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Haaaaaaaaaaa

I see what's going on here.

JK, please don't tempt me to publish all the IM convos we had in which you were begging desperately for a peek and a suck of ma chesticles o.

Don't push me son!

Razorr:
TKB

Sharaaaaaaaaaaaaap and go play with JK's balls!

justkunmi:
Razorr
u've run out of play things and its ma balls on your mind now ehn? . .
What has United's supremacy got to do with ma balls

Come on. . . If you haven't got an 'elf' mind, why don't you borrow one from Le Chacal.

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzzz

[quote author=I-man link=topic=17491.msg1530250#msg1530250 date=1190734367]@Razorr
I think we might need your help here.Maybe,show those two your chesticles. . .  . .that could help.[/quote]Hahahahahahaha

That might work on TKB, but it sure as hell won't work on Loyika, A GAYnner(God bless Le Chacal ).

TKB

Sharaaaaaaaaaaaaap and go play with JK's balls!

Champions ma ass.

The name of this thread sucks!

@JK

You d'ey crase o!

Well, you would change back this thread's name at the end of this season anyway.

bleeping self-servicer!!!!

@Loyika

Oh I see. Thanks for the lecture.

So TKB called you a Baloney Sandwich and that's why you're so pisssed. Hmmmmmmm

Well, I always knew Loyika to be gentle, so anyone that could get him this pissed off is a GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm g'onna keep 'Baloney Sandwich' in mind, so if you make me vex, I would know how to wind you up.

loyika:
i ain't going no where anytime soon (as as much as i don't condone this, i will make an exception in your case).

Loyika dear, has the curfew in your state been lifted?

I wouldn't want you to be shot or sent to jail because of Nairaland o.

Cool temper bro.

I can't believe this. Never seen Loyika so pissed.
And all because of some 'BALONEY' word. I need to re-check ma dictionary for its hidden meaning.

[quote author=I-man link=topic=17491.msg1530140#msg1530140 date=1190732751]I'm more interested in winning than attractive footie[/quote]Noted.

[quote author=I-man link=topic=17491.msg1530094#msg1530094 date=1190732022]@Jackal

Mourinho for United!What say you? Fergie is getting old(O'Shea's mum says he can't function without some little blue pills) and United needs to think about the long term.Methinks Jose would be more than an adequate replacement.

Obviously,since we don't know when Fergie is retiring,its going to be difficult employing Jose as he may get another lucrative job.However,if Fergie was ever going to suffer a heart attack,choke on his chewing gum . . . .Jose would be a good replacement.

Only issues I have are with Jose's defensive tactics and long term loyalty.[/quote]Hahahahahahaha

Now that would be something.

I might just consider joining Manscum if this happens. Note I said 'JUST CONSIDER' before you hit your head.

Yeparipa!!!!

Loyika, na beg I d'ey beg you o. E don do.

Stop now before I sue for divorce.

Hahahahahahahaha

OK OK I was just joking.

Loyika is ma boyfriend and he is not 72.

Loyiks, can we call a truce now?

I might get a whooping at home tonight if I don't stop now.

@Loyika

Please stop exchanging words with this boy na.

I checked your profile and it says you are 72 years old. TKB is just 29.

It doesn't make sense to exchange words with someone who is young enough to be your grandson na.

Biko Uncle , let it rest abeg.

loyika:
TBK419 Aka Fcukward

since you have no sense and your brain seems to be smaller than your balls, bring on your best shot. FLIPPING GORRILA . You actual think you are intelligent, WHAT A BLOODY PITY . Why would your family lie to you in such a manner. Getting a "Promotion on Trial" all through out your secondary education. didn't mean you passed your exams, you bloody Diffy!!

Sorry to tell you the truth mate, but can't have Baboons running around here feeling like human being, just because someone decided to dress them up in clothes and teach them the basic fundrmentals of english. That doesn't make you human. B@TCH!!

That was just a warning clown. Next time you will not be spared.

Loyika, you didn't compose those paragraphs yourself. I swear I've seen them somewhere on this site before, can't remember where.
This is so unlike you, cause last time I checked, you couldn't put two yab sentences together that make sense.
This is what alhaji salamatu kareemu would call plagiarisation .

By the way, stop picking on little kids and start fighting with adults.  Bloody Pillock!(yea, I said it again )

@Loyika

I'm not the only female Chelsea fan on this board. There's the hot and sexy TNG.

As for the Salsa contest, why don't you just drop it? Money d'ey hungry you like this?

Jackal:
You are funny. There's a thread on that already.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-81237.0.html

Oh ma dayzzzzzzzzzzz

You see? I know these guys so well.

You see why I can never be a gooner? It would create a huge dent on ma image.

No cream babe would want to be associated with their lot.

If you don't believe me, just go to their thread and see what kind of chics they have as fans.

Jackal:
A CRETIN just pissed me off on YIM.

Hmmmmm. . . . I wonder who that would be. Does he or she happen to be a gooner?  Cause I won't be too surprised.

Jackal:
If Arsenal fans were Chelsea fans in the Mourinho days . . . .HELL will break loose.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

No comment.

Jackal:
Remember when some of em said WALCOTT is better than Rooney?
Where is WALCOTT now?

