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BabaRamota1980:
So thats 109 Senators - 55APC

= 34 PDP.

Lets move forward, APC has more than 2/3 majority as it is.

So in your APC Mathematics;

109-55 = 34?

Why is it that these ppl so unwise?
May God save our land from this set of foolishness.

queenbetsy:
If there are people around, I'll just keep walking at a fast pace. If it's a deserted area, I'll just walk into a house and quietly explain myself to them. He/she will be shocked!






This happened to me 2years ago.
I was returning from work around 10:15pm that night. This guy wind down and was asking me to stop that he wants to talk to me. He was in a car, I was trekking. I just told him that I'm home already and I walked into a house, greeting the mama that I met outside. I explained to her and she asked her son to escort me home. The car guy left after seeing that I already got home. I was scared!


THE END.

Now tell us what the son of that woman told u as he took you back to ur house.
On the way back home, were u still scared and how did u hold him cos of ur fright?
Was there a kind of exchange of phone numbers?
Pls update us.

bdsm:
Saraki must be impeached fraudulently since he was elected senate president by fraud. Either he drops the crown or it will be taken off his head by force.

You ppl have bn told severally that there is no crown nor throne in the Senate. That place is not a traditional Ruler's palace.
It is a Political office. It is by election and not by inheritance. So stop referring that position as a Throne and Crown.

Kul3ger:
How many senators elected him President of the Senate?

It takes only half of the house to elect a Senate President and two-third to remove him.
Get acquainted with what is obtainable in ur country.

sarrki:
Keep quiet

Stay kor stand ni

Nothing like court order here

It’s purely a legislative issue that will be handled legislatively

Which one is Legislative issues and Court issues kwa?
There are so many avenue to learn these days and ppl keep getting more and more ignorant per hour.
What is even happening.

Phones are getting smarter more and more while Human Beings are getting foolish more and more.

dynicks:
what's d app name bro..?

Search for Glint Finder if you want it as an app for your phone.
Once installed, it sends an alert once you are close to any surveillance camera. You can also know the strength of the camera.

Chaiii...those tenants are mostly not technologically knowledgeable.

Yo can't bug a room I am. I am always very much conscious of things like this. When in a hotel, banks or public places, i will know wen there is a camera spying on me. I will always use my hidden camera detector to know active surveillance cameras.

If u can buy the device, u can download it as an app from the respective stores.

So they can even protest too? Wen innocent civilians are protesting peacefully, they will start shooting them with live ammunition. It's ok.

7lives:
Abeg make we hear word jor, PDP witch hunt Tinubu for good 16 year yet he survived, Saraki no get anti bacterial for house, he dey go chop cockroach.
Saraki shouldn't have started a battle he KNOWS he can't win, which kind yeye noise he dey make?.

This is why i told you to keep quiet and listen to adults so u can learn.

That Tinibu was witch-haunted and he survived does not me he was not guilty. He was able to survive cos he has more stronger mercenaries.

If ur "clear conscience fears no accusation" theory was to be applied in Tinibu's case, in fact na fear suppose kill am before facing any panel.

So keep quiet and learn hw things work here.

This just reminded me what happened to me during my secondary school days.
Those days, you hardly see students entering buses or taxi like what we have today. School is always very far from some ppl's home.

We came back from school, I and my 2 siblings. On trying to unlock our door. I noticed that I was no longer with the house key.
I searched my school bag and pockets and behold the key was nowhere to be found. Whaooo....I fogot the key in my school locker.
My elder brother told me that I have no choice than to go back to school to get the key. A trekking of 1hr.30mins going and same coming back. That is the minimum of 3hrs trekking to get the house key.

Actually I had no choice and had to embark on that painful journey with empty stomach and under the scorching sun, through the lonely bush track road.
I got to the school, opened my locker, searched thoroughly and there was no key in the locker. I was confused.
On the process of searching the locker, some of my books fell on the ground. As i was about picking them up, i heard the sound...chakamm.
Can you imagine. All these while, I was wearing the key on my neck as a necklace, covered by my school uniform.

At this point I was so weak and angry to go back home. Just as the starting point, I had no choice than to go back home. If not for any other thing, at least to have my luch.

Some days are just like that.

This party APC, is laden with empty head old fools who keep embarrassing themselves and their president anytime they talk.

This man has once again showed us that Buhari incompetence does not start today. So all the above happened during Buhari military regime and he was not aware of such things and he was the Military Head of State. This shows that the man is empty head who doesn't know what is happening in his government and also lacks the will power to be incharge of his regime.

