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AlexCk:
Hehehehe, im beginning to blush.

Tell u more?? , hehehe, nah, that'll be my own secret. .

Ghost stories, the supernatural, the universe(now that's sweet), criminal minds etc,
Im a freak of nature.

You're awesome

BoboYekini:
Awwww. Wanna hug?

Lol, just make sure your arms are exposed In need of a real good one, vice grip like

BoboYekini:
I named names, did I not?
So, what's cooking? Saw you getting your once-a-week naija/SA smackdown on. Who won this one?

Lol, I've outgrown those. So it ended with SA 0 Naija 1.

slyIsaac:
You told a certain young man to seek mental care when he mentioned he was an introvert....

Because of his depression. Correction.

BoboYekini:
Of course. My point exactly. Only bimbos get down like that.

Oh, now I get your angle. But seriously, who would put themselves in a situation like that with both eyes wide open, unless of course they were a desperado or a brainless blimp.

BoboYekini:
You would. If you were Kim... And he was Kanye. Annie and Tuface. Anna and Flavour. Tiwa and Teebillz. Ivyy and ...

Even if he was Jesus Christ I still wouldnt. The moment I find out what he is up to, I'd drop him like he was a ball & I was Michael Jordan

vicstar:
I said it south african kitty cat are very wide
How can yo pÛssy b as wide as that Then it has no value again na is a waste of time

Ok.

This me to the letter!

vicstar:
I bet when I hit it from d back it will sing ma favorite song. wow! That will be one heck of a bang
https://nigeriamovienetwork.com/uploads/thumbs/8cc0abe58-1.jpg

Smh. It just went "wah wah wah". Meaning you just failed. Not quite hitting the right spots. Lol!

vicstar:
trumpets?? Pûssy with trumpet??

Yeah, hence it is so special. Name a song & I'll trumpet it for you

Crushing on my hot teacher. A brown chocolate of a man

AlexCk:
Hehehehe, strange stuff, yeh? Lol, yours isn't tho.

Well, as for me, i guess its the normal stuffs like music(rock, im liking other genres nw tho), movies(has to be action, with guns and also mysteries) .

Im a fan of supernatural( both the series and the aspect) , the whole angel, demon stuffs, I've read d davinci code like 3times, and some other things that u really don't wanna know.

Hmmm...I'm liking you already Tell me more

We share similarities, btw. I like the supernatural stuff too. Can stay up all night watching ghost stories on telly.

vicstar:
what's so special about yo püssy, will i see diamond inside That ish dat looks like poo

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/bet-e1463743684336.jpg

Mine trumpets That's what makes it special.

DarkTroll:
Ring my bell whenever you're ready for the fück of your life!!!

I will ride you rough and fast, your püssy will need air more than marrathon runners

We not talking sex here you perv You're so hot blooded & hórny, sure you dont have Southern blood running in your veins? Nah, it just proves you arent diffent from us as far as sex goes. We all love it, dont we? Some just pretend to appear righteous. L oh L.

Lol

AlexCk:
Hmmm, interesting.
N what's ur sign??

P.S: i see astrology as just bunch of stars forming weird constellations.

U know u shouldn't let that "influence" ur life/who u are tho.
Some 'persons' just decided to name d zodiac ish n all., n give it different qualities n temperaments. *just my imagination tho*

I'm an Aquarius, dear. Of course it doesnt define me. I just study it because I find it intriguing for it has a grain of truth to it.

So, what strange stuff are you into? Mine is Astrology. Your turn

Because it's easier to project a fake persona of awesomeness behind the keyboard. Plus people only post the good pics of themselves online. Out there in the real world there's no filter to hide all your physical & personality flaws, hence you get rejected much quicker. All your ugly is out in the open

AlexCk:
Hehehe, a dark side indeed , u crushing?? *d voices in my head are like, 'she is??' *

Im Libran ma'am.

U believe in these horoscope stuffs? ?
Hmmm, tell me more ma'am as u gaze into the crystal ball.

