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@TKB

Naaaaa! You didn't see the game last night because DSTV didn't show it(they only showed Chelsea's).
You wouldn't have missed that game for anything in the world.

Awwwwwwww

Ok Sorry TKB.

I still love you.

Oya, come give mama a kiss.

@TKB

Lemme sing the whole song: -

Olodo Rabata

Oju eja lo moje

Ko ni lo paper

Silati lo ma lo

Aji yan je

Eba tutu lo ma je Lale lale

Shio!!!!

That better?

Hahahahahahaha

TKB, you deserve to be spanked.

Nice tactic. Now you're feigning a bad memory, abi?

How can you forget the cups your club won?  Can I forget that my team won the Carling Cup? Or even the community shield?

So you're trying to say that by next year, you would have forgotten that you won this year's community shield, abi?

Admit it, you're a plastic fan!

I've got you by the balls, so stop being evasive.

Admit your error and move on!

Oh! So richie ain't a Man United fan. You're off the hook then.

Thank God for your lives.

You guys have finally exposed your asses.

Now I know who the real Man United fans are and who the plastic ones are.

TKB and richie, I'm ashamed of you both!

Chelsea won it in 2005, Man United won it in 2006 and Chelsea won it in 2007.

Olodo Rabata meji!

tkb417:
I can't remember the last time United won the carling cup

TKB, when did you start supporting Man United, cause from your post, it seems you just started supporting your club this year.

Even I, a non-United fan, know that you won the Carling Cup just last year.

You are not a plastic fan, are you?

@Kit

Please can you explain what that post means before I whoze you!

And in English please!

You guys need to cool it.

Don't get carried away by a victory over Hull City(where the heck is Hull on the map of England sef? ).

We do NOT need to win this Carling Cup. I don't want the Carling cup! We don't need it!!!!

Instead of jubilating, we should try to analyse the performances of our players last night.

I loved the fact that Cuccidini and Sinclair were allowed to play(And they weren't bad I must add).

The victory was a big moral booster for us and I hope it signals the start of a run of victories, especially in the PREM.

Anyway, we're playing host to Fulham on Saturday and with the renewed spirit in our camp, I see us securing all three points.
I also can't see us loosing or drawing to Bolton in the match next week.

Keep the faith. Blue Rules.

But on a more serious note, Sir Fergie is a pillock!

Why does he treat the Carling Cup with such disdain?

He should be punished by the FA for that. Maybe they should come up with a rule stating that the semi finalists of the Carling Cup would automatically be awarded 10 points in the PREM table.

That should give Sir Fergie a rethink.

What was that I saw yesterday?


Lemme run out of this thread before Chacal comes in with desert eagles blazing

Wait a minute. . .

I get it now. . .

I hear you guys were bitten by a certain Misfud also known as 'the Mosquito'. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007440863,00.html

That explains what happened. Your boys got infected with malaria and that's why Nani and co were misfiring!

That explains it.

Hmmmmmmmm

Let me slap myself and pinch ma ass to confirm that I ain't dreaming!

Did Manscum(English Champions) really just get her ass whooped by 2 goals to nil by a Coca Cola championship side?

Y'all should just sharaaaaaaaaap, stop lying and go get a life!

It didn't happen!

The press is lying!

Jackal, Mr. Ferguson is getting too old. He needs to be retired ASAP.

Jose Mourinho(The very special one ) is now a free agent, so if I were you guys, I wouldn't miss this opportunity to get him.

@TKB

I'm 34 and married with 3 beautiful kids.

Yea, I work with Seun, so I know everyone's age. I'm Seun's sport's board advisor.

@JK

Hmmmmm. . . How old are you again? 17?(or 15) Aren't you too young to be staring at women's thongs?
You pervert!

See me see wahala o. See how spoilt little kids have become these days!

You need deliverance! Go see your pastor!

Damose:
Abramovich Offers Chelsea Job To Van Basten - Report

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has allegedly offered the manager's job at Stamford Bridge to Marco Van Basten.

The Sun claims to have learned that Abramovich made his move for the Holland national team manager at the weekend, and is now awaiting the former Milan striker's response.

