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RomanceRe: This Is The Best Way To Punish Any Woman!! [photo] by Pumpumking: 2:27am On Aug 01, 2021
nijaomegacode:
I write books and co-wrote some textbooks. Why would I rotten my brain with such films?
Wow. Nice. bro so u write blue films becoz your braing is textbook?? bro u dont make sence sir.
Anyways, juss watch blue twice a week and i swaaaar u will be happier smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies. U Find Out Your Man Drink Garri & Sometimes Eat Puff Puff Or Sugarcane.. by Pumpumking(op): 2:24am On Aug 01, 2021
slimman007:
Madam, you are sick upstairs,so what is wrong for a guy to eat sugar cane in front of his man.Well I don't blame you,you are saying this trash from your mouth simply because you are still in your oloshism/hoeing stage(meaning in your 20's).This stage you sleep with different men for money,take alcohol even you might have done series of abortions,don't worry keep deceiving yourself till you clock 40 by then your eye will clear..Ladies like you end up as baby mama las las because no right thinking man will house you as wife because at the end you will become a burden or liability to him..Nonsense
Son, calm down please. I am male. I have a dick. I can show u if u want.
Anyways bro, moiney is not everyting so please bro, stick to eating Sugarcane, Puff puff or Garrrri.
The good news for u is that u still eatin balance diet. Its ok to be poor so please, stay strong my bro undecided
RomanceRe: This Is The Best Way To Punish Any Woman!! [photo] by Pumpumking: 9:19pm On Jul 31, 2021
nijaomegacode:
Op only wants you to have a little self respect. Stop shaming your family because of your love of pvssy. Be responsible! Life is much more than pvssy. Sir!
Huh? Bros life is all about pucccccccy sir. I spend all my salarys on women. U don't like women? Bros I strongly advise u to start liking women or else u will turn gay( real talk)
Bros do u watch blue film? undecided
RomanceRe: This Is The Best Way To Punish Any Woman!! [photo] by Pumpumking: 9:17pm On Jul 31, 2021
HolyTitus:
Record what you just said on your phone, then play it for your listening pleasure
Record ? Bros I don't listin to afrobeat sir. But was wrong wit u people..you don't like pucccccccy? I juss don't under stand undecided
RomanceRe: Why Are Asians So Nice To Black People by Pumpumking: 7:00pm On Jul 31, 2021
Ilamina:
undecided

My asian friends always tell me hi on campus

Why don't they hate black people like other people
ONiLA WHY DO U POST 50 THREAD EVERY WEEK??. PLEASE STOP!! angry
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho Has Been Arrested In Cotonou by Pumpumking: 6:54pm On Jul 31, 2021
Slim4Rehani:
God bless you, I don't know they chose to start
a battle they will eventually run from. I hate being a coward abeg. If you want to fight, fight till the end and if you don't then don't drag yourself in mess like this. He will be treated like a common criminal.
he;llo please can i chop kiss sir? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Hate Fulanis Because Of Buhari And El-Rufai - Kish Adamu by Pumpumking: 6:53pm On Jul 31, 2021
lalasticlala:
https://premiumnewsnigeria.com/2021/07/29/kish-adamu-blames-hatred-for-fulani-on-buhari-el-rufais-actions/
not true..i love fulani chicks...they usually preeety, slim (size 6) and lightskin sir! angry
RomanceRe: How Do Guys Get Intimate With Girls They Don't Truly Love? by Pumpumking: 6:09pm On Jul 31, 2021
Adegbemiro11:
I've always turned down advances from girls. Don't get me wrong, I'm not claiming to be very handsome but I have some qualities that draw girls close to me. I could feel their pain when I reject their infatuation. I'm a kinda person who believes that eyes would get cleared after sexual intercourse, only true feelings keep relationship going, yet I feel I'm not being fair in some cases. And the fear of trying all means to get my full attention (when I do not really mean business) wouldn't want me to do 'chop & clean mouth' thing - so that I won't get choked.