Please ask Loyika o. Buncha razz noise makers.
Very soon they'ld say Adebayor is better than Drogba and Kaka combined.

@Jackal

I've been expecting you. Where has your ass been? Was wondering if you'ld let this gooners run rampage here.

Bloody PILLOCKS!!!!

Ok then. That's a relief.

About Kenyon, I heard he's a gay. I heard he fell in love with Roman's baby face and that's what made him come to Chelsea.

@Rikky

As much as I hate to admit this, I must agree with you. I can't fault a single word in your post.

Since Jose was sacked, I have come to the conclusion that Kenyon is an asshole!!! The idiot even has the audacity to lie to we fans.
Did you see his interview on Sky? The guy looked so ridiculous. Talking shit. His nose must have been as long a Pinocchio’s that day. The Plonker!!!

Anyway, we have more problems at the moment, as John Terry seems to be in hot soup.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/7012337.stm

It’s Very worrisome indeed.

lawyerchap:
All of you who were going on about how she is ugly, be big enough to come and tender your apologies on this same thread. She is about the smartest person in the house, if you ask me and i think she's going to be in the final two.

Hahahahahahahahaha

I'm one of the culprits! May God forgive me.

Ofunneka baby! You d'ey represent!! I'm so proud of you!! Go girl!! I would definitely campaign for you to make sure you win!!

By the way, I've already voted for Lerato. There is only one word that can most accurately describe her personality -

[size=16pt]DISGUSTING!!![/size]

I'm not sorry I said that.

Also talking about Terry. I have observed that his form has been suspect of late and I think that is why we have been conceeding too many goals.

Terry used to be our strong tower at the back, but he is beginning to lose form and that's a major worry for me.

Even Jose expressed concerns over his health and sought for answers from the medical department, just before his departure, and this led to a face off between them.https://www.emoticons4u.com/sad/014.gif

And now, even Petr Cech says he is scared because we are always at risk of conceeding goals from set pieces.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2007/09/25/cech-sounds-alarm-89520-19842666/

Truth is our defence is too shaky for comfort at the moment.

In my opinion, John Terry should go look after his health and find a permanent solution to whatever it is that is wrong with him and in the interim, I think Carvalho and Alex should man the defence, with Belleti on the right and Ashley Cole on the left.(I have no faith in Ben Haim).
I hope Carvalho speeds up his recovery and comes back to the squad. He is badly needed.

This might be just be the perfect solution to the problem.

Yo Software! How are you doing man? Long time. Thanks for keeping the faith bro.

@Chelsea fans

There's some disturbing news about John Terry.

It seems our captain might be in trouble and might be facing a ban after it has emerged that he tried to grab the red card from the referee when Mikel was shown red in our last match.
http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/07/09/25/manual_080528.html
http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,16368,1773_2754008,00.html

I hope this is not true, as we already have too many troubles as it is and I can't imagine us playing without both Terry and Carvalho.

Hahahahahahahaha

I'm really tempted to tell you to come examine ma chesticles for hair, but knowing how much you'ld love that, I think I'll pass.
Ashewo buruku!!

As for the close up thingy, why don't you go for it? Like I said, maybe next time.

@Power Puff Girl Loyika

Hahahahahahaha

I was expecting that from you. Although it took so long to compose.

You would have to do better than that. Please be more creative with your yabs.

I'm not interested in the close up thingy, as it clashes with my work hours. Sorry. Maybe next time. And you can be my dance partner then.

Bloody gay!

Only someone who watches Power Puff girls would see anything wrong in Jackal's last post.
So why am I not surprised?

Ouch!!

That was a bit harsh on kit. Although I agree, as his past posts have proven, that his knowledge of history leaves much to be desired.

Jackal:
The number of people wearing Yaba made Arsenal merchandises don't make the numbers . . . .

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Spot On!!!!!

@Mc-Omo

Ok. . . Back off for a second. This your fascination with my vagina is beginning to make me uncomfortable.

I'm so sorry, but I'm a married woman, and my husband is reading this. Don't get me in trouble o.

@Loyika

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Don't run away na! Just when I was beginning to have fun.

Power Puff Girls?  Loyika, I'm disappointed in you.  I can't believe you watch such.  I won't be surprised if you even watch the simpsons sef, giving your taste in TV programs.

Hahahahahahaha

But it lacks creativity, since Razorr has an Obo.

Methinks Mc-Obo is a better Jibe (thanks I-man ).

Jackal:
LAMERS, ASSTARDS, IGNORANUSES, JERKENSTEINS and ASSHELMETS

hahahahahahaha

Kit, there you have them. Your creative words.

@Loyika

What has the Eriksson story got to do with anything?

It was just a rumour among many, so I don't know what point you are trying to make.

loyika:
Financially (Without Roman)

Is Roman going to die soon? Or are you planing to kill him? I won't be shocked if this was true. I won't put it past you to go with your MEND thugs to Stamford Bridge.
Roman loves Chelsea with every fibre of his being so you can't divorce him from the club. So please stop all these 'without Roman' bullshit talk.


By the way I hear that your Viewer has been giving a 70 mil Pounds spending kitty. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007440382,00.html

But knowing him, he won't spend the money. He's way too stingy for that. The Lummox!