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RomanceRe: This Is Why You Must Run Away From Random Sex by Pumpumking: 10:13pm On Aug 24, 2021
orohbiro:
Good day fellow nairalanders am here to save lot of persons from impending destructions some folks are ignorant about sex they sees it as fun and nothing more, some enjoying it in their area , place of works, brothels, and so many other places.
Sex is more deep as you see it sick can be transfer spiritually if u like use 10 condoms it will still penetrate to your body. Any girl u sleep with u became one Flesh with her or any guy u sleep with u become one flesh with him.

If that person has sickness in his body even if u use condoms it will still penetrate, if that person is having problem sleeping at night it also apply down to u also all the demons in that person body will also come down to your body. The worst guys are those who go to Brothels to sleep with someone u don't know is background someone that has been filled with lot of demons and it will now be pass and transfer to u .

Fornication has send billions of people to the great beyond. That y is good to marry early pre marital sex kills it brings
Cancer, HIV.syphlilis, bad luck, mental problem, and keep the holy spirit far from u .

Is better to smoke weed or be a drunkard than be having sex with different humans u know nothing about. The only thung worst than sleeping around for me is virtual betting.

If you know the implications about sex u will run from it a word is enough for the wise.
If you must have sex it must be with your wives anything apart from it sorry. And if u have already guilty of what am preaching just go for deliverance we serve a merciful God . thanks
Who runs away from pucccccy sir?....u want us to be gay?(,no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: This Is Why You Must Run Away From Random Sex by Pumpumking: 10:12pm On Aug 24, 2021
orohbiro:
Good day fellow nairalanders am here to save lot of persons from impending destructions some folks are ignorant about sex they sees it as fun and nothing more, some enjoying it in their area , place of works, brothels, and so many other places.
Sex is more deep as you see it sick can be transfer spiritually if u like use 10 condoms it will still penetrate to your body. Any girl u sleep with u became one Flesh with her or any guy u sleep with u become one flesh with him.

If that person has sickness in his body even if u use condoms it will still penetrate, if that person is having problem sleeping at night it also apply down to u also all the demons in that person body will also come down to your body. The worst guys are those who go to Brothels to sleep with someone u don't know is background someone that has been filled with lot of demons and it will now be pass and transfer to u .

Fornication has send billions of people to the great beyond. That y is good to marry early pre marital sex kills it brings
Cancer, HIV.syphlilis, bad luck, mental problem, and keep the holy spirit far from u .

Is better to smoke weed or be a drunkard than be having sex with different humans u know nothing about. The only thung worst than sleeping around for me is virtual betting.

If you know the implications about sex u will run from it a word is enough for the wise.
If you must have sex it must be with your wives anything apart from it sorry. And if u have already guilty of what am preaching just go for deliverance we serve a merciful God . thanks
angry
RomanceRe: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Pumpumking: 4:08pm On Aug 24, 2021
GuyWise:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

This is not in any way a means to encourage masturbation but to tell you guys how masturbation saved me.

I know alot of people see MSTbation as evil and all that but to me it's actually a saving grace and has been saving me since I became 18.

Had it not been for MSTbation I would have been given HIV two months ago.

I am always suspicious of people especially girls because they know I am a rich guy 'a millionaire' so they always make attempt to grab me by all means.

One girl in my street almost trapped me with a pregnancy that wasn't mine, the story is that, We were not enemies and then again we were not friends, on 3 August she started acting closely to me doing as if she has suddenly developed some kind of feelings for me and bringing me some gifts and all that.

Now fast foward to 10 August after I have closed my shop I went home and then to the kitchen to prepare something to eat and then a knock came, went to the door to check who was there lo and behold Gift is at my door with her sleeveless clothe that was revealing her chest.

Gift I don't think I ever invited you? Yea I know answered Gift, just came to check on you she dragged herself in and sat in my cushion as a gentle but smart Guy I offered her my brand, she drank and started telling me of how she no longer have boyfriend and how and why she broke up with her last boyfriend even though I didn't ask her.

