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Shedrack777:
remember you pay your teacher to teach you right? you have to pay me too to solve it (chikenan

xreal stop begging this Shedrack777. He doesn't kw where to start solving the problem. He is as confused on this as PMB is when you talk of Nigeria's economy.


See how to solve the problem.

Take the 3 figures up as a single number and multiply it wt the center number.
In example 1. Take 1 3 9 as 139 and multiply by 3. That is
139 x 3 = 417

Example 2: 258 x 2 = 516

eodavids:
Hmmm!
Bankruptcy of morality in play there. The father should have come out undressed too. But, he didn't. So am confused why he encourages his daughter to advertise her baby food before the whole world

It's so pathetic.
If her father could allow this trash on her, I wonder what will happen to her own children and so on.

So that man is really proud to parade that "Nwavurija" (Tiny children's masquerade) as his daughter? Na waaoooo. My parents can never be proud to come close to any of my siblings that dressed that not to talk of bn publicly proud of her.

U cant even were that masquerade rag in ur room if u are my sister not to talk of wearing it for public consumption. If u dares it, just bear in mind that u have gotten another Surname to bear.

Shedrack777:
Relax, I Won't Solve Something Too Small, Give Me A Bigger One. Or You Gonna Pay Me To Solve This Chicken Maths

Guy, go and sit down. Do you think this is the miracle of Shedrack, Mishack and Abadnego as it happened in Babylon?

This is Mathematics. If u no am, u no no am no be by miracle.

What about this?

Shedrack777:
Relax, I Won't Solve Something Too Small, Give Me A Bigger One. Or You Gonna Pay Me To Solve This Chicken Maths

Lol..
I just dey laf.

How many in the house can solve this Pattern Maths for Primary school?

I dont have a single pity for all those girls enjoying Gboys wealth and also get killed at last.
That money u were enjoying was gotten by shedding someones blood and u didn't see anything bad in it, so why should i see something wrong wen ur own blood get spilled?

If ur friend visits u and f*ck your sex doll when u are away from the house, can he be sue to court?

The car should replace the Nairaland meme for "Let Me Come And Be Going"


The person that invented this is an agent of death.
Imagine urslf driving ur car on top speed and suddenly sees this car in front of u. The kind automatic break u will apply ehnn. U will think that the car is heading towards u for head-on-head collision meanwhile the car is moving the same direction wt u.
Traffic confusion.

I think 2Face Idibia will like to buy this car.

One benefit of this car is wen u are carrying those women that talk too much, just let the sit on the seat that is backing you and u will be free to concentrate on ur driving. Or wen u are quarreling wt ur partner and u guys dont feel like talking to each other, u just carry her in this car each facing opposite direction.

level10:
Abeg how was his number transmitted to the backup

The Application is not compatible with Nokia Torch. When U buy better phone I will teach u how to do it.

The guy used his father for money ritual.

Chaiii....see big boy. The guy go just need money, em go just enter his room, print the quantity he need.

Or if he's owing u some cash. u fin am come house, em go just be like....guy no worry, just calm down, sit down. See, this money cannot cause problem bw us. The guy go just rush inside, on the machine, print out the money, come sitting room and give to the guy.

Chaii....I love the guys style ooo

SoNature:
The Republicans are paying Trump back for calling those poor Immigrants Obama took care of 'people from shithole countries.'

I didn't know Americans played dirty politics like naija.

As regards what u just said, I watch CNN, sir

Ok...thank you for ur comment. At least u tried. To some ppl that did not understand what the post was saying, i think ur comment is too shallow to make them understand what is going on.

Ur previous comment says that the post is above ppl in Nairaland hence such comments u read. I was expecting a comment that will elucidate us.

