link me up for one of such jobs. I'm in Ogun state but very ready for relocation. I'm a graduate of accountancy.

OXYGENO1:
And that's because you fools are so obsessed with anything Ghana. Ghana is found in almost every thread on this useless forum.Can't u fools live without Ghana? huh!

You really don't know how silly you sound. Useless forum created by a Nigerian to help prevent fools like you from committing suicide cos u fed up of ur miserable live. Go create a useless site like this and start bashing Nigerians. FYI, we are ur host here.

Nigeria is so poor, no brain e.t.c. Yet, Nairaland (a naija site) is the only place these Ghanaian E-warriors spend their miserable lives. Get a life. Make money nt enemies.

PassingShot:
Introvert, so na true say you dey hustle for FTC!

@ topic,
I hate that we have two separate houses for the legislative duties. It's duplication of work and avoidable waste of resources IMO.

Who came up with this useless idea that has milked us dry for 16 years? Is there any way to get out of the quagmire?

That's d form of government we operate. U .S does same. In Britain, they have House of Lords and House of commons. It just has to be two. Upper nd lower.

For those that also want this topic to make front page, mention d mods. lalasticlala

OCTAVO:
Google about INTERNATIONAL TRADE and the policies that govern it. All countries have trade balance with World bank. I really can't say much, just Google INTERNATIONAL TRADE if you wish to know.

Read that. Doesn't explain well enough. Why do we have world bank?

Hello everyone,
I want to bring to fore some things that I do not quite understand about "MONEY".
These may look like a joke but it isn't. I am very serious.


We all know MONEY to be what you earn as a reward for doing work. We also know that each country MINTS her official currencies.
Now to my questions:
1. What is the real origin of money?
2. Why do countries go broke eventhough they mint their money themselves?
3. Why do we have d rich nd d poor when d country should av just minted enough for all to spend
4. Why ís Nigeria borrowing from U.S.A and d likes?
5. Why does U.S.A av to help lots of countries out of financial jinx?
6. where does U.S.A get her own abundant wealth from?
7. I knw U.S.A sell stuffs like ammunitions and render services to other countries tò get money but where did they get money to build refineries, artilleries, companies e.t.c?
8. When Nigeria switched from trade by batter to currencies, where did they get money to purchase minting machines to mint naira? (SAME WITH D U.S AND OTHER NATIONS).


D list can go on but I like to stop here.
I would have asked the "SOLOMON OF OUR TIME" but I bliv Nairalanders can do justice to this.

Pls mods, do d needful. I really need answers.
Cc lalasticlala
Ishilove

Ok

allanphash7:
Use ur tongue to count ur teeth

Interpretation pls

Good day house. I av a strong decoder 4675A with 3 dishes. Which satellites can i track with it? I av bin getting mytv, multitv but it has try... #lol. Over a year I left home. Everything new to me. Sir Olenyi Twinstaiye and co. Come to my aid.
Good to b here again. missed u all

chyckxx:
i'll get to you when i'm done

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Mekybliss:
That guy is materialistic. Please tell him to refund the sex

C this one talking shyyt. As if sex is a favor. Both parties enjoy it. They guy is busy using all his strength to bang and d gyal stays there moaning. Return d sperm too na.