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RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 5:25pm On Jul 30, 2021
CallMeGrace:
Lol.. I won't spit on him rather would I slap him, he is jus trying to shot his shoot abi, if he is my kinda man, I will voluntary give him my no, if he is not. We all do have freedom of expression..
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 5:04pm On Jul 30, 2021
CallMeGrace:
A lot of Uber drivers are making it out there, I have a family friend who is doing perfectly well, married, living in ajah, bought his wife a new car... Why not? They are making it, you wouldn't know.
Question is although I drive a 2019 range rover with expensive alloy wills and surround speakers..and although I live in expensive area with rich neighbor s
.who own bently...money is not everything.
If a Uber drive pulllllup to u & ask for your number.....wunt u first spit on him and then slap his face back to the cave he come from?? How dare him toast u...and u ain't even half cast. angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 4:41pm On Jul 30, 2021
arthurwillia:
Lol no need for him to be there Oga, by 9:45pm just show us a pic of you there balling
E no Hard
Huh? No need for him to be there? U guys struggling for transport moiney? Wow...being broke is a son...4real.
Anyways bro don't. Worry. I will refund your transport moiney angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 4:38pm On Jul 30, 2021
Rickmann:
You don't get it bro...most bankers, white collar guys you see wearing suit are broke.. If you are an Uber driver all you need do is have a good command of spoken English, a good dress sense and make sure your car is always neat..trust me, When one girl snubs you , others will come after you so long you have the money to spend cos in the end, it still bores down to your money. So my brother, there is absolutely nothing wrong in been an Uber driver...if you want to be successful and relevant in this country , you must swallow your pride. Don't allow the social media influence you with rubbish and fake lifestyles that don't even exit. Thanks.
Uber? Wot the hell,? Can u toast a halfcast babe an tell her I doing Uber??
Bro truss me..she will slap your face with anger...and then re-slap your face again wit double back hand!! angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 4:32pm On Jul 30, 2021
Sadiqali24:
sir, I know for sure rich personalities don't broadcast their richness. Albeit, to a faceless forum.
Bro I don't brag. If u want to see me today, this evening around 9pm, come to Club DNA, 76 Adetokunbo Ademola, Victoria Island, Lagos. And then show up at the V.I.P at 9.45pm (real talk) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 4:19pm On Jul 30, 2021
Sadiqali24:
are you an uber driver?
Bro I drive a 2019 range rover and for the record, I have a driver
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 4:18pm On Jul 30, 2021
190theclown:

What a dumb and ignorant question

Aint that a job whats wrong with dating one?
Job?? How? So u enjoy carrying portmamto for women up an down until they send u to go am buy cigarettes..abi? Are u kidding me? Who work has Uber driver in 2021..sad! (smh) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 4:09pm On Jul 30, 2021
Doja2000:
don't worry,when women chop all your money and leave u. Na there u go understand why girls dey wear pant and why boys dey wear boxer.
Bro, it is a woman job to spend man's money & makes me feel even better when I pay for there flight ticket...sadly ..guys who call women gold digger r usually the broke azz niggggers .the good news is I have miiney (fact) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 12:27pm On Jul 30, 2021
Doja2000:
Lol. Na fake talk u dey do before??
and bro.. if u a babe, then u will under stand. I carter for only women. Any man then help another man is gay!!(real talk) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 12:26pm On Jul 30, 2021
Nezzjnr:
Uber drivers are low key millionaires ooo

