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Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Best Monikers by raphy(m): 11:50pm On Jul 11, 2017
i see but my moniker suppose to be up there.am one of these early users that help take this forum to were it is today...I HV been here since I was 13.its 11yrs now..I HV learnt so much here an also pass want I HV learnt to ppl.

someone use my moniker to write a story..
am a celebrity here..

11yrs no be yam..God HV been good.
Crime › Re: US Jails Nigerian Man For $1m Wire Fraud (Photo) by raphy(m): 7:19pm On Jul 11, 2017
the guy looks like someone i knew back in high sch.
serve ya jail then repent.tall man.
and then join the basket ball gang.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Starving Zimbabweans Reduced Dead Elephant To Skeleton In 2hrs(Photos) by raphy(m): 8:56pm On Jul 10, 2017
chai hunger bad.if we go beach and see a dead big shark on the river side .we will fight to share it.
that same thing that happen down there


Africa which way?
Sports › Re: Romelu Lukaku Arrested For Hosting A Rowdy Party With Paul Pogba In Los Angeles by raphy(m): 12:06pm On Jul 10, 2017
money is too sweet.the guys de enjoy there breaks.making too much noise.

it was an orgy party I know these pool party I have been to a lot of them.music at high volume...
Literature › Re: Masked Love by raphy(m): 7:05am On Jul 10, 2017
Didov1:
yeah....n guy is no more updatin..
good morning he is updating.
Literature › Re: Masked Love by raphy(m): 7:03am On Jul 10, 2017
Apostolate:
oga celeb kul down Noah, wait make the movie sell first
grin
Apostolate:
oga celeb kul down Noah, wait make the movie sell first
OK bro Good morning
Literature › Re: Masked Love by raphy(m): 8:17pm On Jul 09, 2017
Apostolate:
Kudo enjoyed seeing raphy mesmerized or angry and he seem to have succeeded in achieving that.
"because that was totally out of our operation" raphy defended fighting hard to keep his temper at bay. His anger and temper was almost getting to it's breaking point and any more prodding from this creature (kudo) he would unleash his stored-up anger and hatred.
Kudo smiled revealing his brown teeth ,he looks more demonic whenever he smiles.
He stepped forward,walked toward raphy and stood right in front of him that raphy could percieve the alcholic stench of his breath. Raphy was a bit taller than Kudo, so he glared down at Kudo trying to figure out his intending action, Kudo in turn reciprocated him with an intimidating look but raphy was unflinched.
"I got this"Kudo started still fixing his eyes on raphy "this bufallo here is simply angry because I was about to lavish his bait "
Raphy was caught off-guard, he was having a sense of feeling of shame mixed with anger as he resisted the urge of punching Kudo hard on the face.
"you know the girl?" charlie asked raphy.
"no.....I...don't....know her "he stammered.
"he doesn't know her" Kudo continued "but when he saw her I could bet i saw lust in his eyes am sure he imagined himself having a carnal knowledge of her.....so he would have gladly raped her on any chance of will" he concluded mischieviously. Raphy clenched his fist, his anger was already boiling and soon enough he is going to melt it out on someone. For once , he think Kudo is right ; his first feeling at the sight of that girl was lust, he couldn't get his eyes off her slender body , thanks to her light,flowing night gown that allowed him a blur vision of her body; he could admit that at first sight it was lust but at a point his feelings changed. He would have openly affirmed the fact if some one else had told him but his anger is more intense just because this fact emerged from Kudo mouth. Raphy fired Kudo a very stern look.
"I am not your fellow animal" he quoted , his voice more grutal than ever. The other boys smelt tension in the air as they stared at the two who looked like charged bulls.
"of course you are my fellow animal........." Kudo laughed and continued ; raphy was not getting the rest of his statement , he just stared at kudo's moving lips ,he was absent minded as railed on his subconciouisness, he could hear his spirit pleading him to calm down and ignore the fool and just then kudo's last statement jolted h out of his subconscious mind and processed the statement
"you killed that very girl and her family in one night , that was fun huh?"
dude is wazup?
you have yet to pay me for the movie script.
how far na?
Sports › Re: Wayne Rooney Joins Everton (Photos) by raphy(m): 8:13pm On Jul 09, 2017
I knew he was going back there when lukaku left.am not a man u fan or Everton. am a diehard Liverpudlian.
I wish him the best with his team. am a big fan of him.
Politics › Re: Man Transported Himself With Canoe In Ikoyi Due To The Flood. Photos by raphy(m): 12:23pm On Jul 09, 2017
my cousin told me about it .I was waiting to see it in the news wow!see the imported canoe.pinkish .that half got brains in his head of hairs.


and some ppl are still don't know how to go out of there home this is a good way to make cash.
Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Married Christian Couple Use intimacy gadgets? by raphy(m): 11:01am On Jul 09, 2017
[b][/b] grin there is nothing wrong in that. unless you are not married but just a bf gf thing.
this rainy season done make ppl de try new sex position I tell you.