It's around 10 pm now my food I have not prepared I am now getting unease with her, Gift left her chair came to where I sat and giving me green light to go ahead putting her head on my chest and all that.

It's 10:30 pm Gift saw I wasn't interested in her so she started accusing me of being impotent cheesy and how she have heard stories of my impotency.

I got up and went straight to my room brought out my Nivea creme brought out my android phone went to thrash where I kept my arsenals selected MILF brought out my dick and started MSTabting in front of her.

Handled my prick with seriousness, had my cum within 6mins, told her I wasn't impotent, gave her an appointment in 4 weeks to come for sex if her hands are clean and after we have done test to ascertain our health issues with the bill being on me.

Gift left my house at 11:30 pm and on 20th August she has called out one guy in my street for impregenanting her.
but Cant u go n marry someone like Beebah2000 insted of wannnnnkin sir? angry
RomanceRe: How Masturbation Saved Me! by Pumpumking: 4:06pm On Aug 24, 2021
GuyWise:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

This is not in any way a means to encourage masturbation but to tell you guys how masturbation saved me.

I know alot of people see MSTbation as evil and all that but to me it's actually a saving grace and has been saving me since I became 18.

Had it not been for MSTbation I would have been given HIV two months ago.

I am always suspicious of people especially girls because they know I am a rich guy 'a millionaire' so they always make attempt to grab me by all means.

One girl in my street almost trapped me with a pregnancy that wasn't mine, the story is that, We were not enemies and then again we were not friends, on 3 August she started acting closely to me doing as if she has suddenly developed some kind of feelings for me and bringing me some gifts and all that.

Now fast foward to 10 August after I have closed my shop I went home and then to the kitchen to prepare something to eat and then a knock came, went to the door to check who was there lo and behold Gift is at my door with her sleeveless clothe that was revealing her chest.

Gift I don't think I ever invited you? Yea I know answered Gift, just came to check on you she dragged herself in and sat in my cushion as a gentle but smart Guy I offered her my brand, she drank and started telling me of how she no longer have boyfriend and how and why she broke up with her last boyfriend even though I didn't ask her.

It's around 10 pm now my food I have not prepared I am now getting unease with her, Gift left her chair came to where I sat and giving me green light to go ahead putting her head on my chest and all that.

It's 10:30 pm Gift saw I wasn't interested in her so she started accusing me of being impotent cheesy and how she have heard stories of my impotency.

I got up and went straight to my room brought out my Nivea creme brought out my android phone went to thrash where I kept my arsenals selected MILF brought out my dick and started MSTabting in front of her.

Handled my prick with seriousness, had my cum within 6mins, told her I wasn't impotent, gave her an appointment in 4 weeks to come for sex if her hands are clean and after we have done test to ascertain our health issues with the bill being on me.

Gift left my house at 11:30 pm and on 20th August she has called out one guy in my street for impregenanting her.
angry
RomanceRe: This Is Why You Must Run Away From Random Sex by Pumpumking: 2:41pm On Aug 24, 2021
orohbiro:
Good day fellow nairalanders am here to save lot of persons from impending destructions some folks are ignorant about sex they sees us as fun and nothing more, some enjoying it in their area , place of works, brothels, and so many other places.
Sex is more deep as you see it sick can be transfer spiritually if u like use 10 condoms it will still penetrate to your body. And girl u sleep with u became one Flesh with her or any guy u sleep with u become one flesh with him.

If that person has sickness in his body even if u use condoms it will still penetrate, if that person is having problem sleeping at night it also apply down to u also all the demons in that person body will also come down to your body. The worst guys are those who go to Brothels to sleep with someone u don't know is background someone that has been filled with lot of demons and it will now be pass and transfer to u .

Formication has send billions to the great beyond. That y is good to marry early pre marital sex kills it brings
Cancer, HIV.syphlilis, bad luck, mental problem, and keep the holy spirit far from u .

Is better to smoke weed or a drunkard than be having sex with different humans u know nothing about. The only is worst than sleeping around for me is virtual betting.

