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BEENUEL:
I will continue to say this... Majority of girls on Facebook are extremely dumb, even with the flexed opportunity of editing your post....no the girls still dumb.

This you can never see on Twitter.......The girls over there are way cool, brilliant and gat great sense of humour

Imagine that one writingMy dad can cause curse ......

Damn

Exactly my brother. They are so dumb. The girl posted the thing on Facebook, didn't see any error in the post. Exported it to Nairaland and still did not see the error. That shows that was the best she can spell the word, curse.

hanassholesolo:
Me dad always tells me he will cut my toe and feed it to me.

So this ur Walker about no start today. I have been wondering.

This could be an avoidable accident. Most times, drivers fail to take precautionary measures thereby leading to this kind of mishap.
This could be as a result of tyre binding due to fixing of new brake pad or something like that. Continuous friction in the tyre will create a very high temperature which will in turn cause fire in he tyre. When this kind of frie starts, it's only God's grace that will put it off.
It's hard to have this kind of fire without the vehicle involved not getting totally burnt down.

Please let us try to be happy especially now our most influential Governor has created a new and wonderful commission and handed over the portfolio to his amiable sister as the COMMISSIONER FOR HAPPINESS AND COUPLE'S FULFILLMENT.

Imo State Governor just noticed that there are lots of unhappy ppl in the country and also lots of decline in couple fulfillment and he created this Commission to handle the situation. Now we will experience decline in wives stabbing their husbands.

Thank you our Governor.

lee007:
This is highly disrespectful to the late Oba whose picture you have used. Pls let's have some decency at least.

My friend abeg park well. U used Obama's pic, Zuma's, and other ppl's images as meme and u never complained. Pple have even used Jesus Christ Pics and Pope's own. Na common ordinary Oba's own u dey there dey shed tears. No let me vex oo.

BafanaBafana:
In her tweets, she wrote “Nigeria and our need for wasteful holidays. Which one is public holiday for Maulud? When did we start celebrating Maulud?

“When do we stop all this “competitive religiosity” and focus on doing good for humanity?

She is totally right. That is purely competitive religiosity as she said. Soon they will try to be fixing more public holidays during Easter and Christmas days just to see if they can drown Christian events. I have said dis severally but ppl will not see it coming.

If not controlled, in few years to come you will see Moslem fixing one event during Christmas period.

Thank God they no born this baby ooo. Had it bn they born am, the baby for stubborn ehnnn. The baby for break Guinness book of Record as the World Most Stubborn Child.

Yeahh...he tried. But he want to tell me that it was his first time of seeing such a thing. How many times did he stop to do this gesture. Anoda political campaign strategy. By the way, how much did he pay to the Okada man for the service so far rendered to the pupils. He better settle the ma ooo. I no wan vex.

koreat:
Women get fish brain

May be God purposely made them so for the benefit of men. Imagine women having the same kind of smart and complex brain like men, guy, it may take u 10yrs to convince a babe to submit her kponja for u to chop.
It may also take guys eternity to ask a girl to leave her family and family name to bear your own.

So, I may say that God love men so much that He made women's brains to be like dat of fish dat whosoever man that want to bang them may have a smooth way.

Okorocha

Liars. The way ppl lie these days ehnnn....

Even a learner in platic surgery cannot do dis kind of job on a human face.

Ndi ara

I'm not surprised. These Yoruba ppl wt their born throwey. Most of them hardly kw who their father is. He may have grew up and saw himself wt one woman like dat wey claim say na her be his mama. May be the mama don mention am one day like dat to him say im papa na one man dem dey call Ogunkoye.

Nawa for the "Wasterners"

Why I love ABC Transport Drivers. They observe and maintain these codes.

SillyMods:
Many of you decided to deliberately misrepresent the man. You all know that you lie about that 97% and 5% but in case you want to pretend not to know what he meant exactly, let me try to help you.

