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Ishilove:
Those are the calm ones. The mad ones will still be abusing you on top of your credit. I had to block one particularly uncouth one on WhatsApp.

They kuku know me. Mi o raye sheeit, mehn. Lagos is hectic enough. Don't add to my stress

But most times you don't smile.neither do you have a tiny calm voice

made4naijamusic:
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Ha, is this the same woman?

Na real fire oh!

Admin401:
Generation Z, also known as Zoomers; You wont be allowed into certain positions if you're a virgin or if you haven't had sex in the last 30days. It's already happening in America.

You're joking right

Not again.

This chat is old. Its between a white woman and an Indian man that wanted to scam her but got the tables turned on him.

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-scammer-reply-anil-khullar/

The yams ,rice , N50 etc are all symbolic. They do not depict the true worth of the lady being given in marriage.

rex444:
Which part f the female body forms squirts( that juice when they squirt)

Squirts are actually female involuntary urinations. Squirts as you see in porn are mostly acted out. The female porn actor drinks a lot of water then during the sexual act when she has the urge to pee she shoots it out as hard as possible and it fills everywhere. Its all acting actually and visually looks very erotic but its not real.

Real squirts occur when a woman's urinary bladder fills up or gets squashed during the sexual act. The continuous stimulation and pounding of her urinary bladder makes her want to pee. Ladies at this point excuse themselves to the toilet cos its actually an uncomfortable feeling, but if you leave it long enough they pee on your bed. Its not as much as you see in porn though and would probably only happen once.

So, the part that 'forms' squirt is the urinary bladder and it comes out from the urethra.

This is different from the female orgasm/cumming where the woman reaches climax and releases a small amount of creamy fluid.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Lol. My age matters not here, bro!
At least, I'm far above the age of consent.

I didn't mean it as an insult. Some women orgasm only once in thier lifetimes. Be patient.

nelsonebby:
are there bisexual men?

Of course there are.

Biglittlelois:
Okay, thanks

Happy to oblige.

UyaiIncomparabl:
I always feel like it but I can't do it.

Have patience. How old are you. You have many years left to experience it.

UyaiIncomparabl:
I don't cum. Why?

Not many women cum during penetrative sex. Its a regular thing. Many factors can contribute to it. You may have been circumcised, your man knows little about pre-intimacy, youight be frigid or have an infection, it might be psychological, from a past sexual assault. Reasons are legion. But if you desire to cum and with the right partner it can happen.

Biglittlelois:
Of course, until you dont respond anymore during intercourse except mouth action, he notices and isn't happy, what do you then do about it?

To best enjoy sex, the act has to be give-and-take. You enjoy and he enjoys. If you get your sexual satisfaction from MouthAction , well and good. But after you have gotten your orgasm you have to let your husband have his own. So if he sucks you first before sex, you lie down and enjoy it. When he's through you can actively sex him back so he enjoys himself as well. That way both of you are happy and fulfilled.

OneSentence:
prognose what do u call a guy who derives pleasure when he's making love and she's in pain but it makes him feel more intense pleasure? he doesn't like all those exteme kinds of sex...just regular sex and anal but the pain makes him go gaga, especially during anal and she's begging him to be gentle n not go too deep though she won't stop him no matter the pain...

Straight forward sadist. He derives pleasure from seeing his partner in sexual pain. Its called sadism. It lies within the realm of sexual domination/BDSM and such. If the partner is willing or aware he's into that stuff its okay. But if the partner is unwilling then its called rape and the person is suffering from sexual sadism disorder.

OneSentence:
Ishilove would never tell you...she's not open about her sex life...though inquisitive about sex...anyway at least she's not claiming virgin unlike others

Oh.
My bad.
Must have had a bad experience though.

Well what doesnt crush u definitely makes you stronger.

Biglittlelois:
How would you react if your girlfriend tells you that!!!

For real? I wouldn't mind one bit. MouthAction is awesome when done right.

Ishilove:
Have yourself a restful night

You too dear. Sweet dreams.

Ishilove:
I repeat, you're the one answering all the questions about sex.

Doesnt say anywhere that I can't ask questions.

You sound tense. I wish I was there to bathe you with a soft sponge and give you a good massage afterwards.

Biglittlelois:
You still didnt answer my question!!!

No, nothing wrong with preferring sucking over fhucking.

Ishilove:
You're the one answering questions, not I.

I'm faulting your explanation for konjified, goaty behaviour

Is that all you can think about when discussing sex.

When last did you have sex, ishilove?

Ishilove:
So you're blaming science for lack of self control?

This is not a blaming thread. You asked a question, ai answered.
Again, when last did you have sex?

Ishilove:
So you're blaming science for lack of self control?

I'm not blaming anyone for anything. Sex is good. Its the best damn natural feeling in the world.

Have u had sex?

Ishilove:
This means you're a guy. Stop misdirecting

Course I'm a guy. Its all over my threads. The lesbian guy was just being silly.

Biglittlelois:
Is it wrong to prefer been sucked than fvcked?

Once you get a good sucking experience you're hooked for life.

There was this girl I sucked once, clean shaved and smooth, and she sprayed some perfume down there. She tasted like ripe guava. I sucked her hole and tickled her clit till she came all over my mouth. She passed out soon after. I never sucked one so sweet. Have been addicted ever since.

1Sharon:
OP so you are dis gay ting

Speak English. Or Edo. You're Edo aren't u.

Obascoetubi:
nothing like erect nipple o

You just haven't see it yet bro.

Nipples so erect they poke you in the eyes.

I miss you rose.

pocohantas:
Oh nice. Write a book then

Tried doing so this afternoon. Got tired.

Ishilove:
Why do people lose their senses once konji sets in?

Please respond with valid illustrations

Well, all humans have a triune brain , the reptilain brain, the limbic brain and the neocortex. These three parts of your brain control different functions. The reptilian brain controls you basic survival instincts like breathing and stuff. The limbic brain controls stuff like sex. And the neocortex controls your higher centres like your conscience. On a good day the neocortex is the master of them all, but when you're arroused to have sex e.g when your veejay is wet, your nipples hard etc, all the blood flows to your limbic system. The limbic system is all about pounding her till she cums, or riding him till you orgasm. The neocortex which houses your common sense has no blood flowing to it at the time yeah, so you can't think straight until the limbic system is done.


I don't have a pencil I would have drawn some labelled diagrams.

Obainoneandonly:
jeez, I tot u said u are a lesbian,that's why have been asking you those questions... sorry bro,erase all d questions from your thought,because it was meant for a lesbian and not a guy...sorry once more

That's quire alright. Erased.

Obascoetubi:
like men gets erect after seeing naked women, what about women after seeing naked men? do they get erect?

No, they get a surge of fluids from their vagina. They get wet. Some get erect nipples too.

pocohantas:
I can see you are in a good mood.
Keep it up.

Not really. Just bored and wondering what to do with excessive sexual information.

Obainoneandonly:
are u a guy or a girl

Guy

Goodlyhrt:
Can we exchange brains i want to knw hw stupd you really are

We would if you had a brain to exchange in the first place.