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ijawkid: U haven't offended any1 my bobo...lol

I was just giving engima a full definition of the wÓrd divine....

All Àngels in heaven are divine.....

Even satan was divine..


So Jesus being divine does not mean he is Yahweh or d same as Yahweh or o.n d same level of Yahweh....

That was d point I was trying to make....

Thank you!
That's the idea.

Raylight_1: Dear Reader, do you know that your life is borrowed? Do u know that we're accountable to whatsoever we do with our lives? Do you know that a day is coming when we all will be made to give an account of how we spent our lives here on earth? Just these few questions for you to ponder on.

Jesus our Lord and Master is coming again and when he comes, then this life will be over. He's going to judge everyone the way he finds us. Self righteousness can't take anyone to heaven. The fact that you don't steal, kill, smoke, fornicate, tell lies and the likes can't take u to heaven. It is only those whose names are written in the Lamb's book of life that can enter into God's Holy Kingdom. If u want your name written in that book of life, just confess your sins unto him and asking Him to forgive you. Invite Him into your life as Lord and Master and Believe in your heart. (Romans 10:9)

Whenever I fornicate, I repent.
But honestly ... I have already said many times that does not seduce me of going to heaven. At least I would not go to heaven with angels that feathered (I'm allergic to feathers), walking on clouds all the time ... no sex ... and worst of all, I have said that Jehovah plays the harp all the time, and does it very badly ...

It's not a macho thing, but of roles.
If from the beginning, Christians believed that Catholic priests and Protestant pastors were to be men ... something has changed.
Possibly, is that marriage is preferable that the two charged tithe and not just one. It is more profitable.
In traditional Yoruba religion also invented the title of Iyaonifá (forgetting all the fundamentals)
Some say that money is the devil, but the believers will manage very well ...

A boxer?
Holy God!
I believe that Obama applies the Word of God in the Bible
"Love one another"

I know a girl who is the girlfriend of a Pastor. He refuses to have sex, it says it is sin. She walks around topless before him, and excited knowing that he is unable to play.
She is relieved quietly with another man because she is not Christian.

Deep Sight, very nice photo.

Well, seriously, I do not think that polygamy is a good way ... But I'm not the one to judge anyone.

omo-nla:
In the second lawsuit, a Romanian prisoner sued God claiming that God failed to keep him from the Devil. “God received different material valuables from me, as well as prayers in exchange for promises of a better life. In reality, this did not happen – I found myself in the devil’s hands,” Pavel M said.

As you say, God took the spoils ... and then called the devil and thus took the thief and there were no witnesses ...
The biblical god always asked offerings and even human ...
In this case God was happy with the spoils of the robbery.

I think that fables like that are inspiring pastors to collect the tithe and so rob the unsuspecting.

A beautiful story that illustrates very well the character of the Jewish-Christian god.
Thank you!

alexleo: we have told them that our God is a spirit

I thought the Jewish-Christian God (the Bible) was not a spirit. I thought Javé, Jehovah was not a spirit.
But as you say that if it is ... so now I understand that Christianity is a religion spiritist, animist, no difference with African traditional religions that deny you both.
The only difference is that Christianity was imposed by the white conquistadors and that you love by the enormous inferiority complex they have with them.
Now I understand it perfectly.

Again, you love the character of a fable ... a book ...
Mickey Mouse!
(cyrexx friend: do not laugh, that my stomach hurts me so much to do!)

Ozegbe: After reading MAN OF GOD FEEDING THE (or) ON THE SHEEP.
I learnt so many things and i will advice any christain who wants to live a fulfiling life according to the word of God read this book too, so you wont fall prey.
NOW back to the topic...very soon and i mean sooooon i will attend one of oyedepo's sunday service and interrupt his sermon with some highly disturbing questions, and i hope he will answer accordingly because whatever he does that day will be recorded.
AM JUST TIRED OF ALL THESE FRAUD STAR AND I THINK IS TIME SOMEBODY GIVES ANSWER TO REAL LIFE QUESTIONS

friend:
Next time, use some kind of cream or ointment, because many of them have been hurt a lot ...

italo: "Joke"?

What dictionary are you using?

What schools did you attend?

You're not kidding?
In truth you are speaking seriously?
You are saying that Joseph was gay? or powerless? or that Mary was frigid?
I find that very disrespectful.

