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wordcat:
Is this how u want to end ur life?

wordcat:
You are a complete mumu. so your sadist god go leave the person wey insult am go kill another person?

visitmazech:
Barely two years after he posted a controversial tweet deemed insulting to Jesus which he later apologized, the Nigerian governor of Muslim faith, Nasir El Rufai of Kaduna State has ordered immediate closure of two churches in his state. This has generated much controversies.

Before he became a governor, his tweet two years ago that sparked public outrage reads: “@zebbook: If Jesus criticises Jonathan’s govt, Maku/Abati/Okupe will say he slept with Mary Magdalene.”….LWKMD…..”

The recent closure of churches was contained in a statement signed by the Governor’s spokesman, Samuel Aruwan, on Wednesday September 16, 2015.

Since then, our global readers have been visiting our website with one question in common: 'Why did the governor of Muslim faith order closure of two churches in his state' This is what he said:


Click to read details - https://www.mazech.com/church

Please feel free to share your own opinion too, after reading...

Dohmeenick:
Wizzy wizzy....cute from the start ...oshea....Starrrrrr bwouuuuyyyy....

nlfan:
Dear NLers

I am in a no sex relationship with this amazing young man, he is cool and has everything I wanted in a man.

Apart from him, have always been in a no sex relationship, the last man I dated, who died in the ill fated Dana Air crash was also in a no sex relationship with me but he was more vibrant emotionally, like he will hug me tight, hold me and look into my eyes, roll his hands over me and kisses me too and sometimes I notice he will be so turn on, just that we have decided we want to wait and sometimes he will say baby i'm so turn on but I can handle it.

Now the issue I have with this one I am dating now is, he will not do any of that, all he does is look at me passionately, and if he must touch me, he will just hold my hands and play with my fingers, he can stare at me the whole day and gist with me, but I have never seen him at the point where he was turn on, whether in his face or actions, he is just there.

I know he is God fearing and can afford not to be turn on, but I am so scared, have slept in his house before, we were just like blood siblings, cook together eat and off he went to his room, no emotions or maybe a kiss to say good night and stuff, it was so neutral I feared he might not like sex or romance at all or maybe he is not all right.

Sometimes I want to bring up gist like, how far did you go with your ex, what is the most naughty thing you have done in a relationship or for love, and he will go like... I came back from work, I didn't have a car then, so I trek all the way to her house to cook for her.

And I ask, what's your most memorable sex experience, and he replied baby good night, this is not you so don't bring up the fake self, you've been talking too much to your girl friends lately I guess.

How do I get to know all these about him, have starved myself enough of sex to please God, and to be a good girl my mother asked me to be and cannot "CANNOT" and will not be able to stand a slow or bad sex experiences in marriage, the thought of this is driving me crazy

valasmedia:
I saw this on my update on bbm,I just decided to share it with my fellow countrymen.... just be factual, what will happen if you found your daughter beaten like this

Sijo01:
e ni'pple dey side

Squig:
Did you have doubts about your spouse before your wedding?

Did you meet someone amazing and you wanted him but decided to go ahead and marry your spouse?

How do you feel about the marriage now? Do you feel you did the right thing?

I'm in my mid 20s and I'm getting married next month, we've been together for almost 5years. He is the love of my life and I've never doubted my love for him or the fact that I wanted a family with him. He's got everything I want in a man.

The problem is we started having issues about 6 months ago, we stopped talking like before and we are completely disconnected now especially on my end but we're still going ahead with the marriage plan and I still want to marry him.

I met another guy I am really attracted to and we've been talking about a lot. He knows I am having issues with my man and I can't tell him we are planning to get married.

I'm having doubts about my man now, I'm confused, I feel I'll be happier with this new guy, I'm thinking it's lust but it's getting more complicated. Should I go on with the wedding?

Feel free to talk sense into my head, I need to hear hard truths.

Mrbigman1:
Good day good people.

I was born in the northern part of this country.
When I was done with my secondary school I came down to the east to further my education plus the crisis that was brewing then from 2004, dad wished we left all which we did.

On coming down, adaptation was adaptation was a hill to climb.
I enrolled in lessons, then I found out I could not read a paragraph without skipping something something, pronouncements was a big deal for me, I was totally lost in the grove, I was almost backward in everything and worst was that family and friends called us Aboki, complained how we can't aline with reality.

With all those, I started hating the north and anything that comes from it. I was a champion over dia thinking I was coming to rule the world on the other side.

My problems now is that I started having dreams of my past. I play, eat and do things happily with my secondary school class mates.
Funny enough, I dnt have any of dia numbers, I dnt think of them, but I keep seeing them in my dreams always.

Worst of these dreams was, I started dream that I was playing in d compound, suddenly great wings befell me, keyed behind my shoulders and wanted to take me away, I fought my way off, if it drags me, I hold a mango tree, d strength uproots d mango tree, if I fly to a plantain plantation, it uproots every thing am holding. Till I held something pillar and start screaming JESUS!! The wings detached and I jumped up and pain was all over my body.

