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RomanceRe: TheGidRedpiller Will LAUNCH Tomorrow!! A Lot Of Females Will Hate Me Even More!! by Pumpumking: 4:58pm On Dec 19, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
Its almost here, like its literally tomorrow and honestly its been a lot of fight!
Having gotten banned thrice is a row in the space of 3 months thereby delaying the release.

Wait for me tonight guys cause i will be releasing the name of this project by 7pm tonight!
Like i said last night, i'm about to tap into the dark past of many men, most of these men are struggling with what they suffered decades ago, i don't feel good about doing this because i'm a victim of circumstances and i know very well how much these things affect the psyche but i'm going to do it anyways, its too late to back down now.

Do females on this platform really think they hate me to that point where they can send an earthquake to swallow me if they had what it takes? Well lets wait and see tomorrow!
Yes i'm dealing with subtle paranoir and i still don't really understand how to portray myself without emitting so much hate but i swear its not about the hatred this time!

Still Typing...

Anticipate 20th Of December 2021!!
angry
RomanceRe: Ever Caught Your Bf/ Gf Banging Someone Else Red Handed? by Pumpumking: 4:57pm On Dec 19, 2021
SavageResponse:
Mend am say wetin happen?

Is she your property?
Great question sir..Arthurwillia is a dunce i feel like slappin his huger strike loookin face....he come to nairaland naggggin like she his property..edddiot boy!! grin
RomanceRe: Ever Caught Your Bf/ Gf Banging Someone Else Red Handed? by Pumpumking: 4:08pm On Dec 19, 2021
arthurwillia:
Omo you are impossible oo
Read you cannot read
I give up on your case

How on earth can u watch yor friend yansh yor babe in his car & insted of u ask her to stop yanshin him, u tell her i love u like mugu.......brother u a disgrase to mans & u a apology to nature. Why wiold u do something like that for??.REALLY REALY SAD!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Ever Caught Your Bf/ Gf Banging Someone Else Red Handed? by Pumpumking: 10:00am On Dec 19, 2021
arthurwillia:
I am allergic to nonentities, people who can’t read nor comprehend but they are quick to react, if you continue this way, I’m sorry for you oo

U clearly say u watch situation were yor friends bang yor girlfriend inside u car (read yor last post sir) & inted of askin him to stop,u stand there like mugu tellin her i love u.....brother i dont meanto sound rudes but somebody need to call u aside & giv u backkkkhand slap.u let .real mens down!!!(no oofenese) angry

RomanceRe: Colourful Igbo Traditional Wedding In Canada: Pictures & Video by Pumpumking: 9:15am On Dec 19, 2021
Chloraseptic:
Igbo girls are the most beautiful in Nigeria...

I must marry from that tribe..
please were glasses wit lens sir!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Help, I Am Madly In Love by Pumpumking:
ahmedaturboy:
There is this girl at my work place i always liked and vice versa. The feeling grew to the extent that my line manager called me to ask what's in-between us both. But since I was yet to ask her out i said nothing...along the line she started given me attitude and i just immediately distant my self from her guessing someone else has come in between us.
The dating didn'tast and she came back trying to mend things. But i rejected her cos i was pained with what happened. She latter won my heart but whenever i request for hangout she do always give one excuses or the order..lately, she started having an affair with another guy in my work place..I've tried avoiding her but since she's under me she needs to report to me every evening....
The problem here is i can't control my feelings for her anymore and given the environment where i work am scared of being set up cos my work place is a devil's kingdom...
Advice on what to do pls

My nigggggga.. u fokked up big time & u break the nomba rule becuz u are weak.. ..U NEVER $HIT WERE U EAT ...meanin u must never check out someone u work wit...piriod. u took advantage of yhe fact that u see free babe at yhe office & u want to fok her....but then u falll in love like MUGULICK mugu which is a BIG MUGU mistake sir
Yhe only time u yansh a babe u work with is ONLY ehen u changeing jobs or ehen u leave....lesson learnt;..u are a weak dude... NEVER $HIT WERE U EAT...but then guess wot, yor line manager will definitely now fok her before u!! (Real talk) angry

