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Almiron:
Why did Ferguson retired at Man Utd, why e no go to Everton or QPR, you dey reason with your anus. Pep has done this in 3 different leagues. SAf will die and be remembered as a local champion. Guess what?? It was easier in England, with no Messi, Xavi and Iniesta, he created new monsters, even assistants wey learn under don turn good coach, abeg name a single one from SAF side, none cos he's a fraud, Epl refrees dey his pocket, damn no VAR. Saf na Pep's

Cry harder

Almiron:
Why did Ferguson retired at Man Utd, why e no go to Everton or QPR, you dey reason with your anus. Pep has done this in 3 different leagues. SAf will die and be remembered as a local champion. Guess what?? It was easier in England, with no Messi, Xavi and Iniesta, he created new monsters, even assistants wey learn under don turn good coach, abeg name a single one from SAF side, none cos he's a fraud, Epl refrees dey his pocket, damn no VAR. Saf na Pep's

Cry harder

Benwallt:
She has failed already. 🔥 Suppose to dey burn throughout the period

Taylor92:
Fvck Lagos

Lagos is a no man’s land




Na Igbos develop am

Mrfeel:
How about the environmental pollution it will cause in Lagos , is lagos not too small and crowded for such a big refinery?

I read:
Oil refineries emit large amounts of air pollutants such as sulfur dioxide, nitrogen oxides, and particulate matter. These pollutants can cause respiratory problems, including asthma, and increase the risk of heart disease and lung cancer etc i think lagos is too small and crowded for such a big refinery

Kingsmeal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsTrm19t1Hs

This Video Was Pre-Elections!

Kadaria Ahmed States Unequivocally on ARISETv that You MUST have 25% in Abuja to be Declared President of Nigeria! pic.twitter.com/nlvgXtfiny

— Pearls (@MissPearls) May 21, 2023

Lmao😝😝. Everyone knows that Tinubu didn't meet the requirements to be declared, but since he's my tribesman, we will defend him even if it's unconstitutional

saintbillion:
Big Brother Naija star, Tacha has claimed that she paid $20,000 (15m) for the blue dress she wore to the #AMVCA2023 which is currently ongoing.

The reality show star and influencer who made the claim on Twitter, wrote;

“Everybody looks AMAZING on the BLACK CARPET TODAY!!! BUT we all KNOW!!! NOBODY COMES Close!!!”

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/5/bbnaija-star-tacha-claims-she-paid-20000-15m-for-her-blue-dress-to-the-amvca2023-2.html

tesppidd:

Now he's feeling like Tupac.

I have never before seen anyone behave like that when they had their car bashed, not even to a civilian.
Highest they discuss and bargain price.

But you slapped a policeman just for bashing your car?

Go north and see how dem dey slap police. Especially KD

This one na way back slap and shakara police man anyhow.


This one na clout a abeg.

ExclusiveBet:
Afrobeat singer, Davido has reportedly put up his new Banana Island house for rent, 7 months after Ifeanyi’s death

Afrobeat singer, David Adeleke better known as Davido has reportedly put up his Banana Island house for rent.

According to reports making rounds, the award-winning singer is renting the house for $150,000 per year following the death of his son, who drowned in the house pool.

“I No Get Time for Wahala, I Dey IBIZA” – Davido Replies Sophia Momodu’s Indirect Shades

Nigerian superstar, Davido seemingly has reacted to his baby mama, Sophia Momodu’s rant of some men financially bullying women into staying with them.

Recall that Sophia went off on a rant earlier today. In her tweet, she said it is disgusting for men to financially bully a woman into staying with them especially when children are involved. Sophia who stated that there is a special place in hell for such people, added that laws in Nigeria do not protect women or children.

The businesswoman didn’t disclose who the tweet was addressed to, but stated that “it’s been over a year and enough is enough”.

Davido has now seemingly responded to the rant in tweets which has no direct recipient. He shared a screenshot of him doing his “unavailable” dance, while adding that he’s got no time for “wahala”. The singer also pleaded with the intended recipient not to be angry.



https://newtelegraphng.com/netizens-react-as-davido-puts-up-his-mansion-for-rent/

LLSAINT:
You are a good analyst.
You said it all.
How can you navigate the country but could not find a complete finisher?
Even his No. 9 was not a starter?
Haba na! Even if na who-know-who dem take select players aleast, chose your own No. 9

BigBelleControl:
The boys gave their best but their undoing was wasting of too many chances and making silly errors.
In the match yesterday, one player's two silly errors led to the two goals they scored against us.
The defender was ball watching in front of his own goalpost until a Burkina Faso player tapped the ball in and the same player went ahead to cause a silly penalty.

Nduka Ugbade is a good youth coach with top notch tactics but he needs to work on his team converting chances to goals. Same with Emmanuel Amuneke.

Abi1985:
If you want Japa, please Japa. I am not saying you shouldn't japa.

