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RomanceRe: But Why Is It Difficult To Find Beautiful Woman On Nairaland? by Pumpumking(op): 12:47pm On Dec 16, 2021
Hintona:
I'm wearing military fatigues sir.
^^^^^this one is borrrrrrin...i beggggggy!!! angry
RomanceRe: But Why Is It Difficult To Find Beautiful Woman On Nairaland? by Pumpumking(op): 12:47pm On Dec 16, 2021
Hintona:
I'm wearing military fatigues sir.
angry
RomanceRe: But Why Is It Difficult To Find Beautiful Woman On Nairaland? by Pumpumking(op): 12:29pm On Dec 16, 2021
Hintona:
These people are gossiping you cheesy
anyways backto the serrious topic..describe yor sef & wot u wearrrin? smiley
RomanceRe: But Why Is It Difficult To Find Beautiful Woman On Nairaland? by Pumpumking(op): 12:25pm On Dec 16, 2021
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Bcoz NL is filled with jobless agberos.

The owner of this site put jazz in it.

I am seriously looking for a way out. I want to stop visiting and commenting here.
niggggga...nairaland has over 10milllion register women here.(single & ready to mingle)......nobody need yor rasssazzzz unemploy sef hear so please please please.....dont let the dooor hit u yor head on yor way out sir!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: But Why Is It Difficult To Find Beautiful Woman On Nairaland? by Pumpumking(op): 12:23pm On Dec 16, 2021
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Bcoz NL is filled with jobless agberos.

The owner of this site put jazz in it.

I am seriously looking for a way out. I want to stop visiting and commenting here.
angry
RomanceRe: If Homosexuality Is Normal or natural by Pumpumking: 12:22pm On Dec 16, 2021
elated177:
The homos will likely run away from commenting on this thread. This is reality that they can't deal with.
Bro dont scare MufasaLion away oooo....we have warn him away wearin high heel grin
RomanceRe: If Homosexuality Is Normal or natural by Pumpumking: 12:21pm On Dec 16, 2021
Jeon:
I don't want londoner bois grin
^^^this one dont hav taste! angry
TV/MoviesRe: Korean Movies Chatroom by Pumpumking: 11:16am On Dec 16, 2021
Jeon:
Go meet siofra ur wife and stop funnycation grin
Siofra is ugly..i want u angry
RomanceRe: If Homosexuality Is Normal or natural by Pumpumking: 11:15am On Dec 16, 2021
Jeon:
NONE OF BUSINESS AS FAR THE PPLE INVOLVED ARE HAPPY.
ermm Slow down king kong.....you berrra dont start any homo tings on nairaland enkouraging guys like MufasaLion to be gay active.....romance section stricly for chassssin women & gettin punnnny!!!((REAL TALK))) angry
RomanceRe: If Homosexuality Is Normal or natural by Pumpumking: 11:12am On Dec 16, 2021
Jeon:
NONE OF BUSINESS AS FAR THE PPLE INVOLVED ARE HAPPY.
angry
RomanceRe: If Homosexuality Is Normal or natural by Pumpumking: 11:11am On Dec 16, 2021
elated177:
If homosexuality is normal, why do lesbians require a penis-object for sex?

If homosexuality is normal, why is it that between two males in a same-sex relationship, one must behave like a female?

If homosexuality is normal, why do homosexuals have to invade their anuses? Why can't they insert one penis into another?

Can the "homosexuality is normal" crew answer those questions for us?
MufasaLion will answer yor question sir....he the prisedent for Nigeria LGBT community for kano hausa youth sir!!((THANK ME LATER)) smiley
TV/MoviesRe: Korean Movies Chatroom by Pumpumking: 11:08am On Dec 16, 2021
Jeon:
[s][/s]

go meet ur wife siofra.
^^^^atitude all ready.see yor head like bake beans,do u realice am a londoner...and then u complian u cant find man in Nairaland. Goat!!!(no oofenese) angry
TV/MoviesRe: Korean Movies Chatroom by Pumpumking: 11:05am On Dec 16, 2021
Jeon:
[s][/s]

go meet ur wife siofra.
angry
CelebritiesRe: "If You Don’t Like Me, I Don’t Care" – Linda Ikeji Sends Strong Message To Hater by Pumpumking: 10:42am On Dec 16, 2021
SmellySperm:
I beg don't carry this madness to 2022
brother..Meobizy is one of my babe & am simply tryyin to re-toast am....so please please please..bro come back in 4hour!!(no oofenese) angry
TV/MoviesRe: Korean Movies Chatroom by Pumpumking: 10:39am On Dec 16, 2021
Jeon:
THE WAVE _APINK grin
halo.please can we do sexx tape so u can make good moiney upto 10k..basicaly can i mate wit u,please?U WANT? smiley
RomanceRe: Recommend Movies For Me Pls by Pumpumking: 10:37am On Dec 16, 2021
2muchDrag:
Recommend movies for me please