RomanceRe: Help, I Am Madly In Love by Pumpumking: 8:52am On Dec 19, 2021
ahmedaturboy:
There is this girl at my work place i always liked and vice versa. The feeling grew to the extent that my line manager called me to ask what's in-between us both. But since I was yet to ask her out i said nothing...along the line she started given me attitude and i just immediately distant my self from her guessing someone else has come in between us.
The dating didn'tast and she came back trying to mend things. But i rejected her cos i was pained with what happened. She latter won my heart but whenever i request for hangout she do always give one excuses or the order..lately, she started having an affair with another guy in my work place..I've tried avoiding her but since she's under me she needs to report to me every evening....
The problem here is i can't control my feelings for her anymore and given the environment where i work am scared of being set up cos my work place is a devil's kingdom...
Advice on what to do pls
angry
RomanceRe: Dear Men, Avoid Watching Love Movies Or Zeeworld Movies. by Pumpumking: 8:49am On Dec 19, 2021
Truvelisback:
I no even understand the things wey u write. Na Russia language u take write all these things?
Brother,.there was a reason why google trasssslate is created sir. Use it! smiley
RomanceRe: But Why Is It Difficult To Find Beautiful Woman On Nairaland? by Pumpumking(op): 8:44am On Dec 19, 2021
maureensylvia:
But I'm not ugly
^^^^kaiiiii ..this one fine mennn,also lightskin& loooklike ice cream juss like Wumi2017..kaiiiii. cheesy
..anyways u, Wumi2017 & juss 3 other ladies are vey beautiful...5 beautiful women outter 10 million registered ladies on nairaland is still not acceptable . This is our issue ((TRUE STORY)) angry
RomanceRe: Too Many Runz Girls On The Island. by Pumpumking: 8:35am On Dec 19, 2021
Boss13:
It is getting out of hand and I think the Ministry of Women Affairs and Empowered Feminist Groups need to step in. The irony is getting out of order. On one hand, you have them screaming equality and women's rights and within seconds objectifying themselves and selling their privates and worn out vaginas for less than $10.00. I truly feel sad for young men and if I was young I don't think I would marry or probably I would marry from an Hausa family with strong conservative views and family ties.

For men placing value on women, you need to rethink - they all have a PRICE. It is either you can afford it or not. Stop wasting your limited scarce resources chasing women. Build yourself so you can have a huge plethora of women and markets (States, Regions, and Countries) to choose from. Don't allow your economic or financial condition hoodwink you in marrying a prostitute. It will be the beginning of your downfall.
^^^^^story
Bro i pay 80k juss few days ago & i had a blast. all men do this all the times simply becuz ee dont want sresss. Beo u no the deal STOP PRETENDING..we juss wanna yansh & go back home to our babe...no string attach..piriod!!
Runs girls are the best. THE HELP TO REDUSE STRESS!! ((REAL TALK)) wink
RomanceRe: Too Many Runz Girls On The Island. by Pumpumking: 8:26am On Dec 19, 2021
Boss13:
It is getting out of hand and I think the Ministry of Women Affairs and Empowered Feminist Groups need to step in. The irony is getting out of order. On one hand, you have them screaming equality and women's rights and within seconds objectifying themselves and selling their privates and worn out vaginas for less than $10.00. I truly feel sad for young men and if I was young I don't think I would marry or probably I would marry from an Hausa family with strong conservative views and family ties.

For men placing value on women, you need to rethink - they all have a PRICE. It is either you can afford it or not. Stop wasting your limited scarce resources chasing women. Build yourself so you can have a huge plethora of women and markets (States, Regions, and Countries) to choose from. Don't allow your economic or financial condition hoodwink you in marrying a prostitute. It will be the beginning of your downfall.
angry
RomanceRe: Ever Caught Your Bf/ Gf Banging Someone Else Red Handed? by Pumpumking: 2:51am On Dec 19, 2021
arthurwillia:
I saw a post on Twitter where a guy caught his babe red handed in a car and he was still there asking questions which the lady told him I don’t love you, go away..

