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RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Buys Hair With Money Given To Her By Boyfriend To Start A Business by Pumpumking: 9:48pm On Aug 05, 2021
Kenneth10110:
I actually taught the cousin was a male bro keep simping that's if you not even a lady.
PumPum KING
Sir, the word *King* is a female from where i come from??....Sir, I givvvvvvvvup!!!! (SMH) undecided
PoliticsRe: FFK's Ex- Wife, Precious Chikwendu Arrested by Pumpumking: 7:53pm On Aug 05, 2021
BKsoul:
who says precious wants the child to be with herhuh? Precious is fighting for visiting rights and not full custody...
mr cork say u will sort me out if I ask for your nomba...he say u may gimmmme sum. .. "yes I want sum"
Please please please.. can I get yor nomba again?
cheesy
RomanceRe: She Just Broke Up With Me by Pumpumking: 7:49pm On Aug 05, 2021
EFULEFU1:
embarassed

I have been very sad today

My girlfriend called me in the morning to ask me what gift I will her on her birthday next week. Then I said I will give her a kiss

And because of this she has broken up with me because of this embarassed

Where did I go wrong?
^^^^story
bro please if u don't want to smash..let me smash I beg!! (no ofeense) angry
RomanceRe: She Just Broke Up With Me by Pumpumking: 7:48pm On Aug 05, 2021
EFULEFU1:
embarassed

I have been very sad today

My girlfriend called me in the morning to ask me what gift I will her on her birthday next week. Then I said I will give her a kiss

And because of this she has broken up with me because of this embarassed

Where did I go wrong?
angry
RomanceRe: I Cant Believe My Eyes Take A Look At This (photo) by Pumpumking: 7:44pm On Aug 05, 2021
Wizzy13:
when you thing you have seen it all
then boom you see this

please tell me is she a human or gorrila
Bro am only tryna help u coz u not that ugly...at least u look ok (no ofeense) angry
RomanceRe: I Cant Believe My Eyes Take A Look At This (photo) by Pumpumking: 7:41pm On Aug 05, 2021
lprintMONEY:
Mrcork is this you?
SSsssssssshhh...bro keep it secret!! wink
RomanceRe: Can Anyone Kindly Recommend A Desend Strip Club In Lagos To Meet Desend Women by Pumpumking(op): 5:25pm On Aug 05, 2021
...hey. as anyone heard of a joint in Lagos called Mama Calabar strip club ....juss heard it as all the wifey material packages I been lookin for.
Please is this true? cheesy
RomanceRe: Can Anyone Kindly Recommend A Desend Strip Club In Lagos To Meet Desend Women by Pumpumking(op): 5:22pm On Aug 05, 2021
hey
as addanyone heard of a strip club in Lagos call Mama Calabar strip club....juss heard it has all the package am loookin for! cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Honestly Date A Guy Who eat Chicken With His Bare Hand? by Pumpumking(op): 5:18pm On Aug 05, 2021
jimmychang:
In FELA's voice I no be gentleman at all ooh
That's y u single sir!! undecided
RomanceRe: I Gets Hard Whenever My Girlfriend Hugs Me For Sometime by Pumpumking: 3:14pm On Aug 05, 2021
BonPatrick:
Whenever I hug my girlfriend though we never have sex I always get hard I immediately pretend to sit down to allow it to go down and for her not to see it. Is it normal?
Really. How?
Brother can I hug her? cheesy
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Buys Hair With Money Given To Her By Boyfriend To Start A Business by Pumpumking: 3:02pm On Aug 05, 2021
Vision4God:
Quite interesting
You just exposed your thought level

Please let your comments always be aimed at making impact.

There's this popular quote that says
"pay now & play later"
Eating what is meant for investment isnt a wise decision. Think!!!! Think!!!!
Brother please if u don't have moiney to chase women, live it for us big boys to chase women.
Go & find job or sell petrol sir. STOP NAGGING!! (no ooofense) angry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can A 18 Year Old Really Achieve This? by Pumpumking: 2:04pm On Aug 05, 2021
Aharpride1:
He said Nigeria, people who act porn in this country ain't paid much! Just money to eat
Says who? Do u no how much they pay me 2 years ago? Bro I yansh loads of fine women. The only problem is u get more paid if u go in raw. I couldn't risk it so I use rubber.. I strongly advise him to go n do blue movie sir. At lease he will get women wink
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Can A 18 Year Old Really Achieve This? by Pumpumking: 1:50pm On Aug 05, 2021
Emmadoc:
Now, I have come across some articles especially some of our celebrities, saying they bought their first car at 18.

While some claimed they earned their first million at 18.

My question is, is it really possible for an average Nigerian to achieve this at the age of 18 or 20? Someone starting from scratch.

