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Science/TechnologyRe: So, When Will Nairaland Start Implementing IP Banning? by Pumpumking: 8:35pm On Dec 12, 2021
meobizy:
I don’t date broke people.
ok u win all tho u very rude..please can i yansh u i beg please? smiley
RomanceRe: A Runs Girl Want A Relationship With Me by Pumpumking: 8:09pm On Dec 12, 2021
meobizy:
Yes. You should have impregnated her in the first round.
no tanks ..i rather yansh u coz i commmmme like thunder & wit one rounds with me....truss me u will born twins within 5 days..U WANT? cheesy
Science/TechnologyRe: So, When Will Nairaland Start Implementing IP Banning? by Pumpumking: 8:07pm On Dec 12, 2021
Bodmum:
if you are tired of sharing a website with a nonentities, get the Bleep out of here.
^^^^^^^BEST ANSWER OF 2021...WELL SAID SIR

Meobizy is a natural dumb child sir.she cuss me out everyday & she known forvcussin M.0D. we belif she on the wrong medication smiley
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Polluted While Having Sex,my Gf Did It N We Laughed It Out. by Pumpumking: 7:54pm On Dec 12, 2021
edunaragold:
So it all started 4yrs ago when I could not give up on her but endured till I got her , I love all about this fair lady and while having sex ,sorry to say,she mess and I was like damn girl,that's gonna make me go 3 round more ,and we both laughed and had great times,she cooked for me ,and all was fun ,I guess if she never messed in your side pls check her ,she dey pretend oooo.��������may God bless our beautiful gf especially the ones we called besty.
kaiiii....yor girlfriend like annalsexx?...bro hook me up! cheesy
RomanceRe: Does Body Count Actually Count? by Pumpumking: 7:52pm On Dec 12, 2021
binarymachine:
So, the boat was overturned in middle of the sea and right now, the authorities are recovering the bodies of most of the passengers that were onboard. As it is the body count is very large and it seems not a single soul survived…. Hey there, sorry to take you in that cruise. We are not talking about dead bodies or any corpse here. Though, this can still be some kind of casualty and death if we really want to look at it.

The number of men or women that a person has had sexual contact, I mean sex, with is what my concern is here. This is the body count that i want us to assess if it does really count.

It is a free world. Once most of us attained adulthood and the accompanying freedom that comes with it, we flew off to the ends of the earth, exploring, expediting and having fun. I mean all kinds of fun, sexual one most especially. So, as natural as it may seem, does it really matter if we decide to have a long list of sexual partners? Is there anything inherently wrong with being liberal with our bodies and doing something very “natural”?

Sorry, if you expected a direct response from me cause on this one, I would remain on the sidelines. However, I know of a significant number of persons in the school of thought that what ever we do with our bodies remain a simple exercise. It cannot really touch us. It is a harmless expression and outflow of hormones and emotions which just goes with the moment. So, there is really nothing much attached and it is no big deal.

Another group attach prestige to it. They give some form of grading. “More is always better”, the economists say. So, the higher your body count, the more prestige, the more bragging rights, the more measure of fun, the more experienced, the more fully one has lived… So, so and so.

Still, for a particular class, chastity, integrity, ethics, excellence and the likes, has huge meaning for them. The high numbers seem like looseness, lack of control, lack of worth and a serious depreciation in value. The retribution and hard, negative feelings that are mostimes associated with sexual entanglements, is a big scare for this group. Accordingly, body count is a big thing for these as they try earnestly to avoid the numbers.

There are truly some concepts that fall under the umbrella of subjectivity, as such, some definite conclusions may be difficult to draw on these. Almost everyone have diverse opinion which they are totally entitled to. However, figures and evidences do no lie. Taking these as measuring tools, we can all agree that the higher the number the higher the risks involved. Granted, there are some obvious attractions in this. There are those enticing stuffs that draw so many in. Still, there are abounding instances where great pains, sorrows and suffering have been self-inflicted because of body count.

Thus, whether there is any form of achievement or prestige attached to getting down with a lot of people, I am really ignorant about such. From experience, the high numbers have not really turn out well for many. Maybe in the near future, a section of our resume’ will be adjusted to accommodate such, but at the moment, in all societies, in all human communities, high body count has been more in the negative than otherwise. I will leave it here for our sense of rationality to guide us in hitting high numbers or keeping it as low as possible. See you on my next Article on this, for now, Stay safe mate!