I’ve never been in such situation, but have you caught your bf/ gf banging red handed, how did you handle it? Let’s roll
So they bang yor girlfriend inside car & u where watching?....brother are u ok? angry
RomanceRe: Help Needed About Nda(nigeria Defence Academy) by Pumpumking: 2:48am On Dec 19, 2021
Aidneeded:
Sorry for posting it here,Answer Needed Urgently Thanks
Hello Nlanders,

I finished secondary school last year and I’m about getting NDA Form for 74rc.

But I’m curious about what I read about the Academy online (Facebook) by former Applicants on the need of godfather in order to secure An admission into the Academy.

Please,I need advice or help on how I could go about it and Gain an Admission into the Academy.
^^^story
Brother ones u get in u will get women..more women..womens are atracted to soldier..and more womens mean more puccccccccy!((THANK ME LATER))) cheesy
RomanceRe: Too Many Runz Girls On The Island. by Pumpumking: 2:45am On Dec 19, 2021
Nyascobar1414:
Nope man..
But you lying
And u think am lyin? Am lyin over 80k, really? Why u think am lyin? undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies u date guys who eat bread? by Pumpumking(op): 2:36am On Dec 19, 2021
Hziyech:
I don't date broke men biko
^^^^wifey material..my kinda babe...she dont date guys who eat pooor man food: bread....sadly 98% of nairaland eat breat. Luckily, we eat British toast bread thou smiley
RomanceRe: Too Many Runz Girls On The Island. by Pumpumking: 2:32am On Dec 19, 2021
pocohantas:
I guess it is the new cool. Saw them standing in front of Quilox few weeks back. Scantily dressed, long eyelashes, bleached out, there was just something about their looks that didn't appeal to me. So, I was confused as to how some men or some preeks, find them attractive. My dear, everyone with im hustle.


If your babe is living above her means, watch your HIV status. If your guy is living above his means, protect your head and dirty pant cheesy.
U use to work for Quilox? wink
RomanceRe: Too Many Runz Girls On The Island. by Pumpumking: 2:30am On Dec 19, 2021
EbenezerTriumph:
what do you mean by eating old men azz?
Google RIMMING sir!! smiley
RomanceRe: Too Many Runz Girls On The Island. by Pumpumking: 2:29am On Dec 19, 2021
Nyascobar1414:
Lies
80k is big moiney to u? undecided
RomanceRe: Dear Men, Avoid Watching Love Movies Or Zeeworld Movies. by Pumpumking: 1:02am On Dec 19, 2021
Truvelisback:
Dear men, too much of love movies or Zeeworld movies aren't good for u as men. This is why we have so many SIMPS, SIMPing around. Behaving like a Sissy. Too much of these movies have negative effects on u as a man. They can make u to be emotionally Simp and weak. Leave these movies for women. Instead watch action movies, e.g like wrestlings, war movies, Ability films etc.

avoid blue film?..sinse when? .....nigggggga will u carrrry this yor saplocandemink parasatamolick gromkokanbik thread into recycle bin please!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Just Bought Me Iphone 13 by Pumpumking: 12:58am On Dec 19, 2021
orohbiro:
Help me to rejoice o my boyfriend just bought me iphone13
This shows he truly really loves me and will marry me. Am so happy I didn't expect it o we just 4 months in the relationship.
halo. Can i buy u Samsong phone in retun for punnnnnnny please? smiley
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Just Bought Me Iphone 13 by Pumpumking: 12:56am On Dec 19, 2021
orohbiro:
Help me to rejoice o my boyfriend just bought me iphone13
This shows he truly really loves me and will marry me. Am so happy I didn't expect it o we just 4 months in the relationship.
Kaiiii locky guy....he definitely getttin puccccccccy 2nite!!!! cheesy
RomanceRe: Do You Have Ladies Like This As Your Girlfriend? by Pumpumking: 12:54am On Dec 19, 2021
premierlead:
I have been disturbing this lady for long, since the beginning of lock down (last year). Lo and behold, she eventually gave up early this month and son of man got her laid last weekend, but what I met under her despite her neat, clean and smooth face is not here. Rough and black inner thighs with so much stretch mark, just like that of old woman.

