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benjamin007:
Am I the only person feeling a fabricated story..Chicken kill snake Sounds more like Buhari loves the south

Birds kill snakes. Hen is not exceptional

Nutase:
For some of you dumb NLs who have made comments like "the only thing a woman has to offer is sex". This is one of the sacrifices women make that go unnoticed. Besides check your mother before making such dumb statements.

Sacrifice mothers make, not Slay Queens.

This virtue has long abandoned so many women.
Women that will leave their children to the mercy of the street while the women are out their trying to paint their faces to attract whoever they want to slay.

Women that will not cook for their kids cos they have a party to attend.
Most women are just good in offering sex. U see dem going have naked on social media.
You see them taking selfies at any slightest opportunity
You see them hunting for likes and comments on Instagram
Tell me when they have time to protect their kids not to talk of dying in the course of doing that.

Bros, do you think you can solve a problem by creating more problems?
When there is a problem, the best way to start solving it is to start bn neutral. Be rational and fair. Don't start apportioning blame to the other person. Start from sincerely asking yourself if there is/are thing(s) you are doing that might be remotely causing the problem.

Explore every factor that may be contributory to the problem. After this, ask yourself, if I'm in the other person's shoes what will be my reaction in such a situation (considering his/her strength and weakness).

At this point, if u are rational and fair, u may withdraw some of the harsh decision u may have preferred.

For your case my brother, I beliv ur wife is feeling unaccepted by ur family and u are not helping matters. I assume that you may not have given her that hope that you will always be wt her. So, she started on time to secure her future. Mind you, I am not totally supporting her taking such a project outside ur knowledge and consent.

Secondly, u beliv that the inability of her to conceive is solely her making. You may have bn directly or indirectly showing her ur regret for not listening to ur parents when they objected you marrying her. That display is killing that woman u called ur wife. U need to kw this.
Let me also tell u that her childlessness is not that she is barren. The distance between two of u (Abuja and Lagos) is really contributing to that.
How many times do u meet her in a month to enable her conceive? When u will be opportune to visit her, how sure are you that she will be on her ovulation period. Why not try and spend more time with her to see if God will not do it for u.

My brother, u want to divorce ur wife cos she refused to give u 20k wen u knw full well that has enof in her account. Chaiiii.....my brother who is doing dis to u naa. The reason sounds so pathetic. Pls rebuke the devil that want to destroy ur life. I have not seen any good reason for considering divorce. Don't even let her have a wind of this ur tot else you will make her case worst.

Leave that woman alone. Rehabilitate her, groom her into what you want her to be. Give her hope and assurance that you will not forsake her and I bet you, you will enjoy ur marriage.

Is that an advert to discourage Yahoo Yahoo.
The artiste used here is not good at the job. I can see the "fakeness".

Watch it again

Jeeeez.....see that Police Officer's grammar
"a fulani mens was rested by 11pmf..........."

And this kind of Police Officer will come and be forcing you to write your statement for you at the Station.

The kain charm wey dey don install for this boy body ehnnnn... I just dey imagine

I just dey wonder how problems dey carry reset some ppl brain to factory recommended setting.

To You God alone deserves all praise. See Tonto ooooo.

Where is Daddy Freeze? He won't come out now.

nero2face:
don't Judge, remember Mary Magdalene... Only God knows where we goes

Use go for plural and goes for singular. Have u forgotten so soon.

nero2face:
don't Judge, remember Mary Magdalene... Only God knows where we goes

Abeg shift. Mary Magdalene did not die in active duty. So don't bring dat comparison.

Why do two persons that witnessed the same event at the same time and place have variance in telling that same story. Why do they even disagree and fight for that same story, the other trying to make his brother to accept his own version of the story they witnessed tha same time and place.

Freeze, Freeze, Freeze.......how many times did i call u? E be like say devil has freeze ur brain and mind.

Don't even think u are doing God or Christ a favour by these ur silly behaviour. Saul (later became Paul) thought he was doing favour to God when he was persecuting the early Christians until God met him on his way. Freeze or whatever u answers, u may not have Saul's grace. God may not give u that chance. Mend ur ways.

