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DONADAMS:
my guy you stole this shii right from my mouth...dem no get any information worth stealing they'll be shouting security... told one nigga about GB WhatsApp..the next thing he said was that he can't use it cos it's not secured

The tin just tire me ooo.
Mtcheeew

Revolva:
what do you mean bro

you copy the same link and i dont understand

U created this post, it was on FP and another user by moniker opinioated also created this same post and it was also on FP

https://www.nairaland.com/4651518/street-food-how-avoid-getting#69892727

inoki247:
What for? so dat health insurance company no go think say na lie she brought it to the hospital as evidence...

No sir. When bitten by snake, doctors will like to know the kind of snake that bites u. That will help in giving u d correct treatment and prescription.
It's a medical practice.
You can see how the woman has saved the doctors the trouble of trying to find the suitable treatment for her and also how she saved herself unnecessary expenses. They would have given her more serious treatment which will be more expensive for her.

My question is, was she able to find her phone. If she did not find it, she should tell me the place let me go and look for it. After all I have natural anti snake in me.

Ztittude:
whatsapp is less secured

All these security you guys are attributing to iphone, who told you that the security of the phones have not bn severally broken. Many have entered the phone through the back door and still retrieve information from the locked phone.

Mostly, the ppl hyping this security are even those ppl that don't have any single information worth stealing.
When we talk about security, the people that should be worrying are ppl like Presidents of countries, the Head of Securities and their likes and not ppl trying to lock their Whatsapp, Facebook and Instagram accounts so that their friends will not know what they are doing. That one na information?

This same post is on FP made by Revolva at 11:59pm Aug 1st and now this one is also on the same FP.
https://www.nairaland.com/4652374/street-food-how-avoid-getting#69906835

Moderator can you please check the Rule 18 of this Forum.

cc: seun

chiommy123:
nooo

To you, is dia good reason for that man's action.
To me, it's love taken too far. Why waste those resources, on a dying soul. Why marrying someone u know will die in few hours?

Yes, you can show her much love till her death, but not tying ur soul to a dying woman.
What benefit will it be to u that u married a woman that died few hours after wedding?

Well, to the Western world, it may sound reasonable, but to us here in Africa, there is no reasonable explanation to that action.
We better watch it happen in Zee World and Telemundo.

Jayk1:
Abi na.... coz that wouldn't work here

You know naa.

chiommy123:
this is real love

Can u do it?

erico2k2:
FAKE STORY

I think I beliv u bro.

Jayk1:
Nice post op

But the slippers part, so we can't wear palm slippers casually

What he is talking about is for those that live in London or Us, not necessarily for Nigerians.

You want to keep a pet animal and you won't make out a good budget for its medicals. Oya naa, e don happen.

I still fail to believe these stories of gas cylinder exploding while answering phone calls.
If there is leakage from the cylinder, why is it that the kitchen did not catch fire?
If it was ignition from the phone, It will not immediately explode the cylinder. The cylinder need to be subjected to a very high temperature for a period of time in order increase the bombardment of the gas molecules which will trigger explosion due to increased pressure in the cylinder.

Even if I spray something like insecticide on the naked flame, it will not explode the gas cylinder, rather the insecticide can can explode if the fire it caught remain burning on the jet of the can.

I am still finding it hard to find out the relationship bw phone calls and gas cylinder explosion.
Is there a different wave transmitted into the cylinder from the phone or what?
I am confused. Someone should pls educate me on this.

Millz404:
There is no greater love than laying your life for others

It was only Jesus Christ that was permitted to lay down His life for others. U were not asked to do that. U are not a redeemer.

Help as much as u can but don't lay down ur life.
If u lay down ur life, u will end up making life miserable for some other ppl (ur family).

We were told to love our neighbour as we love ourselves. We were never commanded to love our neighbours more than we love ourselves.

I was packing my loads to move down to Namibia until I got to the point that they abhor bathing. I just finished unpacking.

Let them stay on their own make I continue wt my beautiful Nigerian neat babes

This guy is damn silly. May be he think he is trying to sound funny, but he end up making himself look stupid.
In schools and at that growing stage it is taken as way of life and that is just the way it is. If you did not still someone's tin of milk, you may have stolen some water from your mates for bathing or washing. You may have also taken their soap.

If u did not do any of the above, you may have followed ur peers to invade someone's farm or plantation to pluck corn, mangoes or cashew. You may have killed and ate your teacher's fowl. If every victim start laying this kind of curse, who will be spared.

Let me tell u, the curse laid on students on this kind of issue is impotent. E no dey work if not many of us for don die finish.

Stingy man.

My dear, u can cure this with less than N20,000. I don't know where u are, that's the problem.

Let me warn you. Orthodox medicine cannot cure this. It will make it worst and u may end up spending millions and he will still die at the end. I'm telling you out of 3 practical experiences.
It's only traditional medicine that can cure dis. It's not necessarily that kind of Native Doctors that will tell u to make dis or dat sacrifice.
He will just apply some herbs there and u will start seeing the effect in 3days time.

Once again, don't administer English medicine to this. That this is allergic to English Medicines.

The man said he has small stature and the Op came here to deceive us by blowing the man's picture to look as if the man is of a reasonable size. This is scam. What manner of "fakery" is dis?

Most of the times, I see mad women carrying pregnancy and I kept wondering what has happened to people's conscience. Hw will a normal person go and sleep with a mad woman may be just because of money.

