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HealthRe: COVID-19: Father Refuses To Accommodate Son Who Returned To Ekiti From Lagos by profsomebody(m): 8:19pm On Apr 29, 2020
I swear. Very silly thing. If everybody were to act like that father, the spread will reduce drastically, but the idiot recording was busy making it look like he's wrong.
NextPresido:
the guy wey dey film think say this situation na joke abi?
RomanceRe: I Am In Love With My Employee by profsomebody(m): 1:52pm On Apr 09, 2020
Bro, I see nothing wrong with finding love from amongst your workers, provided you are emotionally strong enough to not let it reflect in your business environment. However, I believe you've already failed at that with your employees beginning to refer to her as "oga wife" as u stated (you have to work on fixing this). Apart from this, it's very wrong of you to have accepted her offer to start cooking for you, for whatever reason (I mean, how did you guys even get to that stage?). It's even worse that she's refusing money for the food she cooks for you and you accepted that too. Now, I'm not about going the superstitious route by suggesting she's mixing love portions with your meals, as I find those shii laughable, but the mere fact that she decided to be cooking for you without pay (twice daily) is a red flag for me. It shows she's desperate to make you believe she's not interested in your money, and in most cases, when ladies do this, the exact opposite is true. Where's she getting money from? The salary you pay her? How much do you pay her? For her to be juggling her schooling with working for you, she obviously isn't "rich", and is doing it for the money. Now tell me why she would go through all that stress just to be spending part of her salary feeding a grown man (in this case, someone who obviously doesn't even "need" her help)? Would she go through all she goes through just to be giving a broke bf half of her salary for feeding? I believe you know feeding costs a lot of money. And considering she's cooking for someone above her level, she'd always try to come up with something that will be presentable and befitting for you (means she has to spend even more than she would need to cook normal students concoction rice). Again, I ask how much do you pay her for her to be able to afford all these in the name of being nice? All these things don't add up. Makes it look like she's only trying to manipulate you (if she hasn't yet succeeded). Think, bro. Think! And going forward, try to set boundaries between yourself and your employees. Nobody is saying you should become a feared boss, but learn to be more professional.
Ishitinyourlife:
This girl is very attractive and she dresses nice too. She doesn't wear revealing clothes. She's modest, all calm. I used to buy food from restaurants to eat in the shop before because I don't really like cooking but she told me I don't need to do that, she can make my food and bring it over to the shop for me. Like she will bring me food in the morning before school and afternoon and she refused to collect a dime from me.


In truth I like the girl but I don't know if asking her out might

Advise me please.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by profsomebody(m): 7:30pm On Mar 30, 2020
Chai. Tnx bro.
genius43:
Your location only has MTN LTE Band 20 which is not available on all Chinese Versions.

Next time take all these into consideration.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by profsomebody(m): 7:15pm On Mar 30, 2020
genius43:
Which variant of RN7 do you have?
Chinese Version with Global ROM
or Global Version?
Chinese with glob rom
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by profsomebody(m): 5:47pm On Mar 30, 2020
My rn7 never gets 4g on mtn, even when my old redmi 7a gets the signal. What can I do to fix this, pls?
I text 4g to 131 on mtn, and I get a message telling me to upgrade to a 4g device.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by profsomebody(m): 10:56pm On Mar 18, 2020
naijasensei:
Go to revdl or apkpure or apkmirror to download the unmodded version of the game (possibly with a download manager), then install it on your device.
tnx
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by profsomebody(m): 10:25pm On Mar 17, 2020
olayinkajnr:
It's not because your device isn't play protect certified.

It's simply network issue or playstore acting funny.

But it's definitely not because your device isn't play protect certified.

Here's what you should do, lock your playstore to ram or while downloading, don't leave playstore. Allow it to complete. Sometimes, playstore might close in background and once the first patch downloads at 80%, it'll fail and probably start all over again.

That's one of the issues with downloading heavy games from playstore.
Tnx
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by profsomebody(m): 7:52pm On Mar 17, 2020
veekid:
update your Google play games
It's up to date.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by profsomebody(m): 5:48pm On Mar 17, 2020
I tried installing asphalt 9 on my rn7, but it failed after downloading almist 80% of the data (about 1.5gb). I tried to investigate the cause and found out it's because my device isn't Play protect certified. How do I resolve this, please?
PropertiesRe: Can I Be Forced To Sell My Inheritance? by profsomebody(m): 9:50pm On Jan 08, 2020
Bless your soul, bro. It was really annoying reading how he kept referring to the property as his, simply because he grew there. I mean, your mum is the last wife and presumably had the late man and all his money to herself and her kids when he was alive (judging by the fact that he said the older children didn't even know the location of the house) and after his death, you're claiming the house as yours exclusively? Rubbish! I think OP should even be grateful he has good older siblings who're willing to carry him along.
livebyday:
Firstly it's not your home more than it's theirs .. there is no will indicating you as primary custodian of the estate (the house)

So whether you where born and raised there is totally irrelevant.

