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Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of A Babe Or Chick? by Pumpumking(op): 4:32pm On Dec 13, 2021

walkingshadow911:
is either you are kid or stupidity runs in you bloodline
are you richer than kcee or the former president?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3efFJUr9710

you are dead broke and poverty has eaten every aota of confidence is you.

go and wash you girlfriend pants as usual. spit

wahala for who dey live fake life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeEHosU2_g0

men are raised to be simp till they buy sense. dude is coming to be washing ur undies every morning. how bout dat?

so u primary school..they use giv u pocket moiney & garrrri for yor schoool lunch .....correct?...bro sooory i cant relate sir. I go to private school!!(no oofenese) angry

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Romance › Re: Short And Funny by Pumpumking: 4:13pm On Dec 13, 2021

Medusa65:
hmm, fúck me well??
You sound like a confused human being
Just chill, shorty. You'll be fine

kaiii..yor nAme sound like wifey material.....by the ways, did i mention am a londoner from London & i drive juss a ordinary £38,000( cash) range rover..& u can hav my nomba...juss in case u ask! cheesy

Romance › Re: Short And Funny by Pumpumking: 4:11pm On Dec 13, 2021

Lilpen3758:
If you are short and funny my brother girls go use you catch cruise cus I no really sure girls like to date short guys.....

Gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaasssa raaaaaaaaaaaaaa here mennnnnnnnnnnnnn..goat!!

Romance › Re: Short And Funny by Pumpumking: 4:10pm On Dec 13, 2021

Lilpen3758:
If you are short and funny my brother girls go use you catch cruise cus I no really sure girls like to date short guys.....

Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday by Pumpumking: 3:47pm On Dec 13, 2021

Brunosamel:
Thank you but I will pass not really fan of online dating and long distance relationship

Ok bro...i will let ..Meobizy & that Olunmercy56 no nobody want them..they shall remain single for crissmas!

Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday by Pumpumking: 11:17am On Dec 13, 2021

Brunosamel:
Good day nairaland
Today is my birthday please show a brother some love
My achievement this year include;
I did my convocation this year
I acquire a phone repair skill this year
I hit the gym lost 15kg and bulking up
I completed 14 books this year it really help me intellectually
Although am not rich yet but my finances has improved

Next year will be better cause I will work harder till I get to the promise land...

so u lookin for babe?..correct?...Meobizy or that Olunmercy56?.u want?(THANK ME LATER) cheesy

Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday by Pumpumking: 11:16am On Dec 13, 2021

Brunosamel:
Good day nairaland
Today is my birthday please show a brother some love
My achievement this year include;
I did my convocation this year
I acquire a phone repair skill this year
I hit the gym lost 15kg and bulking up
I completed 14 books this year it really help me intellectually
Although am not rich yet but my finances has improved

Next year will be better cause I will work harder till I get to the promise land...

Celebrities › Re: Dj Cuppy Meets Rapper Fredo And He Said He Has Never Heard Of Her by Pumpumking: 9:52am On Dec 13, 2021

thesicilian:
Who's she by the way

shes a cele pastor! angry

Romance › Re: I Need New Friends by Pumpumking: 8:18am On Dec 13, 2021

patosky3310:
I have been kind of aloof lately. So I need friends I can be relating with, in terms of career, education, relationships, religion, politics, etc. I am in my early thirties. I live in Lagos. If you live in Epe, it is an added advantage, nonetheless, being a Lagos resident is still okay. If you are interested, make a comment and I will DM you.

brother....u lookin for friend or babe,dont lie?...anyways take any 2 babes u want:
meobizy, Olunmercy56 Siofra, MufasaLion, Beebah2000, AoifeNightfall .they single & ready to mingle sir((THANK ME LATER)) wink

Romance › Re: I Need New Friends by Pumpumking: 8:12am On Dec 13, 2021

patosky3310:
I have been kind of aloof lately. So I need friends I can be relating with, in terms of career, education, relationships, religion, politics, etc. I am in my early thirties. I live in Lagos. If you live in Epe, it is an added advantage, nonetheless, being a Lagos resident is still okay. If you are interested, make a comment and I will DM you.

