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Hee hee hee. . .

Mr. Goodboi, e ma run down! That is what would happen on monday!

Oju yin a ri mebo! Una go cry well well, den you go come go on sabatical for another month! Hee hee hee. . .

Oh boy! I hate DSTV with a passion! Those guys are ripping us off men! Their charges are outrageous, unlike in other parts of the world! They need to bring down their charges to gain my love! KAPISH!

hee hee hee. . . Tbara, well stated. Welcome aboard!

Leave them o. Our boys were sleeping in that match, but trust me, their eye don clear now! Monday would be revenge time! Don't forget that Terry is back, so Essien would go back to the midfield!

Ema run down o!

Oh boy, this DSTV vs HITV issue na die o!

Collins Khumalo, managing director of Multichoice Nigeria was on wednesday arrested by a combined team of NCC and police officials at the Sheraton Hotel and Towers, Abuja, venue of the BOB TV 2007 film festival.

The Nigerian Copyrights Commission (NCC) will this morning arraign him before the Federal High Court, Abuja, for allegedly pirating both Spanish La Liga and UEFA sporting events matches in Nigeria.

He was accused of infringing on the broadcast right won by HITV in August 2006, which allows it to show both Spanish La Liga and UEFA matches to Nigeria live.

It was said that Multichoice was warned by the NCC upon complaints by HITV about the alleged piracy but went ahead to show the matches for five weeks before it stopped.

The company was said to have been reported again to the NCC by HITV upon its defiance following which Khumalo was arrested by the police on Wednesday.

See the full story: - http://www.businessdayonline.com/?c=45&a=11994

When this HITV go kick off sef? I wan subscribe o. These DSTV bills don tire me!

Haa haa haa. . .

I said it! I said it!

Let's wait and watch the drama unfold!

This f**k up team again. Hmm. . . You guys disappoint when you're expected to perform and try to pull surprises when you take your occasionaly shots of whatever. . . No wonder you don't have many fans. Yeye club!
You guys are making noise because you held Chelsea back, abi? Don't worry, after monday night, this thread would become inactive again!

Muki, I can see your ogogoro consumption has doubled! Take it easy on the bottle o! Haba! How can you say the gunners are more good looking that the blues! I'll spank you o!

Yes O. pre-intimacy, please call your guys to order o! Especially the author of the thread, who's calling you guys ashewos and fools!       GEEZ!   

YE! Dis girl wan finish me o!

Muki, since when you begin dey shack paraga!

Chelsea full of baboons? Anyone with well functioning eyes knows that its the other way round!

Anyway, lets leave the clubs and come down to the fans!

Chelsea fans are a lot more good looking than arsenal fans!

Maybe we should start a special thread, just for the fans! They would post their pics, and we would decide!     

It's then we would know that the gunners are baboons!        

     Six husbands ke?       God forbid!
You also need deliverance from all the gunner spirits lurking inside you. I don't understand why a beautiful girl like you is supporting that yeye club sef! You're disappointing me o.     

If you're talking about that his pastor that encouraged him to marry sixty wives, then sorry, but I'm not interested!

That's too true. Anyway, lesson learnt!

You too! Bad girl!

So you gunners want Bill Gates, abi? Unfortunately, he told me last night, during one of our regular passion sessions, that he was interested in buying Scum. Sorry!   

Thread To Be Discontinued! Kapish!

Don't worry, Bill Gates is my second boyfriend after Roman. I will send your request across to him. I'm sure he will oblige you.
You should also expect Jose Mourinho to be the Manager of that team!  Bill Gates loves only the best!     

Who knows, I might just instantly become a gunner!

I can't believe this! 

YES! YES! YES!
90% Of Chelsea Fans In Nigeria Are Post Abrahamovich! So f**king what?

I can't believe that people are still getting a hard-on over this issue!

Yes you are right! We have heard you! Can we go back to other issues now?

BULLOCKS!      

Please, who watched yesterday's match? Can anyone comment on the match? I was so disappointed that DSTV didn't show it!
I heard Terry had another injury. They say he was limping on the field at a point. Something about an ankle injury. Did he recover from it?
Above all, did we make many defensive mistakes, like previous matches?
Please let me here from you guys.

Your new nickname!

Jammie, you know what I think? YOU WORK FOR DSTV! You're BUSTED!

Yea. Mr. Lecturer, please teach me abeg! I no know book!

@4play https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-44513.0.html - You can go and pour all your yabbis there!

Mukina, you are dissapointing me o! Why are you making this boy happy?
I bumped into an old phychiatrist friend of mine today and I brought up the issue of 4play. He told me to just ignore the guy. You won't believe it, he said 4play is one of a rare breed of people who actually derive sexual pleasure from yabbis! He said yabbing the guy gives him a hard-on!
So my dear, stop arguing with him, you are only making him happy!

Morientes ko, David Villa ni. Who is scared of Morientes? I repeat, we would trash those guys. It's a good thing the two players that where banned are defenders. Watch us scatter their net with goals!

Sorry, let me re-phrase that: - More billionaires like Roman should do the same!

So UEFA has finally carried out the ban on some of Valencia's players. I am dissapointed though that only two where banned: - David Navarro and Carlos Machena. You the hell is Navarro? And who's Machena? I've never seen their games, so I don't know. A Fine was also imposed on the club.
I hope the ban will serve as ice cool water being poured on their nerves.
I also hope it would badly affect Valencia's game against Chelsea! Amen!

Mr. Kit. Yes o. Please put your muppets in order before I bring out my big cane and start whooping asses!

AMEN!