So I throw to the guys who are good at this, how do you enjoy getting intimate with any girls that give you attention?
^^^story
Bros, please i beg: if u dont want to smash, I beg let me smash sir....i will reward u later!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies. U Find Out Your Man Drink Garri & Sometimes Eat Puff Puff Or Sugarcane.. by Pumpumking(op): 6:07pm On Jul 31, 2021
ThreeEyedRaven:
I laugh at you. Bro as long as you do anything with decorum, you're the realest bro. Na weytin make we south south people special be that. Any babe wey no like you drinking garri for public function no deserve you. Like who are you impressing and why the fvck ?
Correction: it is your duty has a man to impress women with nice things including buy them gift.
but if u are gay, then it is yor duty has Gay man not to impress women. Bro, this is the law and every man no this sir!!! angry
RomanceRe: Ladies. U Find Out Your Man Drink Garri & Sometimes Eat Puff Puff Or Sugarcane.. by Pumpumking(op): 6:05pm On Jul 31, 2021
Idiotmod:
I don’t see anything in drinking garri, but wrestling with sugarcane in front of a girl is a turnoff. Because sugarcane will distort your face and you might look like a fool
EXACTLY . well said sir. u sound like a guy who go to Private school. Nice one sir. for some reason. this people think its ok for a guy to eat groudnut in front of half cast or lightskin babe. Wot a shame sir!! angry angry
RomanceRe: Ladies. U Find Out Your Man Drink Garri & Sometimes Eat Puff Puff Or Sugarcane.. by Pumpumking(op): 6:03pm On Jul 31, 2021
benqo01:
Shut up there your comment is meaningless....leave people alone and face your business
Bros, it is ilegal for a man to be broke. A man as no right to be broke. why on earth should a man be eatimg sugar cane, puff puff or worse of all drinling garrry in front of babe. Do u realize if u eat garry in front of white woman, u have not only disgrase Nigeria, u have disgrase the whole africa.
not sure if u ever been to private school but i have a quick questions sir:
when u was in your public primary school sir, was your lunch foood garrry, puff puff and did u eat sugar during lectures sir?
. Juss askin!! undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies. U Find Out Your Man Drink Garri & Sometimes Eat Puff Puff Or Sugarcane.. by Pumpumking(op): 5:16pm On Jul 31, 2021
JaneYave:
The best you can be in life is to BE YOURSELF.
huh? be yor sef and eat sugar cane in front of half cast babe or lightskin chick? bro, do u wear glasses? juss askin? angry
RomanceRe: Ladies. U Find Out Your Man Drink Garri & Sometimes Eat Puff Puff Or Sugarcane.. by Pumpumking(op): 5:12pm On Jul 31, 2021
ThreeEyedRaven:
Are there any hazardous health implications with the above listed foods? Or what's your point exactly? What's wring with drinking garri and eating puff puff ? Is there no puff puff in small chops? What are you driving at exactly?
correction: only broke guys drink Garry, puff puff or worse of all, eat sugar cane in public..especially at a nigerian party.
anyways, ok sir i dont mean to sound mean but how long u been eating puff puff or garry sir and sir, how do u expect to eat sugar cane in front of babe and then when she reject or even worse, spit at u...u then quick to call them Gold digger sir? Please advice? angry
RomanceRe: Smelling Nice by Pumpumking: 3:16pm On Jul 31, 2021
Home94:
Why not be serious
huh?
bros u dont like body spray? I swaaaar i always use body spray. I prefer using body spray than using pefume sir. (real talk) undecided
RomanceLadies. U Find Out Your Man Drink Garri & Sometimes Eat Puff Puff Or Sugarcane.. by Pumpumking(op): 3:12pm On Jul 31, 2021
95% of guys in that Lagos drink Garri and reggularly eat puff puff acordin to opinion poll result from last week. this is normaly during lunch when the Sun is dyamm hot.... (acordin to officail report).

