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herald9:
God Don suffer!

Just modified it.

Rilwayne001: hatetheist

You know i do not want to start with Islam.
Islamists or Muslims, whichever you are called, cannot engage in a civil debate void of argumentum ad hominem.

herald9: But the big bang theory contradicts with God's version of how the world came into existence...

So what are you really trying to insinuate?

tah! shut up!

Which God version?
An anonymous ancient mythologian. Wanna-be-scientist.

The most ridiculous part of it, is that the Mr. Anonymous writer was/is a Jew. Jews cannot be trusted, they are very cunning and good at fabricating stories. Imagine when someone has a dream and compels people to accept it as a vision from God. tufiakwa.

As at the time their mythical garden of eden was created, Africans were already existing here in Africa.
That story is no different from the Obatala/Oduduwa creation story.

herald9: God is an atheist?

You mean God does not believe in a god?

What do u mean?

I am helping you to think.
Reducing the burden of thought for you.

The big bang theory has it that the universe started expanding from a singularity. i.e. God.
He's the same as the universe. You twig?

FrancisTony: LOL! No O. The last I saw her, which was kinda a little girl but her ukwu don dey show. .

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Yh! Exactly. The same thing always happen to me.

Oboy! Enjoy the ukwu, no mind religious hypocrites. This life na once o!

malvisguy212: i'v seen Him two times, he called me his son, TOLD ME TO HOLD ON A LITTLE LONGER.

You saw Him twice? really?
Was He Caucasian or Mongolian?

herald9: Francis... ur diary updates today is damn funny...
Am sure u are busy contemplating ways to approach that gurl..
see your head!


Another thing...i always fall into oblivion when trying to think about the origin of God..
My head will start spinning till i slap myself back to reality...
its a weird experience

God is an atheist and evolutionist.

Rilwayne001:

Hey Apostate! Islam is no better!

herald9: Lolz... you like attacking Christians...What did we do wrong

Lols... I am not attacking them o! maybe you mistook me for boko haram.

I have once been in their shoes. Just exposing the delusions.

chinex276: siya ana kana surutun Holy spirit, while boko haram r busy fvking ur 6ta there in sambisa... Phool, dan gindin uwarka ina ruwanka dey ruhun mai sarki, if it dose\doesnt exist is it ur bizness, pholish muslim trying 2 disguise himself as a xtian.

^^^
is this how the holy spirit taught you to speak? duh...

efficiencie: Dapo your mind is made up! I guess you keep returning argument for argument simply because it's fun for you or for some other reason...just as mine is made up too and i'm just arguing to flex my mind and spirit...anyways bro! One love!!!

Your own mind is not only made up, it is fearfully and delusionally hardened.

op, change the topic of this thread to:

[size=16] HELL IS A JOKE!!![/size]



Or better still, MODs, please move to the appropriate section>>>
"joke section"

Ceasar1: If the Bible says there is Hell, “There is Hell! ”

The Bible also says: if any part of your body makes you to sin, cut it off.

It also says: don't worry about the dead, leave the dead to bury theirselves.

If you fail to do any of these ^^
You know what the Bible says then

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Mescopaul: No diversion sir. If u dnt want d gospel simply leave it for those that want, i neva attached your name to this thread.

When you are in cyberspace and particularly, one that is not owned by you, you do not instruct people where to comment and where not to comment.

and BTW, isn't your message meant for people like me?

Mescopaul: Pls add me

*Gay alert*

I'm sorry, i'm straight

Mescopaul: Sir we try all possible means to bring them in. We persuade men.

I choose hell instead of heaven. Go enjoy your heaven whilst bowing and singing the hallelujah of Yahweh endlessly.

Mescopaul: Dear, its a pity our permissions are not sought before we are born. But the fact is you have been born and that's it, there's nothing u can do about it, dont cry over spilled milk. Jesus is your owner, he owns your and he can dictate for you to a certain extent, he saw man in a state of depravity, since he owns man, he decides to help man becos of the LOVE he has for man. He is not going to force you. He will not kick you into heaven. And before i forget "the born again thing dey gree work well well" maybe you have not had the right orientation and thats becos you might not have consulted the Orientor - Jesus via the Bible. Pls try add me up on facebook with Mescopaul, i really need to tell u more about the sweetest person ever - Jesus .

Guy, you have failed. Whatever you call "sin" is committed against your fellow human. I'd rather seek forgiveness from the person i hurt than wait for a belief to exonerate me.

Mynd44: So you will be in heaven and some will be in eternal torment in hell suffering and you will be okay with it? The concept of hell just potrays Christians as evil and heartless

And you forgot that there'll still be freewill in the mythical after-life.

Mescopaul: So you will be living comfortably in Sin, neglecting the death of Jesus on the cross and all he suffered for us and still expect to be with him in heaven with all your dirty and oozing garments of sin?? Things are not done that way.

Nawa for Jesus and Christians. Bros J, i hail o.

