₦airaland Forum

MissRaine69:
Having standards is never too much

True, but such women are one in a million. having high standards can be too much for the mediocre majority.

A woman that is an all-rounder is a woman (of) high standards.

wins18:
Learn how to control that bro, its dangerous, speaking from experience.
I became a free man the moment I disovered that the problem we have is just our 'thought' and learning how to live a life of no worries, giving Zero f u c k to the world,lol.

At some point in life, you will realize why you give a fvck in the first place.

i think my challenge as an introvert is that i think too much.
Pay too much attention to the little things.

Looking for a woman that is an all-rounder, is actually asking for too much.

nwaanambra1:
ATTENTION NDI ANAMBRA GBURUGBURU!

For those shouting no election in Anambra State - especially those among you who are from our state, have you even sat for a moment and thought about the implications of boycotting election in Anambra State?

Well, based on the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria - which Anambra state is still part of, discouraging or hindering people from exercising their franchise in an election is classified as treason and in some cases terrorism.

we all know that many people will want to go and vote so as to chose who will govern them- but based on the high number of ipob touts deployed to anambra state by nnamdi kanu, many people out of fear of being victimized will chose to stay indoors - just like it happened during the previous stay at home order by ipob. forcing people to stay indoors is classified as terrorism - that's a crime against the state.

WHAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL DO WHEN THE ELECTION IS BOYCOTTED

If ipob led by nnamdi kanu succeeds in forcing people not to exercise their franchise during the elections by staying at home, the federal government will declare at state of emergency in Anambra State - the constitution will be suspended for as long as it takes to restore order - which may last for more than two or three years.

A military administrator from the north will be appointed to govern Anambra State for the period the state of emergency will be in place.
curfew will be declared from dusk till down - and anything that moves in between those periods will be shot at - and shot to kill.

Nigerian soldiers will be deployed in the entire south east but especially in Anambra State. This military occupation will last for an upward of two to three years. Anambra state will be fully governed by the military.

THE IMPACT OF STATE OF EMERGENCY ON NDI ANAMBRA

If state of emergency is declared in Anambra State even for one week, the impact will be so devastating that we may not recover from it for the next five years! how much more if it lasts for a year! don't forget that terrorism and hunting down terrorist doesn't just end in a week or months!

the federal might will be in Anambra for nothing less than one year and during these period, all the economic advancement made by ndi Anambra and its various active governors starting from Ngige down to peter obi and being consolidated by Obiano will all be destroyed!

the vibrant economy being jealously guided by ndi Anambra will be striped to shreds by the invading army! Anambra State will be looted to the ground!

we all know the modus operandi of the Nigerian security apparatus - which is shoot then ask questions later, many ndi Anambra will lost their lives for the simple reason that they were walking too fast while going to buy bread - the casualties will be too much that it may end up touching every household in anambra state!

the army will use Anambra State for Target practice - they can target your house and bomb it - or even your entire village and bomb it and claim that it is the hideout of ipob terrorist - if they can do it in borno which is their state how much worse do u think they will do to an infidel state in an infidel land! they will rape our fine girls, kill our young men and mess our vibrant cities and villages!

And guess what? nothing will happen! you know why? because we are in a state of emergency - the constitution has been suspended. human rights is now totally on hold! anything goes!

WHAT IPOB WILL DO NEXT WHEN STATE OF EMERGENCY IS DECLARED IN ANAMBRA STATE

After the declaration of the state of emergency in Anambra State, all the imported ipob touts will disappear from Anambra State as fast as their legs will carry them! then the army will begin to kill innocent ndi Anambra youths who are never members of ipob and brand them ipob terrorist (once the state of emergency is declared, the securities will stop calling them touts and miscreants but will start calling them terrorists).

the ipob miscreants will relocate to Enugu State and start their protest there - do u know why Enugu state?

because the Abia and Imo miscreants are too smart to expose their state to such anarchy! they will never take their protest to Abia and Iimo State! ask yourself - how many times have they taken their protest to Imo or Abia State? they hold their peaceful meetings in Abia and Imo but hold their riotous protest in anambra and enugu and port harcourt!

you know why? because an average Imo and Abia man are so self centered and naturally jealous of any one ahead of them! if truth be told, Anambra and Enugu state are so far ahead of these two states and are advancing faster than they can catch up hence their desire to destroy it - by the time they are done destroying Anambra and Enugu and are heading towards port-harcourt, things would av been settled and no harm will come upon their states of Abia and Imo!

after destroying Anambra - they will face Enugu and do same to it.