Now, the man is also telling us how Saraki is controlling the Senate, Rep, Police, DSS, Court and every other body of the government while we have a President in this country.
Are u guys not ashamed the way you are insulting and embarrassing your president thinking you are trying to kill Saraki's political career?

Saraki, you are too much.

NgeneUkwenu:
Only the guilt is afraid..

Is Saraki and Ekweremmadu saying that the FG lacks the power to investigate the Security breach?

Why should a Judicial panel of inquiry be set up for what is purely a criminal breach of National Security?

Why cant Saraki allow the security agencies carry out their constitutional duties?

Can you keep quiet and listen to adults wen they talk so that you can learn.
Why are you talking as if you are referring Nigeria as an ideal state.
Your opinion will only make sense in a country that truth works in and not here in Nigeria.
When those in authority wants you out, they will even say that u killed your grand father that died long before you were born and they will hold onto it and punish you.

So, "Clear conscience fears no accusation" does not work in Nigeria.

This old fool is stupidly foolish.

Why haven't the Police or the Military employed Evans cos of his expertise, bulk of ideas in security and its like?

Nigeria has finished.

S for Shakua.
So our joy will still be far in this country

I was expecting to see an adult so that I will have some hard word with him. Behold I saw a minor who doesn't know the weight of some certain words.

Well, I have nothing to tell u little boy, but wen u get to some certain age, u will be able to know if you will still open ur mouth to spew the thrash u just spewed.

Enjoy your juvenile delinquency.

Mynd44:
Well actually, its her body and she can decide not to have any children sef.

The flip side is that it is his life, he can decide to walk out of the marriage to go have more kids.

These things shouldn't be binary. Childbirth isn't easy and a lot of women after going through one dont want or are scared to have another and they should not be blackmailed into it. But women should also not blackmail men into staying in a marriage where she has refused to have more and he refused.

A better solution is surrogacy. Her eggs, his sperm and someone else (paid or whatever the arrangement is) carries the baby to term. Everyone is happy.

Childbirth does a lot of things to women, a lot of women have to stop their careers, have to give up dreams, have to watch their body go through (sometimes irreversible) change so please do not blame them for not wanting it.

But is it selfish? Of course it is. But is it wrong? No.

Mynd44, are you talking to Africans or to the Western World?

Meanwhile, will u accept the above condition you proffered in your own marriage?

To me that line in ur comment dat says that a lot of women are scared of child bearing cos of the previous childbirth experience does not sound reasonable to me. If the experience is not life threatening or based on medical advise, the woman should not be proud to voice out such. The joy that comes after the pains will always wipe away the bitter experience.

Any woman making such statement is just like someone saying that I don't want to go to school cos I am afraid of writing exams, still you want to live like a graduate.

When you accept to go into marriage, you have accepted all the terms and conditions therein. The most important thing is that the man and his wife should agree on the number that they can conveniently bear and train.

I was always smart to see it coming. Once I notice that we are very close to that, I will change and become the best partner that u always pray for, then the blow will come from me.

I will make the announcement and release the break-up lyrics. Once pronounced, no going back no matter what i still feel for you.

You know why I don't allow women break up wit me?
When they initiate the break up, they see it as an achievement and will start acting up whenever they see u.
When the break up is from guys, their lives go on and don't see it as anything to make the babe become frustrated.

EarthXmetahuman:
truth hurts doesn't it?



Cry me a lagoon.

Yeah...it does. Just the way it is hurting and haunting you. Deal with it.

EarthXmetahuman:
Hmmm


I wonder why northerners are not shouting daura is being persecuted because he is Fulani.


I wonder what those hateful flat heads will be all over media saying now had it that daura is from the east.

My friend, don't be silly. Drop this ur tribalistic baggage u carry everywhere you go. It is really weighing u down.

Can't u feel the hunch it is causing in ur brain and reasoning...huh?

Sterope:
If you want to criticise him, Pray tell how to teach a child 1-3 how keep off Daddy''s glasses?

My sister, I guess ur problem is that u may still be a single girl. U may not fully understand how children and training work. Or if u are married, u are among those that belive that it is still too early to start teaching a 1yr old baby.

A suckling baby sometimes will bite the nipples of her mother and look into her mother's eyes to see how she will react. If the woman ignores the bite, the baby continues, but wen u make a little scream and talk to the baby never to do it again, you will see the baby recoil and will not do it again. What does that shows u.

My dear, start teaching them what to do and what not to do as early as possible and u will not see such scenario we are discussing in ur house. Get them alternative playing toys and they will stay off things they are not supposed to touch even wen kept carelessly within their reach.