I need honest replies.
bro. they pay blue film actors seriious moiney. Let me no if u intarested sir!! wink
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Buys Hair With Money Given To Her By Boyfriend To Start A Business by Pumpumking: 1:48pm On Aug 05, 2021
Odoogu:
Bro... cheesycheesycheesy you funny die...
It's either you old memeber and new moniker or something in between.
You see I done see small for nl and characters like yours are just so easy to read.

Gave your girlfriend cousin 150k cheesy ... You wey never chop.

You no fit run that kind parole with Obi sef before him add The Cubana.
Abeg park well. tongue
Bro if u tink am joking, come to Island tomorrow and I will give u 10k cash...juss like that.
Bro i roll like a baller..big time
u dont belif, try me!!! angry
RomanceRe: To Get An International Passport From Another Country by Pumpumking: 1:46pm On Aug 05, 2021
Prinxzona10:
Firstly,your written English wasn't coherent at all,secondly who sells fake international passport or does people do sell fake international passport?(because this is my first time to hear about selling an international passport or is like you don't even know what an international passport is and if yeap,then stop disgracing yourself here please)Thirdly,stop saying something you knows nothing about even when you think that you're on a faceless forum,remember that it wouldn't give you an edge to start embarrassing yourself anyhow,thinking that everything is a joke or that everybody is on your level or standard here and lastly,I wouldn't stoop too low to give you any response further because your reasoning is beyond the reasoning of any responsible and morally upright being....have a nice day...gracias::::
ok. so u are angry I expose u for try to sell international passsport on nairaland ..abi? and then u get more vex becuz I ask if u related to hush puppy?
Bro, cant u people ever make nigeria proud? muss everyting always be about frauding someone? bro do u no that if they catch u selling interantional passport, they will jail u for minimum 10 years & by the time u get release, u will come out with a boyfriend. Be care full . Shame on u sir.
undecided
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Buys Hair With Money Given To Her By Boyfriend To Start A Business by Pumpumking: 12:44pm On Aug 05, 2021
Odoogu:
So because him talk him mind, he is supposed to be broke?
We know people like you... Las Las na redpill you go still choke oncheesy
Brother the rule is simple. if u cant aford woman, stay single or toast men. loads of mens outthere lookin for boy friend
I gave my girl friends cousin 150k juss two weeks ago and I dint even yansh her nor do i have any yanshin intention.
I simply gave her the money because her future plan is to be a lawyer and everytime she cathes me with other base, she kept her mouth quite.
I called her one day & ask for her account number, telling her I want her to help me buy some things for a friends birthday. ..and then she called me back and said *what do u want me to buy with the 150k*. I said, its yours. She freak out. she ask why. I simply said: you a loyal friend.
SON, WATCH N LEARN: THATS HOW BIG BOYS ROLL!!!!! (Peace) angry
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Buys Hair With Money Given To Her By Boyfriend To Start A Business by Pumpumking: 12:17pm On Aug 05, 2021
Vision4God:
The man should be ready to undergo a lifelong course named "obsession management" when he eventually marries her.
^^^^This is how u identify the broke guys....They call women gold digger when they cant aford them.
Bro please loook for job (no oofense) undecided
RomanceRe: I Cant Believe My Eyes Take A Look At This (photo) by Pumpumking: 12:13pm On Aug 05, 2021
Wizzy13:
if i catch you
calm down bro. I dont meannnto sound rude but are u sayin u not ugly? (no oofense) undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Honestly Date A Guy Who eat Chicken With His Bare Hand? by Pumpumking(op): 12:04pm On Aug 05, 2021
Paswill:
Hehe! This your obsession with Wumi sef!

Listen bro, when you're so concerned with what people think or say about you, it points to low self esteem, hence my call for emancipation; if we're to tow your line of thought or argument, you'll see there's a flaw in your postulations.

There's what we call 'Dining Etiquettes' - and it suggests using cutleries (knive and fork as the case might be) on meals without bones eg steak, salad, celeries etc.

Person wey use fork and knive dey chop chicken wey get bone beneath the meat is either suffering from low self esteem or something more. But by all means, feel free to do you all times.
Correction:
Bro i am not obseses with Wumi2017. I juss use her has example simply becoz she the finest lady on Nairaland and shes lightskin
she fine as hell sir!! angry
RomanceRe: I Cant Believe My Eyes Take A Look At This (photo) by Pumpumking: 11:52am On Aug 05, 2021
Wizzy13:
when you thing you have seen it all
then boom you see this

please tell me is she a human or gorrila
bro the shadow looooklike u (no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: *Deleted* by Pumpumking: 11:35am On Aug 05, 2021
Perfectman91:
Hello everyone I'm in Lagos, I'm urgently in need of a certain amount and I believe the quickest way may be to exchange my blood for some money like I've heard some people say. Who knows an hospital in Lagos where I can do this today please?