BY THE TIME THE HEAT IS HOT AND KANU IS DECLARED WANTED - HE WOULD AV TAKEN OFF WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY AND HEAD BACK TO EUROPE THRU THE BACK EXIT AND LEAVE OTHERS TO BEAR THE BRUNT OF THE INVADING ARMY!

whenever a man talks and brags that he will defend something with his life - believe me there lies a liar and a coward who will never make any sacrifice with his goat talk less of his life! Pete Edochie.

NDI AMANBRA - WHERE IS OUR SENSE OF PRIDE IN OUR STATE? WHERE IS THE WISDOM WE ARE KNOWN FOR?

My question to any one joining in shouting no election in Anambra state is - is this what you want for our dear state?

Is the fake struggle for Biafra worth destroying our state which we have worked so hard to raise it to this level?

I will advice each and every one of our indegenes joining nnamdi kanu to please go and read up history - biafran civil war destroyed mostly only Anambra and Enugu State - the present day Abia and Imo states were relatively left untouched - hence it is still a mystery to the people of these two states how we survived the destruction so fast and still leap ahead of them!

Do not let history to repeat itself in our state again!

CHARITY THEY SAY BEGINS AT HOME! LET NNAMDI KANU START HIS CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE FROM ABIA STATE!

IF NNAMDI KANU WANTS TO CREATE CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE LET HIM START FROM ABIA STATE! LET HIM START BY UNSEATING THE DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED GOVERNMENT OF IKPEAZU - AFTER DOING THAT, WE WILL JOIN HIM IN STOPPING DEMOCRACY IN OTHER EASTERN STATES!

Ndi Anambra please open your eyes! use your God given brain which we are known to possess in abundance in Anambra State!

DON'T LET NNAMDI KANU USE OUR STATE FOR HIS IPOB EXPERIMENT!

NDI ANAMBRA IBEM! PLEASE DON'T ALLOW NNAMDI KANU AND HIS IMPORTED IPOB TOUTS TO DESTROY OUR STATE WHICH WE HAVE WORKED SO HARD TO UPLIFT!



UDO DIRI ANAMBRA!

ANAMBRA ADI GO NMA!

EJIRO NWA DIBIA ENENE NSI!

ANAMBRA SAYS NO TO IPOB

#ELECTIONMUSTHOLDINANAMBRASTATE!

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mind44 and lalasticlala - please can you take this to front page so my Anambra brothers can read it.

Agwo no na akirika - its time for adults to hunt the snake down before children will set the grass thatched hut ablaze in their quest to kill the snake hiding in the thatched roof!


Ndi Igbo said its better to hunt the black goat on time before darkness comes and swallow it!


Okenye anaghi ano nu lo ewu amuo n'ogbo!


oyibo si ri na to be fore-warned is to be for-armed!

Watch your kinsmen come out and call you an Afonja.

Built2last:
lol, some of you said he will die in prison.

he is out gathering momentum.

the serious change if anything ensues is that Middle belt and South South have been liberated from the schisms of the north

Let's make one thing perfectly clear, the North has nothing to do with your site q comings. Apart from the fact that South East has not produced a President, pls can you spot out where and how the South South, the South East has been marginalized? You guys make it look like you are slaves in Nigeria.

Built2last:
Every sane mind who has listened to Nnamdi Kanu knows he is sound and knows his onion.

He is a sound lawyer with History at his fingers.