I love all Jesus morality teachings but the political inscription in the Bible that He is the only way to Heaven(i.e. belief in him, not necessary what one did) is just a big fallacy.
Bros J, did you actually say that? what of my ancestors that didn't have the chance to believe in you?

OP, go, communicate with your god, tell him that:
*I never requested to be born, i just found myself here.
*Life is tough though, but i have learnt to strive in it. I never requested Jesus to die.
*I bear my own wrongdoings and inactions, i do not apportion blames, not even to the Devil.
*I have been born again and again and again. The thing no gree work.

Haywhymido: holy spirit Abeg stop dat nonsense. Gullible fellow. Until ur so called prophets cure one aids patient b4 my eyes. I won't stop doubting u n ur c.o.c.k n bull story.

Weah96 is, prolly, more of a skeptic than you.

It was just an innuendo.

Martian: You know you want to heaven, so you can walk on streets paved with gold and live in a house made out of diamonds...,,,......or some other absurd notion of the christian utopia.

The payment required is perpetual servitude. Thou shalt sing the praise of mighty fairy of Israel.

Lol.

To remain in mother Africa soil beta o!

striktlymi: Does that even make any sense?

Which do you prefer?

When you get to heaven, with all the mansions already built for you and gold as valueless as sand, you'll only be singing, praising, worshipping, bowing, prostrating to Yahweh.

While, maybe some of your unfortunate family members will be with us in hell, crying to Lucifer.

I forsee another revolution in Heaven.

If God be fair, eternal sleep/rest for everyone is best.

Even if i chose a god to worship here on earth, i do not want anyone to come and wake me after I've departed.

What ill has Satan ever done, safe for exposing man to knowledge. Satan did absolutely nothing else, except the ones god was his accomplice.

God is anti-knowledge. Created an imperfect and sheepish man. Satan had to accomplish God's work for Him.

Where's AlfaSeltzer?

It's the duty of the holy spirit to help Christians rationalize religious illogicalities and grant them blind faith when reason beckons.

The holy spirit is the excuse for the diverse interpretations of the scriptures.
He confuses Christians more by humanizing the Bible. That is why some parts of the Bible are: contextual, some symbolical, some metaphorical, some are not for Christians, some are literal, yet some are obsolete, some are holy-spiritual, some are unimportant, some allegorical, etc. But, the entire book is divinely inspired, even when we know that Malachi was a shrewd prophet.

But, it's all in their mind.

sarcasm intended

blueyedgeek: So are you telling me that you only do good deeds when there is a reward involved? Do you think that people can be good for the sake of it?

The society cannot and will not be lawless without religion.

Man out of "love and reason" establishes a judicial system when 2 or more are gathered.

^^^

Believing in God, alone, is not enough. You have to find the right god. They are many: Bhrama, Odin, Jesus, Amadioha, Oludumare, Krishna, Zeus, Allah, Shivu, Amun, etc.

BraveGuy: I didn't live at the time of Darwin (even though I read that he repented before he died) and neither did I witness Thomas Paine's insult, but Christopher Hitchens? Did you see his last BBC interview before he died? He confessed how fearful at his process of dying and how he was at the live that awaits him at the other side!

Ever heard of Pascal's Wager?

Pascal does not think that the atheist or the believer would be convinced by his argument. Instead, he directs the Wager to the curious and unconvinced.

I have a choice: either first I believe God exists or second I do not believe God exists.

First, if I believe God exists, and God in fact does exist, then I will gain infinite happiness. However, if I believe God exists, and God in fact does not exist, then I will have no payoff.

Second, if I do not believe God exists, and God in fact does exist, then I will gain infinite pain. However, if I believe God does not exist, and God in fact does not exist, then I will have no payoff.

Thus, I have everything to gain and nothing to lose by believing in God, and I have everything to lose and nothing to gain by not believing in God. On these grounds, one would be foolish not to believe.

Darwin's case has been overdebunked. Those peddling the news are Christians who want to prove him false. Why do you even think an atheist would be afraid of death? An atheist accepts death as natural and does not believe in any after-life. Tell me, why should an atheist be afraid?

Pascal was a Christian. He made his wager theory on an implied assumption that the Christian god- Yahweh was/is the only god.

Religion is baseless. They are yet to define God, but are steeped in bigotry and hatred as demanded by the various Gods they adhere to.

They are just worshipping God, as envisioned by different cultures and myths.

[size=17]I think, there are some matters Christians should profess Agnosticism when they're raised.[/size]

cococandy: You know deists are the opposite of atheists?

A loose term for all believers of different religions. Right?

Nah.
You know: deism, agnoticism, are midstream philosophical thoughts.

Deism, technically is one with atheism, not the opposite of atheism. A deist says that God exists, but outside this time and space. He/she does not interfere with the universe. The Deist theological back up is "reasoning".

All these are in line with atheism. An atheist says, If God does not exist in this space and time, then he does not exist. God doesn't interfere in the activities of the inhabitants of the universe, then he is invalid. If God conviction is to be based on "reason", then it's a mind's game.

Deism and atheism are just brothers.