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More sleepless nights for some folks! ![]() |
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If not for the fact that I'm just returning from the mountain where I went to pray, I would insulted Buratai that he's a big fool!!! |
STFUareyouGod:It is people like your type that have made Romance section so childish the way it is!!! Someone posted an experience seeking for advice. Since you didn't have any worthy advice to offer, commonsense should have told you to keep shut! |
Today is Sunday. Many people are already in churches with bibles that are as big as the wheels of a Marcopolo school bus...some are preparing to go to church while others are returning from various churches. The bottomline is that these same people will be the ones to be seen in brothels, drinking joints, boyfriends' houses engaging in fornication and many other places that have bad reputation! We are just deceiving ourselves with all these. Don't frown at your neighbour who didn't go to church because you are no better. Hypocrites!!! |
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CC: RoyalRoy |
ChemicalReaction:True, I remember that one. |
5minsmadness:Lol! An old wife's tale! ![]() |
Edwinmason: ![]() |
obawinner:Lol! What about Thunder Balogun that was asked by his wife to remember his 'left leg'? He played the ball and it went through the stomach of the goalkeeper. |
kinggogo:I dey tell you! They told us when it is raining and the sun is shinning at the same time, elephants would be giving birth. They also told us that the Hippo poos butter! ![]() |
ALKARULEZZ:Aboy, you be real Warfi pikin! We did that in Pry school. Lol! ![]() |
zinachidi:The thought of having trees grow in your belly gave many of us sleepless nights as kids! ![]() As for the whistling, some adults still believe it. |
yeyeboi: ![]() |
As kids growing up in Nigeria, we had certain stories we held to be true. These tales, after hearing them over and over again, became beliefs. Below are some of them: 1) COVER THE CUT-OFF HEAD OF THE CHRISTMAS DUCK IN A DRUM AND IT WOULD CHANGE INTO A SNAKE AFTER SEVEN DAYS This is one childhood tale that still get me laughing; even till today. Come to think of it, what's the relationship between an Ave and a Reptile? ![]() 2) ANY FOOD THAT TOUCHES THE GROUND HAS BEEN EATEN BY DEVIL: It was common to hear statements like 'Hey! Devil dor eat am', whenever your food touched the ground, by a friend or sibling. I'm sure the older folks used this to discourage us from picking food on the floor to avoid contamination. 3) YOU MUST RUN ROUND THE BUILDING AND THROW YOUR BROKEN TOOTH ON THE ROOF AFTER SOME INCANTATIONS, ELSE YOU GROW THE TOOTH OF A RAT African mothers sha!!! 4) IF A BOIL APPEARS ON YOUR EYE-LID, IT IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE RENDERING HELP TO YOUR CLASSMATES! So many times, we were deceived into sharing lunch that was not even enough for us with classmates ![]() Feel free to post the ones you know. Happy Sunday to all ![]() |
tosyne2much:Tosin, long time. How's life? Me no be fan of MMM nah ![]() |
RockHard:That's the problem with most of you. You sit your lazy ass down there without lifting even a pin, yet you criticize people who import most of the stuffs you consume...you even consume most of the things they manufacture. |
Aigbofa:Keep quiet there!!! Your post clearly shows you lack business knowledge! |
Seun:Thanks for the information. |
RoyalBlak007:How? |
I have received over 7 dozens of the message below on my gmail account that's connected to my NL account: Dear Rapmoney, This is your latest email confirmation code: **** You can use it only once. The previous code 4QM7PH7B8H was not used. This process was initiated at 4:21am on November 15, 2016 by the following desktop device: User Agent: who you epp, who you serve ? IP Address: 178.162.209.232 Best Regards, Nairaland Forum Team, http://www.nairaland.com/ I don't log into my NL account without password. In fact, my account is always on 'logged-in' mode. It seems someone has been trying to access my NL account without success because the person doesn't have access to the many created passwords in my gmail box. Is this an issue from NL or someone is trying to hack my account? CC: Seun and mods. |
I don't know how it is in other places but keke riders in Warri are something else. Sometimes, I just wish tricycles should be banned from our roads! |
LadyExcellency:Hehehe! Good reply to that dude that's always typing crap!!! ![]() |
Another crap! |
ElsonMorali:There's no monopoly. It can come from either parent ![]() |
Chai! Why always Ogun? ![]() |
Toks2008, nice post you have written and I commend you for that. That's that...but to be frank with you, if you have met some type of crazy people in life, you would realize that the word 'decency' could really have a general meaning, acceptable among almost every sane and responsible human in a conservative African society like ours. In as much as relationship thrives on accepting people's flaws and shortcomings which sum up to tolerance, I don't think it is wise to accept someone in marriage who has a trait/traits you cannot tolerate!!! We are all different and so are our desires when it comes to relationships and marriage. If Jude cannot withstand the condition of his wife-to-be not being able to communicate in English, there's no need being in a serious affair with Cynthia who happens to be someone who cannot speak or write in English properly. I bet you, he would never be happy in such marriage. Nobody should judge him because his mind is already conditioned not to accept such condition! To ease our lives, we just need to know the characters or traits we can tolerate in others and those we cannot tolerate. If one has knowledge of these, one can make marriage or marital affair easier. If anyone is searching for a partner who is flawless, such a person is living a life of illusions! |
Story!!! |
Noneroone:I am aware of these but ask yourself whether Nigeria is truly industrialized! How do Nigerians learn in their local languages when they would need to go to the industrialized nations to learn? Or you think one Japanese fellow would have time to teach you in your mother's tongue? ![]() |
There is no joy in the streets!!! ![]() |
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He played the ball and it went through the stomach of the goalkeeper.
