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Men can be so insensitive!

Erm....... Solo2, ever heard of the biological clock? Just checking.......

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Funny? The humour was lost on me but 'barbaric' was the word that came to mind.

If I'm dating a guy who loves food as much as this guy seems to, heavens forbid, I most porbably will call off the relationship.

Yes, it gives a woman joy to prepare food for her man, as it should indeed, but 'moderacy' is the word in everything one does. Demanding food of me every second on the day is really outrageous.

Tayotina, your friend is the only one who can decide if she wants to remain this cave man's 'mama put' or find true love eslewhere.

legry:
WHAT RUBBISH!! Who dares says men dont fall in love how calous, how very very calous to the male race. we fall in love and we fall in love a whole lot deeper than the woman look a mans love is very very sincee you kow why because he hardly falls in love so dont you and I repeat dont you say men dont fall in love(Phew is you see de way I de sweat here as I de write this mail)

I guess there remains nothing for me to say. You've said it all my brother.

Guys, would please allow us babes to TELL YOU why we like tall guys?

1. Some of us are really tall and will look ridiculous with shorter guys

2. I'm guessing others just like being with taller guys.

Yola

Hiss

I say 'watch out for part 2'. Afteral, this is Nollywood

I'll do you one better; if I'm unfortunate enough to date a guy who even attempts (raises his fist and barely manages to control himself) to slap or hit me............ we are H I S T O R Y!!!

I like that, I really like that!

Sweetheart, you can keep the 'dignified manner', we'll make do with the cup.....deal? Good. Now leave us in peace to celebrate......

Word! True word, indeed Manuel. Tell them about it.

'Ouch'!!!, I almost jumped back as the full blare of the cold showers from the pouring rain hit me headon. 'That should do you a world of good' I said to my reflection in the windscreen. Things were really getting out of hands. It all began on Friday night........


.......... I had left work in really great spirit, looking forward to driving down to the Island with my babe. We hadn't seen each other all week. She had had a busy week, she kept saying. I decided to surpise her and pick her up from work.

It was a huge mistake......

To tithe or not to tithe? To tithe! Why? Cos my Bible tells me so, period!

Ah ah ah....... now now.. whatever happened to losing gracefully?

Unh?

This is a typical case of bad belle. Forget all the grammar, Arsenal won. Full stop! The best team won! Man U........ play more, fight less and better luck next time.....

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a fat scouser who has just been hacked down in full flight by Ashley Cole

Ah well, if that is the case here then I say it's simply a matter of trade. She wants a recharge card, he wants to know what colour of underwear she favors. If both are in agreement and are ready to trade one in for the other then I say they have what is commonly known as an 'understanding'. So guys, quit your mumbling.

Well, that's if Admin is to be trusted with his logic.

Femi, I really cherish my privacy and it looks to me that far too many people are unduly interested, yes unduly, in this matter. Let's finish it off on PM. I don't want the whole world having tayotina's number. Besides, can I let you in on a little secret? Promise not to tell anyone? Good, I don't trust that mamba guy.

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Grrrrrrrrng........ I was startled out of my seat! What was that loud sound, my goodness, it must be the angels! 'Oh my God'... I thought, 'not again' as I recognised what looked very much like my bedroom wall. On autopilot, I stepped out of bed. I was dreaming again. It took a minute for my fuzzy brain to engage and realise someone must have their thumb stamped on my doorbell.

'Who's there?' I called out...........

mamba dear,...... get off cheap and expired drugs. Your 'logical' explanation is neither here nor there.

I think the best thing is just to be your child's best friend, at least for as long as that is possible. When your kids are comfortable in the knowledge that they are free to discuss issues with you, from their questions and converstaion, trust me, you'll know when it's time to delve into sex education. In the unfortunate event that such friendship is absent, then I suggest you time your talk about sex for when your kids are smart enough to understand what it means. Age is irrelevant as children do not grow or develop at the same rate.

I have heard quite a lot about this funny habit of Naija babes. The cure is very simple, a lady asks you to send her a recharge card and she's not your sister, your girlfriend or your mum and you know she's not calling you with that card........ guys, why on earth would you get money out of your wallet to get her the card? It really has me wondering, but then again........ I wouldn't know would I, seeing as I'm not a guy.

I most certainly like tall guys but I guess that's because I'm quite tall and can't possibly date a shorter guy. Now if I was shorter..... ummm.... well, I really can't say if I would still go for guys as tall as 6'5'

seun:
Ra: https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/I/mesg/emoticons/35.gif best response so far, but ...

I think we're not quite a third of the way there. What causes it? Who has it? How many people have it? Where are they? It it an all-or-nothing thing or does it have mild forms? Does it happen suddenly or gradually? Do you know anyone who has experienced it?

Or is depression simply another word for sadness?

You're a slave driver, you!

Grab a seat, mate. You've got a really looooooooong wait coming!

Depression is when an individual feels, for diverse reasons, bankrupt of any single reason to look forward to waking up, having a bath, getting dressed, stepping out.........living.

People suffering from depression would usually cry and be inconceivably poignant over issues far removed from them ranging from very serious such as the war in Iraq to mundane issues like a wall gecko that appears, to them, lonely. A large majority of sufferers have at one time or the other in their lives considered suicide while others had unfortunately succeeded.

Now gentlemen, I believe you just misread Mr. Femi. He was simply saying to find the 'chick' for him. Shame on you Seun! The more the merrier indeed.

Femi jare, not only have I got great news for you, it's free of cost; best things in life are free.....

tayotina happens to be my friend and on telling her that I am a member of a forum where some Femi guy is really keen on finding her, she was elated and said she'd been looking forward to meeting you as well. I'll get you her number soon....

Well, call me old school but my best actresses remain Joke Silva and Sola Shobowale (she caught my heart with her performance in Diamond Ring ages ago). Best actors: Olu Jacobs, Baba Wande and RMD

Bob Marley is a legend and needless to say, his music is without date.