Next dreamt of one of my neighbours I never liked was feeding me with soup, if I wake up, i'd have d taste of soap in my mouth.

Just this week, I was dreaming I was in d north again, playing with my secondary school mates I left about 8 yrs ago, a great Sahara wind came to take everyone away. It took a lot already but I kept struggle, I held on to anything possible till the wind swept me through my mum's room and I saw our Alter and looked at the alter with a dying eyes, the Satus of virgin Mary on d alter, I wispered "HELP" den d wind left at once.
My fingers was bending like to clapping in, I forced it to open, I did all my best but it was not working till I started shouting Jesus!!!
I woke up, d pains all over my body.

Once I called my sister and mum, they said mine is coming late, that immediately we left the north they have similar problem, they went for strong deliverance to cut them self off from the north.

On Thursday, it was my ex-who left me for a rich niggga, I saw dem on a yatch on the sea, dey called out to me to jump and swim and come, I said to my self, I dnt trust no one, am not going. Next minute, about 50 of my secondary school mates from no wia jumped in and d yatch sailed off.

Yesterday, I saw myself in d village for a burial. Though we'll be having burial this month end, we wia happy and all of dem jumping on me cos my job have kept me off for sometimes dat we ve not seen.
We went to our village stream to swim, I refused to enter d water, mind u, am a professional swimmer. But I keep turning all dis down. Before I know it, one of my female cousin was drowning, I pulled off and jumped in to rescue her, next min, I was deceived, I was flying with her already on d Atlantic ocean, I woke up at once.

I sprinkled holy water and prayed. Today, I couldn't sleep at all but as I slept very late, I had no dreams.

Please can someone tell me what's going on? I will be meeting some prayer warriors but I need a lot of answers

5minsmadness:
Wait, wait, come first...

Hands him t.fare

Oya gerrarahia!

5minsmadness:
A friend of mine is having a guilty conscience. His ex came to visit him over the weekend from another state when his wife was not at home. Even though he took precautions to prevent any untoward advances by lodging her in a hotel away from his home, he is still wondering wether he should let his wife know that she came.

Ladies would you want him to tell you or is it unnecessary information?

kelmicheal:
emeke ike if i hear say u dey popular than a servant of God because u are acting naija sexywood movies..camparing urself with someone working for GOD who dey popular pass?

freecocoa:
Trust me your own worst.

dayokanu:
To think this is the dream of some women to be a housewife just because they are lazy.

All I see here is a LAZY woman who is hell bent on giving excuse for everything in Life, Its all her husbands fault

OP did she get a job and her husband told her not to resume?


Her husband refused to help her find a job? Is this Husband director of Employments? If she cant find a job then she has no one to blame but herself. Or other women working was it their husband who wrote applications for them?


After being jobless for a while now says she wants to go for MSc, who would pay for that? the same man carrying all the financial burden of the house ? Would now pay millions for MSc Like DBanj said "You don see mugu"


Monthly allowance for upkeep for what? She eats, she has shelter then she wants monthly upkeep again? if she needed money she would go find a job or open kiosk outside. That Aunty Jane selling recharge card and Pure water has 2 breast, 1 Womanliness and a family like you


House Chores becoming too much? Are you kidding me? You sit at home all day the man is hustling to fend for the house and you now need a nanny again? Money you cant bring, Work you cant do, So whats the point of staying in the house or how are you any better than the piece of furniture in the living room


He he he. So after you have been leeching the man, you now bring your younger brother to come chop again? Didnt you tell your younger brother you are already a liability to the man before you add him to it?


You wan attend wedding and family functions? So you get time to attend functions and dance at Owambe but you cant get your behind up to make a living? Whats the purpose of your parent sending you to school in the first place?


She can file for divorce and save the man from the liability he has but has she thought of how she would feed and house herself?


Short tempered to kids just try and beat them to death so you can join the Kirikiri reform home. Abi is it the kids fault they have a Lazy mother?

johncreek:
period sex can sometimes be a messy situation. Although you may not find yourself covered in head-to-toe blood, as if you’ve just bathed in an entire vat of it, it can still wreak some heavy duty havoc if you don't take precautions to keep the collateral damage to a minimum. Whether you find the idea of sex during your period gross or exciting is up to you. Perhaps colored by society – many cultures and religions consider it taboo – we shy away from even talking about it. But as long as you’re prepared, sex during your period can be a great idea; just make sure it’s not the day you break out those white sheets.

Below are five reasons sex during period is good for you, make use of it and enjoy as you go through it.

1. It Acts As An Anti-depressant.
Furthermore, according to Paul Zak, PhD, a researcher at Claremont Graduate University in Claremont, California, the higher your oxytocin, the higher your happiness and well-being, at least for women.

