Oko-oko! Son of Eli nd a butt-licking Basta*d!

Story,story.......? Once upon a time?.......

Am so pleased at this thread T22. Am aspiring to be a lecturer. I graduated from Kwame Nkrumah University of science and tech Ghana. Studied Economics bt wish to get a masters in Logistic and supply chain mgt or procurement mgt funded. I wish to write he GRE exms as well. Pls how do I go about the whole thing? Am married with kids as well. Can we talk outside this forum? Thanks.

Is this satiric or ironic? Handsome gorilla ke? Oyibo and their 'iberiberism' sef

Nansense...... We need a dislike button in cases like this! Very Dry nd annoying!

This story get as e be sef

Whizzcute:
You can imagine that

Most people dont care much about diet and nutrition here in Nigeria

Someone will eat rice in the morning, eat yam in the afternoon and then eats eba or fufu in the night.

. They call it good living......

Nice write up! The kind of food we consume in 9ja dosent help matters at all. Imagine coming bk from work around 9pm and swallowing Eba/semo/pounded yam and hitting the bed almost immediately. Chai...

It irks me to the base of my stomach how pple dissipate needless energy to write trash or stereotype on Nland abt women.This sudden proclivity against the women folk is denigrating and heartbreaking. It seems a lucrative headline/topic on this forum. Women this and women that! The Mods should place an embargo on these insipid headlines gosh! Even some boys who haven't even experienced puberty seem to know very much abt the women folk. So pathetic! Btw I didn't read this poo!

SAMBARRY:
no leave it to continue ranting

na wa o

You guuys should leave women alone!!!! Haba!

Nice piece Op, I use my phone as an alarm. So guilty..... No 6 though, very hilarious

Pls what does Toke really do? Or is she kim kardashian of Nigeria. This is utterly their life and pple should respect that nd back off! Crying more han the bereaved

OREMUSSANCTUS:

Imagine
U dhe ask old man like me if I be virgin
For our village, dem dhe forbid man to be virgin
Buh ma wife go be tear rubber, na me go unveil d hymen
I no wan hear story
Say one ungrateful man, do wetin I suppose do
How ya weekend ma lady?

lol are u not as selfish as the op? After defiling other people's potential wife, you want yours to be wrapped in a brand aluminium foil and handed to you. It was splendid dear tnx.

OREMUSSANCTUS:

Can u imagine
U chop d "apple" for 2 good years, u now leave d scrap for d future poor husband

*like I said before, ma wife video rite from her birth to d day I take her to altar, I must watch am

I don vex, na virgin or no woman

lmao! You are not serious. Hope u are also a virgin? You can't ask for what you can't give!

OREMUSSANCTUS:

"A" for d apple d OP mentioned

I ve not eaten her "apple"

if I believe that then I can believe anything. After chopping the damn kitty 4 2 yrs, he suddenly realised that she isn't glamourous enough to be walked down the aisle. Nansis!

After wasting 2 solid years of your fellow man daughters life, you still have the temerity to come here and spew this? How selfish can you be? If you don't love her, why not fu*cking let her be or you want to engage in another sympathy marriage whilst you still straff other "mammy water or kim kardashian"? Men!!!! Always eating their cake and having it! Pls her biological clock is ticking! Let her be so other potential Men can be given a chance! To think I read this long epistle is even more heart-wrenching! Her mother separted ke , her mother had multiple baby daddies ni

The answer is right there in your back pocket.

I weep for this generation! These are indeed perilous times

The summaryof it all is bad governance from our leaders as a result of their sheer avarice. They've robbed many and killed lots due to their selfish and vested decisions.

Following.....

Op you are giving her the green light. Stop collecting or accepting those offers bt do it in a very polite and smart way. Respect her nd don't fail to let her know she's like a mother to you. At the end of the dayn your intergrity is what matters. Best of luck!

When your partner becomes insufficient for you and the trust and spark begin to wane. When you start comparing yourselves with other couples et al... Bt most importantly, some people are just vulnerable to cheat. Its in their DNA....

ollyruffy:


Blackberry can always be tracked down. The only 2 option is to return the phone to the owner or destroy it.

.

What kind of skirmishes is that? And why did she ask you to hide it from your gf? I advice you to ignore her or if you want to act nice you ask her to channel her problems to your girlfriend. Some girls don't have dignity and self-worth. Always begging and being a parasite, laer they'll start crying red-herring that they are being used and accorded no respect!

He should be willing to return ur 2k therwise, no deal! Heartless set of people. Better still throw away his sim card and put the phone in an offering box next sunday

Hiv and Cancer which is better?

The devils candy aka weapon of mass destruction! It has ruined lives and sent many to their early graves bt unfortunately some of our youths haven't learnt their lessons. It's so balmy that a repulsive lifestyle could be embedded in the trenches of such a man whom I held so dear in the 90's......its just a shame!

joseph1832:
Yea all the same, if that's all what you can afford its no big deal, but the big deal becomes the big deal when you expect Heaven and Earth as birthday gift from your boyfriend.

And please refer to me by my moniker, you calling me Joe makes me feel as if I you in the real world which I don't and its weird.

and y would one raise such expectation on a birthday gift? Sounds like "susu" to me or rather new form of merchandise. Na wah 4 us ooo..........correction taken. Was just trying to shed a lil humour...nothing personal.

joseph1832:
Nice to know your girlfriend isn't among those who plague Nigeria and Nairaland with their shallow mindedness.

I mean its nice to know she's not among those girlfriends who buy you 200 Naira boxers and singlets as birthday gifts and expect you to buy them a car for their birthday gift.

Treat her nice broda, She deserves it!!!.

Joe haba wai? What if its only boxer and singlet money we can afford? Half bread is better than kuli kuli ooo, forget Op and his expensive watch gift. For all we know the girlfriend might be a cougar or a rich kid....

omenka:
Dang!!!! Babies that could impregnate her on the day of their adoption!! Such capable babies.

. I dnt think she'll worry abt that since she's cut out her ovaries