Yes the house can be sold without your consent and all children are deemed beneficiaries of the estate since you are not stated in any document as executor of the estate hence you have no power above the other children.

The house will be sold.whether you approve or not and it doesn't belong to you it belongs to all biological children of your late father . Whether you live there and get married there is irrelevant the home is not yours !!!

Move out , it is not your inheritance it is all biological children's inheritance
RomanceRe: A Lady Is Four Months Pregnant For Me And She's Hiding It From Me. by profsomebody(m): 12:41am On Nov 25, 2019
Was beginning to wonder if only I got the message.
Fizzymike1:
Shut up there Mr liar. He is actually doing advert for forex trading
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Threatened To Leak My Sex Tape With A Guy Online!!! by profsomebody(m): 11:48pm On Nov 24, 2019
And the cult guy might want to have s3x with u as payment. I'll advise you to stay away from them. Go to the school security immediately and tell them your bf connived with someone to rape you and film the act and now trying to blackmail you. You'll be surprised the length this case can go, but one thing is sure - leaking the clip will be the last thing on his mind after the authorities become aware of the case. But I don't completely buy your rape narrative. Where were your friends who you went with to the party when you we're being raped? And since the guy who took you to the party is also d person that raped you(not an unknown person), why aren't you pressing charges against him for rape?
pamelaayomide:
To him,the tape is with him.
I may involve the school security or a dreaded cult guy.
Maybe if the former didn't work,the latter will.
RomanceRe: I Am In Love With Her But She Is HIV Positive. by profsomebody(m): 10:42pm On Nov 23, 2019
tokrizy:
I have got airtel card 8k for sale at cheaper rate..I mistakenly recharged 10k instead if 1k from my account..pls I wanna sell at good rate quote me if u re interested
Price?
FamilyRe: Share Your Coming Of Age Stories by profsomebody(m): 5:56am On Nov 18, 2019
This got me laughing hard.
Kkings11:
16+? for my house? Na prayer warrior unit you want enter be dat oh. dey go use cane flog that spirit commot for your body
BusinessRe: Which Viable Business Can I Start With N150k To N200k? by profsomebody(m): 8:05pm On Oct 19, 2019
NonFarmPayrol:
Learn how to trade contract for differences onlune


You can make like 5 to 10k daily with a 600usd capital

I can teach you online free
How, please?
ProgrammingRe: What Made You Pick Interest In Programming by profsomebody(m): 9:39pm On Oct 12, 2019
Sirvingeo:
It's simply because of its mathematical concept. I will continue coding until I die and mine kids will take over from me . Although I started coding late at around 26 years and I'm 27 now
How did you start please? I've been wanting to learn for many years.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Isn't This The Best Answer On Why You’re Leaving Your Current Workplace? by profsomebody(m): 11:11pm On Jul 26, 2019
Lol
kokaneprodigy:
auto correct can never change leaving to living
CrimeRe: Youth Corpers Say NO To Rape! (Pictures) by profsomebody(m): 7:21pm On Oct 04, 2018
itiswellandwell:
OK ooooooo! Don't understand that "drugged means No and drunk means No" when you are drunk, you can't say NO naaw and when you are drugged you can't say NO as well abi na me no get sense. Somebody should explain better abeg.
If she's drunk or drugged, you must not touch her.
RomanceRe: Pictures Playboys Can Relate To When A Pretty Lady Moves Into Their Neighborhood by profsomebody(m): 12:33pm On May 10, 2018
franchasng:
Bros, oya talk true...between the first picture and the second picture, which do u prefer or find more appealinghuh Don't lie...be real..don't be scared, its a free world huh huh
You don't have to be HIV lean na. I don't like fat asses. Show a decently small ass.
RomanceRe: Pictures Playboys Can Relate To When A Pretty Lady Moves Into Their Neighborhood by profsomebody(m): 9:07am On May 10, 2018
Michelle55:
huh guys what's the obsession with lady's big boobs and butts? Ayam not understanding
I've equally been wondering. Like it's not just another chunk of flesh. Especially d butt.
WebmastersRe: How Much Do U Make From Your Blog? Be Honest by profsomebody(m): 9:24pm On Sep 16, 2017
Blogtrovert:
how would I?
Quote me here if d need arises
WebmastersRe: How Much Do U Make From Your Blog? Be Honest by profsomebody(m): 1:26am On Sep 16, 2017
Blogtrovert:
I can't tell what you'd want. but I'm so interested... I've Sent a mail
u can meet me too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Swansea Vs Manchester United (0 - 4) On 19th August 2017 by profsomebody(m): 2:27pm On Aug 19, 2017
This is exactly what Manu lacked last season and they've fixed it. Then, they'll start well but towards the end of the match, they concede one painful equalizer. But now, na to first fool d opponents and towards d end we kill dem finally. GGMU
AutosRe: Some Things Car Dealers Do Not Tell Their Prospective Customers. by profsomebody(m): 1:58am On Aug 16, 2017
Lanrelorry:
Sometimes I laugh at people's conclusion regarding cars from auctions sites. Let's be realistic, in the present day economy how many people can afford a non accidented car? for example a 2005 Toyota Corolla, visit sites like Craigslist.org, carguru.com and convert the money to Naira, then add the cost of shipping and clearing. You need to appreciate the fact that you still can afford a nice car without breaking the bank and mind you not all cars from the auction are as bad the way the op painted it.. I import cars from the USA and this year alone I have sold over 200 units and people are still buying.
How do you sell so easily? 200 units in 8 months ain't no joke. I'm also a car dealer but it's been rough here. Mind sharing what works for you?
Technology MarketRe: Pics!!! Mint Hp 15 Laptop For Sale. Chap Cheap!!! by profsomebody(m): 9:15am On Aug 11, 2017
What's d video memory size?
LiteratureRe: I Need A Writer For Some Paid Projects by profsomebody(op): 10:44pm On Jul 28, 2017
Ayoomodaddy:
Interested