If you know the implications about sex u will run from it a word is enough for the wise.
If you must have sex it must be with your wives anything apart from it sorry. And if u have already guilty of what am preaching just go for deliverance we serve a merciful God . thanks
angry
CelebritiesRe: Mayweather Acquires 7 New Stunning Supercars In All White by Pumpumking: 11:27am On Aug 24, 2021
donbachi:
Blackman and showing off.
Correction|: he paid his dues..he work for his moiney....Get yors and quit envy!!!! (((NIGERIANS & BAD BELLLE MENNNNNNNN))) angry
CultureRe: Ooni Of Ife In A Sway Back Sitting Mode On A Private Jet-photo by Pumpumking: 11:16am On Aug 24, 2021
UncleKoboko:
RoyalShit
^^^he on private jet relaxin on lether sit, surounded by fine women werring mini sket.....u on nairaland looookin moiney...correct?..
..Bro, need royal help sir!! (no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: I Need A Mature Woman To Marry by Pumpumking: 11:13am On Aug 24, 2021
Beebah2000:
nobody will believe you.
Beebah2000 am only tryna help u coz u single & lonely.
...but dont woooory...if he dont wanna smash,,I will smash. I smash anytin!!! ((BOSS MOVE)) wink
RomanceRe: I Need A Mature Woman To Marry by Pumpumking: 9:43am On Aug 24, 2021
Em222:
Hi guys am a graduate who lost his job 4 yrs ago I am in my middle 30s but I want to settle down cos no time left so if ur a mature lady with a good job or business doing to assist me so I can bounce back to my real man self am ready to marry you I swear with my whole heart just chat me up let's get the plans all mapped out am serious no time let's start making kids before it gets late the age range I need is from 26 to 39 so if u want us to get started chat me on 08164084891
Brother.. the good thing about Beebah2000 (has u can see from her post) is that she like a untamed animal who need training. Yea she cuss too much & her education is like primary 6 level. All she simply need is man. A man to help her share her sufarin of loneliness & she also need a hug.
So bro..please please please, take her away for free & I promise u, she give u at least 8childrens, a good home. Her speciality is cooking & cleaning..she done even need washing machine. Village girls are 10 times stronger than city girls and Beebah2000 definitely strong like bull sir. She think like ilitarate but deep down, she a nice lady sir!! (THANK ME LATER) smiley
RomanceRe: I Need A Mature Woman To Marry by Pumpumking: 8:29am On Aug 24, 2021
Beebah2000:
why you dey mention me??
Wetin be your problem??
I think you are sick in the head.
U ungrateful guinea fowl..I huss find u a man. Instead of thanking me & showing respect like a good house wife in front of op..u acting like village ilitarate.....when will u grooooowup for God sake!!!(shake my head) angry
RomanceRe: Depressed by Pumpumking:
Emotionalbeing:
Nairaland family, I feel like I'm going through depression.. Almost everything seem not to be going as planned for me and it's draining me psychologically.. More often than not, I feel so emotionally drained and sad..
Please fam, pray for me and advise me as well, I already feel like I'm gradually loosing it.. I need help friends.. Thanks in advance...
Darling, it's all good. ...trust the process smiley
RomanceRe: Depressed by Pumpumking:
Megatron77:
I doubt strongly
angry
RomanceRe: Depressed by Pumpumking: 7:11am On Aug 24, 2021
kestolove95:
yesterday 1pm to 4pm
Kaiiiii..Keaton...please please please can I smash u today? Please, i need to smash I beg? Am a nice guy & I drive range rover. I love pucccccy. Time & place please? cheesy
RomanceRe: I Need A Mature Woman To Marry by Pumpumking: 6:56am On Aug 24, 2021
Em222:
Hi guys am a graduate who lost his job 4 yrs ago I am in my middle 30s but I want to settle down cos no time left so if ur a mature lady with a good job or business doing to assist me so I can bounce back to my real man self am ready to marry you I swear with my whole heart just chat me up let's get the plans all mapped out am serious no time let's start making kids before it gets late the age range I need is from 26 to 39 so if u want us to get started chat me on 08164084891
Bros I can giv u Beebah2000....she mature in her early 50s,no kid, live wit her parent, single, ready to mingle & she date anything sir.(THANK ME LATER)

