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akannipet: i apply for computer science in which math,eng,chem and physics are the relevant subjects dat i pick but unaab gave me animal breeding and genetic (ABG) i think agric or biology will be relevant... Will it also be relevant for jamb

akannipet: pls, i just want to ask a question, unaab gave me a course dat is nt compatible with the four subject i choose for jamb... can this hav any effect?

phemmy johnson: Some pipu think its 'INTERESTING' Others say 'IT IS FUN' (opinions of sum people about wats going on here) ... I tink its absurd buh its been lively tho.. SUMTIN MUST KEEP THE THREAD LIVELY! So lets vote as they always do in the National Assembly... > starts> ..'IF YOU'RE IN SUPPORT OF PROF ODUHNANNA TO CONTINUE SLAMMING US WITH GRAMMERS' GRAMMARS say (Aye) & 'IF YOU'RE IN OPPOSITION TO DAT' say (NO) ... Note: we shall pick the supporting and opposing leader after votes...

Odunhana: Good morning to those it may concern.

It wasn't my intended-intention to have come here in the first instance and start going against everybody. But, that Pseudomoner and some of his crew got this feeling of '' I'm More Intelligent ''..... He behaves like he is not in the same category with everyone on this thread.

I'm not here to go against anybody. But, that feeling of '' I'm admitted so i think i know better than them '' was what i noticed on this thread. I detest that feeling. But if you think you are strong enough today, you can start abusing me oooo. Afterall, i never shoot my gun finish yesterday. Looooolllzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!

A doomed dog will never listen to the clarion of its master.
( Aja to ba sonu, kole gbo fere olode )


The wise words of the elders foolishly rejected by the cacophonous voice of the impatient youth shall be proved right before nightfall.
( Oro agba bi o se lowuro, a se lojo ale )


Remember oooo, i still remain the one and only '' Professor Odunhana ''....



For chats, you can make do with these handles:


Twitter ---- @ Iam_Odunhanz

Facebook---- @ Olaleye ' Odunhana ' Odunayo

2GO ---- @ Odunhanna25


Instagram ( I never register that one )

Odunhana: Who get time for sh*tz?


You no wan agree say you be Olodo paraku.


I go teach you how to respect elders tonight.


#Razz Moth*rfucker

Odunhana: Lolz! Olodo... You think say na Mathematics we dey discuss here? When it comes to detecting errors, count on me arindin.

Even that Mathematics you study in FUNAAB is a waste of time for a numb-skull like you. Come to my domiciliary catchment area and learn simple arithmetic..... No be by mouth. Go all over the social network and ask for ODUNHANA.


Still remain Odunhanna#

Odunhana: After [s]perusing[/] all you nigg*z comments, i noticed it was a mistake interacting with kids you all have been............. They can't even construct a sentence with Gbagz-Free. I pity those paying all your university fees.


#Signing Out

Odunhana: Before dem release 1st Batch, e get one Short man wey my girlfriend carry me go meet dat time. The Man short like devil like dix, he talk say make i pay 150k say people wey get below my score he dey help dem process the admission. That time, i rubbished the Man say na lie he dey talk say how 46 go get Almighty Accounting. And na even 1st Batch sef oooo..

To my utmost suprise, when 1st Batch came out, these people wey score 40's got Accounting real real oooo... Infact i wan die, but i no talk cux i dey hope say my name go dey 2nd Batch, e no still dey there ooo.

There was a guy on Facebook when 1st Batch came out, he was not able to check because of traffic, he dropped his registration number for people to check for him.

Ah swear to almighty God, this guy got BEM on 1st Batch ooo.... With 47 composite ni ooo....

Wetin consignconcern me, shebi dem don do dia own, i just dey let una know ni say MERIT no dey FUNAAB at all.

Na me dey dull am b4, i for pay dat 150k but i dey look say my score sure like death ni.

Shame On FUNAAB.

