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0Tolu0:
Click link below to see more pictures.
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https://humornstuff.com/tiwa-savage-vs-simi-sexy-30-pictures/

Vickyvice:
whoz this ant? You can go Bleep your dirty mum. My last response to a neophyte

Vickyvice:
whoz this ant? You can go Bleep your dirty mum. My last response to a neophyte

emilo2bad:
Bros send the money to your family members that are in need of it. I work with federal government agency with salary of over 180,000 naira monthly, I am comfortable with it. Thanks to buhari who is not owing anybody salary

meobizy:
Hello all.
I recently purchased a small mortar out of curiosity. From watching multiple adverts especially the BBN Samvita commercial I have come to realize some people actually pound yam using small mortars.
All my life I have only known pounding of yam using large mortars. I'm wondering if using a small one will present a challenge of any sort.
The reason I ask this is because there is a point where the mashed yams get doused with fresh hot water [cold water in some cases] for a proper smoothening. Even with a large mortar where I stand a few inches away the water still splashes on my body. I'm wondering how I'll avoid such when sitting extremely close to the mortar in the case of using a small one.

meobizy:
Change my mind.

meobizy:
Tonto’s reply just boosted her. Tonto is a has been known today for social media shenanigans.

Solzate:
Good afternoon Nairalanders

I Am really greatful for All the support

@Tats may God continue to bless and put joy in your life..

I just got back home now and I am really really happy..
Everyone on Nairaland God will bless you all abundantly.

@Tats I am really grateful

Solzate:
Good afternoon Nairalanders

I Am really greatful for All the support

@Tats may God continue to bless and put joy in your life..

I just got back home now and I am really really happy..
Everyone on Nairaland God will bless you all abundantly.

@Tats I am really grateful

doksblog:
I hear say, by next year 2022, Nigerian government will remove Fuel subsidy.

That means, cost of living will be high, reason because, petroleum controls almost all products in Nigeria.

As I'm talking to you right now, a plate of food around World Bank Area, Owerri, Imo State is #500 (Five hundred Naira).

A room self-con #100K and above and two bedroom flat around #350K per year.

What do you think about the year 2022, if finally govt. removed fuel subsidy as promised? I know God no go shame us!!!!!....

But before then, what is your opinion with festive season around the corner?

Imagine what 100million Naira will do in your life right now when all you need to do is get one of your 2 kidneys removed.

Well, let me quickly go and check what Kidneys do in the body sef.

See What Google says:-....Find out below
https://doksblog.com/can-you-sell-one-of-your-kidneys-for-100million-naira/

meobizy:
As the title says.

KiNg0G:
any spirit of gayism affecting our men today.



OUT!!!


in the name above every other name

Guy loook so much like MufasaLion from nairaland...same nose,same face..same triangle forehead....We hav warn him he will run outter luck one day!!

mcdon024:
As seen
Hello Mr David. Sometimes I feel like Killing my 4 yr old son. Since that child was born, I haven't been able to have Sex with my wife at home. He doesn't allow it. I am not joking. I have not had sex with my wife at home since his birth. We plan to have sex outside though. In hotels and on short trips during weekends, without the boy. But not in our own matrimonial bed. 4 yrs ago, I was anticipating my son's birth. Mr Dave, meeting my baby for the first time was one of the most memorable experiences of my life. Becoming his father was a big adjustment for me, but I did not know was also going to encounter unexplainable hatred for him in addition. He is always holding his mother's breast 3 months after the gift of fatherhood, it hit me that I wanted to resume having Sex with my wife. The urge was so Strong ,I wanted it ASAP.I discussed it with my wife and we were both on board. The moment we started kissing, he started crying. My wife had to move to him. That evening, when I tried removing my wife's underwear, he started to cry again. Ah. The thing bi say, the moment my wife attends to him, she totally forgets about me. The crying during attempted sex continued for a week. One day,I asked my wife not to mind him and rather let us have sex. She was a few seconds in giving me hot bj when BOOM, something fell. We rushed to check and it was our baby. He had fallen from his court. He cried so hard; my testosterone level dropped from 9 to-2055. My libido dipped for 4 months straight. I went on a guilt trip because I thought it was my fault. When he was 6 months old, I tried to have sex again with my wife in our bedroom. The moment the baby sensed his mother's vibe with me, he started his drama. We locked our bedroom door. But he stopped us 5 minutes later. He swallowed a coin and almost died. The evil boy has swallowed or tried swallowing TV remote battery, pins, crayons, buttons, pepper, broken glass, wood, metals etc. just to prevent me from having Sęx with his mother. He broke my TV when he was 2 yrs, cut himself with the knife to bleed, turned on the gas cooker and almost lit a match. In a nutshell Mr Dave, I am tired of practicing patience with that evil child.I don't know what to do. Now that he goes to school, I still can't have sex with my wife at home because our phones ring and it's his teachers. Anytime we want to have s he collapses at school or swallows something sharp and bleeds.Am I the only parent with such a child?
Help push to FP the person might be here looking forward to your advices..

