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Biglittlelois:
I have a friend, she was introduced to a guy by her cousin, they both hit it off the very first time they talked on phone, according to her, seeing his picture made her fall the more, same with him, but there was a clause, this guy said he is a weird and complicated guy, he doesnt call, text or chat, yet he calls and chat with her, she tried to end/stop talking to him several times because of it, he refused, in fact he pushed for them to see several times, she refused cos she doesn't really like the connection thingy, to the extent that the guy became discouraged and didn't want to see her anymore, after much convincing, they finally get to see, the feelings they both had for each other never changed,

All of a sudden things changed, this is a guy that first professed love to her, tells her she has no other choice but to stay with him, always tell her she should hold on to him, he suddenly stopped calling, chating on whatsapp, she was always the one calling and chating up, she said she knew something was wrong, pressed him to talk about it several until he finally did, he said it was work issue, that she isn't his priority right now, but he still loves and respect her, and doesnt want anything to happen to what they have together, yet he refused to change,

She had to take the bull by the horn one day, she asked him if he will like her to move on from him, he didn't reply, she persisted, until he finally said, she is the one getting things wrong, that's when she realised that he really doesnt want a relationship with her, she had to delete his number from her phone and whatsapp, but didn't block him, it's been one week since then, she secretly wants him to reach out cos she really misses him terribly, to the extent that she came crying to my place this evening to tell me all these, and majorly because she doesn't know his number off hand so she can call him or text,

Some guys are low key emotionally manipulative, why collect the number of someone that wants a relationship that'll lead to the altar, then toil with her feelings?

All this long story.

The man wanted the p"""**

And he got it.

So now he has lost interest.

End of story.

Mend your broken heart and move on.

Next time don't give your p**** out like that. That's all men think about.no matter how romantic they sound.

Look for someone that will love u without asking for p#***

Those are the real husband materials.

But una go hear?

What's wrong with copy and paste? Did they claim the idea was thiers? What are u so pained?

Ok you probably thought the idea was originally from them and were heartbroken when you found it out on reddit. Kpele.

But that in no way subtracts from the message they are passing across.

ethicallyright:
I had a lovely childhood of Barbie cartoons from Mum's side and James Bond movies from Dad's angle. Day dreaming, soliloquizing and playing with my water gun were my hobbies, an apt representation of my desire to imitate the heroes of Hollywood spy actions I so much cherished.

My admission into a Federal University happened while I was still a teenager. Romance and love were not my thing ,and not still is. I dedicated the second decade of my life which corresponded with my time in University gambling with business ideas while trying to transform them into reality. I lost most but won few with distinction.

My childhood dream of being an "007" was still intact even though the rotation of the earth each day made it become more impossible . Every sunset went down with the futility of a possible spy career because of the specialization tertiary education offers.

A decent, fashionable, intelligent, well-behaved and handsome male in class wouldn't escape the wish list of his female classmates if he adds mystery to his A-list. I was unpredictable, spoke to a few and rarely laughed just to keep my top spy demeanor intact. The green lights started arriving , all but one I chose to ignore.

Vanessa's green light ranked above all others and of course any man, desperate or not , would give in to hers. With a slender but 8 shape , clear skin and foreign accent she was just too hot to ignore.

One morning she decided to take my route, out of a hundred routes, as passage to her seat in class. She stepped on my left toes which were inside my luxurious Prada dressing shoes , the only in our faculty. She told me "Sorry" and I nodded carelessly without trying to begin a conversation like most simps would do if they had an opportunity to.

From brushing her chest on my back to remind me of her soft yet erect young adult breasts to telling me to buy snacks for her during breaks , Vanessa's perseverance in the battle for my attention was intense. We fixed the date in a restaurant I couldn't afford as a student even though she ate the cheapest food there . I paid to maintain my class and establish my dominion.

Skipped her calls , didn't return her messages and ignored her in class. During a faculty dinner in a hotel outside Campus, I booked a decent room to relax after the end of the dinner at midnight. Vanessa appeared like a thespian in a red carpet for the dinner.

I said no word, held her hands moved to the hotel room, unzipped her dress behind and pushed her to fall on the comfortable bed. Kissed her passionately and fondled her mammary glands until she informed me that she intends to go downstairs and pick her purse from the auditorium were the dinner held.

She left her phone with me, a rare assurance that she loved what I did to her body those few seconds and therefore she would return sooner. I went through her WhatsApp messages, the ones she archived and discovered that she's a member of a female cult. I did the needful and extracted the data for careful study at home and completed the process before she returned. I did this without a trace.

When she returned the grin on her face was larger than life. I blindfolded her , stripped her and started with her belly, her upper body and then below her waist. I did it with conviction that there wouldn't be another opportunity so half a dozen of condoms would go to the incinerator the next day from our contact activity.

