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RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Heartless by Pumpumking: 11:53am On Jan 07, 2022
LiberatedGirl:
Thanks. It can't Crash. If it breaks we will still be friends. What You Guys have failed to see is when I say Boyfriend I'm not talking of Sex Boyfriend, I'm talking of a friend that is a boy. If my boyfriend was a Girl I'd be singing her Praise. I do have a female friend who I sing her praise to her face and to everyone including my boyfriend but I don't have the energy to sing everybody's Praise on Nairaland.
great idea.. can we mate so we can make yor boyfriend jelos? cheesy
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Heartless by Pumpumking: 11:23am On Jan 07, 2022
LiberatedGirl:
After two female Strangers harrassed my Boyfriend to either buy bread or drinks for them my man's opinion of women has nosedived. I gave him the gist of how Women today are and he was shocked. So my boyfriend has hardened his heart towards Women, he does not want to be used by women. Luckily I'm in his good books and he sent N3,000 into my account as an apology for buying them drinks, he did not sit with them to drink anything , he just bought them drinks and went on his merry way sad and Angry that he had been used. The drinks came to N300 and he is angry. Anyway my man knows what's up now. No Free Drinks For Strangers either Male or Female.
Yor boyfriend very greedy..& we sopot u.
.best ting we should do is u sleeep wit me so we can him jelos....U WANT? cheesy
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Heartless by Pumpumking: 11:19am On Jan 07, 2022
LiberatedGirl:
After two female Strangers harrassed my Boyfriend to either buy bread or drinks for them my man's opinion of women has nosedived. I gave him the gist of how Women today are and he was shocked. So my boyfriend has hardened his heart towards Women, he does not want to be used by women. Luckily I'm in his good books and he sent N3,000 into my account as an apology for buying them drinks, he did not sit with them to drink anything , he just bought them drinks and went on his merry way sad and Angry that he had been used. The drinks came to N300 and he is angry. Anyway my man knows what's up now. No Free Drinks For Strangers either Male or Female.
angry
RomanceRe: Too Many Prostitute In Lekki Axis Of Lagos by Pumpumking: 10:19am On Jan 07, 2022
mediainc:
Jobless illegal immigrant, better luck hiding from immigration grin
Brother ask nicely & i will giv u 2000naira to find chip babe ..deal? angry
CelebritiesRe: 6 Singers Who Became Popular Through The Influence Of Olamide by Pumpumking: 10:09am On Jan 07, 2022
siofra:
Fireboy?
...shoty...are we yanshing nest weeek or not gadddemit....aint gots all day! angry
CelebritiesRe: 6 Singers Who Became Popular Through The Influence Of Olamide by Pumpumking: 10:08am On Jan 07, 2022
siofra:
Fireboy?
angry
RomanceRe: I Pass..i Pass ...I Pass.. Hurrrrray!!!!!!!!!!! by Pumpumking(op): 9:16am On Jan 07, 2022
hmmmm....ok seriooosly..s beginning to sound like nobody done covid test in that Nigeria place......so guys please when am in that Nigeria place on holiday for 2weeek...jusss stay 100 feeet social distant away from me (except for the ladies wot nice body thou)..i don wanna cath convid!! (no oofenesece) angry
RomanceRe: I Cum Too Fast, Please What Will I Do? by Pumpumking: 2:58am On Jan 07, 2022
Polynek:
I cum very fast during sex.
Please how can I last longer naturally without taking sex enhancer drugs?
Experienced people please suggest for me how to last longer or wat I shud be doing?
Juss watch 10 commmandment twice & u shall be free sir! angry
RomanceRe: I Cum Too Fast, Please What Will I Do? by Pumpumking: 2:57am On Jan 07, 2022
Polynek:
I cum very fast during sex.
Please how can I last longer naturally without taking sex enhancer drugs?
Experienced people please suggest for me how to last longer or wat I shud be doing?
angry
RomanceRe: Why Don't People Respect My Culture by Pumpumking: 2:56am On Jan 07, 2022
Ilamina:
Of me being alone
was yor culture...germany? angry
RomanceRe: Why Don't People Respect My Culture by Pumpumking: 2:56am On Jan 07, 2022
Ilamina:
Of me being alone
angry
RomanceRe: What You Should Know About 2022 by Pumpumking: 2:53am On Jan 07, 2022
Mercisharelove:
2022, the year to pray and expect answers from GOD ALMIGHTY.

The year to know whether HE'S LISTENING TO YOUR VOICE OR YOU ARE JUST TALKING TO THE AIR.

THIS IS THE YEAR TO KNOW WHOM YOU ARE.
u need to be tellin our black womens to QUIT playin had to get in 2021....we dont need stress!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: What You Should Know About 2022 by Pumpumking: 2:52am On Jan 07, 2022
Mercisharelove:
2022, the year to pray and expect answers from GOD ALMIGHTY.

The year to know whether HE'S LISTENING TO YOUR VOICE OR YOU ARE JUST TALKING TO THE AIR.

THIS IS THE YEAR TO KNOW WHOM YOU ARE.
angry
RomanceRe: Guys Be Honest. Will You Smash Or Pass? (photo) by Pumpumking: 1:52am On Jan 07, 2022
WickedPisa:
lol are you a bastard ?
Sound like u never yansh lightskin woman in yor life sir...i can help u!!(THANK ME LATER) wink
RomanceRe: Guys Be Honest. Will You Smash Or Pass? (photo) by Pumpumking:
BestDicker:
Seriouslyhuh
Bobrisky of all people babymama?
Where is the womb?
Mehn!!! you are high on cheap drug...