If God exists "because the Bible says"; Mickey Mouse exists because is on TV.

WE HAVE FUN A MOMENT:
Let us attend THIS DIALOGUE

PapaBrowne: Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …


Professor: If God hands you two pears and two oranges, how many grapes are you?

Student : I ... I have ... five watermelons

Professor and student belonging to a school down.

logicboy: Are there muslims in Uruguay?

Islam is practically unknown in Uruguay . I have seen a very small TV, but Islam does not exist here.
Our big problem is the Pentecostals, some true artists when it comes to steal unwary.

dorox: Hello muskeeto, do you kmow of any bible believing church where i can pay my tithe and be fully guaranted of reaping all of these fantastic return on my investment?

When you pay tithing, requires to Pastor a certificate of guarantee.

Read Malachi 3:10. Tithing was mandatory for the Levites (who sacrificed humans for Jewish-Christian God). Not for others.
The tithe was in grains, oils and animals, not money.
The tithe was to be burned as a holocaust for the Jewish-Christian god (why not burn the shepherds crooks money?)
As if that were not enough, for Christians, the New Testament, with the death of Jesus, declared over any kind of sacrifice or offering. As Christians, the last offering or sacrifice was the death of Jesus.
As I see Oyedepo is not Christian, or just too stupid.

OLAADEGBU: If you study the latest cartoon you will realise that the Christians have shot down the baloon of racism.

Christianity does not accept violence ... Excuse me, but it is sin. You are inciting violence and that the Christian God does not. Act by reason, not violence
What Christian says you be?
preach you by example.
You ashamed to Christianity.
You criticize Obama because he is a violent?
You are like him, a Christian violence.
This definitely confirms that Obama is Christian.
You yourself had the key to close the thread.
Since there is no doubt.

italo: "ever-virgin" is what we call her.

the marriage was never consumated.

The best joke I've seen in years!
We do not believe neither the Pope!
Thanks for the great sense of humor ...

Mhhhh
I think I read that Christianity is tolerance, love of neighbor, respect for life ...

IRONY
This boat has no rudder ... lost its way!

OLAADEGBU: So, you can see that it is the Government that is restricted and not the citizens. The Church is free from the draconic assertions and prohibitions of the State and not that it has nothing to do with the State. Simples

Exactly the opposite. There is no state church is free, but the State is free of any religious doctrine.
Incredibly, a Christian, a native of a country officially Islamic, not understand that only a secular state can guarantee religious freedom and free expression of all people.

Ghydyon: Mehn d world is coming to an end....

Tomzman: Only God knows what the world is turning into these days.Hmm the end is near!!!
....

Undoubtedly, they are representatives of a religion full of life, hope, love ...
(Irony)
They can not live without threats, without terror, without persecution and without tears!.
I imagine hell to them should sert a gay bar ... or a place where you can have sex with a woman ... I think not endure ...
Even in this thread come to splash us with their tears ...
I open my umbrella to avoid getting wet with tears, and I'm still enjoying my happiness in my life full, without repression or hatred, or fear!

OLAADEGBU: You and other pretenders have shown your true colours on this thread. You are rather a contradiction if you are claiming to be a Christian, no?

I am not a fanatic. That's the difference. I think the sadism of that god is innebagle, regardless of the belief that each one.
Only you, your irrational fanaticism and utter lack of analysis may attempt to disguise that God delighted in human sacrifices ... That god until he sacrifice his own son Jesus!
What do you try to deny?
You know that for some aspects of Judaism, human sacrifices are still practiced?
Surely you ignore it, but even if you ignore it will deny it.
You write a lot and think very little.
You move slightly or your fingers, and more your neurons.

merge: Christianity was used to colonize Africans. I don't even know why Africans gave up their culture for Christianity. Only a fool does such things. Christianity is the destroyer of culture and identity.