Yeah, and he is about to repeat history.

This deluded fellows, and how will you sustain them? Will you provide jobs and shelter for them?

Suicidal Imbeciles

amakadihot87:
All d guys on nairaland are broke,d ones who are not broke are stingy.......

.can u imagine them all weeping over ordinary transport fare for girls they bleep.......gush!!!!!!!!

Are you sure you are not a Dinosaur?

Tahrah:
[s][/s] Work for your own money.`Girls they bleep',are they commercial sex workers?abi wetin be the fancy name for prostitutes again?

Runs Babes

lefulefu:
yea we learning something

lol, that the two dudes arguing are attention seekers?


But am learning from the OP.

this just perfect, English lessons on a counter thread.

Lol, folks are saying they can


After one Yr most of you will renege on the contract.

As for me, there is more to life than money.

Like seriously?
Romance Section?

I won't be surprise if someone opens a thread here with the title "I Want To Jump Off A Cliff, Who Has Tried It Before"

alexialin:
I like him cause of his sense of responsibility

Have not thought about love with him, cos am in the school of thought that one shouldn't date neighbors, cos we dont know if it will end in marriage or breakup as usual.
Thats one.. So inlove? Nope am not but I like him.. Hes a good responsible guy.

Sighs but my fear is ikorodu
With the killings going on there and the terrible traffic to and fro to my buisness, I can't risk both at all

First my biz? It took me 11years to keep it running, stable and successful. If am going to relocate my biz, not anywhere near ikorodu at all!

I can't afford to loose my company for anything in the whole world and I can't afford to move my biz to a location where it wil not prosper.
And ikorodu is too fetish for my liking
With oro festivalsa and all

Then thieves abeg.

Where I live is very secured and safe

Am very paranoid about safety.
Due to past experience. Sighs

And on the second hand, I would love to start a family but not at the detriment of my peace of mind.


I just taya.

Op am having problems trying to pass the Tibet stage on Relic Run, can you share any tips or ideas?

Legolast:
A question for the guys... A beautiful lady asks for your pen in the banking hall.
What’s the best way to make your move and get closer to her after giving her the pen?

Simple, rush and brush your teeth with Closeup Toothpaste. I use to see the advert that the paste has a way glueing ppl together.
Or better still you can read the instructions on the pack.

Happy hunting.

Lalas247:
U guys happened ....

How ironic, when we are now in the age of The Feminist.

A hoe can change her ways if you are worth it.

LivinaPatrick:
Try to be the both sex and know the sex that enjoy sex OK.

Have you considered being a rapper?

Op, I use to here most ladies say "Men don't know what they want", you are one of those that feed them with this false impression.

You truly don't know what you want

Very false.
You know nothing.

It's new like this that makes me sick to the stomach.

Pheals:
kuku tell her na only asshole attract asshole simple!

I wish a can say that, but the law of physics does not work with Fvckboys, they don't know when a lady is out of their league (they believe there is no pvssy they can't conquer) so they go for any woman - I mean any woman. They are more Bold and arrogant. So whether you are a decent lady or not, you will still attract fvckboys.

With that said, a real man will not be attracted to some ladies whether they are beautiful or not.

Lalas247:
No we don't ...
Look you guys are confused.com
Sooo
Nl for example ladies being snobs is down to the way they have been treated on nl By Boys parading as men
You cannot blame them .. those that respond most likely don't give a shit
Do you know how many times a foolish dude you respond greet .. next day your chat on nl now all the ladies can see
Please tell me why they wont snob

There was a time ladies where more receptive but now u having a laugh mate
I'll say they are more weary and cautious

What do you mean 'there was a time ladies what more receptive" are you saying they are no longer receptive? What happened to them?

Bitcoin1000:
Sometimes I think I'm cursed since I broke the purity with my first love in 100l all the men who I have been having affair with always dump me after making love to me the first time.

It has gotten to the point that I tried doing everything other girls do but it not just working for me.


Please I need advice

I won't know your short comings. But I think You need a honest assessment of your self.


