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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Pumpumking: 1:44am On Aug 28, 2021
safarigirl:
Cross never speak English finish, he say he don dey try learn French, but E no dey click. E no fit dear grin
hello I have moiney. Can I dates u twice please? smiley
RomanceRe: One Year Down! A Lot More To Come! Happy Birthday To Me by Pumpumking:
Lamanii22:
Thankful for life and God's grace upon my life �
congrats. am single. Can I be yor birthday present for knew boyfriend? smiley
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Guys Do This Nonsense? by Pumpumking: 10:31pm On Aug 27, 2021
Devonelle:
Is it a crime for a lady to be out in public alone?!

Can’t a lady sit and enjoy her meal in a restaurant without a random weirdo trying to start a boring conversation??!!

Is it a sin for me to go out to the movies with hearing corny pickup lines, like dude, let me enjoy my evening! angry

Upon all the stress I get at work during the week, you men still won’t let me have a peaceful weekend.

STOP IT!
..why u going out when u not lightskin& why u going out to find man like desparate bread seller?......please stay on yor lane & stay home. Going outs is for mans!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Guys Do This Nonsense? by Pumpumking: 10:29pm On Aug 27, 2021
Devonelle:
Is it a crime for a lady to be out in public alone?!

Can’t a lady sit and enjoy her meal in a restaurant without a random weirdo trying to start a boring conversation??!!

Is it a sin for me to go out to the movies with hearing corny pickup lines, like dude, let me enjoy my evening! angry

Upon all the stress I get at work during the week, you men still won’t let me have a peaceful weekend.

STOP IT!
angry
Christianity EtcRe: Should Restitution Be Preached? by Pumpumking: 10:25pm On Aug 27, 2021
Lovalovaphunmz:
If truly dir will be a judgement day, all these so called men of God and deacons go get case gan sha....if na sin i talk, make God forgive me.
Hello. Please describe yor sef and type of yansh shape please. I need a knew babe please. Thanks smiley
FamilyRe: Just Married 50 Years Ago: Cute Pictures Of My Parents' Wedding Anniversary. by Pumpumking: 10:23pm On Aug 27, 2021
Danniedpastor:
Please, who was your English teacher?
Abeg read and comprehend jare.
So u agree his parent is 50 year old twins, corect?...bro u hav common sense sir! angry
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Must Continue To Exist: Obasanjo Rules Out Yoruba Nation, IPOB by Pumpumking: 9:16pm On Aug 27, 2021
Monogamy:
Biafra as a country is dead and buried long time.
^^^^BEST QUOTE OF 2021.
..WELL SAID!!!
cheesy
RomanceRe: Does Smoking Weed Really Cause Insanity? by Pumpumking: 8:52pm On Aug 27, 2021
bodybuilder:
To experts and doctors in the house, does smoking weed , only weed no other drugs cause insanity? I need a non bias answer. Growing up there was this myth than weed causes madness.
I know tons of people that smoke weed and aren't mad yet. So, how true s this?
Candidlady smoke weed sir...she's harasing me angry
Foreign AffairsRe: The Taliban Will Enjoy Killing Us': Gay Man Trapped In Afghanistan (Pix) by Pumpumking: 8:38pm On Aug 27, 2021
HolinessForever:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9932305/The-Taliban-enjoy-killing-Gay-man-trapped-Afghanistan-says-Taliban-hunting-us.html

Hardbody...don't let Taliban catch u sir...they will chop of yor prik in 2 section & fed them to hungry camel....& guess wot..I be laughing!!(no oofense) angry
FamilyRe: Just Married 50 Years Ago: Cute Pictures Of My Parents' Wedding Anniversary. by Pumpumking: 8:27pm On Aug 27, 2021
hardbody:
You are just not smart. Assume they got married at age 15 each, 50 years together means they will be 65years. How can someone be this dumb and still very proud to display it in a public space. God forbid.