Hahaha. That's why I find it so easy to talk to you! You're a libra. Well according to astrology we click well. We go together like bread & butter. Only conversation-wise though imo, because relationships tend not to pan out so well between the two.

Yes I'm into astrology BIG TIME.

joseph1832:
Its nice to know I'm still the only one with a stamp and sealed passport in and out of that place.

Lol, dont start

DarkTroll:
You will auto-part your legs for me the minute I come within an hairs breadth of you.

I'm West African of the Nigerian specie. Your life's quest is to have me part your püssy lips and feel up your vagina with my dïck of hope

But I'll be using 10 condoms in a single fück. And trust me, it will still feel better than the rapes you're accustomed to.

LOL. And you guys call US sex fiends! Tsk tsk tsk. What in God's green earth is this?

DarkTroll:
Lolz, I love your implicit wave of the white flag, although it's a poor job done.

I was content watching you until you summoned your Zulus, those guys I have tuned to kebabs all over nairaland.

You've never been a good fighter even when you were punkyoh, and I thought you've acquired new materials

The fact that you still remember my previous moniker says a lot. I must have made a good impression

I just dont wanna get into this because your mods can be unfair when WE go on the attack.

None of you scare me, believe THAT! I fight tooth & nail when it comes to my country but I'm just not feeling this one so I dont care to be going back & forth all day with you all. You can take it as you won or whatever, no skin off my back. We can do a re-match another day so I can bang you hard

DarkTroll:
Machine guns?

Baby, I'm so scared!!! Can I shelter in your baseball court püssy to escape their carnage?

When they arrive, I'll unleashed my bazooka, just like Soweto'76 when Zulus fell like trees of deforestation

I wouldnt let you touch a fingertip, let alone let you come near my pùssy. We can mud wrestle another day

TheSonOfMark:
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_PunkyV took a swipe at Nigerians.

Whether you're German, Canadian, Chinese or South-African, if you insult my people I'd smack you into cowering with the dirty factual details of your own history.


She couldn't deny anything I stated about South Africa. Facts don't lie.
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I didnt start it.

TheSonOfMark:
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The only way you can 'handle' me is beneath the sheets. Don't worry, I'd be nice enough to let you be on top.

This isn't Twitter where there's a 140-characters limit. For every point you raised, I raised seven and slammed it in your face. You should focus more on recovering from the mental-pummelling you've received on this thread.


I'd let you heal enough to withstand another barrage. Until your beckoned-on e-mercenaries
arrive to their cyber-execution by me, keep recuperating.
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I can only LOL @ this. You'll meet the machine gun soon enough I can play/talk dirty too, yanno. I'm just not itching for long discussions & a ban.

TheSonOfMark:
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The only way you can 'handle' me is beneath the sheets. Don't worry, I'd be nice enough to let you be on top.

This isn't Twitter where there's a 140-characters limit. For every point you raised, I raised seven and slammed it in your face. You should focus more on recovering from the mental-pummelling you've received on this thread.


I'd let you heal enough to withstand another barrage. Until your beckoned-on e-mercenaries
arrive to their cyber-execution by me, keep recuperating.
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I can only LOL. I just dont wanna get into this. You'll meet the machine gun soon enough

DarkTroll:
Shut up!!! PunkyV aka punkyoh!!! Your last life ended ferrying drugs for a Nigerian pïmp, this one is about to begin getting bleeped breathtakingly by a Nigerian stud.

South Africans are from the pool of inherently week DNA and your only chance of having an offspring with swag is to leverage your pathetic, innately mundane genes with that of a Nigerian.

Talk to me, baby. Your kingdom has come!!!

LOL. Not taking the bait. It's MY call. I'm the boss of me. Will argue only when I feel the need. Deal with it!

TheSonOfMark:
[color=royalblue] You had to mention 5 SOUTH-AFRICANS to square-up against 1 NIGERIAN? In others words, ONE NIGERIAN is worth 6 SOUTH-AFRICANS? Thanks for reiterating my point.


Know this : By the time I am done laying to waste the already deflated self-esteem of you South-Africans, you'd go on rampage burning down your own flags. Bring it on!