When he was asked about how to form an inclusive govt, he replied that ordinarily, the areas he got 97% votes will expect to be treated with more favour than the area he got 5% votes which also will expect to be treated differently. However, he will try his best not to treat both sides as per their expectations.

I know sometimes the president is easily misunderstood, but common guys, be truthful to yourself at all times. You don't lose anything by doing so.

Please what is the difference between this ur explanation and what we understood by ur benefactor's 97% and 5% proclamation?

This thing go dey smell ehnnn.....Spits

rawtv:
God bless you for setting the sheep free

Lol

tintingz:
Thank you for that pics.

Welcome bro

When you see these girls on the street, you will think there is brain in their head without knowing that they are just empty brained skulls. How can a pretty girl like Cherry Obi come publicly to post a trash like this. She think she is doing the unknown organizers not knowing she is killing herself. Cherry, I tot u are different. Shame on your cheap self.

Lies, this can be learned. Some ppl want to use dis trick to dupe others. Why was the man not wearing shirt? Did the bees visit him while his shirt was removed.

Why is it that the body was not swollen? Was the bees sent to just cluster on his body.

So this boy can not afford a good traditional cloth, na em mama wrapper he come tie for his traditional marriage. The worst be say he no sabi tie the thing plus including that mad man hair he come carry. Abeg the thing no match at all.

remainhidden:
My niqqa, i was waiting for this, Seems that is the trend now

Lol...Guy, the thing weak me ooo

The complainant has to be very careful before they kill him. They may fake as Police Authority and he will go and meet them and they eliminate them. He should be very sure he is communicating to the right authority.

remainhidden:
No be by fault na..
How just take concern them ?
China self,just coz they are dominating, they think they have right to do whatever they pleased,
Well try this in Naija and watch what happens to our pastorprenurs.

The end time is nearly at it peak.

Grammar

biacan:
So sad anger is what lead her to these distraction

Not anger my dear. It was pure foolishness and wickedness.

flyca:
Excellent drawing skills

But I'm wondering how long it takes him to draw that and how long the lecture period is? Isn't this time-wasting?

Anatomy is not all about too much talk talk. It's all about knowing what is where in the body.
If you can master the drawing, you are more than half way bn a genius in Anatomy.

OP...I don't kw if you really reasoned very well before posting this. Pastor Chris is Minister of God and not a politician. He is not even the only rich man that is from that area.

How many times have u attacked the government concerning this road?

How many times have u attacked your Local Government Chairman about the road?

How many times have u call out on your Senator over the nature of the road?

How many of those rich men that are from that area have u blamed over the road?

How many times have u interceded on behalf of the church for government to help them when they have infrastructural problems?

There are many churches that need to have a befitting worship centers. Can't government start building those worship centers?

I'm not against churches helping government in some areas she could, but brother, don't heap the blame on church when they feel they have more important things to do with the resources than using it to do what government can conveniently do.

Op, it's obvious u are jealous over the man's success and also want ppl to see the man as who is not worried over ppl's sufferings.

This is one of the reasons our problems in this country will never end. We practice "suppressive" government. We fail to handle issues bothering some groups in the country, rather the government will find a way to suppress that group, come out openly to rejoice and make cajole of that group. This will keep raising anger in the heart of the ppl and they keep planning a more fiercer way to attack government. When it starts, both the oppressed and the oppressor will have some loses to count.

Check out and recall how all these groups started. Boko Haram, MASSOB, IPOB, Niger Delta Militancy, Herdsmen, etc. All these are offshoot of negligence, suppression and lack of inclusive government.

Government, stop rejoicing at your success in suppressing ur citizen's voice in telling you where they feel hurt. Your are teaching them to be violent.

One day, the people will rise and you will not be able to control them and they will control all that you have. Think about how that day will be.

Robert Mugabe resigned as Zimbabwe’s president on Tuesday, swept from power as his 37-year reign of autocratic control and brutality crumbled within days of a military takeover.