anyway I de my church to inside my room .thank God no flood here.
can sombori shout halleluja....
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Called A 'Cultist' Over Sign He Made With Fingers (Photo by raphy(m): 11:16pm On Jul 08, 2017
so the man never knew some pastors were cultist before they gave there life to Chris.

this one is in a world of his own.that church is growing very fast.

leme just make my bed first .
brb.
Family › Re: Zimbabwean Married Woman Thanks Wrong Man For ‘Hot Sex’ by raphy(m): 10:43pm On Jul 08, 2017
grin[size=8pt][/size]konji high her so much she forget her hubby name on her phone.

woman and there toy guys it ain't new .

that guy must HV a 9inch d!(k.
Health › Re: I May Have Lost My Leg But I Gained Something Better; Lady On Her Birthday. PICS by raphy(m): 10:11pm On Jul 08, 2017
its a good thing to be alive thanking God.even when you have one eye.

so she is happy to be alive...

she is strong
brave
soon she.will get a that kind of leg that the South African athlete use.life goes on gir her..

aint you just thank full to be alive.?.
Events › Re: Groom And His Oyinbo Bride Stranded In Lekki Floods After Their Wedding. by raphy(m): 10:03pm On Jul 08, 2017
ppl that live near a river will suffer the most during rainy season .
and these who live upstairs will but thanking God .they made the right choice. but carrying there property up was not so easy.
I hope this rainy season will make some ppl think well next tym.
I just thank God for my life.
I met sound sultan today @poweroilwakforheart we waik in the rain it was fun. #sportmanmeetentertainer

Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans Disappears As 30 Armed Men Take Him Away From Lagos At Midnight by raphy(m): 2:53pm On Jul 08, 2017
I told you all Nigerian polizen are thief's some ppl think that i was lieing.
all of them in the official get 1million each for this movie script.
I don't knw how.much that Haba kyari man mus HV gotten.
nigerians are angry jungle justice still the best.
*spits* and waik out of thread.
don't qoute me unless you smoke weed this cold afternoon.
Crime › Re: Nairalander's Experience With Police/sarz Officers Today by raphy(m): 11:51pm On Jul 07, 2017
I stil remembers when I was stop at mushin 2011.they took me to there station for wearing a maritime sweater.they said itsfor the military.I said I don't know.they tell meto bail. my self.I HV to begin making calls n sendin text. I final y pays n give them the sweater.


Nigerian police are nothing but thief's.

na 15k they collected from me tht day.
Crime › Re: Husband Impregnates Housemaid, Strangles 8-month-old Pregnant Wife To Death by raphy(m): 1:48pm On Jul 07, 2017
lovelygurl:
Kindly STFU
so what i wrote affected you in ya dream this morning oh sorry sweety.then u HV to stop quoting me unless u smoke weed.
Crime › Re: Husband Impregnates Housemaid, Strangles 8-month-old Pregnant Wife To Death by raphy(m): 1:47pm On Jul 07, 2017
lovelygurl:
Kindly STFU
so what i affect you in ya dream this morning oh sorry sweety.then u HV to stop quoting me unless u smoke weed.
Crime › Re: Husband Impregnates Housemaid, Strangles 8-month-old Pregnant Wife To Death by raphy(m): 1:42pm On Jul 07, 2017
cococandy:
I didn't see things your way. I was using sarcasm
Too bad you're too dumb to see that.

Pls don't quote me with stupid talk like this next time. Thanks.

Someone died at the hands of your husband and you think it's her fault for hiring a house maid.
How retardedd are you?
you are the one that first quote me.so don't try that again.the rain must be affecting you so much that you have to take weed this morning.sorry. am ain't retarded or stupid.am M.A.D OK



making a difference. so just chill.
Crime › Re: Husband Impregnates Housemaid, Strangles 8-month-old Pregnant Wife To Death by raphy(m): 6:18am On Jul 07, 2017
cococandy:
Of course. It's the wife's and the maid's fault
yes my sister from different mother.na the woman fault. I don't even like female House help they can crash ya home.I prefer strong boys.tht I knw very well.try cn work hard.gdmornin thanks for seeings things my way.
Crime › Re: Husband Impregnates Housemaid, Strangles 8-month-old Pregnant Wife To Death by raphy(m): 8:55pm On Jul 06, 2017
when ur wife breast have dry up n u bring a sexy house maid in the house.just get ready to park.some woman don't think with there head. I hope my wife won't bring any housing help in the house.#teamnohousehelp
Nairaland General › This Is How Having Lots Of Sex Can Help You Live A Full Life by raphy(op): 7:36pm On Jul 06, 2017
Sex is indeed the gift that keeps on giving, it can relieve stress, prevent prostate cancer, even help you sleep well. This is the closest we will get to snake oil


If you don’t know sex does a lot of good for the body by now, then like the Drake album, if you’re reading this, it’s too late. That’s not true, it’s not too late. Sex is insanely good for the body, in fact your body requires it.