My little baby of 3yrs knows how to operate computer. She can boot it correctly, shut down correctly. Pick application to work with (like MS Word), do some typing. By the time she gets to Primary school, she will be able to do her assignments with computer aids. I don't beliv dat she is still too small to learn. The elder ones are already doing so well in computer while their mates are out there playing with sand and empty cans.

If you have those ones that can hardly sit down for a second, get them children puzzle games. The game will be fun for them and at the same time make them sit down for the period they are trying to solve the game. There are many of such games in the market and cheap too.

She is too small to learn does not exist in my family.

gentlegenius:
I lost every hope in buhari's administration when I begin to notice his desperation to perpetuate himself in office. #powerdrunkleaders.

How can buhari budget 242 billion Naira for election??. When we know too well that his desperation to remain in power will override the fairness of the election.

Nigeria population is approximately 180 million.

Abeg We don't want election in 2019 again. Buhari pls Just share the money, 1.344m for each person, and continue your second tenure...

If you are with me pls Share...�

Revisit ur mathematics text books once again.

Sterope:
You know kids can be mischievous but you took time to criticise his parenting. Well, this is his children''s mischeviousness. Deal with it!

Ok Madam.... wen you have yours and they start showing those mischievous acts, allow them to grow with them and term them kids' mischievous act afterall they will grow up to know what is right and wrong.

Good luck

Nasty22:
Guy how can I get the WhatsApp app to retrieve her messages?

Inbox me for details

Sterope:
Please you have never had time for your kid. If you did, you wont be talking about training...Oh sorry! I think you meant abusing them. It has to be eitye rof the two..How often do you abuse your kids in the name of training? Shouldn't you be more concerned that your kids are growing up to be zombies with an uninteresting approach to things around them.

I am finding it difficult to understand what u are trying to say.

All the same, training a child is not easy but when u fail to do the needful at the formation stage, know it that you have complicated your issue.
You wrongly assumed that I never had time for my kids. Sis u are very wrong. I have four of them, additional adopted child and another (househelp) though we don't refer to her as such. She is just like one one my children. I spend much time with them that I hardly have much time to hang out without my family.

I try to be firm wen it is necessary and gently teach when I am supposed to. I don't abuse my kids.
May be you problem is dat u may be too lazy to do what u are supposed to do or u believe that when they grow up, they will come to know what is right or wrong.
I am not writing off kids' mischievousness. Yes, they can, but there are many things that they cannot do as compared to other kids.

My sister, stop believing that "this is how kids behave theory" and start training your kids the way you will like them to be.
Those wonderful kids u watch on television behaving extraordinarily wonderful were also brought up by parents. You can make your do better.
You mean to tell me that if that substance happened to be poisonous one and it eventually harmed those kids, you will still come here to blame the kids. Your line of comment will change. The blame will go to the parents for either bn careless or refusing to train the kids well.

Train them well, they won't try this rubbish in your house. You will not have to shout for them to do the right thing.

Kids love to play with sand. Have u not seen kids that will cry wen their bare feet touch sand not to talk of pouring it on their body.
So stop bn lazy and train that child well.

Butterflyleo:
Buhari was not a part of this.

I have been reaching out to my sources ever since this news broke and this is the gist.

Saraki has planted moles in many places including the DSS.

This is how they could get something on Kemi Adeosun and also how they could be aware of some of the happenings in the Presidency and also how he could write a report against magun and rather than first presenting it to the President, went straight to saraki with the report first.

That mole is the DSS boss.

He acted based on instructions from Saraki and not the Presidency.

What we all saw today was a script orchestrated and played by actors known as senators.

The woman who challenged the DSS man was supposed to do so with another woman from Ekiti to make it all look real.

The DSS officers were all bribed and well paid for this make believe invasion and the aim was to further postpone the reconvening of Nass under frivolous reasons.

Here is a picture of one of the DSS operatives and your guess is as good as mine regarding what is in his hand.

So from the picture u showed here, the DSS official was bribed and he came to field with money given to him. Pls be more intelligent naa. If they were bribed it must have bn some days b4 the real action and not on d day of the action

When you are able to train children very well. Let them know what is right and wrong even from the forming stage, they will not just behave anyhow and u will have rest of mind wen they are alone in the house.

Some will tell me that it is not a matter of training. I tell u it has all to do with training.
When u teach a child never to remove her slippers whenever she is outside the house, she will grow up with that. When u train her in a way that once u see a stained clothe on her, you call her and say, baby, look at this stain on ur clothe, it makes u look dirty and you are not supposed to wear a dirty cloth. She will always cry for her clothe to be removed at the sight of any stain on the clothe.