See, wen Saul was doing all those things thinking he will stop the gospel, he never knew that his action spurred the progress of the gospel. So no matter what u do, u can not kill this gospel, u are very too small to get closer to killing the gospel. Rather, you will end up messing ur life up.

The woman used one stone to kill the giant threatening to wipe this generation.
The woman must be related to David.
David killed Goliath with just one stone.

Praizeupdates:
Weekend vs workdays

Which one do you prefer ?


Gist from Praizeupdates


Source :: http://www.praizeupdates.com/lady-share-her-dressing-on-weekends-vs-workdays/

OMG......how did she manage to conceal that melon I saw in Weekend outfit in the work day attire?

Is he related to Charlie Boy (The Area Father)?

President Buhari should relocate to Sambisa forest to restore law and order as directed by the masses. Ara gbachiekwa gi nti ebe ahu.

Mrkumareze:
What I see here is the borrowed shoe.

Let's see dat one you bought with your money.

CaptainJeffry:
I thought I was gonna see something to make me wow. My own mum who just turned 53 looks younger than her.

Post her pics here if u r proud of her. I dislike noise making.

It is called ambiguous statement. In law/court ambiguity is not allowed. Your statements should be very clear.
The statement has two meanings.
It could mean that the drunk mother beat her daughter.
It could also mean that the mother beat her daughter because the daughter got drunk.

We have so many of these ambiguous Caption here in Nairaland. A caption that may generate 2 meanings.

Hotshawarma:
what they are saying is that all the millions he claims he spent on cloth and accessories he should be able to build a better house for his parents and there is nothing bad in that............even in ibadan mud house are beginning to go extinct.....

Did the picture says that the house is the only house they have in the community?
Leave him and his parents. Concentrate on ur own parents. Help them wt the little you are getting.

Many ppl criticizing him are using a phone that can pay for a university tuition fee while their parents are at the village begging for food.

sexybbstar:
I dislike it when a man sags, uses big or chunky necklace. I also don't like guys with dreads. I love corporate looking guys.

Whaoooo whaooo...whaooooo.....You are just my kind of girl. God bless u.

Women are created to be very comfortable wt uncomfortable things.

Women will fix hair and abhors water from touching the hair for 4-6months yet they are comfortable.

They will fix eyelash as wide as eagle's wing and they will be comfortable. Just a little whit speck on my forehead will not let me rest till i remove it

A woman will wear pant, put on tight ontop den finally a tight jean, yet they will be comfortable

A woman will go and sit down for more dan10hrs braiding tiny braids, still she's comfortable sitting down for over 10hrs

A woman will coat her face with pancake as thick as one inch and still feel comfortable carrying the cake on her face all day through

Have u seen them on that stiletto shoes, U will see them walking like a poorly programmed cartoon, still they are very comfortable.

I was working with super glue and mistakenly some little quantity dropped on my finger nail. I felt as if a heavy load was on my finger until i removed it. I wonder how women manage to feel comfortable having layers of that gum on top their nails then the artificial nails. Don't they feel they are carry bags of iron on their nails?

What about dat kind of hairstyle that covers one side of their face, including that side of eye. How do dey manage to be comfortable moving around with hair covering a part of their face?

Numerous uncomfortable things that women do with much comfortability are infinite.

Women how do u ppl cope biko?

mokoshalb:
All that being said, most catastrophic crashes are not anticipated so it is rare to get much advance notice. In those cases, if you survive, follow the flight attendants' directions and don't take anything with you.Source: https://www.mokoshalb.com/plane-crash-minutes/

...So the Flight Attendant no dey die abi. She will just stand dia dishing out instruction while the crash is taking place.

Even after the crash, she will still be dishing out more instructions. Those ppl must be a kinda god.

In a divorce, when a particular partner seek for a divorce and present a clear case that shows that his/her life is in danger is he/she continue with the marriage, the court does not hesitate in breaking such bond (marriage) on the ground of saving lives.