Source: https://flipmemes.com/2021/11/15/does-body-count-actually-count/
Which one is body count sir? undecided
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of A Babe Or Chick? by Pumpumking(op): 6:35pm On Dec 12, 2021
meobizy:
Broke thread (No offtake).
please dont lie...have u ever beento a restorant called nando? ..mind u, they dont sell garrri there. Yes or no? (no oofenese) undecided
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid’s First Son, Boluwatife's Room Sparks Reactions (Video) by Pumpumking: 5:53pm On Dec 12, 2021
Thandiubani:
Reactions have trailed a video of Boluwatife, first son of superstar singer, Wizkid showing off his rapping skills inside his room.

He shared the video on his Instagram page.

Fans say the room is not lit for someone like Boluwatife since he is the son of Wizkid.

While he did well in his rapping, fans refused to express any excitement about his room.

They said his father is mega rich and cannot see why he’s living in such a room like a regular kid.

While some fans believe that the house belongs to his mother, Shola, others expressed doubts saying that someone as rich as Wiz would not allow his family live there.

See reactions below:

ibukun_0609; See where wizkid pikin Dey stay ?? Make I quiet

cynthia_baby23; See house

alexdiva1; Person wa get money his son just be like who them go say him daddy is pushing Abeg Oga try Dey look after this boy his talented Nd u never can tell he might be better then u tomorrow help him help his mum stop allowing people to insult them take correction Nd look at other celebrity kids

cherrys_glow1; Una favorite see houx

tikay212; I don’t want to believe he lives there, he might be in a friends house and recorded that video… let’s even assume wizkid is not in his life, i don’t think his mother at this new age would have that type of TV on the wall…. people needs to chill

foreva_empire; Which house he Dey do this video? Hope he’s not staying in that house

officialamyann; No this is grandma house who they hang such television the wall

angelctp; Who confirmed that he’s Big Wiz kid ?? Looking at that background and looking at where Zion is living then do the maths.
I don’t think our Big Wiz child will be living in a place like this with that telly he’s so happy to show off no attack pls.



https://www.instagram.com/reel/CXTWjbrgEsA/?utm_medium=copy_link

Watch video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDrbElEZzwM
is he actin blue film? angry
RomanceRe: What I Saw Yesterday At A Wedding Ceremony by Pumpumking: 4:52pm On Dec 12, 2021
proxillin:
So much fun at the wedding. I noticed something. And this is not the first time.

The Bride was just an average looking lady. I don't want to sound rude by saying she is ugly. Despite the heavy makeup, she is still what she is.

But the story is, all her entourage, best lady, bridal train were beautiful straight girls. Her friends are so gorgeous. I kuku mingled with 3 of them exchanged whatsapp numbers. And they are telling me they are single.

I keep asking, why are guys always marrying these average looking girls? Who marries these beauty queens? They are always friends of brides.

Or is it me not getting the gist?
wot did u saw yestaday sir? angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Igbo People Like This by Pumpumking: 4:23pm On Dec 12, 2021
CaptainZubi:
You'll render a service to them, to pay you go turn wahala. Then they go con carry you go beer palor go scatter your table with drinks.


Let's say you do work of 10k for them.. to pay you go turn problem.. rather they'll carry you to beer palor and scatter your table with like 10 bottles trophy , life or hero. Beer wey no reach 300 per bottle. That's 3k totally. For their mind they Don settle you be that. Very cunny set of people.
Son..its call COMMMMON SENCE!!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Should I Ask My Friend? by Pumpumking: 4:21pm On Dec 12, 2021
nikky5:
We are both friends in the same church. Both of us are married too. Last Sunday, he shared a testimony before the large congregation how the Lord saved him from armed robbers who operated in a bus he was travelling in from the East to Lagos.

According to him, the robbers numbering four were well armed with sophisticated weapons. They diverted the bus into a bush in the evening and dispossessed them of their valuables and cash.

As if that was not enough, the armed robbers asked them to pick female partners and start having sex. He told the church that only one woman resisted and was shot at a close range on her forehead.

He is an evangelist who preaches holiness and salvation.

He didn't tell us if he also complied with the robbers instructions.

Now, his wife wants me to ask him if he also cooperated because she is having itching in her private part and she is afraid to tell her husband. She is suspecting he might have contacted STD.

He is an irritant and could be aggressive if asked that kind of question.

Should I summon courage and ask him so that he can go for a check up and get both of them treated?