100% agree.
Islam also.

cyrexx: @ aliya247
thank you, at least you are more sensible than other religionists on this thread



why would God keep his ways mysterious and expect us to believe him. why would he hide himself and expect us to bellieve and then threaten us that if we dont believe, we will go to hell. why would he create us and then fry us forever in hell fire if we belong to another religion that also claims they are from God. do you know that you too are going to hell according to what God reveal to prophet Muhammed or what God revealed through Jesus Christ or many other religions that are different from the religion of your parents. this just shows that it may be man that created God in his own mind according to his own image of wickedness and eternal punishment, instead of what they say that that God created man in his own image.


where you there with satan when he was proud. the same holy books (both Bible and Quran) you are basing your faith on contains many many internal contradictions and irrational claims that i will be glad to show you if you want to see.



our forefathers do not know what causes diseases, so they believed it must be evil spirits or even God until mankind developed medicine and showed that it is just germs. because you dont understand something, you believe it must be caused by God, abi. applying the same logic, since we dont understand God, another bigger God must have created him. does that sound reasonable to you. in several years from now,i can assure that mankind will be able to provide reasonable answers to all these things you are now claiming are the works of God. its a matter of time.



you know nothing, wake up from your delusion. You need to use your brain.

I agree in everything that you have exposed.
Look you, who constantly appeal to Christians threats ... must be very sad to live prey to fear as they do, serve a God who punishes without mercy to their children, that burn in hell if you do not love him. ..
I am not defending Islam, I'm just reviewing the thread ..
A hug!

Havilah93: i actually know a man who starts to speak in tongues immediately a prayer session commences. Does this also mean he's 'spirit-filled'? Cos i think IMO that he fakes it(no hating)

If I were you talk to the pastor, because it probably is not the holy spirit, and is a demon.
The Holy Spirit not many people choose to protest, and if it does, it makes sense to speak in the vernacular.
You analyze it.

ATMC: it won't make sense nah...but u know traditions were made by man hence 'd traditions of men' nd this proves it could be faulty atimes cos man isn't perfect so from time to time, there ought to be an upgrading to suit our modern society. Dt's d angle am even coming from- there's something wrong with d woman doing d major part of d first work they 're assigned to seeing dt she's to be a helper...dt's my point, she should help as d man do d cutting, u get me

I'm not so sure qu and traditions were made by men. In my opinion, the two sexes created. I do not see female submission by cutting a cake, nor to do it with the hand of her husband ...
Honestly, if you look at every act of our life with that vision, we would end up going out naked into the street (just to give an example)
And probably would be fun ...
I also wonder if at the time asking her if "she accepts as her husband" ... it is an invented tradition that men ... if so, probably the most appropriate response is: "and what the hell you care?"
Finally, you made ​​me think that marriage itself is probably a tradition invented by men ...
In that case I think it's best not to marry, that way you avoid the problem of cutting the cake and many other traditions that will surely invented by men.
Just a question:
You wear skirt? I think that's also a tradition invented by man ...

cyrexx: @ alexleo

are you listening to yourself,
according to your story, you have unconsciously proven that the devil is smarter than your God
God didnt want man to go hell, satan wants man to go to hell,
in the end more people go to hell than those who goes to heaven
the will of your omnipotent God is not done, but the devil's.


you said God not create hell for man, yet he threatens man that if he does not believe Him, he will go there, how does that sound to you? he didnt create hell for man, yet he uses it to force man to follow Him. dont try to just justify God or you will get killed like Uzzah in the Bible.


incase you dont know, fairytales about God is not limited to christianity, Koran has their own fantastic stories too, so also is Zeus, Sango, Obatala, Krishna, Vishnu, Thor, Odin etc what makes you think your story is more valid than theirs, because you are born into christian family, abi. Wake up and recover from your delusion


its funny how much damage several years of brainwashing can do to someone's reasoning faculty.


without hell threats do you have any other thing to say, if not, hold your peace and let reasonable people talk

Very good answer.
Unfortunately, Christianity is based on the constant threat, in terror, fear, and encourage people to suffer and be shy.
If we add the collection of tithes and enrichment of the shepherds ...
It is a very bad way to choose, so every day Christianity has fewer adherents.

2good: I abandoned religion 16 years ago and I am better off today. Simply put, your god doesn't exist so stop dreaming about some mansions and servants you were promised in the sky.

If you were paying tithing, you were stealing, and now you're better because nobody steals.
But you're better not mean there is no god, it all depends on what god we are talking about.
It is also true, in heaven there is no servants ... look, if you're habalndo the Christian heaven, in that heaven only asexual hacks, there is no fun, and you must bear the Judeo-Christian god playing the harp all time (he plays the harp horribly wrong)