₦airaland Forum

merit12:
Mama idemudia. ?uu nor go carnival for. Ringroad?

Be like say you be Benin babe o! I dey feel you sha.

Make I hurry go Mama Idemudia place before the beans and bread go finish So, Merit you copied and pasted this long epistle just to let us know when a girl wants a guy?

babestella:
Show us pictures

Come down to Warri and ask the garage boys to show you pics!

joftech:
Those that did good will definately make heaven. Before Jesus came Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, Elijah, and all others made it to heaven so what stops our people here from getting there.

How did you know the people you mentioned are in heaven? Where is heaven located? So you still believe the fairy tale that some day, people will ascend to somewhere called 'heaven?'

They used to call me Agubata (when the lion enters) because I wouldn't take shi.t from nobody! Girls who couldn't control their mouths ended up with Chinese faces coupled with black eyes

Jennimma:
12k for non-indigenes,10k for indigenes

Is that the same Uniben my siblings attended? U mean say acceptance fee cost pass school fee? Shuo!!!

Jennimma:
tell him o. Uniben-45k

If u pay 45k as acceptance fee, school fee come be how much?

FrancisTony:
Cheap!

UI- 20K
FUTO- 40K

I never knew students somewhere pay up to that as acceptance fee! Crazy!

Why the hype about Lagos? People do more dangerous things in other places.

ishiamu:
I don't think that should be basics of prostitution/runs you musnt go to school to be rich

How do they pay their fees when the parents can't afford it?

tosyne2much:
wasere eyan mi !!

My guy, na passcode for Warri girls be dat o! By the way, sorry I couldn't read ur mail. I only saw the notification because that email acc is no longer functioning.

ishiamu:
University extorting from students since 1960

Poor man children nor fit go university again? This is why majority of our female undergraduates are runs girls. They try to keep up with the bills.

11. When she stops opening her legs wide because of fresh fish barbecue

enoqueen:
well said.

Thanks.

October, 2014 made it 8 years I successfully graduated from the university. I still vividly remember some of those unnecessary fees, dues and levies we had to pay in order to obtain that 'overrated paper' called certificate The truth is that most of these fees paid by university undergraduates are highly defrauding. I don't know if some of them still exist or if more have been added to the ones I have always known of. Here we go:

1. Accreditation fee: What the heck does this mean? Instead of sincerely apologizing to me for collecting money from me as tuition fee, when the university or department I have been admitted to lacks legality, how dare you turn around and ask me to fund the accreditation exercise? Nigerian universities would not use money collected as accreditation fees from students to purchase facilities that would aid academic and scholastic pursuits. The monies end up in private pockets. Prof. Ezekwe should rot in hell

2. Acceptance fee: Accepting or rejecting admission should be done simply through written letter or any other form that can act as a formal notification. Collecting 5k to 10k (don't know if that's the current fee) as acceptance fee is fraudulent! I often wonder why students pay to accept an admission offer

3. Students' Affairs dues: Another fraudulent fee! What does this department do? Students' affairs units in our universities are not relevant to the socio-economic issues students face on daily basis on campus. All through my days in the Ivory Tower, I was a fervent payer of Students' Affairs dues yet I fought all my problems myself what ever form they came. So what does our money do as dues? A student who couldn't pay medical bills was allowed to suffer, yet a fervent payer like myself.

4. Post UME forms and Scratch Cards: Why sell forms or cards when you know the capacity of the school will not be able to accommodate the teeming youths seeking for admission? This is fraudulent. Nigerian universities lower their cut-off marks just to attract desperate candidates. They need people to purchase cards and forms when in essence, these people won't even see or touch the school's matric gown for that academic session. Jambites, next time a friend tells you that Migwor University or University of Vrendo accepts 150 as cut-off mark, you might just be one of the steps on the ladder for that university to make serious money!

5. In all, selling of handouts, unnecessary and low-standard books to students, useless old rusted machines in faculties of Engineering, old and outdated computers in Computer Science dept. are all fraud! That's why we have been producing elect/elect Engineers that cannot connect lamp-holder, talk less of manufacturing wrist-watch

Pls, feel free to add yours.

October, 2014 made it 8 years I successfully graduated from the university. I still vividly remember some of those unnecessary fees, dues and levies we had to pay in order to obtain that 'overrated paper' called certificate The truth is that most of these fees paid by university undergraduates are highly defrauding. I don't know if some of them still exist or if more have been added to the ones I have always known of. Here we go:

1. Accreditation fee: What the heck does this mean? Instead of sincerely apologizing to me for collecting money from me as tuition fee, when the university or department I have been admitted to lacks legality, how dare you turn around and ask me to fund the accreditation exercise? Nigerian universities would not use money collected as accreditation fees from students to purchase facilities that would aid academic and scholastic pursuits. The monies end up in private pockets. Prof. Ezekwe should rot in hell

2. Acceptance fee: Accepting or rejecting admission should be done simply through written letter or any other form that can act as a formal notification. Collecting 5k to 10k (don't know if that's the current fee) as acceptance fee is fraudulent! I often wonder why students pay to accept an admission offer

3. Students' Affairs dues: Another fraudulent fee! What does this department do? Students' affairs units in our universities are not relevant to the socio-economic issues students face on daily basis on campus. All through my days in the Ivory Tower, I was a fervent payer of Students' Affairs dues yet I fought all my problems myself what ever form they came. So what does our money do as dues? A student who couldn't pay medical bills was allowed to suffer, yet a fervent payer like myself.