kaiiiii..brother any way i can help sir?

TheGidRedpiller:
We could be hot headed, i accept and most of us have had one bad experiences to the other, fine, i'm not arguing that because for all i care, you all can pick up any ideology you deem fit but understand that we are not PROBLEMATIC!!

The word "Incel" does not exist, its just another stupid notion advocated by feminsts to make woke men appear weak and mediocre. Learn to not relate the other redpillers with TheGidRedpiller, i am the problematic one here and although i have been trying to tone things down for my messages to be able to reach at the right frequency, its not giving many good results.

I am always angry, i am the explicit definition of paranoir and rage, i am the one who is affected so deeply that i can't withold too many shiit up my asss, leave other redpillers out of this and attack me instead PLEASE!

Nobody in the official redpill thread here on nairaland exibits the kind of emotional tintness i exhibit, they are innocent!

Anticipate 20th Of December 2021

Still Typing...

TheGidRedpiller:
We could be hot headed, i accept and most of us have had one bad experiences to the other, fine, i'm not arguing that because for all i care, you all can pick up any ideology you deem fit but understand that we are not PROBLEMATIC!!

The word "Incel" does not exist, its just another stupid notion advocated by feminsts to make woke men appear weak and mediocre. Learn to not relate the other redpillers with TheGidRedpiller, i am the problematic one here and although i have been trying to tone things down for my messages to be able to reach at the right frequency, its not giving many good results.

I am always angry, i am the explicit definition of paranoir and rage, i am the one who is affected so deeply that i can't withold too many shiit up my asss, leave other redpillers out of this and attack me instead PLEASE!

Nobody in the official redpill thread here on nairaland exibits the kind of emotional tintness i exhibit, they are innocent!

Anticipate 20th Of December 2021

Still Typing...

TheGidRedpiller:
We could be hot headed, i accept and most of us have had one bad experiences to the other, fine, i'm not arguing that because for all i care, you all can pick up any ideology you deem fit but understand that we are not PROBLEMATIC!!

The word "Incel" does not exist, its just another stupid notion advocated by feminsts to make woke men appear weak and mediocre. Learn to not relate the other redpillers with TheGidRedpiller, i am the problematic one here and although i have been trying to tone things down for my messages to be able to reach at the right frequency, its not giving many good results.

I am always angry, i am the explicit definition of paranoir and rage, i am the one who is affected so deeply that i can't withold too many shiit up my asss, leave other redpillers out of this and attack me instead PLEASE!

Nobody in the official redpill thread here on nairaland exibits the kind of emotional tintness i exhibit, they are innocent!

Anticipate 20th Of December 2021

Still Typing...

MufasaLion:
Damn! Your foolishness never cease to amaze me.

ThatFairGuy:
You're yapping Nonsense. This is a pastor who married an underage girl

chumaZ:
pumpumking you're broke, stop asking as if you can afford the cheapest gift

No offense

ObaOfUyo:
[s][/s]


Ask any of your sisters if its a crime



useme mkpo

ObaOfUyo:
[s][/s]
It may not be illegal (debatable) but it's offensive anywhere in the world asking a lady you've never met before for sex on a national platform like this. Truth be told, given the growing rates of STIs and unwanted pregnancies, who knows it could be better to remain single than to settle for life with a philandering dog whose only task on earth was to come online and solicit random strangers sex in exchange for money. What where you expecting her to do? agree to your indecent proposal on a forum like nairalander and risk being branded a wh**e or h**ker. That you mad at her for turning down an offer as low as 10k shows who the real "silly he goat" is. I hope you realize or relice (allow me to stoop down to your level of literacy) that Karma being what it is, you will be happy when someone finally approaches either your momma, sisters or daughters on a social media platform, asking them to take off their clothes and go down and dirty with them all for some cheap money. I meant no offense with that please. Now be a good boy, act like a gentleman and apologise to the lady before her curses reach out to you in "londonerm" or wherever u say you are, even tho u can't get your spellings right after spending time at city like londonerm

Get a Brain!!!!