[url]link=https://www.nairaland.com/3834498/hannah[/url]
Send me a message
LiteratureRe: I Need A Writer For Some Paid Projects by profsomebody(op): 10:39pm On Jul 23, 2017
You can send samples to profsomebody at g mail dut cum
LiteratureRe: I Need A Writer For Some Paid Projects by profsomebody(op): 8:03pm On Jul 23, 2017
MrHowto:
I am interested.
Gimme a link to your portfolio
LiteratureI Need A Writer For Some Paid Projects by profsomebody(op): 6:33pm On Jul 23, 2017
I need good creative writer with the ability to create long and interesting stories. I'll just provide few important details and you convert it into an interesting and comprehensive book of sort. It can go up to 60k words or even more at times but other times may not need more than 6000 words. If you're good and you know you can do this, just signify.
Note: You'll get paid and it's not a onetime offer because I hope to lock down a long-term deal with whoever is chosen. Thanks
D9ty7
Meneski
christar01

If you know anybody that's for for this, kindly tag them.
LiteratureRe: Last Gang Standing (Crime) by profsomebody(m): 1:04am On Jul 23, 2017
Apollux:
Well thanks for the criticism but there are some things u should take note of. One this is a fiction not realism. Two if u get to read the story very well, "Simon" was not alone he was standing with other guards who came out from the other car (and for the record he wasn't a don) . Killing seven people at one time is something u should understand about sniping, if u have been under fire during a sniper attack, u will get to know how easy it is for a sniper using a gun whose effective range is around 2miles to kill 7 people in 7 seconds.
Now foe the Bad English, this language is not my 1st language, if u had taken time to read through my introduction before the story, u will realize I informed all that this is not a prepared work, I type them as I log in to Nairaland. So this is not a professional work, it didn't go through any editing Moreover I'm not well educated, so dont expect my English to be polished. I never claimed this work to be the product of a professor.
ok bro.
"After some seconds, the limo and two cars that Streetwise described to him came up to the of the hotel. As the door open, a single occupant stepped out." This is what I'm saying. I expected his guards to alight first. Well, it's just an observation and you can either take it or leave it.
As for d English language aspect, baba no dey talk that "English z not my first language" o. It is our lingua franca and that's why you didn't write this story in ur local dialect. Just accept the corrections, make amends and move on. You may just think you're doing a freestyle but u neva can tell who's watching. In case u no knw, na free advert opportunity b dis o. Make d best use of it to show d world what you've got.

Since it seems u think I'm trying to form ITK by correcting u, I go face front now.
Mind u, "prof" wey dey ma name na scam o. I fail English for wayec. lol
One love bro.
LiteratureRe: Last Gang Standing (Crime) by profsomebody(m): 8:45pm On Jul 22, 2017
apollux I love the way u describe those hardwares. However, I think you're not a good learner or...
I'm not saying my use of English language is the best but your updates contain too many errors and I noticed someone tried to correct you but you ignored him.
I also noticed some things you described are not so realistic. An example is William taking out 7 people (in the same place) successfully. Is it possible that the other people just stand like trees after the first shot brought down someone beside them?
Secondly, being a "don", I didn't expect him to step out of d car alone. Cmon, he was accompanied by 2 SUVs (which u said prolly carried armed men). Why then did he just step out like that? I expected his guards to alight first and even rally around him.

Sorry if I sound harsh but I'm only trying to be factual with my thoughts.
I was really eager to read this story but now, ma jux pack well.
Note: Me sef no hear English o.

Good job meneski
LiteratureRe: Top 5 Nairaland Crime Stories by profsomebody(m): 7:25pm On Jul 22, 2017
Silensa:
Ok but i didn't see any thread on the nomination. I hope next time, it will make the list.
example pls

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