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Dont flatter yourself. Even I can single handedly handle you on a different day. I'm just not in the mood for all the mud-slinging right now.

I made a rollcall because I dont know which one of them is online. I've been away for a while. People deactivate.

TheSonOfMark:
[color=royalblue] You also have militant/ guerilla groups in South Africa: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_guerrilla_movements

Damn! All that vice in one country? You really do know what hell is like. How's the Devil doing? He resides in Soweto, right?

You still haven't thanked your big brother (Nigeria ) for saving you from Apartheid.


Take heart, little sibling - you brought this upon yourself by daring to insult Nigerians (your superiors).
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LMFAO. I really, really dont have energy for this. Like I said, dont care! My hell. A bit of paradise on earth compared to your kind of hell though, that's for sure.

TheSonOfMark:
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Those who throw bombs are limited to certain areas. In South Africa, people shoot themselves for fun. Heck! The death toll from car-jackings , gang wars and _rape outnumbers that of Boko Haram. Russian roulette, anybody?


No-one discriminates against anyone here in NIGERIA. Like every other part of the world where FREE PEOPLE live, whoever has a fat account calls the shots. It's the same in Japan, Germany, Mexico and India. In South Africa, it's nearly impossible to get to the zenith - being black alone limits you.
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Let me call some people who'll entertain you on this because I lack the strength.

Ooh lah lah
Mduza
Lesudafricaine
Dievluit
Tumisang
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Enjoy

TheSonOfMark:
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Those who throw bombs are limited to certain areas. In South Africa, people shoot themselves for fun. Heck! The death toll from car-jackings , gang wars and _rape outnumbers that of Boko Haram. Russian roulette, anybody?


No-one discriminates against anyone here in NIGERIA. Like every other part of the world where FREE PEOPLE live, whoever has a fat account calls the shots. It's the same in Japan, Germany, Mexico and India. In South Africa, it's nearly impossible to get to the zenith - being black alone limits you.
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Keep pretending you're living in heaven while you're living in hell.

TheSonOfMark:
[color=royalblue][b] We PRODUCE it. We're getting on just fine.

Pray tell, how will this argument save the hundreds of miners who die getting trapped underground yearly or the fact that you're still discriminated against by Caucasiods in a country you call "your own" like the Aborigines of Australia?

How will it stop the fact that you'd likely be mugged as you turn a street corner trying to dodge flying bullets from a gang war/car-jacking gone awry?

How will it change the fact that everyone in your hood maintains a loud silence 'cause all the girls you grew up with sold their bodies to strangers in alley ways at some point in exchange for stipends to buy second-hand Chinese-made stilettos?


You don't have 24-hour electricity in every part of South Africa - it's limited to the city centers.

Most parts of South Africa are sprawling slums!

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Heck! THE BIGGEST SLUM IN THE WORLD IS IN South AFRICA :

http://borgenproject.org/5-largest-slums-world/

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By the way, everytime a movie or book about African jungles is made the focus is on South Africa. Go figure!


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LMFAO. Delusional. This all hilarious coming from someone who ducks bombs every other day. Talking of prejudice, arent you the ones discriminating against one another in your own country?

Nature books focus on SA because we have beautiful wildlife

There is 24hr electricity everywhere, btw. Keep reaching. Cant address all the lies because frankly I dont give a damn.

TheSonOfMark:
[color=royalblue] You want statistics? Trust me, I'm willing to go the whole mile.

It's not hypocrisy - it's what it is. South-Africans have no inhibitions like other humans - they mate like drugged raccoons. Prostitution and car-jacking are the aspirations of every South-African girl or boy...except in cases where they end up as servile tools of those of Caucasiod descent - your masters.


Have you ever wondered why South-Africans are portrayed as dancing, happy-go-lucky simpletons in movies and recounts? It's because you're no better than circus lower primates.

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What statistics are you talking about?

I promised myself that I wont get into these kinds of brawls anymore. But tell me one thing, how will everything you just said lower the petrol price in your country? How will it stop you from using a generator in 2016? The primates have 24hr electricity. Who is living in a jungle now?