The church stood up and gave thanks to the Lord.
Wow Nabila. so u wanto yansh yor pastor becuz he marry arm robber in yor church...correct?...i dont meannto sound rudes but please are u ok?(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Should I Ask My Friend? by Pumpumking: 4:18pm On Dec 12, 2021
nikky5:
We are both friends in the same church. Both of us are married too. Last Sunday, he shared a testimony before the large congregation how the Lord saved him from armed robbers who operated in a bus he was travelling in from the East to Lagos.

According to him, the robbers numbering four were well armed with sophisticated weapons. They diverted the bus into a bush in the evening and dispossessed them of their valuables and cash.

As if that was not enough, the armed robbers asked them to pick female partners and start having sex. He told the church that only one woman resisted and was shot at a close range on her forehead.

He is an evangelist who preaches holiness and salvation.

He didn't tell us if he also complied with the robbers instructions.

Now, his wife wants me to ask him if he also cooperated because she is having itching in her private part and she is afraid to tell her husband. She is suspecting he might have contacted STD.

He is an irritant and could be aggressive if asked that kind of question.

Should I summon courage and ask him so that he can go for a check up and get both of them treated?

The church stood up and gave thanks to the Lord.
angry
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Most Rugged Looking Nigerian Musicians by Pumpumking: 4:16pm On Dec 12, 2021
Jazzman01:
How does looking tough and rugged correlate with handsomeness?

We are talking about guys whose looks and actions strikes fear into the heart of other people, you are talking about gay. What did you smoke this afternoon?
so borma boy turns u on becuz he looooklike women wearrrin braid..correct?...bro the sad things is people dont no they r torining gay until its too late....insted of u creating thread about lightskin or halfcast women.
.u busy creatin thread on men who want to be look like women.SHAME ON U SIR FOR ENCOURAGING HOMO. we are disapointed(no oofenese) angry
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Most Rugged Looking Nigerian Musicians by Pumpumking: 4:04pm On Dec 12, 2021
Jazzman01:
These guys are really rugged and are looking fierce. You wouldn't want to come into a direct confrontation with any of these guys.




Number one on the list is;

1. Burna Boy
why is man sayin another man is hand some?? thays GAY GAY GAY!!! angry
RomanceRe: Is It Ok To Toast Babe In Church? by Pumpumking(op): 1:25pm On Dec 12, 2021
Vinnie2000:
This Pumpumking Guy though! huh

You call A Man's Wife, a Wife Material? huh sad


Owk, Pumpumking!
BTW, Is this Babe Finer than ur sweetie, Siofra? wink cheesy
a mans wife cannot be wifey material?....hav u ever hard girlfriend in yor life?...GOAT!! angry
RomanceRe: Is It Ok To Toast Babe In Church? by Pumpumking(op): 1:23pm On Dec 12, 2021
meobizy:
Let’s make it 100% so we’ll add your sisters, mothers, cousins and aunties to the mix.
U very rude
RomanceRe: Is It Ok To Toast Babe In Church? by Pumpumking(op): 1:13pm On Dec 12, 2021
MJBOLT:
the only difference between ladies in churches and ladies at the club is the clothes they are putting on.
^^^REAL TALK....SALUTE!!!!
RomanceRe: Is It Ok To Toast Babe In Church? by Pumpumking(op): 1:13pm On Dec 12, 2021
meobizy:
Troll thread (no off light).
^^^^^
Meobizy the touble maker! undecided
RomanceRe: Advice Plz by Pumpumking: 12:24pm On Dec 12, 2021
Wuenglishepp03:
Am tired of salary work, I want to learn a realible skill, plz my people what kind of skills can I learn within a short period. Am 34 years, nd a single dad of 1. Thanks.
I.T skill (I.T course) smiley
RomanceRe: Is It Ok To Toast Babe In Church? by Pumpumking(op): 12:22pm On Dec 12, 2021
Yinkakolawole:
U can approach but no to married woman
ok sir.will try another one smiley
RomanceRe: Is It Ok To Toast Babe In Church? by Pumpumking(op): 12:20pm On Dec 12, 2021
Chloraseptic:
No don't ever try it.....

