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Fynewaka, you are right about one thing, I am definitely not your kind of babe! God Forbid! Who wants to date an ugly muchacha like you!

Don't make me puke o!

By the way, relax, you don't need to post my pictures, I would do it myself.

[size=16pt]HALLELUYAH![/size] Fynewaka has finally risen! Praise the lord!

For acidrop and those other members who do not know what the noise was all about, let me fill you in: -
You see, Fynewaka posted the picture below and people started yabbing him, saying he looks ugly. I didn't say much o! All I said was that we should have a Mr. Wowo Nairaland pageant, for the ugliest guy on nairaland! It was jaybaby (or someone else) that said something about his d*ck  ! They were yabbing his style of dressing, e.t.c

Emi o sin be o!      

Arrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! Naija Stinks! 

In a dramatic twist, the members of the Review Committee set up to complete and fill the gaps in the report of the Ad-Hoc Committee on Petroleum Technology Development Fund (PTDF) resigned in a dramatic manner.
Chairman of the Committee, Senator Umaru Tsauri and the six other members of the Committee tendered a joint letter of resignation, dated March 20, 2007 to the President of the Senate, Senator Ken Nnamani. The one-page letter entitled: "Re: Resignation From Senate Review Committee on PTDF" reads: "We wish to inform the leadership that the Review Committee set up by the Senate to review the report of the Ad-Hoc Committee on the PTDF concluded its report as scheduled. "However, considering the fact that the leadership is not certain about the time it would want the report to be presented, we, members of the Review Committee, hereby respectfully resign our membership. We remain grateful for the honour of consideration to serve."

The Senate President said so many things had gone wrong and that the Presidency had been degraded, adding "this whole thing is getting messier." According to Nnamani, "it was only yesterday morning that the Chairman of the Committee came to the floor of the Senate to request for more time. "The Committee Chairman said that because of the testimony of Otunba Johnson Fasawe and the fresh revelations, there was need to request for more time to do a thorough job.

Bla bla bla.

We all know that those guys have resigned out of fear of the Presidency! Some of our leaders actually assume that we are daft! What a pity!

God Bless Naija!         

I do not really care much about the Premier league anymore. I don't think Chelsea is that kin on it again, anyway! If we win, [size=14pt]it's all good[/size]! If we don't, at least we can keep the FA cup, Carling Cup and the Champions League Trophies     . We already won the Premiership back to back, anyway. Let's go for the trophies we haven't won under Mourinho! The best revenge to ManU would be to really trash them in that game. It would dampen their moral and be a big blow to their ego. It would make their win less palatable and prove our superiority over them.


[size=16pt]BLUE RULES![/size]

WOW! [size=16pt]nairaland ROCKS[/size]!         

I was just reading this story about a fixtures jam! It seems our game against Manyoo might be called off o! Or wetin dey happen?

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_2004354,00.html

See teapot calling kettle black!

Who is his girlfriend sef? The girl should be spanked for letting him step out of the house looking like this!     

Please, my dear chelsea fans, go and participate in the poll in the thread, "Which football club are you crazy about". It's the first thread on this list. There is a competition there btw Arsenal and Chelsea!

Let's leave this guy alone now o! I'm sure he is really sorry now!

Hmmm. . . Thank God he didn't open his teeth fully!

Does anyone know how tall the guy is? He looks five foot one inch tall in that pic! He shouldn't have taken a full pic!    
Or maybe its his pose!

The jeans look like cut and sew! WOW! I didn't know tailors sew jeans trousers in Nigeria o! Onitsha has gone very far!      

The shoes look like fifth-hand shoes bought from Tejuosho under-bridge!    

I have put it back for your viewing pleasure!

Mukina, stop tripping for Mikel! He is not Available! And stop tripping for me also!

UP Chelsea!

Please please Muki, stop cracking me up! I've already laughed so much today!

Yea right! It's so obvious that you're lying!

See the fine boy that these two agbayas (Muki and Kateflow) are fighting over!

Mukina why are you being so hypocritical now? When we chat on yahoo IM, you are always confessing to being in love with the boy, and then when we're on the public forum, you go come begin dey form. Yeye girl! Listen, that boy is my younger sister's boyfriend o! So he is not available for you!

Miss wahala, what are you doing here? Go back to bed o!

Don't start getting an erection yet sweety, its not yet uhuru!

He is a fine boy and that hair style is really cool! Are you tripping?

Don't mind them jare! Dem dey fear! Their only chance of winning any trophy this season is probably the Premiership! I don't see what miracle would help them beat Roma in the Uefa match or Chelsea in the FA cup final!

Hee hee hee. . . Mukina, those blue forms are still available o. And they are free for now, so you better grab this great opportunity before my offer closes!

Yea I understand you. However, I trust my boys' form this season! Nothing dey happen! 
Anyhoo, Manyoo is playing them on the 31st, so we can study their form and see what their strengths are at the moment!

Wait a minite mustay, are you even beginnig to imagine that Blackburn would stop us? Please please please, don't let me die of laughter! You need to be more confident about your team, as long as you know its strenghts. Blackburn go run down! Dem dey fear!

WOW! So its looking to be a Chelsea VS Manyoo FA cup final! That's if Watford doesn't give you guys the shock of your lives (we don't want to give papa faggotson a heart attack now do we  ).

Come here you red devils. . . We are waiting for ya! Hee hee hee. . .        

See confusion in their camp! Chineke! U go run down o! Roma go finish you, patapata! Hee hee hee. . .

Wormy, abeg tell them o! I always feel sorry for these bad belle people! We keep breaking their hearts! Where is Muki?

If you can't beat them, join them!

Where is Mukina?

Those blue forms are still available for interested fans to fill o!

Chelsea Rules!