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LiteratureRe: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by Pumpumking: 12:46pm On Dec 14, 2021
happyjuliet:
Demmmm this story is a bomb, Baba you too much jare. Twale �� any other writer still is a �. May God continue to bless and lift u up �
darling am a movie directors for a million naira nolywooood movie & we loookin for beautiful womens to be star...kindly send me a naaaaked picture of yorsef wearing thong please so i can check it to make sure we employ y to win the NGN 10,000 naira cash. U want? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Cute Abiola Spots New Look As He Regains Freedom (Photos) by Pumpumking: 12:42pm On Dec 14, 2021
Dfynboi:
after u chop kiss for 5k finish u will den proceed and price the main cookie for 20k abi, based on naija economy and u will scatter d inocent girl waist,bad guy
Brother, i payed 200k for puccccy juss last week Thursday. The babe loooklike UyaiIncomparabl
I aint complaining sir! wink
RomanceRe: Any Nigerian Celibate On Nairaland? Come In Here. by Pumpumking: 12:41pm On Dec 14, 2021
maiquel:
Do you have some kind of health issue
son if u dont hav mashure storys to contribute.....kindly gerrrrrrrrrra raaaaaaaaaaaa hear mennnnnnnnnnn!!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Any Nigerian Celibate On Nairaland? Come In Here. by Pumpumking: 12:40pm On Dec 14, 2021
Hintona:
Welcome!

Are you a celibate? As in a Nigerian living in Nigeria who has sworn to remain celibate till you die?

I'm asking because I have decided to take that decision in my life but I need guidance and I'm young.

I've never met anyone in my life who has gone down this route except a few religious people. I haven't told anyone this is what I want to be because they'll think I'm crazy. I'm still thinking of it.

I have been practising this lifestyle for a few months now and I want to continue with it like forever or till I die.

But I want to hear your stories, if you have one please share.
Ok. We here!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Underage Boy Marries Underage Girl In Kaduna (Photos) by Pumpumking: 11:32am On Dec 14, 2021
EBMedia:
People have expressed outrage after photos of an underage ''couple'' were shared online, IgbereTV reports.

The boy named Julius who is said to be 11-years-old allegedly got married to a girl named Anthonia on Thursday, December 9, 2021.

A Facebook user, Bagayang Innocent Vincent who lives in Kaduna claimed the wedding held in Jaba, Kaduna State.

Bagayang wrote on Facebook;


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=640661867066940&id=100033693978373

A photo of the said couple on their wedding day was also shared online, alongside photos of the calendar shared as souvenir.

Because of the age of the couple, people are calling for the parents of the children to be arrested.

https://igberetvnews.com/1408929/people-express-outrage-underage-boy-gets-married-underage-girl-photos/
WOW....this bloooooody gaddem Muslim islam people wit there chid abuse mentality........fokked up religion!!!(no oofenese) angry
CelebritiesRe: Tega & Her Husband Welcomed By Crowd In Calabar As Boma Likes Her Post: Video by Pumpumking: 10:57am On Dec 14, 2021
dollynnn:
grin
Bloggers no get work o
Boma liked her post and voila! it becomes a sensational news
sweeery please xan u replace that rubbish foto on yor profile? did nepa take light?i cant see yansh at tall please..please shange it quick i beg!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: I Want A Tall Man, I Have Money So I Don’t Care If He’s Broke – Lady Says by Pumpumking: 10:55am On Dec 14, 2021
NewsAgent101:
A Ghanaian lady has revealed that she wants a man who is taller than her and can make her laugh.

She gave details on the type of man she’s looking for during a recent interview with Gabthesharkboy on the streets of Accra.

When asked if the man’s financial status matters, the lady explained that she had enough money to take good care of herself so she is not bothered if he is broke.

Ever since the video went viral, a lot of men have been asking for her number considering the fact that she is willing to spend on them without asking for money in return

Watch video here


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUncJ720pc

She no get taste...goat!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Feminist Admonishes Annie Idibia (Pics) by Pumpumking: 10:53am On Dec 14, 2021
mirexxx:
If tuface is really cheating on her that's bad. Upon all the love they shared and posted online. grin
^^^^^kaiii..this babe loooklike jollof rice mix wit red wine plus ice cream plus strawberry plus gulder plus whiskey mixed wit yam n cornbeef stew plus pina colada plus green tea mixed wit lemon cake....i tink i love u cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Brags Over Beauty In New Photos by Pumpumking: 10:49am On Dec 14, 2021
CuriousMynd:
Singer Tiwa Savage has bragged about being beautiful physically and on the inside, Igbere TV reports.