Her structure was like beautiful and light skin from head to navel, ugly from waist to knees. I have never seen this type of woman before.

My question is that, is this how some ladies are under there with beautiful face?
ok so u fok old lady u been stalkin for a years after lockdown....corrrect??....bro we dont meanto sound rudes but is yor head corrrect sir? Yes or know?(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Do You Have Ladies Like This As Your Girlfriend? by Pumpumking: 12:51am On Dec 19, 2021
premierlead:
I have been disturbing this lady for long, since the beginning of lock down (last year). Lo and behold, she eventually gave up early this month and son of man got her laid last weekend, but what I met under her despite her neat, clean and smooth face is not here. Rough and black inner thighs with so much stretch mark, just like that of old woman.

Her structure was like beautiful and light skin from head to navel, ugly from waist to knees. I have never seen this type of woman before.

My question is that, is this how some ladies are under there with beautiful face?
angry
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Engaged by Pumpumking: 10:25pm On Dec 18, 2021
DanielAlhassan:
Have you ever been engaged
Before and later didn't get
Married ?

What really went wrong? Share
Your experience we learn everyday
Everyday sir.....twice today!!(TRUE STORY) angry
RomanceRe: Anyone Else Caught The Flu? by Pumpumking: 9:48pm On Dec 18, 2021
Negroid001:
Hehe. Bro. E no bad like that.
How far you na?
Ok cool. do they sell self test kid there in Nigeria?..bro go n test yor sef wink
Christianity EtcRe: What's The Meaning Of When The Son Of Man Shall Come Will He Find Faith? by Pumpumking: 9:46pm On Dec 18, 2021
Mercisharelove:
A speaker spoke the WORD before the beginning, you admitted and also said that HE was set up from everlasting or ever the earth

faith without works is dead. WORD without speaker is inoperable.
helo please can we make sexx tape so that u can make moiney...10,000 naira CASH...U WANT? cheesy
RomanceRe: Anyone Else Caught The Flu? by Pumpumking: 9:44pm On Dec 18, 2021
LiberatedGirl:
Kpele... When I read Flu , I thought it was a Covid related post. I hope you rested and are feeling better. Get Well Soon . Kpele
Hi.am a midical doctor..please can u kindly quickly send me yor naaaaaked picture so i can xheck u please for A big budget move role?...and please kindly hurrrrry? smiley
RomanceRe: Anyone Else Caught The Flu? by Pumpumking: 9:41pm On Dec 18, 2021
Negroid001:
This weather ehn... Omo. Had to take the whole day off. The dust top much abeg.

ok So u hav convict19..... coorrrext?..... bros please keep kindly 100 meters away!!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Anyone Else Caught The Flu? by Pumpumking: 9:39pm On Dec 18, 2021
Negroid001:
This weather ehn... Omo. Had to take the whole day off. The dust top much abeg.
angry
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of A Babe Or Chick? by Pumpumking(op): 8:49pm On Dec 18, 2021
Pabloesman:
@Pumpumkin…. Are you gonna be surprised if I say ladies don’t ignore me cos I am always myself. You are right that I’m skinny tho, I still don’t know how you know that. And you haven’t seen a pic of me yet. I’m not extremely skinny and I am tall asf. 5ft10. Plus,are you saying if you were my GF,I can’t do what I want at the moment I want it? And does that mean I take garri everyday. And about the gold digger thing,I never called anyone that before. Cos,I always give girls what I know I can give to my sister.
angry
RomanceRe: We Tall Girls Are Worshipped By Short Men by Pumpumking: 8:36pm On Dec 18, 2021
Ilamina:
smiley
^^^ best tread of 2021!! cheesy
RomanceRe: See How Am Chilling On A Saturday (pics) by Pumpumking: 6:12pm On Dec 18, 2021
Iamdbull:
It has been a busy week for me after dropping my smash hit, I decided to visit the pool and relax.

I am posting this to inspire someone, if you hustle hard you will get there

Meanwhile if you haven't downloaded my hit single here is the link

https://audiomack.com/dbullofficial/song/dbull-valid
angry

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