They can tax so much - eh you want to cry
And sleep. Your own money goes to tax and more tax.

You are not really the owner of your property because of tax. Property tax is something else.

Child support payment na another thing on its own- if you like woman, please be careful not to have many baby mama e get why.

Nigerians back home cannot understand until they come here and experience themselves.

I remember when my cousin was warning me about the Uk. I thought he was talking nonsense until I came and experienced reality. Experience is the best teacher
If you are doing well in Naija, please stay and visit. If you are struggling, then please Japa.

MrBrownJay1:
you mean PICTURED live or CAUGHT live....? abeg let us see the photos of the pepper soup for better understanding.

sarrki:
Abike dabiri erewa Dg diaspora knelt down to greet Asiwaju bola Ahmed Tinubu and Emir of Kano

I can’t but love yoruba culture

g17prinz:
I am currently in my final year in the university studying sociology. What are my chances of migrating to Europe or Australia with 3.5M?
And what skills are in demand abroad that I can learn in 2 years? I need advice and suggestions, as I don't like the way this country is going.

balo777:
First off, the sucide was a joke. I would never do such. But I really need help What is a man without his dick?

I'll start from the beginning.

As a child, I used to be very anxious, it's even worse now that I'm a grown man. My anxiety can be so bad that my heart will be beating super fast like I want to die. This even happens when I'm with a woman, or when my woman tell me she's coming on so-so-so date. I've tried breathing technique but it doesn't work.

When I wake up in the morning, I get normal erection, say thirty minutes, after urinating. But when I'm with a woman, I can't perform. The only time I get effortless erection is in the morning. Every other period it's not so easy, and especially before sex.

I used to rely on drugs to help me. But one day, even Viagra failed me. Although, the anxiety was through the roof on that day and I had weak erection that can't penetrate. But when she left, after some hours, my anxiety level went down again. This happens with every girl. I usually don't have sex drive, in fact, it's only when I wake up I do.

I've failed my girlfriend. Although she's been understanding and told me she'll stay if I can find a solution to this.

From test to medicine, what can I do?

7david7:
Good morning my people, I am writing you people at this delicate hour of 12:39am because my son's condition, it's getting worse by the day.

Dandruff wants to kill this beautiful boy, I know it's weird because we all know, myself included that dandruff doesn't kill, but watching myself lose a part of my son everyday.

He's been suffering from this condition for over 6yrs now, we've gone to the hospital and after buying and using all the prescribed drugs (Nizoral shampoo, selsun blue, head and shoulders, tea tree oil, miconazole cream, ketoconazole cream, terbinafine cream, fluconazole tablet, terbinafine tablet: almost killed my son, griseofulvin etc) nothing has changed, instead it's getting worse by day.

From complaining of headaches, to weakness (my son that was filled with energy and plays all the time now barely moves, he is always one place complaining of tiredness and pain), to joint pains, to confusion.

According to him, this dandruff has ate up his scalp so much that he can now taste his bathing soap on his tongue the moment he washes his head. We are now scared of washing and applying anything on his head because he will complain of tasting whatever we put on his head in his mouth and he will start having reactions. It's almost as if the skin on his scalp no longer protects him from outside soaps and other ingredients.

The moment he washes his head, his lips and tongue will swell up and he will start having reactions. My once active and lovely boy is now a shadow of himself. He's refusing to play, always complaining of tiredness and pains.

Pls help me my people, I don't know what to do anymore. I've tried every hospital and everything, I've done all I know, and now I'm watching my son deteriorate gradually before my very eyes without having a clue what to do, pls I beg you, help him, help me.

VaselineCrew:
Still no valid counter

Yet more and more threads keep coming up supporting the false theory, without any basis

They just say "We don't need 25% in FCT", and APC minions shout in unison "yeah!"

Ask them to breakdown the math, they won't

What is wrong with these people?

VaselineCrew:
Still no legitimate counter to this basic math

VaselineCrew:
People are now arguing that two-thirds of 36 states and FCT means two thirds of 37 and not two-thirds in 36 plus one.

They claim that since the FCT is not a state, the statement about the 36 states and FCT in the constitution, was the only way to capture the entire region of the country.

Their promulgated equation is now :-

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Nigeria = 36 States + FCT

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Which gives 37 DISTINCT ENTITIES

However, Entities, whether states or FCT are INTEGERS and not Fractions, rational or otherwise.

With this in mind, it then becomes perplexing interpreting the result after computing the calculation :- 2/3 X 37 = 24.66666666666667

What then is the 0.66666666666667 approx. 0.7 State or Territory?

Is that 0.7 of Lagos, Anambra, or Kano boundary that must be cordoned off, and circumscribed for an election

Doesn't really add up, does it The math!

However (2/3 X 36) + 1, results in an integer, in-line with the rule that States/Territory are whole and distinct, not fractionated.

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Why-my-son-Falz-embarrasses-govt-Falana