Two weeks later , I worked on the data I extracted , printed the pictures and burned the videos to a CD. I put them in a brown envelope and dropped it on the desk of the Dean of Student affairs after breaking into his office at night with a master key. On Friday, names of those summoned by the school senate were pasted on the largest board in our University. "Vanessa Okoro Taiwo " topped the list.

Dreams do come true. My dream of being a secret agent came true in the most absurd circumstance.

That's my story, how I got involved with a cultist in school.

Naiccee talent there. Applaudiseee!!!!
That was a good short story. You should consider living out your dreams of being a spy by writing your imaginary adventures down. I'm quite sure it will sell like hot cake.

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Ja na wa

The solution comes from all parties working together to secure peace. Your brother should first of all go and apologise to your father. He did not do well by saying the property he was given was not good enough to live in, being that he doesn't have property himself. So that's why your dad is angry with him and wants to teach him a lesson.

Your wealthy sister has seen another opportunity for buisness and is taking advantage of the situation because your father will prefer her plan to your brother's plan. She didn't do well by placing herself in the middle like that. Are u sure you guys don't have previous scores to settle?


Solution: your brother can apologise to your dad and ask for the flat back to live in it. That should solve it. I doubt he will do it though, the level of pride in the world now I'd something else. He should alternatively still apologise to your dad for the statement that the place is not good enough for his standard and then go and look for a place of his own standard without expecting support from your dad. That will give him his respect back.

Your sister sha. She should calm down and apologise to your bro but I think she's also low key offended by your elder brother's actions and wants to prove a point. If your brother can apologise to his dad and look for a place for himself she might reflect and offer him the flat back but he should not take it.

Do we even have eagles in Nigeria? No be hawk we get?

Craziest teenage years...


I was at home for almost a full year waiting for admission into the university. I think I was 16. That time here was good NEPA. I spent the time watching movies. Morning to evening. There was a time I was watching a movie and I passed out. No slept off o. I just went into a kind of trance for like an hour and then realised I was still in front of the TV.


Crazy right?

Laycon wins!

aroundnaija:
Maybe na only me no see Dorathy as boastful sha

Don't mind them. It's thier insecurities talking. They are scared laycon may not win.

And it finally comes down to this.


The Elites versus the common man

Abuja central versus the rest of naija

And the winner is......


Stay tuned

proclinician:
This your issue is one reason why God created weed. The gods are wise. Just take one wrap, you go de alright.

Taking the weed will have unpredictable consequences.

Yes it may calm his mind.

Or it may finally be the thing to drive him into extreme madness. And that kind is very difficult to treat.

Op pls see a psychiatrist. It doesn't cost much and you can't go wrong.

Paranoid delusions?

You should go to a good govt hospital that has a psychiatrist. They have drugs that calm your mind from thinking everyone is looking at you and your mind will now be at ease to unleash your genius.

Try it, you won't regret it.

sirdumle:
@OP what's the disability?
it is ocular albinism, I have normal skin color, eye but my eyes are affected, they move involuntary which denied me normal sight

Occular albinism means you have lack of colour in your eyes.


But what you described is more of astigmatism. Your eyes move by themselves. It can be corrected with glasses you know.

Sadiqali24:
Why do most people here can't differentiate between "I'm and am"?

Just drives you nuts doesn't it?

The same moniker chatting with himself....

But that's not a crime is it

Whaaaat Kidd out

SURPRISE!!!! DORA STAYSSSS

But it's amazing, why can't people see how disgusted nengi is about Ozo.

Ebuka asking Ozo about his numerous proposals to nengi and nengi's continued rejection. Ozo said he hasn't heard what he wants to hear but he will.give her space until they are out of the house

Kiddwaya is supreme ALPHA MALE!

paulolee:
cnt remember mine bt i think its 70k...dts wat i credited my mum during her bday last year bt covid spoil tinz dis year..

Op said any woman except your sister, aunt or mom.....

Did you guys see that?

Nengi was happy kiddwaya isn't going

All these adverts. They are just wasting people's time for nothing. Very annoying.

Ebuka talks too much. Na him cause this problem so.

Them dey beg biggie behind the scenes.

Steady259:
Did you mean a pack of facemask or a single piece

A single N95 facemask

I once paid n3500 for a facemask, that was at the beginning of the pandemic. A time came when they increased it to N4k and then N7k, I say make dem chop am go look for facemask outside.

Queenserah26:
For real

Yep, serious turn on

shilz:
indeed you are craa

Na u Sabi, na my own I talk

They asked for weird smell, not nice smells, weird smells. Ordinary engrish una no go unnerstand

I love the smell of damp ladies hair. You know, that smell you ladies are always scared of when a guy sniffs your hair, especially when you haven't visited the salon in a long time? Heavenly

It drives me crazy