Like i use to say nairaland is supposed to have a delete botton.

Brother..all thou she loooklike siofra, she is still preeetier & lightskin pass 99.9% of all nairaland female...i lie?
(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Lesbian And Gays In House Answer This Question!!!! by Pumpumking: 12:25am On Jan 07, 2022
Sirchiboy:
There is this guy a gay for that matter asking me out on Facebook.
I told him why is he a gay,
He said he does not enjoy sex or feel anything with women.
He said that having sex with a man is the best thing that has ever happen to him.
Then I began to ponder how can a guy enjoy sex with his fellow man but does not feel any thing with the female counterpart.
Please gays in the house your input is needed
angry
RomanceRe: Guys Be Honest. Will You Smash Or Pass? (photo) by Pumpumking: 11:13pm On Jan 06, 2022
BestDicker:
There nothing to dick here..
Just an inflated silicone..

I will rather save my white sperm for a fleshy cute bubble butt queen.
Are u blind or do u use workin stick?.....can u see she lightskin & cant u see her face?...i will mske her my babymama tomorrow sir!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Freedom Or Loneliness? by Pumpumking: 11:00pm On Jan 06, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Lolsss.. cheesy

Crazy dude is back! sad cheesy

Where have you been? Where u banned? Did u miss ur boo, Siofra? wink
Siofra is pregggnant...my new baby mama wink
RomanceRe: Freedom Or Loneliness? by Pumpumking: 10:41pm On Jan 06, 2022
Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. Is it freedom or loneliness?
Brother go n watch blue film sir!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Guys Be Honest. Will You Smash Or Pass? (photo) by Pumpumking: 10:40pm On Jan 06, 2022
iTearHerToto:
As usual hypocrites might pop up with their BS but who cares?
As for me and my entire household I'll smash her punna till she grows back a cockk. Aje!

I won't let no punna walls untouched. Aje! angry
Kaiiii...i will gladly yansh n re-yansh her.....she lightskin!! cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Buys 2022 Lamborghini Urus Novitec Edition Worth ₦250 Million (Photos) by Pumpumking: 8:09pm On Jan 06, 2022
Optimistguy1969:
Shut up and read my comment again.
This time , slowly.
U r dumb very dumb sir...u sit down on nairaland gosssipin about celebity millionaire who dont even no u exist......bro my strong advive..go n find work!!(no oofenese) undecided
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Dies After Swallowing Drugs During Arrest In South Africa by Pumpumking:
Kosoco:
Again
of course...IBO people again..they will all ways carrry drug grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Dies After Swallowing Drugs During Arrest In South Africa by Pumpumking: 5:36pm On Jan 06, 2022
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Buys 2022 Lamborghini Urus Novitec Edition Worth ₦250 Million (Photos) by Pumpumking: 5:34pm On Jan 06, 2022
Optimistguy1969:
Dem go dey spend money anyhow.

I know say na their money o.

But I no wan hear say Gorilla don go broke by 2033.

Cos many celebrities NO GET SENSE
uncle...if yor commmon sense is common sir, u will no they work hard for there moiney........the boy drive latest Lambogini.. yet... u stuck hear on Nairaland naggin like lonely house wife,...dont wooory, oneday, u will catchhup..LIFE SHAA!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Say A Word Of Prayer For Me, It's My Birthday.. by Pumpumking: 5:29pm On Jan 06, 2022
RoyalBlu:
smiley smiley

Happy New Year to you Sir.
tanks..i love womens callin me dadddy...can i call u mummy and please will u be my baby mama kindly please? smiley
CrimeRe: Dowen: Sylvester's Mum In Tears As Students & Staff Are Exonerated (Video) by Pumpumking: 5:21pm On Jan 06, 2022
RoyalBlu:
embarassed embarassed

Reading this just left me in tears. Too sad.

Dear Lord, please hearken unto the cry of this heartbroken mother.
tear ke? please let me hugg u. i love hugggin womens in tear please. can i take u to a nando restorant on friday please? am ready to spend u. U WANT?? cheesy
RomanceRe: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Pumpumking: 5:19pm On Jan 06, 2022
TheKingsmann:
I honestly don't have anything bad against him whatsoever, but he should know his limits, I felt so angry when he told a married lady that he wants to have bluefilm with her, if you were a female would u have love such joke? like I said earlier there are some limits to some things, he can have the liberty to clown around , no one gives a damn but telling someone that's married that he will pay her to have sexual intercourse with her is way bad

RoyalBlu you are free now, I guess the pumpumking has been banned by the mods already.

My brother. so was the deal wit u & Royalblu? are u fokin her sir or u juss friend sir? ....pls let me no so i can movvvvin sir!! (REAL TALK)) cheesy
RomanceRe: Igbo Man Gets Sacked After He Commented On Colleague's Breast Status at Work by Pumpumking: 3:05pm On Jan 06, 2022
siofra:
This should serve as a lesson to all men. All the nonsense you talk about women here, don't try it in real life.

ok jokes apat ...its 2022 be .when are we gonna yansh?. cheesy
RomanceRe: Make Una Help Me Locate This Access Babe by Pumpumking: 12:02pm On Jan 03, 2022
Deicide:
Anytime I go withdrawal money I day always see this beautiful face. The hair style is just muah grin This could be my future Wife make una help me find her Abeg.
brother..please go n watch blue film sir!!(no oofenese) angry
RomanceRe: Make Una Help Me Locate This Access Babe by Pumpumking: 12:01pm On Jan 03, 2022
Deicide:
Anytime I go withdrawal money I day always see this beautiful face. The hair style is just muah grin This could be my future Wife make una help me find her Abeg.
angry

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