My Peace I will not leave you

because you are an irresponsible man!

ObaOfUyo:
[s][/s]
It may not be illegal (debatable) but it's offensive anywhere in the world asking a lady you've never met before for sex on a national platform like this. Truth be told, given the growing rates of STIs and unwanted pregnancies, who knows it could be better to remain single than to settle for life with a philandering dog whose only task on earth was to come online and solicit random strangers sex in exchange for money. What where you expecting her to do? agree to your indecent proposal on a forum like nairalander and risk being branded a wh**e or h**ker. That you mad at her for turning down an offer as low as 10k shows who the real "silly he goat" is. Karma being what it is, I hope you will be happy when someone finally approaches either your momma, sisters or daughters asking them to take off their clothes and go down and dirty with them all for some cheap money. I meant no offense with that. Now be a good boy, act like a gentleman and apologise to the lady before her curses reach out to you in "londonerm" or wherever u say you are.

Get a Brain!!!!






My Peace I will not leave you because you are an irresponsible man!

huh? askin woman nicely for pucccccy is a crime?...really?..are u ok sir?...
..brother are u gay?(no oofenese)

Mgada1ne:
Hello guys,
I have a girlfriend who is abit Temperate,she gets mad at small things easily.
I missed her call yesterday because i slept up,waking up this morning i called back but i discover i did not have enough airtime so i got no option than ask her to call me back if she has airtime, she could not greet what i heard was “the one you recharged for me"? She then hissed and hanged up . I was so upset at the statement to the extent i almost asked for breakup but had to control myself.
Please guys ,do you think such relationship will lead to something decent?

Son..wot do mean by she got mad at yor small tings......u dont hav priiick?(no oofenese)

Mgada1ne:
Hello guys,
I have a girlfriend who is abit Temperate,she gets mad at small things easily.
I missed her call yesterday because i slept up,waking up this morning i called back but i discover i did not have enough airtime so i got no option than ask her to call me back if she has airtime, she could not greet what i heard was “the one you recharged for me"? She then hissed and hanged up . I was so upset at the statement to the extent i almost asked for breakup but had to control myself.
Please guys ,do you think such relationship will lead to something decent?

slan87:
Just a shoe for my wife n kids, that's all

isaiah4life:
15,000naira. Simple. It will go a long way. I mean a really long way.

BISHOPCHARLIE:
Good evening friendlies,

Please I need your advice on a matter of heart that concerns me.

A while ago, my brother introduced a lady to me. We hit it off immediately, began dating and with time, found reasons to start planning a future together even though things are still sketchy because we don't reside in the same city yet, even though we have plans to sort that out soon.

A few months ago, on my girl's birthday, I saw a few comments on her social media space that unsettled me greatly.
A man made a comment on her birthday post and mentioned her big breasts; she laughed at the comment and replied "thanks boss". Another guy made a video celebrating her birthday and mentioned her breasts again, she also laughed and thanked the bloke.

In response, I didn't contact her for five days and she also was quiet. I broke the silence by sending her a breakup chat.
I mentioned her lukewarm attitude of late and her flirtatious tendencies with other men, citing the instances I saw and the possibility of others that I haven't seen.
She smiled at my chat and told me no hard feelings. I took it that it's over between us and moved on.

A few days afterwards, my brother contacted me, that my girl called him to complain of my breakup with her, that she was so sad at my attitude, that I overreacted.
That she had great plans for us, that she was so pained she couldn't even go to work... That the comments on her social media space by other men mean nothing, that she's not the type to mess around and so on. So he encouraged us to reconcile and continue, told me to avoid her social media space if I'm not so comfortable with the stuffs I see there.

I am reluctant to reconcile with this lady, to do that will be to please my brother and take her back out of pity. A big no for me.