Odunhana: Most of you are just Posting guessed cutoff. Did FUNAAB inform us on any stipulated cutoff? Oh! Are helping them do the injustice? And what is bad if FUNAAB come with General Cutoff and for it to be posted on its website? It's just for them not be responsible for any further complaints. A friend of mine applied for UI's Admission past years, but after he was able to meet the school's requirement and cutoff. He was still not admitted. Immediately he went to UI for complain, they told him to check back the next day for his name. Believe me, his name came out immediately 11am he checked the other day. All these things cannot occur in FUNAAB when you don't even know the cutoff. So what transparency are you preaching here.


And to the other guys, I want you all to know that in no circumstance will FUNAAB accepts 47 for BEM. Go and check JAMB's statistics just as the other guy said. BEM was the most applied for course under Management. How on earth will 47 be admitted when 50's are yet to be admitted?

Hassan9786: And this was the same thread I once enjoyed #SMH

Gwizatasie: guy what are you feeling like?...... superstar or wah?.....if you no do am another person go do am...so stop feeling like Mandela..... them no beg you @d first instance.....park well and do normal o....b4 you chop Sara slap that vodka wey you dey sip go clear for your eyes.....mtcheeeew

john casey: DOUBLE GBAM!!.. I owe u one plate at @ shop 8

Sanguine: Alright if that's the case, let's just keep the anonymousity anonymous then.

fapcrook: Bros abeg na maths dey gif me too... Is dere anyway I can contact u.. Bbm..whatsapp??

Sanguine: oh c'mon! That rule number three shouldn' be... Don't tell me you're daunted by rash comments made by some irrate jerks on here! A whole lotta people do appreciate you and the useful information you divulge on here... You have to do things because you know it's right and not in anticipation of praise from everybody... You do not expect everybody to like and appreciate you. It has never happened and I tell you, it will never happen, ever!





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By the way, what level are you and what course are you studying?
THANK GOD IT'S THURSDAY!

Odunhana: Oga, where dem bring you come from? You get skooshy 4 head abi. Can you see for yourself now that mistake is what everybody is prone to? Don't give any excuse cause i didn't give any excuse when you underlined mine........

Odunhana: He underlined a word. I underlined a sentence and a grammatical blunder........... Bloody Civilian.

Odunhana: Mr. Man swerve jor.

Odunhana: It's true that seeing is believing. But if i didn't see it, i wouldn't say it. Goto Funaab Vibes on facebook and ask if it was true. Atleast, the guy's issue is synonymous with what i'm seeing here. If you know you don't anything going on in the school don't just come and say nonsense. Why do i need to store the registration number of someone i don't know?

And to that guy that said he can abuse. I'm waiting for you. I know of 5 people in FUNAAB Ict i called, all they told me was '' I came late ''...... I abused you cause you were thinking from your Anus. If you were admitted, thank your GOD and praise your head. And stop saying it's not possible. It's what happens and i actually wanted the innocent ones to be informed about how these people in FUNAAB turned their school to money making arena. Atleast some people will stop believing they will admit them even though they meritted merited the admission. When this happens, people can now go and sort their way out just as we have been seeing some people doing.


Yet, Somebody will still come here and spit out nonsense.


The wise word of the elders foolishly rejected by the cacophonous voice of the impatient youth shall be proved right before nightfall.

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Odunhana: What is the meaning of this long story? So people that got Accounting with 46 scored 60 too abi? Or 47 too worth giving BEM? You are very funny. Or FUNAAB made any official statement about cutoff? Use your sense na. This is where the corruption arises and how many people scored 60 this year with the rate at which people failed JAMB? Something is wrong somewhere brother. And that exactly what is wrong is what i'm harping on.

Odunhana: I don post am already na..... 233 in Jamb, 58 in PUME, 55.2 composite.....My course na Economics, Banking and Finance.... And as for that catchment na confam lie, cux my state na OGUN..... No merit anything

Odunhana: FUNAAB na ordinary agric school wey no recognise Merit.