Some of the benefits of sex includes boosting of morale, reduces stress levels, prevents prostate cancer, and helps you sleep well amongst every other thing.

If there is anything close to the elusive snake oil, it probably is sex. In case you’re wondering what snake oil is, it is a famed cure all ointment that has zero medicinal value. It is fake, doesn’t do a thing.



With all of the advantages of sex that were listed up, you can agree that it has a lot of good, we’re here for one more. Having lots of sex can be outstanding for your heart. Check that out!


 

Usually for your heart, the usual routine you’ll hear from doctors are eat right, sleep well, exercise your body, and possibly jam a couple of pills down your throat. That will be what they say, which is right but this other way also makes sure that your heart is working in the most optimum way possible, SEX!

According to Science, high levels of amino acid homocysteine are known to ignite cardiac problems, sex helps reduce their level in the system, so you see why you should be having sex more? Men who have sex more will have improved circulation and healthier blood vessels that those who don’t.


In an extensive review of 2015 clinical data, it was found out that high levels of homocysteine surges the risk of death through heart disease by 66 per cent, the chances of stroke by 33 per cent, and lastly, this is linked to cancer and Alzheimer’s disease.

so enjoy ya sex life and thank me later.
#copied
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Hot In Lingerie, Says "God Was Just Showing Off When He Created Me" by raphy(m): 9:47am On Jul 06, 2017
no be lie she de taik na.God made her so well .see her clean shaving armpit.even her punna must be as clean like that.

she must have a good barber for her armpit.
she is not that lazy like omo baba olowo carry beards around like a gorilla.

haters gonna hate but tboss is da boss.
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Hot In Lingerie, Says "God Was Just Showing Off When He Created Me" by raphy(m): 4:31am On Jul 06, 2017
na true she dey taik.make una no crucify her her.
see her clean armpit,that's the she must have a good barber out there to make it clean every day.and her punna too must be as neat as the armpit.

she is TBOSS don't forget. money runs everything

unlike davido that is busy with his 30billiongang and can't go even have time to shave his armpit and his d!ck.

but call himself omo baba olowo.

go girl but haters gonna hate.
am her fan.

una goodmorning o...
Romance › Re: Lady With Big Backside Causes Commotion On The Streets, Trends Online (Photos) by raphy(m): 4:21am On Jul 06, 2017
fake shitbag.or na two big head she put i n there.
women n there fake life's they want attentions.



by the way i love slim girls they can't break ya d!ck whn yu say go on top.
but this one can even flat ya eggs.
*make I run*
Romance › Re: The Girl I Nearly Committed Suicide Because Of Now Wants Me Back.(advice) by raphy(m): 4:08am On Jul 06, 2017
can someone pliz pray for sense to fall on this man.
he want to go back nd eat rotten tomato.

#sensefallonyou amen.
Sports › Re: Kelechi Nwakali Visits Arsene Wenger (Photos) by raphy(m): 3:53am On Jul 06, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
So Arsene Wenger has small preek. No sign of the shape in that nylon knicker.
Kelechi doesn't deserve to be in Arsenal .... Maybe Cardiff City FC and not Arsenal FC.
Dude also needs to change that his local bushmeat babe ASAP.
nice one my guy I think say na only me notice it.
see the man leg done turn to yam wey dry. this one fit still nack his wife so..
still the scientist we used to know...
Crime › Re: I Became An Armed Robber To Raise Funds For My Gospel Album - Suspect Confesses by raphy(m): 12:17pm On Jul 05, 2017
see lazy man story.. na so gospel artist de start?make them beat sense into his brains so he will confess all the crimes.
Education › Re: UNIOSUN Protest Goes Wild Over Death Of Colleague by raphy(m): 11:30am On Jul 05, 2017
jungle justice for these three wicked niqqas.nothing to say again.how can they cut her like meat?if she was my sister I will kill these niqqas ASAP. even if they are in police cell I will burn d cell down. that's the best.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Lady Gets U.S. Citizenship After 17 Years Of Waiting. Photos by raphy(m): 10:47am On Jul 05, 2017
them don dey run leave buburi country... I think I will be the next to be given a citizenshhip cuz my u.s. gf is pregny.
Crime › Re: Uniosun Kidnap: Police Nabs Three Suspects (see Photos) by raphy(m): 10:46pm On Jul 04, 2017
see wetin too much weed dey cost. they want to be like Evans.God go. punish them.
Crime › Re: Uniosun Kidnap: Police Nabs Three Suspects (see Photos) by raphy(m): 10:46pm On Jul 04, 2017
see wetin too much weed dey cost. they want to be like Evans.God go. punish them.

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