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Family › Re: This Is A Photo Of Father & Daughter In Ilorin & Not Husband & Wife by qtguru(m): 9:48am On Jul 02, 2023
FriendsAndFans:
No one gives a fk about the male child.

As a male child, unless you do a hectic job, na when dem go treat you well.
As an adult male, unless you give something for free or you Press money, na when dem go treat you right.
Men made it that way
Programming › Re: Are Nairaland Tech Guru's Truly Wicked by qtguru(m): 8:46am On Jul 02, 2023
Write Junior Developer, bro even senior developer are pretending to be junior developers for extra jobs lol , the senior you are, the more work and stress you do.
Career › Re: The Sad Lives Of Freelancers In Nigeria by qtguru(m): 7:37am On Jul 02, 2023
dalass:
Sorry to ask but do people still use modem these days? wink

I always wanted to get an office to employ an assistant that would arrange my clients, reply mails, remind on deadlines, send invoices, monitor payments and non payment etc too. Ultimately impart some training so they could help with the sometimes burdensome work, but that would also cost some good money sha
Hotspot from a phone is the cheaper alternative, I had an old spectranet modem just incase MTN and Fiberone messes up. Foreign clients must not hear internet issues. But a phone still works
Romance › Re: I Just Got Served Breakfast by qtguru(m): 9:54pm On Jul 01, 2023
Gaspardd:
Met this hausa babe. She was so sweet. She has problem with English so she talks slowly and listening to her is like meditating.
I come back from work everyday to meet sweet delicacies, neat room and the scent of detergent coming from my neatly arranged clothes cry cry

One day i was strolling with her to nowhere, i heard this lady telling her... "Elizabeth, your oga tell me say u block him number"; she responded with... "i don't want to talk about it".

Turned out she had a bf and served the dude a hot breakfast. Dude as been scrambling around talking to pple to beg her. Somehow that appealed to my ego cuz i was like.... Yeah im alpha male lol. (she chose me type sh>t)

4 days now, her number hasn't been going tru. cry cry.
I got an info that a guy came around cruising her around with a ride.
Damn it hurts and im in sifia pains.
I feel like simping on this one.
I need simping advice pls.....what shld i do?.
Bro prices are going up for you to be simping.
Programming › Re: Other Than Linkedin, Please How Do You Get Tech Jobs by qtguru(m): 9:18pm On Jul 01, 2023
Peterpan007:
Boss I sent you a pm. I'll appreciate it if you can reply.
Replied at 2.0 clock I think
Programming › Re: Other Than Linkedin, Please How Do You Get Tech Jobs by qtguru(m): 9:18pm On Jul 01, 2023
Peterpan007:
Boss I sent you a pm. I'll appreciate it if you can reply.
Replied at 2.0 clock
Food › Re: Recommend Home Made Smoothies That Make One Gain Weight by qtguru(m): 8:40pm On Jul 01, 2023
pocohantas:
-Banana
-Peanut butter
-Oat
-Almond milk

Blend all together. You can blend with ice cubes if your blender is strong enough.

While at it, remember that men with pot bellies are not the most attractive physically. So, develop a good workout routine.
NIgerian clients won't give you contract if they don't see Potbelly, they will say this one is hungry. grin
Programming › Re: Are Nairaland Tech Guru's Truly Wicked by qtguru(m): 7:57pm On Jul 01, 2023
Programming › Re: Other Than Linkedin, Please How Do You Get Tech Jobs by qtguru(m): 7:48pm On Jul 01, 2023
chukwuebuka65:
Boss cut soap for me nah, I am looking for my first gig on upwork.
I think i told you to join me for a call one time, anytime you're free just let me know.
Programming › Re: Are Nairaland Tech Guru's Truly Wicked by qtguru(m): 7:41pm On Jul 01, 2023
chukwuebuka65:
Boss i dey look for intern or junior role
Freelance is the best route to start, let me see your profile ?
Programming › Re: Nairaland Devs Is PHP Dead Among Nigerian Devs? by qtguru(m): 12:51am On Jul 01, 2023
tosinhtml:
Ahh really, most of my jobs have been from LinkedIn. Including my current job.
Abeg tips
Programming › Re: Nairaland Devs Is PHP Dead Among Nigerian Devs? by qtguru(m): 11:05pm On Jun 30, 2023
tosinhtml:
- Research the current job market to identify the programming languages that are in high demand. Someone did the analysis globally here: nairaland.com/7704855/comprehensive-research-junior-jobs-across and C# & Java came out tops. So I'd stick to C# and focus on it.

- Go to LinkedIn and Indeed, search the type jobs you want based on country/region and notice the number of results, this is how you know which tech/language has the most jobs.

- I personally advice against Python / Data Science. There are few jobs & most companies hire just 1 or 2 people for that role meanwhile Frontend & backend have like 10-20 open positions. Data Science is for media hype!

- Apply for non-paid foreign internships on LinkedIn or Indeed if you okay with not making money for now. Then stick to whatever language/tools that company is using & add it to your CV.
LinkedIn has never really worked for me in terms of jobs.
Romance › Re: One Thing That Smells Good But Isn't Perfume by qtguru(m): 9:31pm On Jun 30, 2023
Maxxim:
Smell of vodka
New money notes
cool
Romance › Re: One Thing That Smells Good But Isn't Perfume by qtguru(m): 8:42pm On Jun 30, 2023
folake4u:
1. Fried onions and garlic.
2. Freshly painted room.
3. Mint Money.
4. Freshly cut grass.
5. Vanilla.
6. A clean pussý.
Ha folake shocked
Car Talk › Re: What Is The Average Price You Spent On Fuel In A Day? by qtguru(m): 8:23pm On Jun 30, 2023
Jesus we are really suffering.
Romance › Re: One Thing That Smells Good But Isn't Perfume by qtguru(m): 7:27pm On Jun 30, 2023
Robb
Celebrities › Re: "Davido Keeps Getting Chioma’s US Visa Denied On Purpose" - Anita Brown by qtguru(m): 7:04pm On Jun 30, 2023
Low key feel bad for Chioma, but financially she's secured mehn that's better than 80% of Nigerian situation.

Feel bad for her
Romance › Re: Advice A Friend by qtguru(m): 4:43pm On Jun 30, 2023
He's joking Lapo don't joke with loans.
Family › Re: Are Men Really Polygamous? by qtguru(m): 4:39pm On Jun 30, 2023
blingxx:
Discipline? Lol.. Who wrote the law that all men must stay with one woman...sweety that doesn't apply to the blackman
God did, we lack discipline let's not paint it with biology.
Family › Re: Are Men Really Polygamous? by qtguru(m): 4:37pm On Jun 30, 2023
One woman is enough headache, now imagine 2
Programming › Re: Are Nairaland Tech Guru's Truly Wicked by qtguru(m): 2:06pm On Jun 30, 2023
LutherKing001:
Boss is NexaScale a channel on scala? Please how do I join? I'm new on scala and still trying to find my way around.
Scala no, at all
Career › Re: The Sad Lives Of Freelancers In Nigeria by qtguru(m): 9:00am On Jun 30, 2023
TinubuSlave:
just copywriting.
But if there are there niches that requires just average basic knowledge then I can improvise.
Valid point, most people just try out basic skills, if you research and Upskill, you will see there are some interesting skills, one can get into, just time and focus.
Romance › Re: I Met A Potential Violent Beautiful Lady And I Ran For My Life. by qtguru(m): 8:59pm On Jun 29, 2023
I understand, mehn prevention is better than cure.

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