The pop diva made this known as she shared stunning photos on Instagram on Monday.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CXbn5tcsfI7/?utm_medium=copy_link

Beauty is not the singer’s only achievement as the hit single ‘Somebody’s Son’ which features American singer Brandy has attained global success.

Google also announced Tiwa among the most searched terms, topics and questions by Nigerians in the year 2021 along with the late TB Joshua and actress Destiny Etiko.
kaiiiii...Tiwa...forget condooon...definitely pouring everything inside!!(Real talk) cheesy
RomanceWow..thank You Thank You!!! by Pumpumking(op): 10:47am On Dec 14, 2021
HAVE FAITH!! cheesy
RomanceWow..thank You Thank You!!! by Pumpumking(op): 10:42am On Dec 14, 2021
kaiiiii...i jusss fond a babes phone nomba i been lookin for almost 6 years inside one of my abandon £400 expensive Guushi trouser i bought in Guushi newyork store......kaiiiiii, tank u Lord...i hope she aint marrrryed thou. Who care sef. GOD IS GOOOD!!! smiley
CELEBRATE WIT ME PEOPLE
HAVE FAITH!! cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Cute Abiola Spots New Look As He Regains Freedom (Photos) by Pumpumking: 9:50am On Dec 14, 2021
EmptyGarden:
Hand don touch this one.
kaiii.who is she,? Is she gay? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Cute Abiola Spots New Look As He Regains Freedom (Photos) by Pumpumking: 9:47am On Dec 14, 2021
UyaiIncomparabl:
He has added a lot of weight. It seems detention is the new cool.

but why do u homebase female womens all ways steal other people foto profile to sttract mans on nairaland?. Muss u always do 419?..r u dessparates? yor foto will only desives fool(no oofenese) undecided
RomanceRe: Davido’s Babymama With A Big Bum Bum (PHOTOS) by Pumpumking: 9:44am On Dec 14, 2021
Vickyvice:
of u can't say something constructive no offense being silent. Womwrure, ewe
BroTHER .shaaaarrrrrrrrrrappppp is construcive word sir...it simply mean QUIET!!!!
please use gooogle check.Goat!!(no oofenese ) angry
RomanceRe: MEN!! Understand That Women Will Hate You Because Of These 4 Things!! (photo) by Pumpumking: 1:27am On Dec 14, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
In coming years, marriage will phase out and then we will know who it has been really benefiting this whole time

Nigggggga go n watch blue movie & quit nagggggggin like bush baby.
Silly boy!!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: T by Pumpumking: 1:23am On Dec 14, 2021
Tezzi:
Someone should help me with ₦2k let me settle some bills �
2190283917 UBA ��







Modified:mods abeg front page
ok are u a babe ? Complexission please?? cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of A Babe Or Chick? by Pumpumking(op): 1:20am On Dec 14, 2021
Honourable2003:
For me sha, my gf knows and she even join me in hands to drink it, when there is money to eat eatery she knows and when there is no money she understand
anyways baccckto the serrrios topic sir....so yor girlfriend drink garrrrri wit u becoz ther is no moiney to eat corrrect?.......bro cant u both set trap & catch chicken or somtin sir?(REAL TALK) smiley
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of A Babe Or Chick? by Pumpumking(op): 1:17am On Dec 14, 2021
Hotspotbro:
we don't give a damn about the opinions of vaginarians...
U dont giv dyam but yet u thread givin dumb comment........my brother, kindly commmbak after chrissssssmas when yor comon sence is fully comon sir!!(no oofenese) smiley
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Cute Abiola Spots New Look As He Regains Freedom (Photos) by Pumpumking: 12:02am On Dec 14, 2021
UyaiIncomparabl:
He has added a lot of weight. It seems detention is the new cool.
please can i chop kiss for 5k(5000 naira cash)...U WANT? cheesy
RomanceRe: I Don't Know What To Do. by Pumpumking: 12:01am On Dec 14, 2021
LadyGazelle:
Hey everyone, I'm going to go straight to my story and I'll try to make it brief.