They're more wealthy than most of their customers
huh?? Milionaire or monoploly milionnaire? Bro so u expect Uber driver to take a babe to resturant and then when it comes to paying for the babe..he will bring out 20,000 naira in coins...abi? is that your idea of wot millionaire is? What on earth is wrong with u people sir.. Serrrriously, if u are struggling with ordnary babe...how on earth can u toast half cast chicks?? I GIVE UP TRYING TO HELP U PEOPLE SIR!!! undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 12:23pm On Jul 30, 2021
Rickmann:
That's the problem with young folks in Nigeria today 'pride'...whats wrong with an Uber driver? Ladies think say na by wearing starched shirt and suit.
Really, so you expect to pull a babe by telling her U a proud Uba driver ...abi?? Bro do u no she can slap your face just for ever daring toasting her? If you can afford suit sir then why on earth are u talking to women for? Are u telling me u meet a babe and tell her u a Uba driver? Bro, she will slap your face so had your eye ball will change to contact lensing!! (no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 11:02am On Jul 30, 2021
chatinent:
No.
Bro, I can easily help u, truss me. The problem is that u not a babe & if I help u, people will tink am gay. And I can't risky reputation has a ladys man. It's too risky!! (Real talk) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 10:23am On Jul 30, 2021
chatinent:
I am not your bro if you have money and can't elevate me your bro. You are a secondhand big man bi that.
Yes I have money. Why will I elevate u. Are u a babe sir?? angry
RomanceRe: How Do Guys Cope Without Sex Or Girlfriend For A Long Spell by Pumpumking: 10:21am On Jul 30, 2021
Kuriosmynd:
A woman can get sex quite easily than guys, especially for guys who don't like prostitutes.
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And to be frank with myself, I realise I have lost motivation to pursue my interests while also fixated on my long spell without sex.
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I feel it's not normal, and it has impacted on my self image, even though I'm quite smart, outspoken and good looking in my early 30s.
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I don't like prostitutes or masturbation, and the time and energy it takes to bed a woman from the street put me off, cos of the pretence and all. I'm of the opinion that if I like a woman and she can't give me sex, then there's no need tagging along for relationship cos from my experience, I usually lose in that hard to fvck game.
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The question is, can this lack of sex or relationship be the cause for my low zeal and lack energy in many areas of my life?
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But I know I need sex from someone who will also reciprocate the emotions.
Laying with Prostitutes is sort of disgusting and doesn't align with my personal value at all. Just confused. I will appreciate honest comments.
..there is a reason why a word call . SELF SERVICE is invented sir....we call it * do it yourself *(DIY)
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 10:17am On Jul 30, 2021
chatinent:
Just leave the Uber talk and talk about yourself, uncle. Me, I am a poor tomato seller in the busy Lagos traffick trying to make two far ends from Ogun and Enugu meet. The only thing I drive is drive people crazy.
Bro if u a babe..will u date Uber driver?... Serrrrriosly? undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 10:16am On Jul 30, 2021
dan9ice:
So Ulber drives no be human being abi?
Wahala plenty for here oo
...Huh? Which kind human beien?
Wots the difference between Uber driver and taxi driver? bro Can/ will u date taxi driver? (No offense) angry
EducationRe: Hilarious Final Year Sign Out: Check Photos by Pumpumking: 9:35am On Jul 30, 2021
LisaAnne:
We need actual change in this country, all the jokes aside
Hello please can I kiss u sir? grin
PoliticsRe: 2023: Kalu Urges INEC To Conduct All Polls In One Day by Pumpumking: 9:33am On Jul 30, 2021
divinehand2003:
https://thenationonlineng.net/2023-kalu-urges-inec-to-conduct-all-polls-in-one-day/