Things people do just to get money. God forbid. At the end, you will still see that money is not the solution of your problems.
Secondly, you see mad men smoking marijuana and u wonder how they get it. Normal people selling marijuana to already mad man. Na waooo.

This morning I was waiting for bus wen I saw this mad man sitting very close. He brought out a black polythene bag, behold, what filled the bag was bunch of marijuana. The stack was so huge that i started wondering how he got such quantity.
Shortly, he brought out a piece of paper and started wrapping with that clinical professionalism. In a twinkling of an eye, he lit it and started smoking. He finished smoking that one and instantly started wrapping the second one.

He finished smoking that one and started wrapping the 3rd one. Could you imagine that b4 I left there, he had finished 5 wraps. I was wondering hw violent he may become once the marijuana starts to act on him.

Pls, is it not wickedness that people will have the mind to collect money and sell such quantity of this grass to a mad man. Where is our conscience?

CaptainFM1:
Well, I have it. Truth be told, security doesn't necessarily have to be expensive. What is more important is to be security conscious. Even an ordinary good relationship with your neighbour could foster a good neighbourhood watch.

Lucky you...enjoy

Butterflyle0:
Ignorance to you is truly bliss

Nigeria has no fingerprint data base. Just so you know due to the heat and pressure created when guns are fired there is just a one per cent chance of recovering fingerprints from used bullet or shotgun casings using current techniques.

A new technology that scientists use now to achieve a 68% success rate was just found in February this year and has not been developed yet for use by law enforcement so your analogy falls flat.

This is not the movies


Feel free to carry out your research on the words in bold and stop spreading ignorance everywhere

Oga abeg read this article. This was written in 2008. Your comment says that your technology for forensic detection of finger print was found this February and is yet to be approved.
See the link for the full article.

Forensics: Fingerprints can be recovered from fired bullet casings
James Randerson, science correspondent
Tue 3 Jun 2008 10.43 BST First published on Tue 3 Jun 2008 10.43 BST


Scientists have developed a technique for retrieving fingerprints from bullet casings and bomb fragments after they have been fired or detonated. The new method, which relies on subtle corrosion of metal surfaces is already being applied for the first time anywhere in the world by two British police forces.

The patterns of corrosion remain even after the surface has been cleaned, heated to 600C or even painted over. This means that traces of fingerprints stay on the metal long after the residue from a person's finger has gone.


https://www.theguardian.com/profile/jamesranderson

CaptainFM1:
Have you ever heard of "Off-site recording"? There are systems that will automatically save every recordings away from the site. Even if they like, let them break the machine in Lagos, you will still have the recordings stored in Shanghai.

Yes, I'm much aware of such. How many people or organizations have it here? Even our banks don't have them. Our National Assemblies don't even have it.

We are talking of the conventional CCTV, forget about that high tech one that will need you to also have a good and high speed internet running 24/7 and a mega cloud storing space.

Butterflyle0:
This part of your rather silly lying story made me.laugh out loud and exposed your story as a lie.

Advanced finger print technology on bullet casings as if the expended bullets were picked up again by the shooters and dropped back to the ground.
You must think everyone is dumb

Wen u want to argue, try to argue reasonably.
The bullets were loaded by someone. It was loaded by holding the bullet shell. In the process of loading them, there must be finger prints. The finger prints can still be gotten after days the bullets have bn used. The prints don't go out after shooting the bullet.

Hope u now understand how it works? Next time try to ask questions before arguing on something u are not grounded in. Have a nice day.

CCTV is good wen you have many apartments where you can conceal the main machine. If the machine is not well concealed, the criminal, after stealing ur property, will also take away the machine leaving only the cameras for u.

Please, let us all be patient. Information teaeching us from the NASA says that the moon continue her tour tomorrow night to the areas she could not cover tonight due to some certain logistics.

She promised to show herself to all. Thank you

Printerscanner:
This slowpoke thinks everyone graduated with a 3rd Class like him. He thinks everyone is stupid like he and Ben Murray Bruce the albino that should be sacrificed to the gods to appease the land.

Do graduating with 3rd Class comes with stupidity?

Don't let me start doubting ur brain oo.

hannysur8:
This Dino is fooling his family, then he think he is fooling Nigerian, if things continue like this in our country, if we keep having someone like Dino Melaye in our Senate, it means hope is lost for our Nation

When we have a head that is a fool, you should expect things like this and even worst.
Think about it, when u have a strict boss and a no nonsense boss in the office, even to ask for a day off from work, you will reason it very well before u approach him for granting his permission.

In the other hands, wen ur boss is a fool and dummy, u can skip work as u wish and wen u come, just tell him that as u were coming to office that one car just sped pass and splash mud water on ur clothe, by the time u went back to change it, it was too late for u to come back to office and he will take it and life goes on.

If our President can sit up and live a life worthy of emulation, everyone will comport sharp sharp.

bobbybrains:
Oga it is nature. Wetin b spiritual here?

And u don't think the spiritual realm controls what u called nature?

Emekus92:
wait na cooler jumia send give am?

Nooo....na take away foil.

D guy don already planned how he go pack him stuff for the box come travel with am.

deebsman1:
He's welcomed, shebi e go drink Champagne burukutu. U sef go follow am cum, ndi ara

Bros, you don't need to be afraid. He's harmless. He will just gently take you to his abode and give a nice treat you've never seen in your whole life.

Just expect him tonight anytime from 12midnight.