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Everton 1 - Man-U 0!

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Chelsea 2 - Bolton 1!

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Everton 1 - Man-U 0!

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Chelsea 2 - Bolton 1!

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I think he has lost his touch and we should just buy a fresh set of quality strikers. Igwe's time has passed!

More! More!

You are right. Igwe has lost his hunger!

If Igwe is dead, then who in our squad would fill his shoes?

I think we need to spend some money on new quality strikers!

All the strikers in our squad are shit!

wenger should stop being tight-fisted and spend some money on new players!

The answer is no.

As a true gunner, I have to admit that Henry is dead!

Even if he comes back, he would never be the same again!

His time has passed. But don't worry sweety, we have Adebayor to fill his shoes!

Di

I would die and wake up again

Kinshasa

Another handsome Chelsea fan! They all are.     

Come back to life as a brand new baby!


WWYD if you meet Dblock in the physical and he turned out to look like OBJ?

Prick

I would pray to Lucifer for directions!


What would you do if Mukina offered to f*uck you?

Do you really think that Mourinho means every word that comes out of his mouth? 
He just uses everything to his advantage!

It also puts Chelsea on the front page or back page of newspapers and most sport magazines, which therefore makes Chelsea increase the price that companies pay to advertise with Chelsea!

All these tabloids think they are so clever with their catchy clever headlines. Well I'll you something - They are only putting money in our pockets and that is a fact.

I don't care if anyone denies this because I simply feel sorry that you had a poor education and subsequently know nothing about marketing or business or how to run a football club.     

Manure used David Beckam, Arsenal used Thierry Henry and Chelsea is using Mourinho.      

Its just good business sense and its free!     

mukina2:
zenden and ferriera got married yesterdaY

Mukina, you're crazy o! But you're right sha!

Aaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhh. . . .     

You guys should take your crushes to the romance section abeg. See that ugly baptista that this girl is tripping for sef!     

Baptista ko, Baptiser ni! 

slimghost:
Man u playrs are all hot this season!

Well, someone has to pour cold water on their heads so that they can start thinking properly!     

Is being dumb and irrational an integral part of qualifying to be a manure fan?

If not, then why is it that you guys like making silly comments all the time.

How can someone like Ruudie or Ope-emi taunt Lampard for not appearing on the PFA list? The same PFA list that is generating controversy!

The same PFA list that did not include Petr Cech for the silly reason that he was injured for some time during the season, when even a mugun knows that he is the best keeper in the world right now!

The PFA awards were too controversial to use for any arguments, so please use your head and shut up!

You these manure guys are very funny!    

You are very fond of talking bullocks!  

Do you know that Chelsea has a higher likelihood of reaching the champions league final than you do?

You conceded 2 goals but we kept a clean sheet, which is what is important in UEFA matches.

All Milan has to do is beat you 1-0 and they are through! Don't forget that they are playing at home o!    

As for those of you who say our match was boring, listen, we didn't beg you to watch! The game was interesting enough for we Chelsea fans and that is what matters.

If our games are too boring for you then please don't watch them. No be by force! Go and watch your darling manure's games.

Only a complete mugun would say now that Chelsea is not likely to reach the final. Don't forget that Essien would be back next week and we do not have any new yellow cards!    

Teebaba, NPA sounds good, but I can't deal with a thieves o. You have more or else said that you can't be trusted!

Come on. . . Sex without condom is very sweet! You don't need to use condom, you hear? Silly girl!    

Mukina, take it easy o! I am really concerned about your heart!

Roliing on the floor, laughing my fat ass off. . .


Sweetheart, you are only tripple dating and you come dey fear!

So what would you say about me, who has promised 3 different guys my hand in marriage!

Mukina, you seem to have forgotten that Nigerian politics is really all about God Fatherism.

It's about who you know. That is why I am canvassing for support.

I am sure that in two years time, I would have gotten my party registered, and we would be making good progress towards the 2011 elections!

Don't also forget that there are women behind certain political parties in Nigeria.

Nigeria has 50 political parties!

Mukina, that is why I want to start now. 2011 is still 4 years away.

I was just discussing politics with a colleague this afternoon and I found out for the first time that INEC would give every political party 50 billion Naira each!

I have therefore decided to register my own party, so that I can also benefit from the National cake!

I would call the party People's Progress Party (PPP).

I need interested people to join forces with me, so that we can contest the next election (in 2011) and take Nigeria forward, if we win.

If we don't win any seat, it's ok, as long as we get 50 billion Naira!

Bad belle people. Una no dey shame?

Keep hating, you hear?

Naaaaa. I'm not from Edo. But the state of infrastructural decay in that state is appaling!

Say whatever you want, the fact still remains that Mourinho is right!

You guys should stop chasing Mourinho all over the place. There is nothing he has said that is not true!

My goodness, Mourinho is the most popular man in the premiership!
Is he the only one that talks?

We all know that what he said about Drogba is true. Liverpool would try to mount a lot of pressure on him to be yellow carded, so that he would miss the next match!

haa haa haa haa. . .

Yea, we would wait for the second leg. Let's leave them before they end up in psychiatric wards.

Kaka was definitely the man of the match yesterday!
Those his goals were too sweet. He made manure's defenders look like under 15 players!

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Mukina, they must be getting really mad at us now. . .  Should we pity them and stop?