Huh?? This terrorist midget puuunk KANU is still talking from prison? Can't they just shoot him by firing squad so he don't encourage terrorist from tryin to divide our Nigeria...eddiot man!! angry
RomanceLadies, Can You Date A Uber Driver? by Pumpumking(op): 9:28am On Jul 30, 2021
Seriously?? Anyways although I drive a 2019 range rover with Stiterio alloys weels & I leave in expensive area & I eat expensive foods & I were nice design er cloth.. money ain't everything (real talk).
So ladies, would u date a Uber driver/ taxi driver... especially when he have the ordersity to toast you? ..Please be honest undecided
RomanceRe: Can Anyone Kindly Recommend A Desend Strip Club In Lagos To Meet Desend Women by Pumpumking(op): 1:57am On Jul 30, 2021
I think am in love with a strippers smiley
RomanceRe: Guys, Can U Possibly Kiss Your Wife/ Girlfriend At 5am? by Pumpumking(op): 12:55am On Jul 30, 2021
RoyalBoutique:
Which kain girlfriend you get that doesn't brush or bath before going to bed?
She is fine actually. She is half cast sir cheesy
RomanceRe: Can Anyone Kindly Recommend A Desend Strip Club In Lagos To Meet Desend Women by Pumpumking(op):
Gunboysavage:
Ahhhhhh Bros!!!!! Cardi .. You sha want to kill yourself shaaa! grin grin I'm not disputing the fact that CardiB isn't a wife material oo ...But Dammnnnnn grin grin She is not decent oo
Bros
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RomanceRe: Can Anyone Kindly Recommend A Desend Strip Club In Lagos To Meet Desend Women by Pumpumking(op): 4:47pm On Jul 29, 2021
MISSCONGENIALITY:
weldone.
So can u strip dance ma? cheesy
RomanceRe: Can Anyone Kindly Recommend A Desend Strip Club In Lagos To Meet Desend Women by Pumpumking(op): 4:26pm On Jul 29, 2021
Gunboysavage:
Descent women in a strip club cheesy grin .
My Niggi my Nigga! You're high!!
Bros..gooogle Cardi B...she a stripper's and a wifey material and guess wot...she rich!!angry
RomanceRe: Can Anyone Kindly Recommend A Desend Strip Club In Lagos To Meet Desend Women by Pumpumking(op): 4:23pm On Jul 29, 2021
MISSCONGENIALITY:
you are too hash man. Be calming down. I'm not rich I know. I'm not even a middle class.
I'm nobody today doesn't mean I won't be somebody tomorrow.
My happiness bus that you don't pay my bills.
If you read my last sentence, you won't come here to tell me how poor I am.
Have a great day Mr. Richman
True u are write. .althou am rich & I travel to London up & down.., Sweery I apologize. Am a lover not a fighter. Please forgive me. You sound like a wifey material who can twerk. Anyways I can settle for u if u no how to strip dance.
Kaiiiii...Can u strip dance? cheesy
RomanceRe: Can Anyone Kindly Recommend A Desend Strip Club In Lagos To Meet Desend Women by Pumpumking(op): 3:13pm On Jul 29, 2021
EmmySparky:
Lol my guy which type of weed u take...after u see decent babe for club come make we go find Snow for maiduguri...
Bro am looking for a wifey like Cardi B...so that when she twerk, I will never cheat on her. Can u recomend descend strip club in Lagos sir? wink
RomanceRe: Can Anyone Kindly Recommend A Desend Strip Club In Lagos To Meet Desend Women by Pumpumking(op): 3:12pm On Jul 29, 2021
MISSCONGENIALITY:
Nothing wey salt no go see for inside pot.
You mean you want to go looking for a decent girl in a strip club?
What's happened to the semi decent girls on the streets.
Anyway, you might be lucky to meet those girls that went to to look for decent guys too.

Correction...didn't they find Cardi B in a strip club ..and guess wot?.... She 10000,0000,00000,00 richer than u (no offense) angry
RomanceGuys, Can U Possibly Kiss Your Wife/ Girlfriend At 5am? by Pumpumking(op): 1:37am On Jul 29, 2021


..juss to prove your love....guys can u honestly kiss your woman (mouth to mouth), first thing in the morning..let's say around 6am? Or 5am?

...and mind u, she fine but never brush her mouth ooooo.

My babe juss say I waz rude coz I ran away.

Please advise!! angry
PoliticsRe: UK Parliament Warns: Nigeria Under Buhari Is At Mercy Of Bandits, Terrorists by Pumpumking: 9:15pm On Jul 28, 2021
Chikarata2020:
All this talk without action is of no use, Britain should just disintegrate this shit they created so that every tribe will fight for their own destiny
Buhari is 1000 time better that Jonatan Good luck sir!!! ((((fact))))
Christianity EtcRe: Bribe My Angels, If You Want My Grace To Work For You- Pastor To Members (Video) by Pumpumking: 3:24pm On Jul 28, 2021
chrysan:
And who is that one in red that keeps saying "my god " which God? angry
sweet hat gimmme yor nomba. I drive bmw and i have moiney smiley
CrimeRe: Imo Police Arrest Six Bandits, Rescue Victim by Pumpumking: 3:12pm On Jul 28, 2021
Prettypearl021:
They didn't tell us the states of the remaining two persons.
Anyway, this one no be news...
sweet hat i apologice. am a lover not a fighter.
I have moiney. gimme your number? wink
RomanceRe: How Do I Reduce My Breast The Non Surgical Way by Pumpumking: 2:53pm On Jul 28, 2021
siofra:
Please my breast is too big, it's causing be back pain, how do I reduce it the non surgical way?
kaiiiiiii... sweeery i can help. I have 7 year expinrence has a medical doctor and i work in a hospitul sir!!!!!!!!!! cheesy

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