₦airaland Forum

Chai! Who did it?

So Lagos boys wan shift from online betting and Baba Ijebu to rat hunting?

The fastest way to get rid of rats is by purchasing some good fat cats...doz ones wey look like winch! Na just say we too dey label cats as winch for Naija!

I had a bushy plot of land at the back of my house some years back, the rats that were coming from the land to invade my house were as big as small goats! I just go buy 2 big fat cats wey look like doz winch cats wey dey piss for Nepa transformer make e blow. I come keep dem for 24 hours make hunger waya dem. Na so I throw dem inside the fenced land...very few rats survived to tell the story!

Omo, e dor red for the families of these people!!!

Nice one!

Phone wey go lose go lose!!!

princefunmmy:
Good one!.. But na fake fake products Dem dey do now

Shut up there! What have you been able to produce?

For people that complain a lot that their boyfriends/girlfriends don't put up romantic photos of both of them as DPs on social media, make una get small sense, abeg!!! Things are happeing these days!

People can easily destroy your image online through your compromising pics.

In fact, it's no longer advisable to take compromising pics with anyone, boyfriends/girlfriends with the popularity of the internet today.

Don't even do it for love! You might later hate yourself and turn out to be a fool!

40k wedding? In Nigeria? You must be kidding me!!!

Good. Your post is nice but it's hardly practical in Nigeria. No one has time for these!!!

I'm sure these folks don't have social responsibilities.

This old unintelligent dumb man!!! I knew you would be very quick to do 'good face' for something that happened abroad rather than tackle the menace your useless people are causing!

Buharee the dog!!! Ah-yi-sha the goat!!!

Na wa o! E get wetin we nor go see for Romance Section?

Laff wan kill me o!

knightsson:
Nigerians with over sabi.
will the corper uniform make her resurrect after 3 days,like Jesus?

Whoever you are, please, get sense!!! You are too old for this!!! You nor be better person

Bode is a thief! NPA thief!!!

Crap!

mctowel01:
Mr Rapmoney... I ve just gone through many of your topics here, and i honestly consider you my nairaland elder brother... Your topics have been filled with wisdom which something at the back of my head reminds me often.. I m really chasing my dreams and something in me keeps telling me to do away with serious emotional attatchment for now. And i ve kept to it despite the illusion of lovely relationships from my friends. I ve aleo observed your class and maturity as when you talk about handling relationships and selecting choice of dates. I sincerely wish to have you as a big bro in real life. Why don't you post all these inot blogs

Thanks. I appreciate. For the blog, I'm working on that

Nigerian government is nothing but Ojuju calabar!!!

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Imagine!!!

She nor even fine sef! If she was a beautiful luscious babe, I would have...

To be serious, may God bless her hustle! So many lazy young women in our society, waiting for a man to come and rescue their lazy asses from going on economic recession!

Marrtynze:
Is it ur boring?, Is FP complaining?

Dry!!!

Oyegun? This old senseless man again?

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onionsoup:
The goat no get other name (surname) Complete am naaa abeg

You wan cause tribal war, abi?

All these are unnecessary when you know some people who know other people in the organization!

Photo of my goat I named 'Aisha' today!!! 22nd August, 2016! A day to remember!!! I love this goat

yerokunphilips:
Father please hear our prayer ,guide our leaders , remove corruption from our Nation ,and please let Nigeria be great again all these we asked in JESUS CHRIST NAME.

Don't worry; continue to pray for the economy till you grow grey hairs!

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