When parents have time from time to time to bath their children, dress them up, tell them how to use each cosmetic, they will hardly use them wrongly.

Tell me how the child will bear to stain her cloth and body with that white substance seen in the picture if the parents have time to teach/train them rightly?

When u fail in this all important responsibility, you will cry when u are supposed to smile.

For me, the holiday period is one of my lovely period with me and my family. Sometimes I wish it can be extended.
Please, don't get to busy with your job/business that ur family suffers it.

Destroe:
The same story twice on fp? One mod don high this early morning

We will ban them using Rule 18. They have bn doing this frequently these days. Incompetence should not be tolerated in this forum.

ashjay001:
How far @Psoul, are u ok now?

I no say u no go gree Sha, so, make I hear ur next complaint

Bros, I'm not a politician. Gat no Party I am supporting. I am just interested to see u do a eat job to be able to compare ur argument

A thread for small boys and boys that don't have serious responsibilities.

I'm outta here.

ORIENTATION101:
Nairaland mods should stop pushing unconfirmed information on front page
These re the names
Apc still remain majority
They include; Adamu Aliero (Kebbi), Yahaya Abdullahi (Kebbi), Bala Ibn Na’Allah (Kebbi), Aliyu Wammako (Sokoto), Ibrahim Gobir (Sokoto), Ahmed Yerima (Zamfara), Kabir Marafa (Zamfara), Tijjani Kaura(Zamfara), Abu Ibrahim (Katsina), Umar Kurfi (Katsina), Kabir Gaya (Kano), Barau Jibrin (Kano), Abdullahi Gumel (Jigawa), Sabo Mohammed (Jigawa), Shehu Sani (Kaduna), Ahmed Lawan (Yobe), Bukar Abba Ibrahim (Yobe), Ali Ndume (Borno), Abu Kyari (Borno), Baba Kaka Garbai (Borno),
Sabi Abdullahi (Niger), David Umar (Niger), Mustapha Muhammed (Niger), Abdullahi Adamu (Nasarawa), George Akume (Benue), Joshua Dariye (Plateau), Francis Alimikhena (Edo), Andrew Uchendu (Rivers), Magnus Abe (Rivers), Ovie Omo-Agege (Delta), John Enoh (Cross River), Nelson Effiong (Akwa Ibom), Andy Uba (Anambra), Sonni Ogbuoji (Ebonyi), Hope Uzodinma (Imo), Ben Uwajimogu (Imo), Danjuma Goje (Gombe), Binta Masi Garba (Adamawa), Ahmed Abubakar (Adamawa), Yusuf A. Yusuf (Taraba).
Oluremi Tinubu (Lagos), Gbenga Ashafa (Lagos), Solomon Adeola (Lagos), Tayo Alasoadura (Ondo), Gbolahan Dada (Ogun), Soji Akanbi (Oyo), Ajayi Boroffice (Ondo), Yele Omogunwa (Ondo), Abdulfatai Buhari (Oyo), Babajide Omoworare (Osun), Sola Adeyeye (Osun), Fatimat Raji-Rasaki

How do u expect us to count dem from what u posted here?
What will happen if u copy the info and arrange dem numerically for easy and neat work.
Abeg ur info is poorly arranged to be accepted here.

fabinfos:
Earlier in July, MultiChoice announced that there will be increase in subscription price beginning from the 1 of August 2018 on Dstv and Gotv packages.

New MultiChoice DSTV and GOtv Prices on All Packages

Gotv Max N3,200 (before 3800 )

GOtv Plus N1900

Gotv Value N1,250

GOtv Lite N400

DStv Compact N6800 (before N6300 )

DStv Compact Plus N10,650 (before

N9900 )

DStv Family N4000 (before N3,800 )

DStv Access N2000 (before N1900 )

Note: This new price takes effect today. However, if you have subscribed using the third party seller posted here before, you can continue to use him. He only deals with trusted people.

This is not the first time MultiChoice Africa will be increasing subscription price, and I’m pretty sure they might increase it again before the year ends.

http://kikiotolu.com/new-prices-for-gotv-and-dstv-subscription-takes-effect-from-today/

Is that Gotv Max increase or reduction in price?

notoriousbabe:
Na only mumu still dey pay to wash DSTV, I have been washing all their channels free since 2011, thanks to Engineer Austin

Pls my brother, which detergent do you use in washing it. I'm very much interested.