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Oh how the mighty have fallen!      

fynewaka:
I think Gattuso must have been on drugs yesterday given his attitude throughout the match.

Haven't you heard?

Gattuso is a mafia lord!

He gave you a taste of the mafia reign last night!

You see, you guys were just plain stupid.  

You shouldn't have been gunning for the C/L.  

You should have just focused on the Premiership like you initially planned!

Now you have lost vital points in the premiership and unless you beat or draw with City on saturday, you would be in deep shit!    

Listen sweety, I am sure you must have noticed that we do not lose matches easily.

Shut up and go back to your sick ward!

fynewaka:
We lost but will then be crowned the English champions at Standford Bridge.

If your boys can get their heads back together and recover from their cardiac arrest!

And also stop dashing out goals like you have been doing recently!

viee:
VERDICT:

[size=14pt]simply a case of fathers teaching the boys how to be a player[/size]

Viee, I love you!        

9ja4eva, so you've called for back up!

Haa haa haa!

viee:
[size=14pt]it is a simple case of father teaching sons how to be a player[/size]

Haa haa haa haa haa!

Laughing my bad ass off!

Haa haa haa haa haa!        

Where did you all spring from?  

I was just wondering whether you guys were on admission at the hospital for Cardiac Arrest treatment!    

9ja4eva, I can't help noticing that you have become a lone ranger!

What happened to your other patriots?

Has the doctor refused to release them?

OH My Days!

Seun:
What happened? Manchester United was slaughtered in broad daylight!! Was it the rain?

No no, it wasn't the rain!

You see, Gattuso cast a terrible spell on Ronaldo and rendered him balless!

9ja4eva:
No d guy was a torn.Wonder why he was nt given a red card for his rough tackles

9ja4eva, atiku was talking about you o!    

9ja4eva, it looks like that defeat is not making you think straight anymore!  

How can you shower such praises on Yankeepool's attack?    I did not see Yankeepool flogging Chelsea 3-nil on tuesday night o!    

By the way, where is Dr.dre?

There are so many new patients now o!

viee:
[size=16pt]Ronaldo will never forget baba gatusso in a hurry!

made the PFA player of the year look like Nairaland FC top player![/size]

Haa haa haa haa haa!


@Mukina
9ja4eva is the first patient! He has not been able to breath properly since last night!    
Please rush him to the emergency ward!    

9ja4eva baby, I would help you out of your own misery as well!    

You see, the big difference between Chelsea's match and your own is that Chelsea was not humiliated as you were!

Chelsea looked tired and even had some chances but you guys on the other hand did not take a single shot at the goal keeper!    

The goal keeper could have as well had lay down on the pitch and slept off throughout the match!

What a nice ass-whooping display!      

JustKunmi, let me put you out of your misery and tell you what happened: -          

As soon as Ronaldo got into the pitch, he took one look at Gattuso and started to pee in his pants!       

Gattuso gave him a wicked intimidating stare and said: - "Hey! Look here puppy, you better behave yourself or daddy would give you a good spank!"

As soon as Ronaldo heard those words, his heartbeat double tremendously!       He come begin dey fear!   

The bottom line is that you guys were absolutely outclassed and intimidated!     

You should all go and bury your fine heads in shame!        

I have said it before and would repeat myself, Ronaldo is still a little puppy who can be tamed by the right master!

Word!

I can't stop loving this guy!

That Gattuso is such a bad boy sha!

See how he mocked the almighty manure!

Rooney for the first time in his life actually looked handsome!        

He sqeezed and sqeezed his face and looked so ugly, that his face suddenly turned handsome!         

Fresh reports just reaching my news desk say that Faggotson created a new record of gum chewing in a football match!

He chewed 11,000 packets of gum!

[size=16pt]Let somebody shout GATTUSO![/size]        Definitely my man of the match! haa haa haa!    

O boy O boy O boy!

Ronaldo looked like such a puppy last night!      

I have never felt so good in all my life!        

Was that Ronaldo, or was in just an apparition?      

Gattuso made him look like the puppy he really is!    

Gattuso tamed him well!    

So Ronaldo is not invincible after all!    

I think I would be right to say that Jose Mourinho is the most hated sports personality on earth!

But that doesn't mean that you guys would begin to like Chelsea if he leaves! You just hate the club!

Amen!

Double calamity!

First Chelsea crashes out of the C/L and then this!

Carvalho is out for the season.

Yea. I created a thread on it: - https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-51656.0.html

It's so sad.     

Thank You Mukina.

Someone is now saying that the Chelsea Vice President (Carter) was on board with his son! They are both dead! How sad!

Manu4life, please stop talking about anybody belittling anybody!

People belittle us all the time and we do not complain!

I would really miss Carvalho!        

But don't worry, Loyiks, Essien would be up to the task!

Sheva should be there (hopefully)!

You seem to be forgetting something my dear - This match is not about who plays, but about the general feeling that the club owes the fans something, after the recent disappointments.

Don't even dream of beating or drawing with Chelsea on sunday!