....u want?? angry
RomanceRe: I Need A Mature Woman To Marry by Pumpumking: 6:51am On Aug 24, 2021
Em222:
Hi guys am a graduate who lost his job 4 yrs ago I am in my middle 30s but I want to settle down cos no time left so if ur a mature lady with a good job or business doing to assist me so I can bounce back to my real man self am ready to marry you I swear with my whole heart just chat me up let's get the plans all mapped out am serious no time let's start making kids before it gets late the age range I need is from 26 to 39 so if u want us to get started chat me on 08164084891
angry
RomanceRe: Majority Of Single Ladies These Days Are Possessed. by Pumpumking: 11:42pm On Aug 23, 2021
Bouz:
why do you have to say, he can't afford women, are women now commodities, please stop sounding stupid here, there are ladies that can provide for the family and don't depend on her man money, stop generalising on this your deranged entitled mentality, It's irritating.
Of course Tomcorp cannot aford women. Were does he want to find moiney to impress women.....by selling petrol on road side?. Brother u can relate to him becuz u don't have moiney. Sadly I cant relate to poor people coz I have moiney. I give a lady 200k last Friday simply becuz she come to my hotel, were mini sket & gave me lap dance. I dint even ask for pucccccy. Can u aford to give babe 200 naira sir? I don't tink so. Please sir mind yor buciness & keep chasing roadside orange seller or bread seller. Please don't blame me for having moiney. I can help u with school fee moiney if u ask nicely (no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Majority Of Single Ladies These Days Are Possessed. by Pumpumking: 7:04pm On Aug 23, 2021
Tomcorp:
I'm glad you're displaying your illireracy in public. Continue.
how?Becuz u proud to gay?. Did I tell u I have any things against u & yor people?
Bro..u have every right to get and u hav every right to get pregnant for a guy...Ok..ONE NIGERIA undecided
RomanceRe: Majority Of Single Ladies These Days Are Possessed. by Pumpumking: 6:55pm On Aug 23, 2021
Tomcorp:
Olosho I don't commit adultery. Sorry...hope you know what adultery means?
Ok so u don't like women? Correct. How long u been gay & why u prefa men sir?. Do u no they can rot u in jail for gayisim? Bro so are u like the wife or husband sir? angry
CelebritiesRe: “dressing Half Naked Does Not Give Anyone The Right To Disrespect Me” Angel by Pumpumking: 6:53pm On Aug 23, 2021
Glamouzpeter:
Dress the way you want to be address
Simple
Hello. Baby please can u act in blue film. My uncle is movie director looking for actress. He ask I should help him find sweet babe like u. U intarested?..all u simply do is send me a pictures of yor sef wearing thong & I will discuss with director. In interested? cheesy
RomanceRe: Am I Too Young To Build A Rental House? (Pictures) by Pumpumking: 6:50pm On Aug 23, 2021
southniyikaye:
though there is a Lil bit of arrogance in your write up but sincerely, I understand why you sounded that way, in your mind, you are justified but see, seeking for advice on the internet is a blessing and a curse.
A blessing if you fall in the right hands and a curse if you fall in the wrong hands..

