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NewDelhi:
Still having this problem?

Yep. Though I have since called someone to estimate costs. The house will need renovation. Pillars will be place at the areas of damage to strengthen the walls and the floors have to be remade via german floors. Thanks and God bless

TissuePaper:
Well as an upcoming artiste I registered to perform at my University carnival. I was a very shy introvert so I decided to take some substances so as to gain confidence to perform in front of the crowd. Voila my time came and I was called on stage. What really happened I still can't remember all I know was that I started seeing stones, corn Hobbs(shuku agbado), bottle being thrown at me. The M.C just came to put his arm around me and walked me off the stage politely. How I didn't commit suicide that day I don't know. The most painful part was a girl that I was about to knack that was there. The girl said she saw someone that looks like me on stage. Me wey I be ode instead of me to deny I said yes na so she block me ooo. My only chance of getting laid at the University. 3 years after University at 25 am still a virgin na wa oo.

Bhaajhahahahhaahahaahahahaahahaahajhahhajaajahahhahaha

SocialJustice:
When your first wife is a white woman you can safely practise polygamy. Marrying a Nigerian girl first will most likely send you to early grave.

The irony in this statement is just mind-blowing.

Was it not the same "white" people that told us polygamy is bad

You don't "demand" for sex

Who "demands" for sex?

"Hey come here and give me sex now!"

"I demand you give me sex!"

Na marching order?

Abi people don't know what "demand" means

4ckz:
I don't think I can even bear 1 month without, like, I must be lashing my wife like thrice a week to say the least. I am much more scared that since my life is like this now, maybe cheating would be inevitable for me.

Lol you're in for a rude shock

nath34:
Please o. I need advice. My girl do visits me. Both of us have agreed on no sex. But whenever she visits she want kisses and romance. Won't that lead to sex.? Guys how do you involve in romance and avoid sexual arousal?

It's not possible. Kiss and romance may be enough for her but it will eventually lead to sexual frustration for you. You know guys get excited faster than girls. Before you know it you'll be begging her for the sex.

Avoid the kissing and romance.

FeliciaOja:
History they teach or you read in school is fake, twisted and rewritten history.
Your history does not teach about lost previous civilizations. So you guys are wasting time studying history in school.
The real history of mankind will blow your mind into pieces.
A lot and I mean a whole lot has been removed from the access to public eye.

I've been trying to tell people this for years.

Impostor:
those who know knows


NIGERIAN mentality

Op a girl cant be mourning for joy.

You meant moaning. Moaning for joy, not mourning.

Meanwhile, yes, some young girls do this. It's an emotional thing. They cry cos they feel guilty and yet they tell you to go ahead. E good say you run sha.

BuddhaPalm:
Maybe he was cloned

Not exactly cloned, that word has been abused incessantly on social media.

Lookalikes.

Two lookalikes to be exact.

The second look alike was activated after the Abba brought coro to aso rock.

Kriximpecable:
There was this lady I'm madly in love with but she isn't reciprocating my love for her.

MY ENCOUNTER WITH THIS YOUNG LADY..
I met this girl in my campus fellowship ( RCF). Initially her beauty Drew me closer to her( which mostly apply to all guys). I became friends with this girl. I was in my finals, same thing with her also. We were so close that I do call her mostly in the evening but she is this introvert and boring type of a person. She doesn't last long on chat even when you call her she always form so serious- minded to be so busy with her books but she is also responsive to my chats but in a boring way like" k,ya,cool,no,lol" just like other girls outside do. I eventually ask her out and she outrightly rejected my proposal with the fact that she still wants to concentrate on her studies that she isn't ready for any relationship. I never gave up as guyman wey I be. I tried convincing her more and more but her NO still remain NO.

I decided to give her some space like 3months, she wasn't bothered and when I chatted her back she seems so interested again and when I bring up the dating issue again she will reply me with the same NO. This continue for almost 11months( off course,this month made it 11months). Since I thought perhaps because of her studies that was why she hasn't been interested now that we've both graduated I thought it will be the best time to engage her again with the same discussion but when I eventually told her that now that she has graduated isn't it right she got herself a boyfriend and she said that I'm right that this is the best time for her to look for boyfriend and for me to start giving myself hope again by asking her out again but she still reply me with "Not yet', the next reply was "she isn't interested","that we can just be friends", I thought of moving on but I couldnt because I so much love this girl.