We are still struggling on how to help Vaseline crew, now this sex doll mata don come up. What is all these naa?

grossintel:
So the vibe for sexdolls is currently trending, so I did a little digging and discovered why. Sexdolls have been around for over 20 years, but like every technology we ever know, they advance with time and that's when we get to know about them. So here is Hermione and what she can do

1.She runs on batteries that are rechargeable just like your smartphones and laptops.

2. She's designed to meet your sexual fantasy just like a real human does but in a way only a machine can do.

3. She can self lubricant during intercourse, moan, talk dirty, remember your name, call your name during sex, maintain any position you like, highly flexible so you can divide her legs like the red sea anytime, she can even climax during sex.

4. She is a good partner and can engage you on discussions just like a human does.

5. She can self warm her body.

6. Her mouth is also human like and moist, so you can trust down her throat if that's your fantasy.

7. Skin like textures made of silicone and very soft, it feels just like a real human skin and ROBOTIX plans to up their game by making them moist just like a real human during sex.

8. You can install new language accents on her and get her to speak in any accent you like, so if you love Spanish women accent you can get Hermonie to speak to you in such accent.


Sex bots are still in an infant stage the company promises that subsequent versions will have human like locomotions and move their bodies during sex, so if reverse cowgirl is your favorite, your in for hours of riding nonstop. The doll costs around $2500 on average and can be customized to any shape, size and skin color you prefer. The company sells about 600 of them every year in the US alone and demands are skyrocketing. Watch the video of the bot interacting with a man here


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pKczGG19uo

Hahahahaha......You just trust deep down her throat and you are feeling ur 7th heaven and unfortunately the battery trips off and the dolls mouth close and her teeth clamp so hard on ur cucumber. No light to recharge it in order to open the closed mouth again. U shout and cry. Maybe, ur neighbour's generator is on. He is in the sitting room with the whole of his family watching a program on the Tv. U rush in carrying ur doll and ur cucumber still stocked in her mouth. U beg him to help u plug her to recharge.
Meanwhile, wen u were coming to ur neighbour's apartment, u forgot to bring ur doll's charger. U rush back to get it. Wen u are back, the fuel in their gen has finished, the light goes off.

SoNature:
Look at the comments above me. This news is far beyond the intelligence of most nairalanders, hence the senseless comments

Oga comment on the post let's read what u have to say.

We are waiting o, no forget abeg

Twoclans:
Guys always talking about women asking for money ,please look around you a lot of women are bread winners[b][/b] in their families.

A lot of females support their male partners financially.

Who are this women still following men for money?

Please someone should tell them its no longer in vogue.

@ male sex dolls :its a no no for me abeg.

Women can only be bread winners and not bread bakers. Men are bread bakers. No matter how many bread a woman wins, she will always hunger to eat from the one the bread baker bakes.
Even wen they win Shoprite bread, they will still eat that Agege bread baked by a man.

I beliv there will be a compartment where the juice will be filled to be lubricating the honey pot and also to make the doll reach orgasm. Chaiii...oyibo don spoil market for olosho and other babes.

technicallyrich:
Almost all the married women in my hood,usually get fat after giving birth, even the ones that I knew were very slim.
Anyway fat, is a turn off for me,and I will like to know if you can predict.
In summary, are there pointers to know if a woman will later get fat.
Sorry for the typological error.

If you don't want her to get fat, please never let her get pregnant. That is the surest way.

I just told my babe that I am contemplating buying a sex doll to help me stop bn tempted to do it outside.
Come see the fire in her eyes. She dares me to try it and see how she will "strangle the silly doll to death".
She also threatened to stab her to death.
I was just lafing inside while feigning that i was serious.
She is still angry wt me for thinking of getting a sex doll.
U can imagine the kind of jealousy she already have for the yet to be bought sex doll.
Women na waaooo

gabinogem:
He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty; and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city. Proverbs 16:32 ... Man Know thyself.

One problem wt us Christians is that we have so much faith wt no action. We have faith that we even expect God to do most of the things we can do by ourselves.