..andby the way, althou I normaly eat in expensve ressturant (with british style cutlery set) becoz i live in expensive area, money is not everything

Anyways ladies, u mistakenly find out a guy toasing u eat puff puff or drink Garrri or worst of all, eat sugar cane.... Ladies, please can u imagine yor sef dating them kind?? (Mature answer please) angry
RomanceRe: Guys, Can U Possibly Kiss Your Wife/ Girlfriend At 5am? by Pumpumking(op): 2:59pm On Jul 31, 2021
wumi2017:
Lol,, grin u don break d heart of Bksoul ahbi?

So na me be ur next Target grin grin..Mba o
4real, u ma next tartget. U lightskin, fine, looklke half cast and then u looklike sweet wine plus fanta, lucozade, tom tom, brandy mix with whisky,

serrrriously..U looklike Beyansi cheesy

..BKSoul looooklike TENI (that fat afrobeat babe) angry
RomanceRe: Guys, Can U Possibly Kiss Your Wife/ Girlfriend At 5am? by Pumpumking(op): 2:18pm On Jul 31, 2021
wumi2017:
Lol grin grin grin grin No be juju be that?? grin grin
dyamm..sweery you fine mennnn....will love u to be my new main babe (real talk).
. u looklike half cast mennnn, unlike one nairaland babe call BKsoul!!
Wumi2017, infact, u welcome to sit on my face any day...kaiii! cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: This Is The Best Way To Punish Any Woman!! [photo] by Pumpumking: 2:08pm On Jul 31, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
Rephrase: Arrogant Illiterate. undecided
bros please go n watch blue film. watch swedish erotica britainia PArt 1 - Part 19..

u sound fustrated, lonely and flaglabasted. smiley
RomanceRe: Smelling Nice by Pumpumking: 12:59pm On Jul 31, 2021
Home94:
Good day my fellow nairaland
I need a suggestion of good, strong cheaper deodorant and antiperspirant I can for my daily workout
Am checking between dove,Nivea,sure Karis etc
Recommend any good and long lasting one for me including their price
My work involved working for hours, interaction and meeting people
Thanks
Bros. The best body odour spray is call florex cabino.
It drive away flies & insect but help u attract plenty women in any gym ..even half cast chicks
U can gerrrrit in any chemist sir (truss me) wink
RomanceRe: This Is The Best Way To Punish Any Woman!! [photo] by Pumpumking: 12:55pm On Jul 31, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
You are also an illiterate.
Thank u. If u need moiney let me no. Enjoy! smiley
RomanceRe: This Is The Best Way To Punish Any Woman!! [photo] by Pumpumking: 12:35pm On Jul 31, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
You are a simp. Thats why!
simp who? wot is simp sir?
listen Bros, u either like women or u dont. me, I love pucccccy sir.
I have notin agaisnt u sir and its your 100$% human right to love men. bein gay s a choiced sir. Enjoy it! undecided
RomanceRe: Guys, Can U Possibly Kiss Your Wife/ Girlfriend At 5am? by Pumpumking(op): 12:32pm On Jul 31, 2021
wumi2017:
Of course now,,when d love is genuine
kaiiii....sweery even if u dont brush yor teeth for 3 year, i will gladly close my eyes and chop lips

i bet u aint nigerian & u looooklike half cast! cheesy (mwuaaaaaaaaaaaah)
RomanceRe: This Is The Best Way To Punish Any Woman!! [photo] by Pumpumking: 12:29pm On Jul 31, 2021
Spider20:
Nigerian ladies are useless all of them..............
Spider20 fore president!!. (real talk) angry
RomanceRe: This Is The Best Way To Punish Any Woman!! [photo] by Pumpumking: 12:27pm On Jul 31, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
You are utterly disgusting.
huh? how sir? did i do any wrong? i dont under stand. u dont like chicks? undecided
RomanceRe: This Is The Best Way To Punish Any Woman!! [photo] by Pumpumking: 12:01pm On Jul 31, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
DO NOT GIVE HER THAT ATTENTION!!!

Women crave attention like todlers crave sweets. The more you give it to them the more they use you to step up their games.
80% of women at the top all have multiple men holding her ladder while she climbed. How did she get those men in the first placehuh By getting their ATTENTION!!