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..ok so are u sayin the dad is Peterfile becuz he marry the mother at 15 years old becuz she is underage & is ok they both 50 year old....correct?....brother, u r so cold & disresspetful for sayin the father marry the mother at 15 year old..shame on u sir!!!(no oofense) angry

FamilyRe: Just Married 50 Years Ago: Cute Pictures Of My Parents' Wedding Anniversary. by Pumpumking: 6:06pm On Aug 27, 2021
SirMichael1:
Mrcork, you are really retated. You need to check into an asylum.

How? cant person ask question? saintftm say his parent are 50year old each.
I simply ask if they twin coz they loook a like sir!!(no ofeinse) angry
FamilyRe: Just Married 50 Years Ago: Cute Pictures Of My Parents' Wedding Anniversary. by Pumpumking: 5:55pm On Aug 27, 2021
saintftm:
A perfect example of God's Grace. #togetherforever. Papa and Mama got married on 28th August, 1971. 50years of togetherness, through thick and thin. #goldentogether.
...ok so u sayin yor parents are 50 years old ....correct?....are they twins sir?(no ofeinse) angry
FamilyRe: Just Married 50 Years Ago: Cute Pictures Of My Parents' Wedding Anniversary. by Pumpumking: 5:54pm On Aug 27, 2021
saintftm:
A perfect example of God's Grace. #togetherforever. Papa and Mama got married on 28th August, 1971. 50years of togetherness, through thick and thin. #goldentogether.
angry
FamilyRe: Can You Sleep Using This Snake Bed Sheet Cover? by Pumpumking: 5:45pm On Aug 27, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
You are just a disgusting creature. Your write up alone wana make me puke, eww!!
Corection sir:
1) ? I have moiney (£)....u have naira
2) Am a Londoner.....u in that Nigeria place
3)I get womens....u have another foot on yor profile (gay)
4). My prik bigger pass u(no oofense) angry
FamilyRe: Can You Sleep Using This Snake Bed Sheet Cover? by Pumpumking: 4:45pm On Aug 27, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
jesus christ!!.

wetin persin no go see for nairaland. Bross who the fu*k are you angry
so why did u put up foto of another man on yor profile sir? u like men? AGAIN SIR, do u relice that Gay is 14years prison & if the catch u, they will lock u in jail were u will have acccess to plenty boy friend sir!!! (THANK ME LATER) undecided
FamilyRe: Can You Sleep Using This Snake Bed Sheet Cover? by Pumpumking: 4:35pm On Aug 27, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
Oga what are you feeling like undecided .

G.T.F.O
u mean u dont smoke weeds?? bro u are clearly sufffarin, truss me. Weed is good for yor brain and help u pull womens. it will also make yor brain expand sinse its tiny sir. truss me. do u relize that u can be jail 14 years if u decide to turn gay sir? I advise u to start smokin weed asap so u can pull women sir. Candidlady is now one of my knew babes and guess wot, she promise me thingy after we link up for dinner 2nite!! (BOSS MOVE SIR) smiley
RomanceRe: Does Smoking Weed Really Cause Insanity? by Pumpumking: 4:31pm On Aug 27, 2021
Candidlady:
Don't know why laughing this way, could be thr fact am stoned ...

You be serious trouble maker ...

Leave me be abeg smiley
ok i for give u. i no u need moiney coz womens all ways need moiney. guess wot, i have moiney.
...anyways please please please can we juss smash & be friend i beg? am a nice guy i swaaaar. U want?? smiley
CrimeRe: Nigerian Woman Dies Six Days After Her Mother's Death (Photos) by Pumpumking: 3:16pm On Aug 27, 2021
Candidlady:
Your folks monkey....

