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Viera, I had to remove Muki's pic o. She begged me to remove it.

Viee, why don't you break your computer and bring the picture out?   

This your searching is taking forever o! I am loosing patience!      

Mukina, won't you thank me for removing it? Or do you want me to post it back?

Oya Oya. I have removed it. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Mukina wetin na. . .

Calm down sweety. You are hot!      

Oya, beg me to remove it!      


viee, it's your turn o!       

Mukina, do you know that Wenger would lose his job on sunday?

I finally found Mukina's pic!

All hail miss Nairaland gunners! 

She fine no be small: -

Where is J-girl sef? Is she still grieving or what?

Let her post her pic abeg. We want to se the manure babes!

Viee, I'm waiting o.

Mukina sharrap and go and bring your pic here shap shap!

Viera, that's a very nice pic!  

Mukina and viee, it's your turn o!

Nairaland's one and only Viera: -       

viee:
really i don't mind posting my pic because im really very kool

So post the damn pic!    

Mukina, I won't spare you! Post your picture!    

Where is wormy sef? He should come and post his own too!    

sunny boy, 2007 never end o! How can this award be for 2007?

Or is it 2006 you mean?

Mustay:
I don tell u; na handsome boys and beautiful girls dey support chelsea

Na true o.

Mustay, oya post your pic for the world to see how handsome chelsea guys are.

Viee, post your own pic first, then Mukina would follow.

viee! Post your pic now before I bring cane!

why?

Lala dear, you're segzy na. . .

viee, thanks dear. But post your own pic abeg.

Nairaland Sport's one and only sexy lalaboi!

lalababy, Muki na international model na. . .

She wants to deprive our eyes of her sexiness!

lalababy, yes.

Mukina, let Nairaland crash! Just post the bloody picture before I start spanking you.    

lalaboi, I want to see your picture too!    

Chicken! Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!

Stop being a chicken and post your pic!

We should get Akolawole himself to also post his picture sef!

Loyika, Kitaun, 4Play and others in the sports section should follow suit o!

Debosky should post his own, but without the glasses. We want to see his sexy eyes!


Mukina, post your picture!

Mukina, why are you making noise about other people's pics sef, when we haven't seen your own!   

Oya, post your own, shap shap!     


This is my own: -

Mukina, yes na. . . The chap is too segzy!!! He fine pass Ronaldo sef.

[size=18pt]Gattuso taunts Rafa's Reds[/size]

MILAN hardman Rino Gattuso has lit the fuse for an explosive Champions League final by telling Liverpool: You’re not as good as Manchester United.

Gattuso starred in AC Milan’s 3-0 romp over United in their San Siro semi-final on Wednesday and now he wants revenge over Kop boss Rafa Benitez after losing to Liverpool  in the 2005 final in a thriller in Istanbul.

Midfielder Gattuso, 29, reckons AC Milan have already knocked out the best English side after beating United.

The result set up a re-run of that night in Turkey when the Reds won in a penalty shoot-out after a 3-3 draw.

Gattuso said: “I feel we beat the best side of the two.

“Liverpool will be very aggressive and will work hard, so we know what we have to do.

“United have far more technical players who are quick and able to do things on the ball.

“Liverpool do not have those individuals at all but what they have is a way of playing together as a team.”

Gattuso says Milan know what to expect from Rafa Benitez’s side and he criticised their route-one football.

He said: “All Liverpool do is play long balls, every ball is a long ball.They are like an Italian side of 10 years ago.

“They defend together, with everybody behind the ball and one striker.

“This final will be different. That I promise. It’s important to put the record straight.”


http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2007200596,00.html

[size=14pt]SMART KID! [/size]

[size=14pt]The New Maid![/size]


A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid.", answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Ummm, she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.

The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What pool?"

"Uh,  is this 832-4173?"

[size=14pt]Birth Machine![/size]


A happily married couple, who were having their first baby, were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the biological father of the baby wherever he may be. They were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set to 10% but the husband felt nothing. So the doctor increased it to 20%. The father said he still felt fine and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to tune it up to 50%. Still there was no reaction. The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the Wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic. When they got home, they found their gardener lying almost dead at the gate.

[size=14pt]Chinese Torture![/size]         


A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"OK," said the man, and entered the house. Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him durng the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone.

During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 1, Large rock on chest."

"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about."

He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2, Rock tied to left testicle."

In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration he, jumped out of the window after the boulder.

As he plummeted towards the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3,  Right testicle tied to bed post."

Haa haa haa haa haa haa!

Loyika, you're crazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Give it to them bro!

WORD!

Mukina!

Where did you dig this thread from?

By the way, where is Bolaoni?

Rooney never looked this good!