She made her sisters contact me and they are trying to resolve issues between us, saying its devils work trying to destroy a good relationship. Lady is in her 30s and this careless, I can't deal.

Please I need advice on how best to stonewall. I want out completely.

BISHOPCHARLIE:
Good evening friendlies,

Please I need your advice on a matter of heart that concerns me.

A while ago, my brother introduced a lady to me. We hit it off immediately, began dating and with time, found reasons to start planning a future together even though things are still sketchy because we don't reside in the same city yet, even though we have plans to sort that out soon.

A few months ago, on my girl's birthday, I saw a few comments on her social media space that unsettled me greatly.
A man made a comment on her birthday post and mentioned her big breasts; she laughed at the comment and replied "thanks boss". Another guy made a video celebrating her birthday and mentioned her breasts again, she also laughed and thanked the bloke.

In response, I didn't contact her for five days and she also was quiet. I broke the silence by sending her a breakup chat.
I mentioned her lukewarm attitude of late and her flirtatious tendencies with other men, citing the instances I saw and the possibility of others that I haven't seen.
She smiled at my chat and told me no hard feelings. I took it that it's over between us and moved on.

A few days afterwards, my brother contacted me, that my girl called him to complain of my breakup with her, that she was so sad at my attitude, that I overreacted.
That she had great plans for us, that she was so pained she couldn't even go to work... That the comments on her social media space by other men mean nothing, that she's not the type to mess around and so on. So he encouraged us to reconcile and continue, told me to avoid her social media space if I'm not so comfortable with the stuffs I see there.

I am reluctant to reconcile with this lady, to do that will be to please my brother and take her back out of pity. A big no for me.

She made her sisters contact me and they are trying to resolve issues between us, saying its devils work trying to destroy a good relationship. Lady is in her 30s and this careless, I can't deal.

Please I need advice on how best to stonewall. I want out completely.

Abdulmujeeb52:
seems you are suffering from brain disorder. I don't know why you are mannerly inconsistent. The topic reads that two underaged christian folks get married yet you ordering to me tell Muslims to shun such act.
Are you really normal?
Why don't you work on your stinking collocation !

Mikester:
Good evening, I posted this here cause of traffic. Pls help me out. Thanks.

I have this issue that has been bothering me. A dirty nail from a garbage heap at a site I went to work punctured my right foot last 2 weeks both front and middle of my right leg. I yanked it out causing little of the blood to flow out and I managed to walk to get a bus back to my hometown.

On arrival, I heat up a little cover of red oil on a knife and applied it at the two spots and afterwards closed up the injury with the knife, bearing the pain the whole while.

Eventually, Last week about two - five days, I could walk a bit well but after some time, the pain started to get back and now for the past three days, the leg began swelling up to what we have in the picture.

I consulted a pharmacist and she gave me some drugs including ampiclox (don't know if I got the spelling right) assuring me it will work.

I begun the dosage yesterday but I am a bit worried cause the swelling begun some days ago when I tried using hot water to try quicken the healing.

I just want to be sure if the hot water isn't going to negate the effects of the drugs I'm taking cause I'm in pains here. Thanks for your submissions.



Lalasticlala, Ishilove, pls help for more audience.

Mikester:
Good evening, I posted this here cause of traffic. Pls help me out. Thanks.

I have this issue that has been bothering me. A dirty nail from a garbage heap at a site I went to work punctured my right foot last 2 weeks both front and middle of my right leg. I yanked it out causing little of the blood to flow out and I managed to walk to get a bus back to my hometown.

On arrival, I heat up a little cover of red oil on a knife and applied it at the two spots and afterwards closed up the injury with the knife, bearing the pain the whole while.

Eventually, Last week about two - five days, I could walk a bit well but after some time, the pain started to get back and now for the past three days, the leg began swelling up to what we have in the picture.

I consulted a pharmacist and she gave me some drugs including ampiclox (don't know if I got the spelling right) assuring me it will work.

I begun the dosage yesterday but I am a bit worried cause the swelling begun some days ago when I tried using hot water to try quicken the healing.

I just want to be sure if the hot water isn't going to negate the effects of the drugs I'm taking cause I'm in pains here. Thanks for your submissions.



Lalasticlala, Ishilove, pls help for more audience.