Your mum kangaroo while your dad that couldn't keep his peepee inside hegoat
Calm down baby.am a lover not a fighter. Will u stop acting like a Nigeria by cussing innocent people for no reason? Wow...and then u complain u cant find man on nairaland (shame) undecided
RomanceRe: Does Smoking Weed Really Cause Insanity? by Pumpumking: 3:12pm On Aug 27, 2021
BDXTRA:
Ok sir grin ..... However, me no fit smoke o, but I can eat it as vegetable, na dat reason I dey ask weda it works when eating it inside food grin
Bro. There is a nairaland babe call Candidlady that smoke weed more than davido. She always cussing people. She cuss the hell outter me simply becuz I take am to a Booker roadside restaurant insted of nando. That's the side effect of weed. It make u cuss innocent people for no reason. She fine but ugly in a fine way sir undecided
CrimeRe: Nigerian Woman Dies Six Days After Her Mother's Death (Photos) by Pumpumking: 1:51pm On Aug 27, 2021
Candidlady:
You need help you this kid
are u not sopose to like moiney? womens like moiney so should u. I have moiney. am offarrin u moiney and insted of jumpin on the opotunity, u actin like u all dat, behavin like kanggaroo monkey!! (goat) angry
EducationRe: Is UNILAG The 1st Nigerian University To Adopt Online Voting? by Pumpumking: 1:24pm On Aug 27, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
Nop
Uniuyo has been voting online for the past 4years since I got admitted
quik questions. can i kiss u? smiley
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Share An Apartment With The Opposite Sex Without Having Sex by Pumpumking: 1:23pm On Aug 27, 2021
Pegi23:
Men are evil and not to be trusted.....their prick no go hear word. To avoid raping that innocent lady..the answer is hell no..it is not possible.
hello i have moiney.
please can u quickly send me a full pictures of yor sef from waist down ward.....u looook familear?...please hurry smiley
CrimeRe: Thomas Obi Tawo 'General Iron' Killed (Graphic Photos) by Pumpumking: 1:22pm On Aug 27, 2021
Megatron77:
Cross River na the most peaceful state for this country, watch your tongue.
hello i have moiney.
please can u quickly send me a full pictures of yor sef from waist down ward.....u looook familear?...please hurry smiley
CrimeRe: Nigerian Woman Dies Six Days After Her Mother's Death (Photos) by Pumpumking: 1:21pm On Aug 27, 2021
Candidlady:
cry



News like this makes me wanna cry....


Death
Respecter of no man
can

hello i have moiney.
please can u quickly send me a full pictures of yor sef from waist down ward.....u looook familear?...please hurry
smiley
RomanceRe: Beauty vs Character by Pumpumking:
Lostchild:
Beauty vs Character

I saw one Nairaland chenkess chastising a guy why he would think of beauty instead of character in a woman

As for me Lost child - I will go for pretty (dolly) because

Fine man + fine woman = fine offspring

Which sane man will be looking for a woman with good character in this 21st century? when 95% of all women worldwide has rotten mindset and character

I will choose beauty over and over again because my only gain from a woman is to have children.

Which one would you choose?

Your honest opinion is highly welcome
wot in the blooooomin name of mr cork r u talking about sir...r u going to yansh characters?....I hope u not gay or else... angry
. Of cose it's all about beauty: u want to yansh the babe, look the babe & fil like spiderman!!! (True story)
angry
RomanceRe: Beauty vs Character by Pumpumking: 11:39am On Aug 27, 2021
Lostchild:
Beauty vs Character

I saw one Nairaland chenkess chastising a guy why he would think of beauty instead of character in a woman

As for me Lost child - I will go for pretty (dolly) because

Fine man + fine woman = fine offspring

Which sane man will be looking for a woman with good character in this 21st century? when 95% of all women worldwide has rotten mindset and character

I will choose beauty over and over again because my only gain from a woman is to have children.

Which one would you choose?