No one should go about insulting me as you do not know what I am passing through. Thank you all
I no one guy that drink blood. How much sir? cheesy
RomanceRe: To Get An International Passport From Another Country by Pumpumking: 11:04am On Aug 05, 2021
Prinxzona10:
Please sir,everything don't have to be a joke and I don't see the reason why you should dabble into something you knows nothing about...So,I gat to tarnish my image or my reputations just because of a mere $1500 to $2000.Well,you need to grow up and start having some positive mindset and thought because it will help you and also helps you to be able to achieve a lot in life. Besides,my posts was only meant for serious and honest"travellers".......gracias:::::
Huh?..did I say somtin wrong sir?
U want to sell fake international passport on nairaland (read yor last post) & I ask if u related to hush puppy. Is that not a simple yes or know questions sir? (No ofeense) angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Honestly Date A Guy Who eat Chicken With His Bare Hand? by Pumpumking(op): 10:59am On Aug 05, 2021
Paswill:
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery.
Mental slavery how sir?..then why do u were cloths. Who's stopping u from running around naaaaaaked. Can u toast a babe like wumi2017? Is she on your level? U want to take her to Fufu restaurant & use your hand to chew bone & them drink straight from bottle without glass?? I GIVE UP MENN!! angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Honestly Date A Guy Who eat Chicken With His Bare Hand? by Pumpumking(op): 10:55am On Aug 05, 2021
dairykidd:
Local idiot.. are u better than these people. Idiots like u always form what they can never be in life.
angry
RomanceRe: Video Of Ghanaian Female Soldier Ch£w!ng Her Boyfriend Hits Social Media by Pumpumking: 8:21am On Aug 05, 2021
Winniefred1987:
Another ‘atopa’ video is currently going viral on social media, showing a Ghanaian female military person enjoying herself while the man is busy serving her from behind.

n the video trending, the female soldier receiving a ‘ bullet’ from the back and seems to enjoy every bit of the process whiles her uniform was lying down on the bed.

From what we are told, the video which lasted a duration of one-minute eleven seconds was recorded by her boyfriend during one of their l0ve-making and promised to delete it after the action.

It went on to say that the boyfriend claimed he forgot to delete it from his phone resulting in the video le@k!ng.

SOURCE: TOKTOK9JA
VIDEO HERE: https://toktok9ja.com/at0pa-video-of-ghanaian-female-soldier-chwng-her-boyfriend-hits-social-media/
Kaiii..Is she sucking his breast? grin
CareerRe: Manager By Day, Sugar Baby At Night: A Week In The Life by Pumpumking: 8:09am On Aug 05, 2021
MissEfe:
Most of you here are worst, even the guys are not left out....
But see as una Don crucify this gal bcus she talk her own come outside...
Hypocrites everywhere....
Comot dirty from your eye before you see another person own oh....
Run ur own race and don't judge anyone...
Hello I a medikal doctor & am lookin for an receptionist in my hospital who is educately bright & can help me attract customers. Please can u quickly send me your CV & a clear picture of yr sef wereing thong or mini Sket so I can see if our nurses uniform will fit u please. Today is the last day for the job application so please horry. And please was your phone number again? smiley
RomanceRe: Finally Arewa Queen Is Unveiled On Nairaland by Pumpumking: 8:02am On Aug 05, 2021
HafsaUmar:
Hello guys,

My name is Hafsa, but y'all can call me hafsyy, I've been a ghost reader of this great forum for a while and I just decided to open an account recently.

I was born and bred in Kaduna state, I'm a Hausa girl, I've read a lot of stories about relationships here on romanceland and they're all awesome.

Currently, seeking for Nursing admission in ABU Zaria.

I'm a logo designer, the whole story around learning logo design and all is very funny, I got to learn it from my Ex Yoruba boyfriend who served at a school near my house.

looking forward to make friends and share knowledge with you guys here.

deuces.


modified.

P. S I'll never beg anybody for cash here, I'm just here to have fun and run my logo design business.
Are u lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Finally Arewa Queen Is Unveiled On Nairaland by Pumpumking: 8:01am On Aug 05, 2021
HafsaUmar:
Hello guys,

My name is Hafsa, but y'all can call me hafsyy, I've been a ghost reader of this great forum for a while and I just decided to open an account recently.

I was born and bred in Kaduna state, I'm a Hausa girl, I've read a lot of stories about relationships here on romanceland and they're all awesome.

Currently, seeking for Nursing admission in ABU Zaria.

I'm a logo designer, the whole story around learning logo design and all is very funny, I got to learn it from my Ex Yoruba boyfriend who served at a school near my house.

looking forward to make friends and share knowledge with you guys here.

deuces.


modified.

P. S I'll never beg anybody for cash here, I'm just here to have fun and run my logo design business.
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Honestly Date A Guy Who eat Chicken With His Bare Hand? by Pumpumking(op): 7:27am On Aug 05, 2021
Pweetiedude:
Chicken wey I use my hard earned money. Women and clout chasing, I'm not surprise though.
My brother..If I take u to a restaurant in Italy, will u order pizssa or Fufu? (Juss askin) angry

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