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chismart02: This is a great diss, which implies
that your birth was a big mistake,
caused by a failed condom. Perfect
to use to someone who you think
has no purpose of doing anything,
and just tries to target you for no
reason.......
“You're so full of crap, you could
pass for a toilet.”....hahahahahahaha ...

chismart02: haba aboki...
i taught u are good in insult, u no reach me still a learner face me nd stop calling a man of God........
read below carefully________

You stupid, brainless, deficient, dense,
doltish, dumb, empty-headed, foolish,
half-witted, idiotic, imbecilic, inane,
meaningless, mentally deficient,
mindless, mentally handicapped,
moronic, pointless, simple-minded,
thick-headed, unthinking witless dumb
ass. You silly, stupid, thoughtless,
boneheaded, dull, insensate, jerky,
lame brained, ludicrous, lunatic, you
are one mad, puerile, sappy, vacuous,
brutish, careless, daydreaming,
forgetful, heedless, inattentive,
mooning, moony, neglectful, nitwitted,
obtuse, unmindful fool. I have never
seen anyone as rash, weak, blind,
brash, deaf, undirected, unrefined,
short, self-centered, selfish, tactless,
uncaring, impolite, hot-headed,
indifferent and egocentric as you.
Even if I had a pocket full of bleeps, I
still wouldn't give you one................

I'm a chosen, that does not mean u wil come in here 2 insult me and go free jst like that,..... NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel like layin my hand on your grey hair nd pray 4u!!!!!

Pygru: End time tinz
John 16:13
King James Version (KJV)
13 Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come.
^^
...it's the spirit that will guide into all truth not some concocted revelations by people who allegedly died and came back to life.

You are a christain? You want to stay focused? Then avoid those revelations!

The Bible is complete!
2 Peter 1:19
King James Version
We have also a more sure word of prophecy; where unto ye do well that ye take heed, as unto a light that shineth in a dark place, until the day dawn, and the day star arise in your hearts:
Most of those revelations are false, demonic and meant to cause confusion and discouragement.

Edited

At the end of the trial yesterday, as Gabriele looked on impassively, the judge said:‘In the name of his holiness Pope Benedict XVI, who reigns in glory, and invoking the Holy Trinity... this court sentences the defendant to three years in prison.’

aManFromMars: A better advice for her would be to resign as mod. She's unfit for this job and she isn't going to change anytime soon. Personally, I don't think it's fair to keep reminding her of how JeSoul addressed and handled issues. HBG can not be JeSoul... HBG has to work on herself... maybe in a less controversial section.. not this one...

But there's something about pride and hope...

frosbel: @ Pygru , I thought that was the church you attend, lol.

tobechi74: The kindom of God suffereth violence....take it by fire by force

Billyonaire: Come to Oriental Hotel and ask any staff there of Billy, and they will respond with, Mr. Politician ? Tell them Yes. And they will tell you what time I will be coming around for my preferred bottle of wine, and they will redirect you to where I am this minute, I will be out any minute you urchins come with a luga. I am boasting this little, to prove to you that I know all about this, and besides, I have girls working there in the management enough and they tell me specifically what time Tinubu calls "daily" to ask the management how business is going.

I know Tinubu as a person than you know him as a LASTMA supervisor, Eko Ile, I know you, and you are always with one of those pick-ups that monitor highways. I specifically saw someone snapping the Lekki suspension bridge the day of launch and the next 5 minutes I saw your thread on Nairaland with pictures, and I suspect that you could be the black guy with the big nose that was taking pictures. So, Tinubu owns Oriental and his yet to round up the executive wing of the Hotel, the side that is going to be long lease lodges.

If Tinubu gets access to the Presidency, then I say sorry to NIGERIA. Tinubu has relocated from Bourdillon to Banana Island, and you are working by the road side defending him.

GEJ is the reason I still have hope in this country, if he is out, I jet out, thats simple truth. If GEJ cant fix this mess, then it will take for ever, I can assure you neophyte.

By the way, I am at Oriental now, you can come join me.