Van Basten was seen sitting in the next row to Abramovich at Old Trafford on Sunday as Chelsea lost 0-2 to Manchester United in Avram Grant's first game as team manager in succession to Mourinho.


http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=426039

Bleep's sake!
http://www.chelseafc.com/page/NewsHomePage/0,,10268~1121068,00.html
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11668_2756810,00.html
http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/story/7266352
http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2177515,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=5

oluphemmy:
i dey hear rumor that we don buy ronaldinho,

Bleep's sake!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11668_2756745,00.html

Hahaha

No deal!

The only gift I want is cash and since cash rulez everything around you, I expect something from you.

Don't Bleep up o.

Hahahahaha

Hurray!!!!! The 10,000th post on this thread!

Shouldn't you scummies gimme an award or something?

Yea! I'm looking forward to the GAYnner's first defeat this weekend. It should be interesting.

Let their recent 'form' be exposed for the fluke that it is.

@Loyika

Bleep off!!

You and I know that with the recent events at Chelsea, a goal fest is what we need to boost our moral.

So our squad members would all want to be part of the 15-nil bashing that awaits Hull.

Trust me on this, even Petr Cech would score a hattrick tonight!

@Jackal

Hahahahahahaha

I expect to see Scott Sinclair in our line up, but apart from that, I don't see Grant fielding any other young guns.

He can't risk having another defeat today.  That would be a disaster!

But you never know.

loyika:
And what do you feel about Chelsea and Hull (will they use their 1st team squad, DO CHELSEA HAVE A RESERVE SQUAD ). Hope Okocha gets a game. He plays for Hull right

Hahahahahahaha

Okocha is definitely playing and I'm so much looking forward to that match.

The Plonker has been making noise all over the media, claiming that Chelsea's players don't know where Hull is and saying he's g'onna give us a good spanking.
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/sport/national_sport/index.var.89345.0.okocha_hopes_to_give_chelsea_the_blues.php?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007440690,00.html

I can't wait to see that.

I expect Grant to play our full squad tonight. He should use this match to experiment with different styles. I expect to see a million substitutions.

@Jackal

Leave these GAYners. They were crying and praying on their knees for a victory while watching their match, to pay any attention to the blazing form of Torres.

If they could struggle till the 88 minute to beat Newcastle, It means their victories this season have been a fluke.

Let's see how they fare when the real tests come.  I w'anna see how they survive Torres.

Jackal:
Arsenal just SCORED again.

Denilson scored with his scrawny right foot.
They left it late but it was against an injury-ravaged Newcastle.

Hahahahahahaha

Lucky them.

It would have been sensational if they had been kicked out of the Carling Cup so early.
And they're playing at home.

But its nice to see them struggling.

Compare Liverpool's away performance with this home performance of theirs.
Is this an indication that they'ld finish below Liverpool(and maybe Tottenham ) this season?

And Torres scores a hatrick.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

@Jackal

What is wrong with the gunners? Why struggle till the 88th minute before scoring?

Are they running out of gun powder already?

Jackal:
@ Razorr,

Arsene is now poking his nose .
All i can say is Wenger is looking like a SODOMITE!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Why would Mourinho call WENGER a Viewer?
I think that statement needs to be investigated.

Hahahahahahahahaha

Jose Mourinho is a GENIUS!!!!

Honestly, I won't forget that guy in a hurry!

So Arsene pokes his nose? Ewwwwwwww

By the way, didn't I tell you the guy won't spend even if given billions of pounds to shop for players? The Viewer is way too stingy.
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_2754627,00.html


So Arsenal scores. Hahahahahahaha

Too bad. Woulda loved to see the Viewer add 10 mysterious years to his age tonight. Like it happened last season.

@Jackal

Well, I ain't tripping. I still hate the guy.

This is interesting.

It seems the GAYnners might be kicked out of the Carling Cup tonight. And the season has just started.


Where ya guns @?

@Jackal

Do you think the freak loses would start tonight?(You know what I'm talking about ).
I can almost smell them.


@GAYnners
Where ya guns @?  

Jackal:
Man Utd and Chelsea played LATE on sunday so our games are tomorrow.
Besides, we don't play on the day smaller clubs play.

Hahahahahahahahaha

Exactly!!!

@JK

Now you are really pushing me.

If you deny it one more time, I would not only publish the convos, but I would also publish the mails you sent me with pictures of your d'ick, begging me to let you Bleep ma chesticles with it.

I'm sure Nairaland would love to see your tiny ding dong.

Push me again and see what happens.

Loyika, abeg ask JK for me o.

I've told him the new name sucks!!

It's not attractive at all. So boring.