Celebrities › Re: Top Ten Most Rugged Looking Nigerian Musicians by Pumpumking: 8:06am On Dec 13, 2021

Jazzman01:
These guys are really rugged and are looking fierce. You wouldn't want to come into a direct confrontation with any of these guys.

cc; Lalasticlala

Number one on the list is;

1. Burna Boy

but how can a man say another mans is hand some.....what kinda gay thread is this...was goin on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\(no oofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: Being A Surrogate Mother by Pumpumking: 8:03am On Dec 13, 2021

meobizy:
Surrogacy is a job just like being a roughneck or nanny. People from low income homes can use it to survive for nine months and have enough to survive for up to two years later. There are also many women who enjoy pregnancy because of the care strangers and their significant others show.

^^^see am!!!
which one is sogracy job again? all yor mate are workin has acountant, doctor, lawyyer, dentest, ..and hear u are bragggin like roadside plaintain seller...mugu!!! (no oofeinse) undecided

Romance › Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Pumpumking: 12:04am On Dec 13, 2021

[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=108432740][/quote]well another nairaland babe say i have the bigggest dik on nairaland....sadly she waz tellin the truth? undecided

Music/Radio › Re: When Last Did You Listen To Radio ? by Pumpumking: 11:59pm On Dec 12, 2021

Olunmercy56:
My radio is like my companion for now

thats becoz u cant find man..anyways a liver not a fighter & i want to help u coz i wanto no u..please please plwase can i mate wit u twise, i beg..we talkin 10k to 15k cash ready for u.be nice. i hav moiney can mate wit u please ? U WANT?

Romance › Re: +18: Why Did She Remove Her Bra? Now She's Náked [Pic] by Pumpumking: 9:41pm On Dec 12, 2021

SportsHD:
I thought you were gay? Wetin you wan use woman nude for?

brother, i been date half cast women & yanshing babes ever before u was using walking stick...eddiiiot boy!!(no oofenese) angry

Education › Re: Reaction As Boy Who Moved Many With His Campaign Speech Loses Election (Videos) by Pumpumking: 9:38pm On Dec 12, 2021

Olunmercy56:
Even at their level, their oga are still doing politics for these pupils

You again
anyways i have moiney, U need moiney & i will giv u moiney....so was yor nomba?

Christianity Etc › Re: Marriage Was Not Designed To Make You Happy - Pastor Kingsley Okonkwo (video) by Pumpumking: 9:33pm On Dec 12, 2021

Olunmercy56:
Give it to your slaves Seun Mynd44 Mukina2 Oam4j Justwise Lalasticlala Rocktation, they will be alright, you are all mad together

STOP DERAILING THE THREAD &stop abusing M.O.D's. u a stobborn brat, please growwup or else u be punnnish! angry

Romance › Re: +18: Why Did She Remove Her Bra? Now She's Náked [Pic] by Pumpumking: 9:03pm On Dec 12, 2021

iLegendd:
+18: Why Did She Remove Her Bra? Now She's Náked [Pic]

As I was watching football, I told my female friend to go fry meat and cook fried rice and boom, she took off her clothes, bra, trouser, and panties and went to the kitchen náked as her big ass dangles from left to right.

As a pastor-to-be and a virgin, I had to close my eyes to avoid seeing what I bigger than me.

What do you think is her intentions?

so u triccckus....weres the naaaaaaaked picture sir?? angry

Romance › Re: +18: Why Did She Remove Her Bra? Now She's Náked [Pic] by Pumpumking: 9:03pm On Dec 12, 2021

iLegendd:
+18: Why Did She Remove Her Bra? Now She's Náked [Pic]

As I was watching football, I told my female friend to go fry meat and cook fried rice and boom, she took off her clothes, bra, trouser, and panties and went to the kitchen náked as her big ass dangles from left to right.

As a pastor-to-be and a virgin, I had to close my eyes to avoid seeing what I bigger than me.

What do you think is her intentions?

Romance › Re: A Runs Girl Want A Relationship With Me by Pumpumking: 8:35pm On Dec 12, 2021

meobizy:
God forbid bad thing (no offside).

^^^^^u hav no tastes....Goat!! angry

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