Cementry is better.
angry
RomanceRe: Worthless Guys Are Taking The Redpill Shi Too Serious* by Pumpumking: 12:15pm On Dec 12, 2021
Negroid001:
What's your take on this?
see yor headlike engine oil. are u not a man? Redpil is a great guy & all men soppot the brother...and brother please go n find plate to wash if u bored!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Worthless Guys Are Taking The Redpill Shi Too Serious* by Pumpumking: 12:12pm On Dec 12, 2021
Negroid001:
What's your take on this?
angry
RomanceIs It Ok To Toast Babe In Church? by Pumpumking(op): 12:07pm On Dec 12, 2021
....oh boy,saw this mans wife in church this morning & i juss fall in love.she was the typical wifey material type wit sweet body but her kids waz kinda blockin my viewing coz he was playin video game but wunt move that his big fat skiiny potato head from my view angry
anyways am lookin for a chance to toast her next week....dyamm she fine.
I still dont think its a sin to toast women in church thou undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Accept This Salesboy 7am-7pm, N25k Job Offer? by Pumpumking: 10:44am On Dec 12, 2021
EM123:
No i'm thanking you now . professor english speaker and english reader. Please can you teach me how to read and write? If you can't please forever remain silent with your pride. Nonsense.
Calm down brother. have u beento London?no..so please show respet when u talkin to people Not on yor level....i juss eat full british breakfast sir.u up set becuz i spend allmost 25k everydayvforvlunch, breakfast or dinnar?dont wooory keep safeing your pocket moiney & hopefully in 20year, u will have moiney likevme!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: I Cant sleeep please help! by Pumpumking(op): 4:39am On Dec 12, 2021
Its 2am & i cant sleeep....please help

anyone kindly gots any nice desent sex tape or olosho video please..but must be clean cut. Or is any nice lady up for clean chat please? smiley
RomanceRe: At What Age Should a Man Stop Bleeping His Wife by Pumpumking: 2:19am On Dec 12, 2021
sofiscatedmoron:
undecided kiss
At whay age should a man stop bleeping his wife?
Any idea?
I can help sir...ok so how old is yor wife n is she lightskin? cheesy
RomanceRe: Small Girls No Dey Fear Again O by Pumpumking: 2:15am On Dec 12, 2021
Reggaemich:
I was going out today I noticed how a girl between the age of 13- 15 was stirring at me when we crossed path,

I do see her before but I don't really give her face or show interest

I always respect Myself

So after going to my destination then on returning home around 7pm, I passed there house

This girl was in their house compound, all of a sudden

She came out from were she was and came to the road were I was passing going home (A street Road which was kind of quiet) and was doing abnormal things close to me like stretching , e.t.c

So as just to catch my attention, so as to talk to her

Note
It was almost dark, and if I decide to Run her OT or toast her, nobody will easily see my face because it was dark

That is why I don't blame some people accused of being pedophiles because u don't know the opportunities that presented it self to such a person

So what I do in such situations is listen to both sides of the stories(Accused and Complainant)
so u toasted 13year old house girl in yor compound becuz NEPA take light...correct?..brother, technically u a peterfile. Shamme on u for toastin underage chick. SHAME ON U & u dhold be arrested SIR!!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Small Girls No Dey Fear Again O by Pumpumking: 2:12am On Dec 12, 2021
Reggaemich:
I was going out today I noticed how a girl between the age of 13- 15 was stirring at me when we crossed path,

I do see her before but I don't really give her face or show interest

I always respect Myself

So after going to my destination then on returning home around 7pm, I passed there house

This girl was in their house compound, all of a sudden

She came out from were she was and came to the road were I was passing going home (A street Road which was kind of quiet) and was doing abnormal things close to me like stretching , e.t.c

So as just to catch my attention, so as to talk to her

Note
It was almost dark, and if I decide to Run her OT or toast her, nobody will easily see my face because it was dark

That is why I don't blame some people accused of being pedophiles because u don't know the opportunities that presented it self to such a person

So what I do in such situations is listen to both sides of the stories(Accused and Complainant)
angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigeria Girls Wicked by Pumpumking: 2:10am On Dec 12, 2021
Highestbidder1:
Just one year I left Nigeria to Canada ��
My girlfriend is already married after all the promises we made.
She is even pregnant, I do send her money when I start working in Canada, but she blocked me after some months. Just this night she unblocked me.
Brother..goooogle MUGU!!!! (no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigeria Girls Wicked by Pumpumking: 2:09am On Dec 12, 2021
Highestbidder1:
Just one year I left Nigeria to Canada ��
My girlfriend is already married after all the promises we made.
She is even pregnant, I do send her money when I start working in Canada, but she blocked me after some months. Just this night she unblocked me.
angry

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