I've been dating this guy for sometime and early in the relationship he told me he had a new female bestie and I said okay. I told him that in most cases one of the besties ends up 'catching feelings' but he said theirs was different.

He's a student and the said girl is in his department, they're always together and all. He actually said that he's the only one she talks to in their department. Most times he's in her house and can stay there till as late as 10pm.

With time I began to complain, like this bestie knew more about my guy than i did. He told her things that he won't tell me, always hanging out with her and all that. They even end their calls with i love you.

When I asked him what we would do on valentines day, he said he was going to see a movie at the cinemas with his bestieshockedshocked


When I called his attention to it, that i felt his bestie was taking my place, that I felt they were getting too close and all that, he got angry. He said that he was disappointed in me, that if others accused him of dating her that he didn't expect it from me.

He said that the girl was like a sister and all that, and that it's agape love they have for each other. That I'm the only one he truly loves and all that. I had to beg and apologize for doubting him. He then said that he was never going to talk to me about her.

He tried to get me to meet her (before the argument) but I'm not really sure that I want to see her.
My question is was I wrong to tell him that I felt they're getting too close and that one of them might start developing feelings for each other?? Is it okay for a guy in a relationship to be that close to another girl? Cos as soon as i started dating him, I had to watch my relationships with other guys.
Ok so was the questions & how can i help? angry
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of A Babe Or Chick? by Pumpumking(op): 8:58pm On Dec 13, 2021
igobuybenz:
From your spelling you sound like a school drop out(no offence)
Tank u Mohamammed
....now can u please anawer the simple yes or know question..can u drink garrrrri in front of babe..babe like tiwa savage, chioma, lightskin or half cast chick? undecided
RomanceRe: How To Seduce Your Husband by Pumpumking: 8:02pm On Dec 13, 2021
LoveUdie:
1. Don't be ashamed of your sexuality

2. Treat him well. If you disrespect him then he will not respond to your seduction

3. Find out which time he enjoys making love; is it at night or in the morning and make your advances then

4. Make use of his penis when he wakes up with a hard on. Check if he is hard with your fingers or butt

5. UnCloth him. Help him remove his clothes as you tell him naughty things

6. Send him flirty text messages and voice notes when you two are far from each other

7. Sometimes initiate the kiss

8. Find out which part of his body excite him. Is it his nipples, back, his balls? Touch him there

9. Wear something sexy and revealing just for him, or wear nothing at all

10. Find out if he is a boob man or a butt man and flaunt that part of your body when next to him

11. Let him know when you are wet

12. Take his fingers and lead his fingers either to your nipples or to feel how wet you are

13. Ask him to join you in the shower

14. Sometimes take charge. Let him relax, you be the one who pleases him with massages, ride him

15. Let him know when he makes love to you right and ask for a rematch

16. Passionately tell him what you want him to do to you and in you. Make him feel needed

Show him that you too enjoy sexual pleasure; his sexual pleasure can lead to .... https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com
Bro this will not work wit Nigeria women sir......they from another plannnet!!(,TRUE STORY) angry
FashionRe: Nigeria’s Maristella Okpala Wins Best National Costume At Miss Universe 2021 by Pumpumking: 7:33pm On Dec 13, 2021
Omicronvaccine:
Nigeria’s Maristella Okpala Wins Best National Costume At Miss Universe 2021 (Photos)

Miss Universe Nigeria, Maristella Okpala, won the Best in National Costume award at the just concluded Miss Universe 2021 pageant, IgbereTV reports.

The 2021 Miss Universe grand finale took place in Eilat, Israel, on Sunday, December 12, 2021.

For the National Costume segment of the competition, Maristella Okpala wore an outfit inspired by the 'Mmanwa' masquerade from Southeastern Nigeria.

The costume was designed by Filipino fashion student Kennedy Jhon Gasper.

The costume featured a beaded headpiece, an ornate tribal mask, and an ancient back cape.

Designer Gasper took to Facebook to celebrate after his design worn by Maristella, which won Best in National Costume.