Your honest opinion is highly welcome
angry
RomanceRe: Does Anyone No How To Potty Train A Dog? by Pumpumking(op): 8:59am On Aug 27, 2021
Beebah2000:
Hahahaha...!! Oga, Abeg dey lie small small ooo. My ceiling nearly fall on top of my head ooo. cheesy
Anyway,no buy wetin u no fit train ooo. angry angry
QUESTION:
Is it iligal for u to be nice? undecided
RomanceRe: Does Anyone No How To Potty Train A Dog? by Pumpumking(op): 8:53am On Aug 27, 2021
Petoski7:
Sniffing other dog's butt doesn't make it gay..its part of the natural things they do. If you doubt me, you can look it up.

Also check youtube for the rest of your problems.
Thank u sir!!
RomanceRe: What does it mean to fall in love? by Pumpumking: 8:45am On Aug 27, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
Of course. Looks are fun, but they are just the wrapping on the package. Again why? After the average looks and some desirability, Intelligence is something that I think has a far reaching impact on the relationship than looks. With intelligence, you can solve any and all the problems and build a great future and educate a generation and conquer the world and all of these things are more important to me than marginal looks I called this PERSON OF CLASS. Looks are fine and having these would be a great plus and I would welcome that but I'd put more premium on intelligence any day. Because sooner or later, you have to find out what’s inside.

I must tell you Intelligence is sexy, no matter what your gender or preferences. He or she doesn't need to know the "Theory of Relativity, or QUANTUM PHYSICS" or have an IQ over 150, but at least tickle our brain cells with interesting conversation. The more tidbits of random knowledge that a man and a woman know, the more physically attractive he/she will be as well. Given a chance, I choose three women in romance land namely ISLIlove, Poco, and Drfunmi. Thank goodness I am blessed to be with one of them. I mean looking at their posts most time they are logical, calculative, and straight up. It may not favour your disposition but trust me there is something to look at for.
So do you find intelligence sexier than looks, or let me put it this way, Do you prefer Regina Daniel to Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala? Whom will you take to your mama.
Yansh sir..one with the biggest yansh!!! angry
RomanceRe: What does it mean to fall in love? by Pumpumking: 8:45am On Aug 27, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
Of course. Looks are fun, but they are just the wrapping on the package. Again why? After the average looks and some desirability, Intelligence is something that I think has a far reaching impact on the relationship than looks. With intelligence, you can solve any and all the problems and build a great future and educate a generation and conquer the world and all of these things are more important to me than marginal looks I called this PERSON OF CLASS. Looks are fine and having these would be a great plus and I would welcome that but I'd put more premium on intelligence any day. Because sooner or later, you have to find out what’s inside.

I must tell you Intelligence is sexy, no matter what your gender or preferences. He or she doesn't need to know the "Theory of Relativity, or QUANTUM PHYSICS" or have an IQ over 150, but at least tickle our brain cells with interesting conversation. The more tidbits of random knowledge that a man and a woman know, the more physically attractive he/she will be as well. Given a chance, I choose three women in romance land namely ISLIlove, Poco, and Drfunmi. Thank goodness I am blessed to be with one of them. I mean looking at their posts most time they are logical, calculative, and straight up. It may not favour your disposition but trust me there is something to look at for.
So do you find intelligence sexier than looks, or let me put it this way, Do you prefer Regina Daniel to Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala? Whom will you take to your mama.
angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Robert O'Neill Says It's 'Time To Kill People' After Kabul Terror Attack by Pumpumking: 8:19am On Aug 27, 2021
Offorgerald15:
Enough of all these killings

Tell that to that terrrrrrrrorist taliban midget scum wannna-be (Namdi kanu) tryin to destroy Nigeria sir!!(no oofense) angry
CelebritiesRe: Dj Cuppy And Kiddwaya Now Dating? (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 8:17am On Aug 27, 2021
Hotzone:
Nwatakiri, what u don’t know try to ask
So u a millionaire..& u on nairaland..correct? U tink this is monopoly? Brother u need help sir!(no oofense) angry

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