The reason any girl is able to manipulate any man to her will is because she noticed his unrelenting attention towards her. ATTENTION is the foundation of a woman's movement around any man!

If all men can work together and quench that thirst, we would literally watch great women collapse to the ground with a very loud thud!
If men stop liking the photos of women on social media we would be suprised at how many followers Nicky Minaj actually has undecided

Women completely thrive on men, no woman can be a self made woman as long as its still the same process they follow, don't let them lie to you!!
ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!
#QuenchTheThirst

TRP IS GOLDEN!!
Huh??... If shudunt giv them attention then why should they giv us pucccccccy..si
Bro wot rubbish u talking sir?
angry
RomanceRe: This Is The Best Way To Punish Any Woman!! [photo] by Pumpumking: 11:57am On Jul 31, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
DO NOT GIVE HER THAT ATTENTION!!!

Women crave attention like todlers crave sweets. The more you give it to them the more they use you to step up their games.
80% of women at the top all have multiple men holding her ladder while she climbed. How did she get those men in the first placehuh By getting their ATTENTION!!

The reason any girl is able to manipulate any man to her will is because she noticed his unrelenting attention towards her. ATTENTION is the foundation of a woman's movement around any man!

If all men can work together and quench that thirst, we would literally watch great women collapse to the ground with a very loud thud!
If men stop liking the photos of women on social media we would be suprised at how many followers Nicky Minaj actually has undecided

Women completely thrive on men, no woman can be a self made woman as long as its still the same process they follow, don't let them lie to you!!
ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!
#QuenchTheThirst

TRP IS GOLDEN!!
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 11:37am On Jul 31, 2021
Silentgroper:
Abeg wetin dz one dey talk. Even vulcanizer get babe.
Babe? So how long u been vulcanising sir? U call orange sellers & plantain sellers babe? Ok bein a vulcaiser I have a question for u..can u ever ever ever imagine your sef dating halj cast chick? U no it's a dream that can NEVER come thru(no ofeensecee) angry
RomanceRe: A Chinese Man Is Looking For A Nigerian Girl To Make Friends With by Pumpumking: 10:23am On Jul 31, 2021
HWniubi:
Hello everyone, I am a man from China, looking for a kind Nigerian girl to make friends with!
First introduce myself, you can call me Brown, 23 years old, love playing basketball, travel, songs, reading, movies. If you have the same hobby girls, please add me
We can be foreign friends, waiting for your contact
Bros we will gladly give u AutoChick4U for free sir. She need a man angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 10:18am On Jul 31, 2021
AutoChick4U:
troll
^^^^i tink her boy friend is a Uber.(sadly)
.Anyways, I guess u people r not use to dating millionares (shake my head) undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 7:11pm On Jul 30, 2021
arthurwillia:
Lol no need to refund
Thank you im struggling
It’s not me that will struggle first and not me that will struggle last but what I will not do is broke shame others and claim what I’m not

Show your self and send me the transport money if not let’s all rest
Bro..are u sayin u don't have trandsport moiney to meet me at Victoria Island??...can't u get okada? Bro are u sufarin? Anyways u just made your biggest loss this evening. I was going to suprise u & dash u 200k just like that. No wonder u sopot Uber driver
My friends are meetin up and I intend to spend 2m tonight..drinks and food. YOR LOSS Sir!! angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 7:07pm On Jul 30, 2021
AutoChick4U:
There's nothing wrong in being a driver Mr man.
Say wot??

Sweery I m so ashamed of u Mrs madam. This is a disgrase
. Are u from Zimbabwe? So u telling me that if Uber drive toast & ask for your nomba...u will give him?? (((((((SHOCKIN NEWS)))))....and then I complain u can't find man on nairaland...chaiii(shaking my head twice)) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 5:26pm On Jul 30, 2021
CallMeGrace:
Lol.. I won't spit on him rather would I slap him, he is jus trying to shot his shoot abi, if he is my kinda man, I will voluntary give him my no, if he is not. We all do have freedom of expression..
^^^story undecided

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