There is a saying :

"if you met an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole.

If you met an asshole in the afternoon on the same day, you met an asshole.

But if you meet an asshole in the evening the same day -
You are the asshole"

Not that am calling you an asshole. There is a chance that you attract only assholes - you should find out why.

Op move on to the next.
It's normal here, so don't take it personal.

Op, you are acting like a true N!gga,
This is an obvious case of thinking with your diick, and not your head.

MissRaine69:
Get the women to suck an ice cube or suck a mint sweet then give you mouth action
Works a treat

Ahem.

*Stuffs fridge with ice cubes*

biafran1stson:
We had a meeting/sensitization conference yesterday in portharcourt, the turn out and the excitement was massive. The evangelism is spreading like a wild Biafra and we intend to get everyone on board including you my brother and in the end Biafra will come.

Am not saying you won't get a lot of support, but you will never find sensible ppl supporting this scam.

jocelyncherish:
In all of God’s creation, there is nothing as
uncertain as a relationship. That is why a
woman can be married to her husband for
twenty years and still be shocked by his actions
one day.
The character of your partner can determine
whether marriage will be a prison or a paradise
for you, so choose wisely. Below is a list of 5
types of men that every woman should avoid.
To make this advice fun and easy to remember,
let’s represent the different types of men with
common food items that you can find in any
Ghanaian kitchen.
Mr. Onion:
If your man always makes you cry, my sister,
you are married to an onion! These are the men
who are emotionally abusive. They insult you,
humiliate you and make you feel worthless.
They may never hit you but the words they use
can hurt you more than a thousand blows. They
can convince you that no one wants you because
you are not good enough.
With time, you will even become grateful that he
is with you because he will make you feel that
you do not even deserve him.
Mr. Pepper:
Has raw, ground pepper accidentally ever
touched a part of your body? How did it feel
afterwards? I bet it hurt a lot- agyeeiii! The
‘Pepper’ kind of guys are the ones who are
physically abusive.
It starts with a shove, then a slap and before
you know it, he is battering you even when you
are pregnant. You now become a creative story-
teller- inventing all kinds of fantastic stories to
explain to your work colleagues why your face is
swollen every now and then. This is the type of
man who will surely kill you one day.
Mr. Sugar:
We all know that sugar is sweet but what we
forget is how it can literally make you sick as
you consume a lot of it overtime. In the same
way, there are many guys that are frauds.
These men can lie about anything. He will tell
you he is an international businessman with
houses all over the world when he cannot even
afford three square meals a day. This guy can lie
that he is single although he is married to a wife
with four kids and a baby on the way!
Unbelievable.
Mr. Bean:
Don’t get it twisted- this is not the funny
comedic Mr. Bean we all know. Have you
prepared beans for waakye or red red before?
You have to pick out stones and insects, soak
the beans for hours and then boil it for more
hours with lots of water. Haba!
In the same way, there are some men that will
take everything from you, your time, money, body
and heart without giving you any commitment
whatsoever. These men can date you for years
and use up all your resources but refuse to even
give you an engagement ring.
Mr. Koobi:
Koobi, that tasty, salted tilapia is so notorious
for producing a strong aromatic odour when it is
used to prepare food. You can be living in your
own small apartment but I dare you to cook with
koobi and see whether the aroma won’t escape
into your neighbour’s room and beyond!
This is the type of guy who doesn’t understand
that marriage is primarily between himself and
his wife. He does not have any qualms chasing
women outside the marriage.
He takes advice from his friends about how to
treat you or he may put his family members
above you. Totally unacceptable.
It is better to take your time and select a
suitable mate than to rush and select a partner
who has some of these negative traits listed. A
toxic relationship is a relationship not worth
having and you deserve better.
Next time you meet a man who reminds you of
any of the characters above, avoid him at all
costs and tell him “Sorry oh, Mr. Onion, I’m not
ready to cry every day!”

Try to arrange your points in paragraphs with space for easy reading.