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I-man

I don't know whether to slap you, or just send cyber jazz to scatter your mouth!

[quote author=I-man link=topic=17491.msg1102577#msg1102577 date=1178715009]I heard Man Utd will be playing their reserves at the Bridge.Fantastic![/quote]Oh please please for God sake, play your number one squad!     

We don't want you to have any excuse when we disgrace you and take the shine off your premiership victory, if you know what I mean!        

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Make you no kill my sweetheart (Seun) for me o!

Which one be all this attack from left, right and center sef?

Leave the guy alone jare!

Haaaaaaaaaa.

An Igbo colleague of mine has interpreted it for me.

She was just telling me to be careful.

Viee

Interpret it!

That's an order!

osegwu:
I am right now creating a program on how to ban Seun from Nairaland.

Haa haa haa

Make nairaland no kill me abeg. I no fit laugh again!

viee:
bia razorr kpachara anya gi ooooooooooooooooo

Viee

Please interpret that abeg. I'm not Igbo o!

fynewaka:
I can't wait to see the reserve team take on Chelsea tonight.

You guys are playing with your full squad tonight.

Viee!  

So, I'm a terrorist abi? You never see anything!  

Wait until I post your full pic in the other thread!    

Sexlover, you are Mad!

But that was funny!

viee:
Ronlado beware!

viee it is Ronaldo, not Ronlado!

I can't believe you don't even know the names of your players!

Loyika, you are MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Typical men!

wormy,

         

Toshmann, it is not compulsory, but it is the noble thing to do, since they did the same to us in 2005.

We are gentlemen in Chelsea!

Loyika, it wasn't me that called wormy "Imbecilic Puffings" o!

It was Fynewaka and I was quoting you!     

Nairaland no go kill me today. I don laugh laugh wey all my intestine wan comot!         

Loyika abeg no laugh too much o! I no wan make you die from malaria abeg.

So wormy is the "Imbecilic Puffings!!"?

Haa haa haa haa haa. . .

Haa haa haa haa haa haa haa. . .  

[size=14pt]Egocentric BOMBASTS![/size]          


I have to add that to my collection of 'special' grammar!    

toshmann:
now see those yeye manure bomboclaats are now prem champs stupendous ignoramuses

My thoughts exactly! 

I hope Terry puts his leg between one of their legs so they can trip and fall down while walking through the guard of honour!     
That would be so sweet!

Anyway, we are just borrowing them the prem. We would get it back!     

Toshmann, I'm still angry with you o!

I haven't forgiven you yet!

Revenge would come sha, sooner or later!

In the mean time, I pray Milan beats the juju out of you on the 23rd!

Katie baby, I dey o!

Where have you been?

I bet you aren't looking forward to tonight's match, because of the guard of honour thing and all.

Like Mourinho said, chin-up sha.

I bet my boys would beat them out of annoyance. What do you think?

Fynewaka, who is fighting with you now?

Why do you like looking for trouble where there is none?

You are just trying to reopen a closed chapter!

Why do you like fight like this?

Why are you so annoying?

Why do so many people dislike your attitude, even your fellow scummies?

Get a life dude!

haa haa haa haa haa haa. . .

Viee, you are in trouble o! People are commiting lookery here!

Sharraaaaaaaaap Viee.

I am only being academic!

In the true sense of the word 'history', Chelsea has history! You can't fault that!

viee, let me educate you a little!

History means anything in the past, including things of one minute ago!

Everything that the guy outlined is in the past, so it's history!

Every club has history, including chelsea!

Jimiyke:
Onye abanukwala ibe ya ebe a, maka onye obula bu enyi nwanne ya. ihe mu onwe mu choro bu ka enye m biafra. hooooooohaaaaaaa!!!!

Is that a curse?

If it is, please interpret!

Seun:
Seye will be banned

Seun biko, don't ban anybody abeg o!      

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!      

OK. What's your ID?

Seun, what are the alternatives to banning?

Tell us, because someone might have an idea on how to implement it.

I hate the fact that he has allegedly chased many of the good old members away with the way he bans and unbans people anyhow.

I think there should be an alternative to banning people.

He is a genius(I've been made to believe). He can think of something.

Seun:
The rules are simple (1) There are no rules. (2) Lying or deception will get you banned forever.

Is that not a contradiction?

Justkunmi, sorry now. . .

No vex now. . .

But have you seen the movie? It was released last week Wednesday!

Oh Lord, help me! I need yoruba classes!