As for the op, he should look for a mature builder who has a clean records and can't be intimidated by efcc or any law agency (well I fit into this category grin).
U kraaaaaazy sir. How can u advise the young man to seek advise on internet when internet is fool of kraaaaaazy people & majority are Nigerian sir....if u so smart ..post yor bank statements on this thread..dummy!!(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Majority Of Single Ladies These Days Are Possessed. by Pumpumking: 6:47pm On Aug 23, 2021
Tomcorp:
Frustrated Olosho sighted grin. Sorry I don't intend on commiting adultery. If you're pained by the post, go to his church & fight him like your peers always do.
Bro, don't woooòry sir ..it will make sense when u have moiney sir....guys like u call women gold digger coz u can afford them sir
....the magic word is STAY ON YA LANE!!!( no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Is It Advisable For Married Couple To Watch Porn by Pumpumking: 6:03pm On Aug 23, 2021
Idamond:
As a Christian/Muslim is it advisable to watch porn with your spouse?
of couse, why not...i watch blue film wit all my babes sir.....u dont belif me, ask Megatron77!!! (real talk) angry
RomanceRe: Is It Advisable For Married Couple To Watch Porn by Pumpumking: 6:02pm On Aug 23, 2021
Idamond:
As a Christian/Muslim is it advisable to watch porn with your spouse?
of couse, why not...i watch blue film wit all my babes sir! angry
RomanceRe: Majority Of Single Ladies These Days Are Possessed. by Pumpumking: 6:00pm On Aug 23, 2021
Tomcorp:
Am I the speaker?
...when u were chasin Nigerian women, they were angels......now they reject u, u say they are devil...correct?
bros, i dont meannnto sound rude but r u OK...like in the head sir? (no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Majority Of Single Ladies These Days Are Possessed. by Pumpumking: 5:51pm On Aug 23, 2021
Tomcorp:
In Nigeria there is something spiritually going on with many single ladies these days and few people seems to have noticed. Guys you need to be very prayerful, many single ladies are heavily possessed by satan (feminism), they don't know what they are doing anymore. They lack purpose & vision for their lives. I see many single ladies just wasting their life/time away on meaningless activities. And the irony of it is that they think they still have have time on their hands...SMH. Should we blame it on the influence of social media or what? -- Pastor Kenny.
bro did they reject u? who? angry
RomanceRe: Ladies, Its On!!!!! by Pumpumking(op): 5:17pm On Aug 23, 2021
Carchoice:
You are Mrcock, correct?? No offeinse.
Yes sir, how can i help u. are u a babe? I owe u moiney? angry
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Receives A Grammy Wristwatch (Video) by Pumpumking: 5:16pm On Aug 23, 2021
livebyday:
Why is this news on front page ?

Yes we all love burna but he just got a wristwatch and that his front page news?
^^^son, is ok & nomal to be broke....One day, hopefully when u have moiney...this tread will make sence!! (no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: 85% Of Very Active Nairalanders Are Anti Social by Pumpumking: 5:11pm On Aug 23, 2021
Megatron77:
See pumpumking or whatever you call yourself just stop it ok, am not your mate and i don't joke all the time don't mention me again.
ok lady..am a lover not a fighter. I apologice. Althou I only have 4.5million in my nigerian savins account and only £43,000 in my british savins acccount, moiney is not everytin. Please let me no if u need moiney so i can help u. I am goin to the swimmming pooo; downstairs. Later!! smiley
RomanceRe: Is Life Easier For Males Or Females? by Pumpumking(op): 5:09pm On Aug 23, 2021
bepositive11:
Lol. Ok oh. Keep living it up wink
tank u sir...respet!!! wink
RomanceRe: 85% Of Very Active Nairalanders Are Anti Social by Pumpumking: 5:07pm On Aug 23, 2021
Megatron77:
This is getting out of hand...they should please chain this mad dog before it bites people ohh. i wish i could block you or deactive your account.
calm down baby...u make it sound like is ilegal to ask for sexxxx...groowwwup i beg.u aint even lghtskin or half cast so chill out. u not usualy my type.
Anyways, did i mention that i drive 2019 range rover and I leave in xpensive area & my nest door neibor drive just a £110,000 Bentley coooupe....juss in case u ask!!! wink
RomanceRe: Is Life Easier For Males Or Females? by Pumpumking(op): 5:04pm On Aug 23, 2021
bepositive11:
What do you do for a living?
...am living it up sir...Just like "" JaRule""" .....Life is goooooooooooooooooooooood!!!! wink
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai - Only Way To Stop Banditry Is To Kill Them All by Pumpumking: 4:35pm On Aug 23, 2021
fuck419:
How can you kill them all, when they are all under the payroll of all the Northern States?
is Namdi Kanu under P:ayroll of the North?...isnt he a terrrorist like the Nigerian Talliban? (no ofeinse) angry

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