Based on the above ideology, the polygamous marriage in this country, where a particular region/tribe assumes the position of the almighty husband to other regions/tribes and feels that those regions/tribes are less valuable and could be treated anyhow, using their blood to wash feet and hands, I believe strongly it's high time the marriage is divorced on the basis of trying to save lives.

Ambiguous Heading.
U will get the heading correctly after reading or seeing the pic.
The heading can mean that the militant was killed the the Soldier's juju (more pronounced meaning)
It can also mean that the militant is wt juju (Vague meaning)

Abjay97:
US ambassador to the UN held an exclusive reception for the countries that voted against or abstained from a resolution that condemned Trump's recognition of Jerusalem as Israel's capital.
US envoy to the UN Nikki Haley hosted a party on Wednesday for countries that backed President Donald Trump's decision to recognise Jerusalem as Israel's capital.

Haley invited representatives from the nations that voted against or abstained from an anti-Israel resolution at the UN General Assembly which condemned Trump's December 6 announcement that included a plan to move the US embassy from Tel Aviv to the contested city.

The "Friends of the US" reception was praised by Israeli ambassador to the UN Danny Danon.

He said on his way to the gathering, reported by CNN: "First, it was a courageous decision by President Trump and Ambassador Haley, and we thank the United States for this courageous decision, and tonight the US is continuing to show leadership in the Middle East, real leadership in the UN.

"There's a lot hypocrisy in the UN. I think tonight the countries who stood with the US will come and hear that the US is thanking them for standing for the truth and not joining the show of the Palestinians inside the UN." The vote in December saw 128 countries vote for the resolution, nine voted "no" and 35 nations abstained, including Canada, Mexico and Australia - yet not all the invited countries attended Haley's reception. Ahead of the vote, Trump threatened to cut funding to countries who defied his Jerusalem stance. But Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan called on the world not to be swayed by Trump's threat to cut off financial funding if they defy his Jerusalem stance.

Haley said the outcome "will make a difference on how Americans look at the UN and on how we look at countries who disrespect us in the UN, and this vote will be remembered".

Most, if not all, nations are generally invited to UN receptions, but smaller gatherings can be held.

However receptions held by a powerful UN member, such as the US, that publicly highlight the absence of other member countries are rare.

Photos posted by Haley and the US mission to the UN in New York on Twitter show drinks flowing and live music.

"It's easy for friends to be with you in the good times, but it’s the friends who are with you during the challenging times that will never be forgotten," Haley said.



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.alaraby.co.uk/english/amp/news/2018/1/4/us-hosts-party-for-countries-that-backed-jerusalem-move

In as much as I support President Trump's move, the embolden paragraph appear like that same 5% speech of Buhari after winning election.

fergie001:
Waoh,when Bellerin score,belle sweet me dieeeee


GGMU,

Sweet pun

bedspread:
Great for them....
But Hope that man will not be Wicked later...

Cos Short men can be Heartless and Wicked...

I have one married to an aunty..

Same goes wit women that have big backside. They can be very wicked. Once they are angry, u will see the protrusion enlarged and dangling.

osazsky:
still better than lukaku who is always on ghost mode anytime man u plays top 6 teams at least he had numerous shot on target unlike lukaku DAT didn't have a single shot against city ,Chelsea and looserpoil

It is better to be in ghost mode so ppl will suspect that he is not good enough than playing nonsense for ppl to confirm he is really not good at all.
Morata has bn confirmed a total waste. We are yet to confirm Lukaku. He is still in ghost mode. So he is better than Morata.

fergie001:
Hahahahaaha,as a United fan
I was happy,
Equation balanced
Lukaku=Morata

Whaooo...see my brother in football.
Up United. I'm also United fan.
Lukaku is more manageable than Morata.

fergie001:
God,I know you are angry,
Please allow adedayourt and Psoul into heaven


Guys,abeg...morata rape una sisters?

If say na rape, I will find it easy to forgive him, but missing goals like this as if his life depends on missing goals.
I am not a Chelsea fan, but i dey vex for Morata on behalf of Chelsea fans