He wrote:


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2985834591668682&id=100007265119062

https://igberetvnews.com/1408768/nigerias-maristella-okpala-wins-best-national-costume-miss-universe-2021-photos/
wot kindsa crap cloth is thise looookin like Chinpazi?(no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Davido’s Babymama With A Big Bum Bum (PHOTOS) by Pumpumking: 6:05pm On Dec 13, 2021
Tolukay007:
Click link below to see more photos
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https://humornstuff.com/sophia-momodu-sexy-20-pictures/
Beautiful babe...nice one! smiley
RomanceRe: Davido’s Babymama With A Big Bum Bum (PHOTOS) by Pumpumking: 6:05pm On Dec 13, 2021
Vickyvice:
Ugly girl. That cellulite you call ass stinks
I beg shaaaaaarap there.....cant u see her yanshhhhh...goat!!(no oofenese) angry
PoliticsRe: COVID-19 Infections Rise By 326.67% In One Week, Nigerians Shun Safety Rules by Pumpumking: 6:03pm On Dec 13, 2021
Pataricatering:
what is unnecessary about telling people what's happening ? You don't have to wear mask or stay safe let the people who want to do it use the advice.
You can ignore - life is not hard.
helo describe yor sef...do u hav yansh? wink
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Getting Me Angry by Pumpumking: 5:50pm On Dec 13, 2021
jaksmillioniar:
hello room.

I have a problem and it is paining me. I am a matured guy who know what it feels like to be single and maried .

Most People mock me, but I got married.

We had a baby last year, a corona baby.

I am not ashamed to say that at my age, I am still a mummy's boy and she is my number one but I respect my wife.

When I wanted to marry, my wife Never agreed to having a house close to my mum's place.

I felt very bad but I want to make her happy so we moved far. My mom was angry as she knew my wife forced me.

When my wife delivered, her mum came for omugo instead of my mum, and that made her so sad, that she cried and ask if i am a bastard to let them steal her right.

I begged her. She came for naming and left the same day I noticed way my wife was acting rude too because her mum was pushing her.

I told my wife that mum is angry, let us visit her buy her a gift because her place is now far.

She kept saying that her body is not strong for 5 months after delivery and I thought she took me and my family as fools.

I got angry and slapped her twice. When she saw that I was really angry she begged me.

So we went and saw her we are all happy and settled all.

As my child reached 10 month, I told her to tell her mum to go because she's now strong almost to walk.

Her mum left but my mum wanted to come and spend the holiday as she had never done that since she delivered .

When I told my wife, her facial expression changed. When my mum came i travelled but she didnt cook for her but heat soup that was in the freezer to give her.

My mum hated that and she called me crying that what she did to her she won't do to her own mum .

I pretended nothing happened as I got back I bought things from a eatry for family so my mum left after 2 weeks.

I brought up the issue and she said nothing wrong in giving her food kept in the freezer that she gave same to her mum too .

I got angry and beat her up. I didnt injure her. all and some other thing . I love my wife I cant be beating her all the time she promise to change yet nothing. Because of bad character I refuse to take her to eatry.

she denied me sex until I slap sense into her.

marriage has challenges it is s not easy.

huh? no puccccccccy?.....brother cant u jusss slap her again twise? (no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of A Babe Or Chick? by Pumpumking(op): 5:32pm On Dec 13, 2021
igobuybenz:
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sound like u the type who only drink yellow garrrrrri in front of babe even if she lightskinor halfcast.......we can tell from yor name spelin(no oofenese) smiley
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of A Babe Or Chick? by Pumpumking(op): 5:15pm On Dec 13, 2021
Can u imagine someone like Chris brown or ja rule or even obama drinking garrrri?.... u home base people mennn!!(shakin my head) embarassed
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of A Babe Or Chick? by Pumpumking(op): 5:13pm On Dec 13, 2021
Hotspotbro:
OP has a case of extreme low self esteem.
I have self esteeem becuz u enjoy drinking garrrrri in front of babes & its fobidden for me?..... brother u are not sufffarrrin from self esteeemmmm....u sufffarrrin from povertical suffaheadimik pooormansiblix brokebeggarish jambytist....which simply mean u poor.but anyways, real men dont drink garrrrri..only pooor people(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of A Babe Or Chick? by Pumpumking(op): 4:33pm On Dec 13, 2021
Saintinoo:
My girlfriend once visited me when it was afternoon, I was hungry and there was really nothing to eat and I didn't want to go out, I had to bring out garri to drink, and guess what, she asked that I soak some for her too.

No fake life OP.
^^^^story
Brother..can u drink garrrri in front of Chioma (Davido's baby mama)...dont lie ? undecided

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