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Politics › Re: BREAKING: Tribunal Sacks Assembly Deputy Speaker by Prokaryote: 7:48pm On Sep 23, 2019
Ode somebody
Crime › Re: FBI Nabs 22 More Nigerians For Credit Cards Scam by Prokaryote: 6:59pm On Sep 01, 2019
Second list released, we await the VC list
Politics › Re: See What Aregbesola Will Do For Nigerians In Coming Months by Prokaryote: 4:23pm On Aug 31, 2019
The Great Aregbe...
Crime › Re: Nigerien Man Who Climbed Plane About To Take Off, Deported By Nigerian Govt by Prokaryote: 8:07am On Aug 24, 2019
Nna eh! Our Niger brothers doing wonders
Food › Re: Rare Pictures Of Nigerian Foods Shown In The Most Tantalizing Way by Prokaryote: 10:32am On Aug 10, 2019
Op,l Leihe, kwantinu frustrating my taste bud. Let me make money and eat good food not this #50 ewa and #80 agege bread
Music/Radio › Re: Naira Marley - 'Soapy' (Official Video) by Prokaryote: 10:23pm On Aug 09, 2019
Nice 1, ppl funny sha. If you don't like d lyrics, do yahoo and get jail. Look for a pastor or alfa to pray for u, once u come out u can give us a bang....#holierthanthoufellows#
Events › Re: Checkout Photos From The 3rd Edition Of The Annual Port-harcourt Bole Festival by Prokaryote: 8:21am On Aug 05, 2019
Is it Bole festival or fish festival. All I can see is mouthwatering fishes
Politics › Re: Don Unachukwu Commissions Surface Incinerator In Idemili South LGA by Prokaryote: 9:39pm On Jul 28, 2019
What do we expect when we have recycled brain as leaders...... Kudos to d best Chairman in 9ja
Agriculture › Re: The Fastest Way To Kill 51 Catfish. Nigerians Call Man A Murderer (Photos) by Prokaryote: 10:17am On Jul 28, 2019
The fish that jump out must be from Mushin Lagos
Business › Re: LASG MAY Slam N25m Operating License Fee On Motorcycle-hailing Startups by Prokaryote: 8:07pm On Jul 26, 2019
Another millionaire in the making...well Tax is good for the IGR of the state provided its for d state and not SanwoTinubu
Business › Re: A Date With A Fraudster. If Its Too Good An Offer, Na LIE. by Prokaryote: 8:50pm On Jul 23, 2019
U don't use Ogun bo Ogun, the nigie tot he was referring to Ogun state. If u know u know
Crime › Re: Panic As Several Vultures Die In Enugu Market After Allegedly Eating Cow Meat by Prokaryote: 9:14pm On Jul 21, 2019
Better market for trado medical practitioners aka elewe omo
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Arrives Nigeria by Prokaryote: 10:39pm On Jul 11, 2019
Get to Ijebu and get ur African issurance sharperly with a cook fist (1blow, 10fall) if u know, u know
Sports › Re: AFCON: Dangote, Otedola to Super Eagles: You will get $75k for every goal Scored by Prokaryote: 10:27pm On Jul 11, 2019
Gov. Sanwoolu 5k dollars for each player can better the life of 22 lagosians with SME skill. Why pour water in the sea.
Sports › Re: AFCON: Dangote, Otedola to Super Eagles: You will get $75k for every goal Scored by Prokaryote: 9:06pm On Jul 11, 2019
arosseun:
So it is only Sanwo Olu's $5k that can change lives...you need prayers
tankiu Seun, I know I need prayers to fuel my existence as human. The other benefactors are business men, Sanwo is a governor. #useurheadna#
Sports › Re: AFCON: Dangote, Otedola to Super Eagles: You will get $75k for every goal Scored by Prokaryote:
Gov. Sanwoolu 5k dollars for each player can better the life of 22 lagosians with SME skill. Why pouring water in an ocean?
Crime › Re: Togolese Attacks Nigerians,burns Them As Police Stands And Watch. Graphic Photos by Prokaryote: 4:36am On Jun 25, 2019
lagosman12:
The real fact was that a Nigerian guy had a fight with his girlfriend also a Nigerian (Edo), both of them injured themselves, the lady and her girlfriend brought some guys to the Nigerian guy apartment by 5 am, but they could not find the guy at home

The hoodlums took any Nigerian guys they met in the compound, and forced them to the main road, by this time crowd has gathered and these hoodlums claimed that these five Nigerians killed a Togolese woman while the real fact was it was a fight between Nigerian guy and his Nigerian girlfriend that happened the previous night

