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Viee, haaa haa haa haa! You are a fine girl now. . .  Why are you scared?  

I will post it now!    

You know what, I would do you a favour. I would post the one that show's only part of your face!

Viee, I would post it o!

I am editing it right now because it is too large for nairaland.

Wormy, don't worry, I would post her picture!

Viee, don't beg me o. I wouldn't listen!

loyika:
Remind us all about that when chelsea start losing, cause dear you guys are going backwards.

Say that to the boys who came very close to beating you with 10 men in your own house on Sunday!

loyika:
FA and Carling are just rubbish cups

You wouldn't be saying that if you were the ones who won it, would you?

[size=14pt]I Like The Way You're Thinking[/size]


Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?" "None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."

[size=14pt]The Good Doctor![/size]          


A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's p*ussy. Naturally enough, she panics.

The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor. The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps so he says to the husband that he will have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his penis and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp.

And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general panic, he just can't rise to the occasion. So the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife don't object.

Naturally both agree for fear the wasp will do any damage, so the doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with vigor.

The husband shouts, "What the hell's happening?"

To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan. I'm going to drown the bastard!!!"

loyika:
Wormy

The way you go on, anyone would think Chelsea were something pre 2004

Pray tell, what were you doing before Maureen came

Stop living in the past!

loyika:
If the only thing you win is the Carling Cup, then that my dear wormy (despite the picture you keep trying to paint) is nothing more than a drab failure, taking into account the money you all spent

Get over it. Stop beefing. If you want quality players, buy some and stop being stingy.

Finally, look who's talking, Chelsea got the Carling cup and might get the FA cup. What have you got? 

What you should concern yourself with now is how to revitalise your team. A team that could not beat a tired team of 10 men with 11 men.

With the way things are going with your club, I don't see you guys having as many fans as you do now by next season.      

Many of your fans have already left for Chelsea and Liverpool. 

Fans can only be patient for so long. They want to see trophies!      

Thank God the bloody match is over. Awfully boring match!

Sweety, if this is the rubbish football you intend to play against Chelsea and West Ham, then I am sorry but you might just be ready for a rude awakening!

I'm signing out now. Time to go watch Spiderman 3 in the cinema!

When was the last time Chelsea won the premiership?

Oh I remember: - Last time - Back to back!


And when was the last time Yankeepool won the Premiership?

Scratches head. . .

Uhhh. . . . I'm trying to remember! Toshmann please help me out!

Toshmann, keep dreaming!

It's healthy to dream!

And things even get worse! City miss a penalty! Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


Awful Match!

Toshmann, 2005 and 2007 are two different years!

Wake Up!

Awful match!

Really Awful Match!

The match is so boring I want to fall asleep!

Let me look forward to the Arsenal vs Chelsea game tomorrow for some nice action!

When did manure start playing boring games!

Gattuso would show you pepper!

And Kaka would drive the knives into your weak hearts!

Toshmann, the juju you used on Chelsea would not work on Milan o!

Their juju pass your own. See what they did to manure!

Boring Match!

Half Time United 1 - City 0!   Ronaldo Penalty.


F*uckers!    

9ja4eva baby, get ready to cry!

[size=14pt]Father in heaven, please let Man City trash Man United today in Jesus Name.[/size]

                       [size=14pt]Amen![/size]


                                  

Oya, send it to my box.      My add. is in my profile.

O boy I tire o!

Those gays are offering him 20 million pounds!

Yea yea! Please keep the excuses coming!

mukina2:
Wenger stays baby he stays

That's not what your new owner is saying o!

mukina2:
guners rule everywhere

No. Gunners rule in your head!      


Chelsea Rules!    

Wormy, no let me vex for you o! Post the picture!

Viee, we are waiting o!

Mukina, I just received news that Wenger called Mourinho this morning and pleaded with him not to trash him too much on sunday.

He told Mourinho to only beat you guys by a goal!

Mourinho said he would think about it!

Wormy, stop being a chicken and post the damn pic!

Post it like that.

Mukina, call Loyika o!

Let him come and show us his pic abeg!

Wormy Wormy. Give us your own pic now. . .

I will post it back briefly for your eyes only, then remove it.      


This is Mukina's pic: -