2. It Increases Intimacy.
Don’t feel awkward about the mess, sex is messy (in general!) and for some couples overcoming the mess and breaking down the barriers can lead to increased intimacy and enjoyment, helping you feel closer to your partner.

3. There’s Less Risk Of Getting Pregnant.
Does decreased risk of pregnancy turn you on? Well, check this out: If you’re trying to avoid pregnancy, having sex during the menstrual period drastically diminishes the possibility of pregnancy. “However, remember that is not a 100% proof and sperm can live up to 72 hours. So if you have sex during your last day of your period without protection the possibility of getting pregnant is even higher.

4. Expands Your Sexual Horizons
Let's just be honest: Period sex can be messy. But avoiding your pristine white sheets can force you out of your comfort zone and inspire new sexual play, like shower sex, or getting kinky on a rubber sheet.

5. Amp Up Your Pleasure
Embracing the period "mess" can break down barriers to sexual enjoyment. Studies have shown that people that have higher arousal are less grossed out by bodily fluids and "messy sex."

Your hormones are out of control this time of month, and as messy as your period may be, it leads to extra lubrication, better pelvic muscle tone and increased elasticity – all spelling way more fun in the sack.

lalasticlala.

slimmyprince:
[color=#990000][/color]my name is adeleke prince adewunmi I stay at ibadan challenge.....and my younger sister stays with my mum....as at 7pm on saturday night she Called. That she was on her way home from school after like 30minutes more mum received her call that she was panting that She mistakenly ended in the wrong bus and that the people in it are already hitting somethg on their head to make them sleep, next we heard on the call was a scream, when we were about asking her what road she was and we been to several stations and radio channels to no avail pls. Hlp find my sister she is funmilayo abosede hassan...nd1 local govt studiesa poly ibadan her number is 08183712310 if u hv any information pls kal mi on 07038745119 or 08077662134 my pin Is #33392409 and my watsp is 07038745119.pls help a worried heart frds and fellow nigerians.pls come to my aid.

Edusouls:
kai this is an exact definition of snake girls, these type of girls are bad luck to any guy that deals with them, they are more deceitful and slippery than the snake itself, the snake bit the boy and asked for forgiveness, pretending to be sorry, it perfectly got the boy to forgive her truely, then the snake struck again,this time more precise and more deadly to finish up the already half dead prey, it is just like killing a man with a smile on her demonic face,all my fellow man was seeing is remorse not knowing he was made to see what she wanted him to see. Guys beware of snake girls they are xtremely hazzardrous to health.

TheOnlyWiseMan:
This Mbaka again?
He turned against Former president Jonathan because his Wife refused to be scammed by him.

pinkbee:
Hmn... I find dis reincarnation thingy fascinating.
I died in my dream. Twice. I crossed over dis thin line separating dis world 4rm d other. It was amazing.
I've always been weird though. Lol. No pastor has been able 2 see any vision about me nor could find anything possessing me. They all say I'm wierd. Even babalawo sef said he doesn't understand me that I'm wierd. Most spiritualist get scared looking at my eyes.
Yet, I strongly don't believe in any religion.
I don't feel at home on earth since I was a child
Does that mean I'm Reincarnated?

pinkbee:
Lmao...
Well,lemme help her out, dating n fvckin r 2 different things.
She fvckd him but didn't date him. Lol
Quote me not!

elantraceey:
Unfortunately for you it's none, i can't even possibly relate with anyone of them, i practically grown around guys and all my close friends right from childhood has been guys and there are some traits in some ladies i as a person can't keep up with which makes the few female friends i have way older than me , but this doesn't mean i hate them or i'm jealous or feel inferior to them in anyway, not at all but i flow and relate with many.

Fynpatra:
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*all dos sayin Ebubey is Lying hav not hated or av nat been hated....for me av been hated for no just cause....
I remember wen i took my Jamb some tym ago,,,,,,,a gal was just eyeing me,,,,,,anytym my eyes and hers meet she will just be adjustin ha clothes, hairs,,,,,readjusting d way she was sitting etc....dis is a gal dat we r just seeing for d first tym ooo.....Ebube i believe u die....thumbs up....

nkemdi89:
Why must you quote me and sound vulgar? Can young folks of today try to give a constructive criticism without being rude? Stop that please you can still pass your message without hauling abuses at anyone
Check my profile pics am a tom boy at heart no longer in d physical cos hv grown flesh, besides till now I don't relate wit my female colleagues cos there are many they do which I really don't flow in their way instead I prefer the matured mothers.your female friends can draw you back when they see u re going faster than me but men will encourage their fellow men.I hv a twins sis so I hv a best friend already.

nkemdi89:
Women with their ways, backstabbing their fellow women, they gossip a lot and they always wants to out shine each other, thank God for making me a tom boy cos since secondary schools have never had it fun with the female folks. Funny enough if am going to do ashebi today I may likely go and rent gals o cos I don't hv any apart from my sisters.