The news spread all over Togo that Nigerians has killed Togolese due to radio announcement and they started manhunt for Nigerians to attack

They attacked the five guys they held, stone them with rocks and was ready to lynch them in the presence of several policemen who claimed they could not stop the attack because the crowd was too many

Then there was reinforcement of policemen and the lynching was stopped and arrests were made

They injured guy are now in the hospital and they police discovered the truth that no one was killed and the case is between a man and his girlfriend which both of them are Nigerians

The Togo government have taken over the matter and paying the medical expenses of injured five Nigerian guys and they made some arrest
this is what they call report not what the OP wrote,stop inciting violence.
Politics › Re: Kwara Governor, Speaker Visit Shoprite Built In Saraki’s Tenure by Prokaryote: 12:06pm On Jun 19, 2019
Na wao, so building a shoprite is now an achivement? Oh Lord, please dash my fellow citizen undiluted sense, especially those politically retarded specie to understand D true responsibilities of political leaders
Politics › Re: SARS Officers Robbed A Guy Going For US Visa Interview by Prokaryote: 11:31pm On Jun 17, 2019
seborrhic:
I challenge this guy to say the truth.
Despite the massive shortcomings in the police and SARS in particular,they are not as senseless as to delay a guy going for an embassy interview,drag him into their van and demand N200k.
The story has holes.
I dash u sense free of charge.....in less than 48hrs, SARS will show u their true color and if u are one of them, u will meet ur own soon.
Crime › Re: Off-duty Lastma official deflates driver’s tyres for asking him to pay(Video) by Prokaryote: 9:42pm On Jun 13, 2019
blackslayer:
"In" red, not "On" red.
"In" blue jeans, not "On" blue jeans.

These are some common errors i see Nigerians make that is so annoying to me. And yes no one is wearing red in that picture! The writer is just a lazy r3tarded f00l that cannot describe correctly!!!
ur correction is noted Mr Grammerian. That still does not give u right to call him a f00l, plz oga, wu ur grama elp
Politics › Re: How IPOB In Mozambique Honours Thier Fallen Hero's And Heroines. by Prokaryote: 7:21am On Jun 03, 2019
Mozambique bawo, this my in-laws are ubiquitous.
Politics › Re: Zone SGF Office To Southeast, Ndigbo Youths Begs Buhari by Prokaryote: 9:22pm On Mar 27, 2019
Storyline! U better continue to atikulate. U can not sow corn and reap pawpaw...tufiakwa, ask the saraki's how to play two party system within a family and region..a region less than kogi state want to dictate portfolio sharing.
Politics › Re: Rochas Okorocha Finally Gets His Certificate Of Return. See Photo by Prokaryote: 8:27pm On Mar 20, 2019
Imbeberic OP....
Politics › Re: Ben Bruce To Senate: Scrap Amaechi’s China Rail Projects by Prokaryote: 8:26pm On Mar 20, 2019
Albino the common sense senator needs d money to finance miss world and tourism....
Politics › Re: Profile Of Babajide Olushola Sanwoolu by Prokaryote: 2:21pm On Mar 04, 2019
Wow....our next governor is fully package.
Autos › Re: Mazda Mpv 2005 #690k Sold sold sold by Prokaryote: 8:32am On Feb 05, 2019
Kayharry:
make ur offer
520k
Autos › Re: Mazda Mpv 2005 #690k Sold sold sold by Prokaryote: 4:46am On Feb 05, 2019
Best prize?
Crime › Re: Slay Mamas Battle To Stabilise Friend Who Took Colorado & Started Convulsing by Prokaryote: 7:47am On Jan 31, 2019
D slay Mama self no try rara, how can a sane person swallow a whole state of Colorado....lol. Oshogbo weed get senior sha
Nairaland General › Re: Having A Rough 2019 So Far? Read THIS by Prokaryote: 10:37pm On Jan 26, 2019
QueenMoremi:
Sorry to hear this. God is in control, it will end in praise.
amwn thanks
Nairaland General › Re: Having A Rough 2019 So Far? Read THIS by Prokaryote: 10:37pm On Jan 26, 2019
MrMakaveli20:
so sorry for all you have been through. it will end in praise for you and your family
Amen, thanks
Nairaland General › Re: Having A Rough 2019 So Far? Read THIS by Prokaryote: 4:17pm On Jan 23, 2019
January seems not to be starting up well on my side,debtors not paying, business stagnated and jst lost my beautiful daughter during labour, many bills to pay. In all I believe I can do all things through Christ that strengthen me.

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