Slow to anger ruling over ones spirit. U will see dat thing that is making u so much angry, u have every opportunity to walk away from it and u will start ur fervent prayer, asking God to make give u the Spirit of Slow in Anger. Are u tempting God or what.

If u have the grace to stand a naked woman without committing any sin, don't force others to stand wen they have option of running away from it.

St. Paul said that he will not have any problem eating in the shrine or eating anything used for the sacrifice, but for the sake of other brethren that are not all that strong in the faith, he will not lest he lead dem into temptation.

Britain appointed a “minister for loneliness” on Wednesday to tackle what Prime Minister Theresa May described as “the sad reality of modern life” affecting millions of people.

Tracey Crouch, a junior minister for sport and civil society, will take on the role as part of a broader strategy to combat loneliness in Britain.

“For far too many people, loneliness is the sad reality of modern life,” May said.

“I want to confront this challenge for our society and for all of us to take action to address the loneliness endured by the elderly, by carers, by those who have lost loved ones — people who have no one to talk to or share their thoughts and experiences with,” the prime minister added.

More than nine million people say they are always or often lonely, out of a population of 65.6 million, according to the British Red Cross.

The charity describes loneliness and isolation as a “hidden epidemic” affecting people across all ages at various moments in their life, such as retirement, bereavement or separation.

The ministerial appointment follows a recommendation from a committee in memory of Jo Cox, a lawmaker for the opposition Labour party who was murdered by a far-right extremist.

“Jo experienced and witnessed loneliness throughout her life especially as a new student at Cambridge University and separated from her sister Kim for (the) first time,” the Jo Cox Foundation wrote on Twitter.

“She would be delighted by Tracey Crouch’s new job as minister for loneliness and would be saying ‘let’s get to work!'” the Foundation added.

The prime minister was to host a reception on Wednesday to celebrate the legacy left by Cox, whose killing just days ahead of the 2016 Brexit referendum shocked the nation.

Britain’s loneliness initiative will see a strategy published later this year, with input from national and local government, public services, the voluntary sector and businesses.

https://punchng.com/uk-appoints-minister-for-loneliness/

gabinogem:
is it a crime now to assist one's girlfriend by allowing her cousin to rent a room in his house It will take self-control for him not to do anything irrational.

Talking about rationality; do u think that the girl is bn rational in her behaviour and response to the guys advice?
Bros, if ur help will put u in trouble, u better not offer such help. Bible says "Flee from all likeness of sin". It never asked us to confront it with self control. So bros park well with ur self control.

IYANGBALI:
comot jo

E don tey wen I comot. Oh...u think say I still dey dia? Chaiiii

gabinogem:
Temptation... This is where self control comes into play. A real man knows when a naughty lady wants to start exhibiting naughtiness.

Abeg save us that self control sermon. Don't put urslf under pressure and expect that self control.

This girl's display is already affecting this guy, he should do something to stop it or else one day it will happen. Imagine the problem it will cause wen it starts

IYANGBALI:
what?

Exactly what u read

IYANGBALI:
I'm very sure he wasn't the one that wroted that letter,Kanu does not know how to spoke[b][/b] good English

Just like you

jvera:
dis one no b mtn na ur friend fault, if u try d first time and it say network error etc u rest nd try again later

May be, but u kw dis kind haste, wen u needed to make this call anyhow anyhow and there is nowhere to buy airtime. U bank is the last resort.

fpeter:
The reporte na wa, what brand of English is he using?

Just a modernized version of yours.

Her career ended before it started.
She may never smell that industry again in life.

Similar thing happened to my friend. He wanted to top up N1,000 using his mobile app. Did the 1st one....transaction failed. The 2nd one, still same response, 3rd and 4th, same response.

As he was about to try for the 5th time, debit alerts started flowing in. It happened that all along the transactions were successful while MTN Network kept lying to him.
My guy was so angry for buying N4,000 worth of airtime when he intended buying only N1,000 worth airtime.