4. Post UME forms and Scratch Cards: Why sell forms or cards when you know the capacity of the school will not be able to accommodate the teeming youths seeking for admission? This is fraudulent. Nigerian universities lower their cut-off marks just to attract desperate candidates. They need people to purchase cards and forms when in essence, these people won't even see or touch the school's matric gown for that academic session. Jambites, next time a friend tells you that Migwor University or University of Vrendo accepts 150 as cut-off mark, you might just be one of the steps on the ladder for that university to make serious money!

5. In all, selling of handouts, unnecessary and low-standard books to students, useless old rusted machines in faculties of Engineering, old and outdated computers in Computer Science dept. are all fraud! That's why we have been producing elect/elect Engineers that cannot connect lamp-holder, talk less of manufacturing wrist-watch

Pls, feel free to add yours.

Bullshi.t!!! Bullcrap!!! My kpoli dor off. Who get lighter?

obekah:
Gentle man ur theory is faulty, go and do ur home work again!

No mind Op, e be like say e dor turn Obukeyeke mixed with Dogoyaro this morning before posting this nonsense!

Loads of craps! Bro, anyone can marry a very beautiful woman without belonging to those professions you mentioned! In fact, your logic is baseless. You have committed the fallacy of Ignorantum ad hominiem! Goodmorning

mimiejacobz:
Explain what u mean by broke gals cos some gals have money,some are wrking yl some are from rich homes but most of dem stil prefer d guy to b in charge of thier expenses cos that's d only way to tell his capable,gals just luv this feeling of known dia man is capable n it makes us feel special #it shld not be ova done sha cos dats wia problem sets in#

Does it mean guys don't like to feel special too? What is good for Greece should also be good for Uganda. You nor go die if you splash like 20k take flex am on a cool beautiful Sunday night

Any guy, 24 and above who dates a girl/lady that does nothing...she is not working? Not schooling? Not learning a trade or into any business? Bro, u should be called a compound fool! She must be a prostitute because even Sanusi's daughter should be doing one of the things I mentioned above. If a girl shows you dudes that throw money around and says 'Are these not your mates?'. Show her young successful ladies who are in one profession or the other and tell her too: 'Are these not your mates?'

Abeg, make I hurry go Mama Akpomedaye place before the monkey tail go finish

Op, if you try am na e be say you be federal mugu! You dor dash your mama 5k before?

kozaic:
I wnt date him.

I dislike stingy men with passion..

As a lady I can help a guy with no strings attached.

#anyway I dnt do broke guyz.

Really? You don't do broke guys? I wonder why guys do broke girls! Even the ones whose parents live in zinc houses!

Thank God I said this back in 1958!

tosyne2much:
Rapmoney baba no mind me jawe

We just gat make this place dey lively, abi wetin u feel ?

Nothing do u. I dey with u.

tosyne2much:
** This is nothing but fun and it's going to be an interesting thread **

As for me, if I meet this monikers behind the internet, my question goes thus,

Ufss why do you like craving for attention thereby uploading your pictures asking Nairalanders to rate you

Marieolae why do you keep telling Romance section dudes that, " I don't know what's wrong with my mail, I can't receive mails


Andyblaze Do you have a girl friend at all ? Lwkmd

Pasqal09 and Farano Do you derive joy or you sometimes feel pity throwing ban on people in the Romance section?

iceberylin Why do you like derailing threads with ur large fonts and always in a hurry to make first comment on every thread

idowuogbo why your mawt too sharp to dey insult people ?

VickyyB Why do you act like a tiger in the section ?

In addition

Seun Why do ur words come like the rattle of a gun ?, and why don't you relate informally with Nairalanders even at the mention of your name ? It is somewhat to class or ego ?

Note- it will be immature of you if you flare up in anger at the mention of your moniker

Pls feel free to add yours and spread the fun

Ehhhhhhnnnnn...tosyne2much! You dor turn celebrity for Romance section o! I dey hail you from Warri

Huge bowl of craps!!! Same old shi.t!!!

tosyne2much:
Where are my peeps ?

KiddaBlingzz, Bunsky,
samflexxy, englishmart, AgapeCharis, Fabdedon, Franchise21, Ilovenigeria, ERCROSS, killzone, Jennimma, johncozy, Rapsainot,
nickz, FrancisTony, chibwike, 1one,
Rapmoney, valmunich, yungchop, marieolae. Adonbilivit

Bro, I dey here. In fact, I full ground berekete! Na pipo like una dey make me still dey Romance section

Why don't you just tell us that it happened to you instead of creating one imaginary friend?

Taleeysun:
Op is pained, sorry oo

U must be one of them. U are an example of the type of peeps the op mentioned. Better go and look for job or learn a trade. Runs girl nor be occupation o!