One turn off about her is her boring nature. She would never chat me up first even when she noticed am online unless I started the chatting and she doesn't have any meaningful things to say than to be nodding like agama lizard like the usual"yh","No","cool","lol" etc.All those boring chats.

This girl has everything I want in a woman. She is pretty, calm,morally wise and the rest but I don't know if this thing she is doing is also called hard to get or I should just move on with my life?.

Note that I can't cope becoming friends with her without asking her out again. If atall I want to move on that means I'll delete her number and also delete every means of communicating with her in that case it would be easier to erase her from my mind.

Pls, mature response only!
I'm dying emotionally here..

Lol, you don't love her na.

You've called her "serious" and "boring" more than 10 times and you've admired that you're attracted to her because of her beauty 'like most of the other boys'. So what makes you stand out from the rest?

You just want to chop her punny then your eye will clear and you'll remember how boring she is and move on with your life.


Besides she's told you NO severally. Abeg leave her and move on. There are other willing fish in the sea.

lastchild:
Since 2 days now I just realized that I can't smell nor taste anything,no scent, no odour, no taste, this morning I poured 1 full spoon of salt inside my mouth but couldn't taste anything

am healthy, I don't have any headache nor malaria but I don't just know what is going on


Doctors in the house please help

This seems to be the main symptom of COVID-19 in Nigeria. It will last 5-7 days and stop. I advise you stop drinking and smoking this period and take huge doses of vitamin C like 1g twice a day for same one week.


Try to keep from infecting others by avoiding getting close to other people. Also try not to touch public surfaces and wash your hands regularly. If you start to cough or have difficulty in breathing pls go to the hospital.

All the best.

Ningen:
We all have a responsibility towards building a sane society. As her employer, don't turn a blind eye to her promiscuous lifestyle. She's just 21.

As such, sacking her wouldn't solve anything.
What she badly need right now is sex education.

Your wife can take that responsibility.

It's a step forward if she learns from a woman about the dangers of promiscuity & unprotected sex. Please do that for the sake of humanity.

Another sane comment! Thanks for this.
cc Orbitalbadan

Justbehave:
NICE ONE. All this people saying the op is interested in her ,you all are fools.Once again,thank you for this wonderful and matured response.

As in, I'm so disgusted at the level of thinking on this thread. So because he is worried about her well-being it means he has feelings for her?

Disgusting mindset.

grammarnazi2:
...victim...

...trending...worse.

...rape.
...accuses...

...confessions...

...former President.

Rape should stop!
...anybody...


...quiet.

...raped...

... lives.

When Timi Dakolo's wife said she was raped, many girls came out and spoke up.
Only...is...

...stories that touch.

Guy(babe) you're the bomb. I started this once but stopped. Here's wishing you luck in your Grammer crusade

Yeah, it's funny when it happens to men isn't it?

illicit:
Don't borrow money from him o and if you have borrow pls transfer it back ASAP

tellsblinks:
please this is not me, a friend chatted me up and asked me what to do about this action
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during the lockdown after school closed I decided to go to my relative house to stay with them., considering the fact that going back home is about 14hours from my school and I usually go thier for holidays.


Of recent I noticed that the child of age 12years old is making advances towards, like he would cross his hands around my shoulders while watching film (not romance) and would feel his hands trying to go down my burst and could also feel fear in him...

yesterday night while we were watching movie in my room jokingly jokingly I felt his hands this time around crawling to my ass and also noticed he was scared!!

please what should I do? I do not want to shout for him or beat the hell out of him, as I have not really caught him in the act yet

what do I do?? I need advice, should I wait to catch him, then beat crase comot from him, or should I advice him now

You're older. Why not just avoid close contact with him? It's that simple.