The move looks set to bring an end to Zimbabwe’s worst-ever political crisis since the country won independence from Britain in 1980.

The bombshell announcement was made by the Speaker at a special joint session of parliament which had convened to impeach the 93-year-old who has dominated every aspect of Zimbabwean public life for decades.

On the streets, the news sparked an explosion of wild celebration, with car horns honking and people erupting into ecstatic cheers and frenzied dancing.

“I Robert Gabriel Mugabe in terms of section 96 of the constitution of Zimbabwe hereby formally tender my resignation… with immediate effect,” said the letter which was read out by parliamentary speaker Jacob Mudenda.

“My decision to resign is voluntary on my part. It arises from my concern for the welfare of the people of Zimbabwe and my desire to ensure a smooth, peaceful and non-violent transfer of power that underpins national security, peace and stability.”

It capped an unprecedented week in which the military seized control and tens of thousands of ordinary Zimbabweans took to the streets in an extraordinary show of defiance to demand that he leave.

– Breakdancing and flags –
“We are just so happy that things are finally going to change,” Togo Ndhlalambi, a 32-year-old hairdresser, told AFP.

Men were breakdancing, women were singing and children were in tears, all brandishing national flags and praising General Constantino Chiwenga who led the army takeover as the news began to sink in.

“It’s shocking, that guy is powerful, very powerful,” said Barber Wright Chirombe who was also taking part in the euphoric celebrations.

Mugabe had ruled Zimbabwe almost unopposed since independence in 1980 but efforts to position his wife Grace as his successor triggered fury in the military that had underpinned his regime.

His grip on power was shattered last week when armoured military vehicles took to the streets, blockaded parliament and placed the president under house arrest in an operation that had all the hallmarks of a coup.

But the generals stressed they were simply “arresting” criminals around Mugabe — a reference Grace’s supporters — and they even allowed the one-time liberation hero to appear at a public function and deliver a televised speech.

As the crisis grew, the ruling ZANU-PF party, an instrument of Mugabe’s ruthless decades-long rule, removed him as party leader and began parliamentary proceedings to have him impeached.

– Open dissent –
His likely successor is former vice president Emmerson Mnangagwa, whose dismissal on November 6 triggered the crisis.

A former close ally of Mugabe, Mnangagwa had been Grace Mugabe’s chief rival to succeed him. Grace has not been seen since the start of the crisis.

However, under Zimbabwe’s constitution, it is second Vice President Phelekezela Mphoko who would ordinarily take over as head of state.

Veterans of the independence war — who were also formerly key Mugabe allies — had also turned against him, demanding he stand down immediately and organising last weekend’s mass protests.

On Saturday, in scenes of public euphoria not seen since independence, huge crowds marched and sang their way through Harare and other cities in peaceful celebrations to mark his fading power.

The demonstrations drew citizens of all ages and races, jubilant that Mugabe’s fate had been sealed.

In central Harare, a group of young men tore down a green metal street sign bearing Mugabe’s name and smashed it repeatedly on the road.

Such open dissent would have would have been routinely crushed by security forces before this week’s shock events.

The majority of Zimbabweans had only known life under Mugabe’s rule, which was defined by violent suppression, economic collapse and international isolation.

http://punchng.com/breaking-mugabe-resigns/

Choiii....nnaa mehnn, nwa bu ikpu. Negodi picture ahu oyi pink. Ikpu nwere flesh

waveman2:
Den buhari shuldn, t have come to campaign for Nwoye stop deceiving ur self apc wanted d state. Anambra state will be d people choice for presidential election and obiano will not soil his good work come 2019.

My brother, u are talking from a layman's point of view. Leave politics for those that understand it. Just be patient and let's see how it plays out. Don't vow for any politician. Don't be so confident dat Obiano is interested in hw u feel.

APC is behind Obiano winning. Arangee election. Obiano may decamp to APC. If Obiano wins, he will campaign for Buhari come 2019. That is the main election APC needed most.

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