War and action movies
huh?....go n watch blue film mennnn!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Recommend Movies For Me Pls by Pumpumking: 10:36am On Dec 16, 2021
2muchDrag:
Recommend movies for me please

War and action movies
angry
CelebritiesRe: "If You Don’t Like Me, I Don’t Care" – Linda Ikeji Sends Strong Message To Hater by Pumpumking: 10:29am On Dec 16, 2021
meobizy:
Strong words for someone who cares in secret.
Hallo.did i mention i leave in a expensive area of london called pekam & i drive range rover(only £36,000cash)& i go to gym & i was inside snow yesstaday wit a celibrety friend of mine from ghana...juss in case u ask!!!! smiley
RomanceRe: Share Ur SIMP Or Funny Dating Experience... by Pumpumking: 10:06am On Dec 16, 2021
Truvelisback:
The one u just red is what? Does it look like a margazine to u?
Brother, u type story like pregnant rabit & u expet us to under stand undecided
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Becomes Flutterwave Official Partner (Video) by Pumpumking: 8:08am On Dec 16, 2021
MufasaLion:
BigWiz, big things only. cool
yes we no u like big *dings*....Sadly for u, he aint gay (no oofenese) smiley
RomanceRe: Share Ur SIMP Or Funny Dating Experience... by Pumpumking: 7:58am On Dec 16, 2021
Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. I want to share my personal funny dating experience and some of guys own. Some years ago, there was a girl i was really into. We met at an evening Waec/jamb class. We both liked each other. We most times go home together. So one day, we intended to attend a Movie act class, for those who wanted to become a movie star. She was the one who invited me and planned it. The day for the Movie acting class/practice was on saturday. So she invited me to come to her place, so that we would be going there together. On saturday, i went to her place for the Movie acting purpose. When i got to the front of their house, it was then i discovered that her father was a chief because i could boldly see his name and her surname at the top of the house, indicating that the house is theirs(A storey building or two). I didn't want to enter the compound to avoid job interview questions besides, her father was a chief. To me it's like going to see an army officer's daughter in their house. U know how risky it is especially when u are not a barrack boy. So, i saw her younger sister(12 or 13yrs old girl then), i told her to call me her sister sarah(not her real name). Lo and behold, this girl went and stood at the front of their house and started yelling her name; Saraaah! Saraaah! Saraaah! John is looking for u, for like 5 times or more. The yelling drew the attentions of her neighbours, they all came out to see and know who the John was. I stood so speechless and embarassed, it was as if i should just disappear from the scene. i just throw way my face make dem no notice say na me. The luck i had was that her younger brother's name was John too. So, because her yelling was much and somehow embarassing, Sarah hurriedly came out in a braless singlet to see me for suspense sake. Immediately, she saw me, she apologized for the embarassment her younger sister had caused and smiled at me excitedly while i gave her a deep relief smile too, indicating that i was fine. She told me to wait for her for awhile so that she would freshen up. After awhile, she came out and we went to the movie acting class together. Meanwhile, we had just had a short movie b4 the main movie acting class.
.can u repet yor story pleaaese? angry
RomanceRe: Share Ur SIMP Or Funny Dating Experience... by Pumpumking: 7:56am On Dec 16, 2021
Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. I want to share my personal funny dating experience and some of guys own. Some years ago, there was a girl i was really into. We met at an evening Waec/jamb class. We both liked each other. We most times go home together. So one day, we intended to attend a Movie act class, for those who wanted to become a movie star. She was the one who invited me and planned it. The day for the Movie acting class/practice was on saturday. So she invited me to come to her place, so that we would be going there together. On saturday, i went to her place for the Movie acting purpose. When i got to the front of their house, it was then i discovered that her father was a chief because i could boldly see his name and her surname at the top of the house, indicating that the house is theirs(A storey building or two). I didn't want to enter the compound to avoid job interview questions besides, her father was a chief. To me it's like going to see an army officer's daughter in their house. U know how risky it is especially when u are not a barrack boy. So, i saw her younger sister(12 or 13yrs old girl then), i told her to call me her sister sarah(not her real name). Lo and behold, this girl went and stood at the front of their house and started yelling her name; Saraaah! Saraaah! Saraaah! John is looking for u, for like 5 times or more. The yelling drew the attentions of her neighbours, they all came out to see and know who the John was. I stood so speechless and embarassed, it was as if i should just disappear from the scene. i just throw way my face make dem no notice say na me. The luck i had was that her younger brother's name was John too. So, because her yelling was much and somehow embarassing, Sarah hurriedly came out in a braless singlet to see me for suspense sake. Immediately, she saw me, she apologized for the embarassment her younger sister had caused and smiled at me excitedly while i gave her a deep relief smile too, indicating that i was fine. She told me to wait for her for awhile so that she would freshen up. After awhile, she came out and we went to the movie acting class together. Meanwhile, we had just had a short movie b4 the main movie acting class.
angry
RomanceRe: Possiblities For You by Pumpumking: 7:52am On Dec 16, 2021
Mercisharelove:
All things are possible to the BELIEVERS IN REALITY, YOU wanted the MIRACLES, it's yours now, do you accept and are you aware and acknowledge your rights in creating new opportunitieshuh