Abi am I missing something?

pyyxxaro:
OGBOGONOGO


What a name

They got the spelling wrong. It's OGBOGEONOGO market

MamaFryo:
Hello my people, I beg between Lounge45.com and codedruns.com which is actually coded?

These two are excort sites or in street term, they are sites where you can easily hookup with a lady or guy of your choice. No story, just talk about how market and you are good to go if market good for both of una.

My main concern here as a woman is about how protected you are. I understand that some ladies settle to make some money on these sites to feed their family and sponsor themselves to school but some no dey shame again these days o. Na so dem go just show dem face and everything for dem body with their phone number yakata. Majority of those there are just 17 to 21. Few are in their late 20s and early 30s. It is either that dem never sabi life or life don tire dem cos they have seen it all. When it is time to settle with life, I pray their past wont just come calling.

I can't judge you because I am not in your shoes but if at all you must hustle, please protect your identity. Not everybody should see your unclothedness...preserve it only to be seen by those who really need to see it and pay for it.

Wondering how I got to know the sites? Na just my normal waka waka o.

This is reverse psychology at its finest. If you know you know.

Hectorsam:
That why you don't know what to write meet a doctor

She's cheated on you four times and you're not even married yet. And you're not going to be around most of the time.

Why do you think she won't cheat on you after marriage?

Lol

You're obsessed with her that's why you can't let go otherwise this is simple common sense.

Someone has a serious case of doctor envy

BobbyHammar:
Please no insult o. I am not a saint so I just need to understand this question I asked. I am not in any serious relationship yet so I get to meet some girls once in a while and when we click fine we get to make out for fun. So I have observed that most of them always like to say "Thank you" after we make out and I keep wondering what the thank you is for because we both had the fun together and I also enjoyed myself. Is this something very common amongs girls?

I dunno why they say it and no it's not common.

But it's a great turn-on when they do

Thanks for this.

AcuraZDX:
Help! My Sister Is Seeing Her Period The Second Time This Month


She's 21 years of age.

She saw her period on the 4th of this May and today being 20th, she's seeing it again.


Please this is a serious issue and it's giving me concern.

Please your kind advice is needed.

How you're going to sieve through all the strange information in the first page, I dunno. But anyway.

Calm down. It's perfectly normal for her age. She's still young so sometimes her cycle will come down to 27-28 days. It's not always constant. She didn't have sex with anyone and she didn't take any drug for pregnancy.


It's a normal thing so calm your mind down.

Also now would be a good time for both of you to learn how to track menstral cycle using a calendar so that next time you won't have to panic like this.

Cheers.

SeunWedsLinda:
any remedy? @lalasticlala

Acne vulgaris.
Usually comes on the faces of teenagers between 9-18yrs old.

It will go by itself in a couple of months.

But if you must treat it, use doxycycline and benzoyl peroxide.

If you use any bleaching agent it will stay on your face for a long loooong time, years . So don't try it.

Those creams you used are a temporary measure , they won't work .

It is my civic duty to tell you to see a doctor. Other wise the antibiotics I mentioned above should work.

Offpoint:
Thread for the bottle lovers...

And that was how God picked papa nonso call.

I'm grateful for the kind of man I am.
No smoking
No drinking
No womanising
Zero friend
Zero neighbor relationship
No football watching
No computer games

Spent my life either on the computer screen or the woods listening to nature.

When I die trees and birds will miss me

Damnn

Rest in peace sir.
Rest in peace sir ����

Sex is an instinctual act. It is meant to feel pleasurable whether the person wants it or not. That is why some girls feel men cannot be raped because the men had erection. If you rub a penis with hot pepper even if it is painful it will still get erect from the rubbing. If a woman is raped she can still moan and squirt. It doesn't mean the person is enjoying it.

Op kindly answer the question above

All this donate, donate, donate to who na

May his soul rest in peace.

Vomiting does not mean he was poisoned. A lot of people vomit right before they die from various reasons. It can be as a result of buildup of toxins in the organs from respiratory failure just before they give up. Vomiting also occurs during a heart attack or stroke. It can occur from extreme pain just before the person dies.

My condolences to the family.