HOW ........ ....... CHURCH COULD HAVE RESOLVED THEIR CRISIS
I am writing on this because some top members of...... ...... Church are my friends on Facebook and in real life. Since the DVD recorded but wildly circulated confession of Mrs. Juliet came out, I am deeply disappointed with the childish manner ........ ....... handled the mess. Pastor ......... during his Church crusade few weeks ago at Mbaise allegedly asked his members not to watch the DVD. He even purportedly called down divine curses on those watching the film. Last week, the same Church went with trucks of Mobile policemen and their own ...... mopols to Alaba Market Lagos to intimidate and arrest those that are mass dubbing the DVDs. It nearly endedup in bloodshed. It is unfortunate that they did not realize that someone like me watched mine via the internet.
..... ..... Church ought to have come out with their own version of story than using threats, curses and intimidation. The public opinion greatly favors Mrs. Juliet because she is seen as both the victim and the underdog. People have sympathy for such people. Pastor...... ....... and the entire elders of ........ are 1000% wrong for using the picture of a married woman as a harlot.Even if she confessed to them as they are claiming she did, it is against both ministerial and counseling ethics to share the picture, name or identity of a counselee with a third party talk less of the whole world. It is like a doctor pasting a picture and name of his HIV/AIDS patient on his notice board. The ...... ..... Church must publicly apologize to her, her family and friends for that breach of confidentiality and also for using her picture as a mad man! The Church must admit that they are not above mistakes and ask those they abused and maltreated to forgive and forget. They will also withdraw all litigations against their ex-members from law courts. God will grant them wisdom and grace to stand firm and admit errors as human beings because even angels made mistakes!

nora544: you should be happy that your president close all this fake churches where people only lose there money to this new pastors who look only at there own pocket.

That has nothing to do with homosexuality sorry.

Your president is a good man and he knows that this miracles are not real what happen in this churches and that that this so called miracles will bring only money in the pocket of the pastors and the followers will still get not rich.

Tgirl4real: That is when you asked a thread to be deleted, not locked.

MEILYN: What is your problem? He created the thread in the first place, he has every right to delete/close/edit his topic okay? Stop behaving like a learner bro[/b]

MEILYN: What is your problem? He created the thread in the first place, he has every right to delete/close/edit his topic okay? Stop behaving like a learner bro

seun: @afam4eva: If you strongly feel a thread should be hidden, ask her about it, and she will decide and answer to me. But it is strongly discouraged and frowned upon. Nairaland members do not "own" their threads. Their threads are "owned" by all of us, especially those who have participated in such threads.

chokl8candie: 1. That feeling of dread that washes over you when the phone rings and you're not mentally prepared to chat.

2. When people pressure you to be more social, whether you like it or not.

3. When you carry a book to a public place so no one will bug you, but other people take that as a conversation starter.

4. When people make you feel weird for wanting to do things by yourself.

5. When you have to deal with that one friend who ALWAYS wants to hang out, and you ALWAYS have to say this: sorry, not today

6. Trying to be extra outgoing when you flirt so your crush doesn't think your boring.

7.when deep down you realy wish you had alot of friends but you just cant pick up the courage to make the 1st move

8.you never speak unless your spoken to and you are never the first to buzz on whatsapp,bbm,facebook or any social network

9. When you hear, "Are you OK?" or "Why are you so quiet?" for the umpteenth time.

10.when a question is asked in class and your palms start sweating with anxiety and secretly hoping you dont get called to answer,not because you dont know but you just dont want to answer.

11. You hate when soo much attention is being paid to you especially amongs a group

12. When people stop inviting you places because you keep canceling plans.

13. When u start getting distressed at a party because you feel left out and your date doesn't want to leave early.

14. When your friend wants to invite more people over, and you don't want to sound like a dick by saying no. but your secretly dreading it inside


15. When you dont have a problem being indoors reading a good novel or surfing the net for aa week when everyone else thinks its boring

obadiah777: flimsy to you because no one has been following you around for over a year making your life miserable. this dude mintayo has been following me around for over a year raining insults every chance he can get and disrupting my teachings every chance he can get. you call that flimsy ?