huh
Tank u magret...so describe yor sef please? smiley
RomanceRe: The Most Popular Nairaland Men Are SIMPS (proof) by Pumpumking: 1:43am On Dec 16, 2021
Pochettino:
I just got back from a lengthy ban and 50 monikers sent me DMs. huh huh

I know that no female can rival me on this platform but this is simping of the highest level. I'm tempted to drop the screenshots.... just imagine. How do they expect me to respond to 50 mails huh
so u a 50year woman lookin for DMX...correct?.
.lady o dont meanto sound rude but did some body dump u?(no oofenese) undecided
RomanceRe: The Most Popular Nairaland Men Are SIMPS (proof) by Pumpumking: 1:40am On Dec 16, 2021
Pochettino:
I just got back from a lengthy ban and 50 monikers sent me DMs. huh huh

I know that no female can rival me on this platform but this is simping of the highest level. I'm tempted to drop the screenshots.... just imagine. How do they expect me to respond to 50 mails huh
angry
RomanceRe: Help Me, My Life Is Having A Free Fall by Pumpumking: 11:41pm On Dec 15, 2021
gift0123:
Where do you reside?
Kaiiiiii...reside?...baby.am very very lonely please......i want some!!!!! cheesy
PropertiesRe: Please I Need Urgent Help Before I Settle For The Wrong Apartment by Pumpumking: 5:56pm On Dec 15, 2021
Badadvisor:
Please I'm actually trying to move away from my current apartment because of some silly flat mate issues even with our rent still remaining 11 months.
I saw a very good apartment in a city but it's more like a separate bungalow from the main rented apartments building.
A room and parlor with two toilet and fully furnished kitchen.
Can this still be classified as a bq?
I have actually never lived in such situation before i don't know if this can still be classified as bq. It's a normal 12 tenants rented apartments with a separate mini bungalow which is the one i intend paying for.
What class of house can this be classified as?
Yeah it's going to give you a great privacy but i won't want to settle for something lesser or that would make me not being classified as full tenant as other residents in the main rented flats.
But How can u move in witout babe?.....r u tryyyin to tellllus sometin sir?(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: But Why Is It Difficult To Find Beautiful Woman On Nairaland? by Pumpumking(op): 5:31pm On Dec 15, 2021
Vinnie2000:
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Lolsss..
This Pumpumking! sad cheesy

Give us her name, C'mon! smiley
]brother ..we are not goin to mention Wumi2017's name..its confidencial wink
RomanceRe: But Why Is It Difficult To Find Beautiful Woman On Nairaland? by Pumpumking(op): 5:29pm On Dec 15, 2021
delectablegyal:
The most gorgeous lady on nairaland is here.
which here? show us yor real face i beg undecided
RomanceRe: Underage Boy Marries Underage Girl In Kaduna (Photos) by Pumpumking: 5:26pm On Dec 15, 2021
emilo2bad:
Thanks Mr London man in Abia state. Why not start paying your people 200 k so that they will not vote for 500 naira kerosene again. I'm very comfortable
Brother i only give women moiney. This one coming tomorrow evening has 50k waitin for her..am steeerin at it right now on my hand made £600 french dinning table imporrted from france smiley
RomanceBut Why Is It Difficult To Find Beautiful Woman On Nairaland? by Pumpumking(op): 5:06pm On Dec 15, 2021

After carefull study & months of research, all men on nairaland finally agree that we hav only one beaut female outtter 15 million registerd female.... 1?...... 1 outter 15 million females is bad. how can 10 million men be chasssin only one female?..

...not sure if i should day her name! angry

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