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I pity you

You better save your money from the courts!

If babies are your goal, impregnate like 3 girls,
Take the baby and chase them away! (chasing is simple: stop giving them MONEY and attention)

If necessary, promise all of them marriage AFTER Delivery... Lol


I HATE WOMEN!

ELVISHOT:
Nigerian lady schooling in Canada, cries out over alleged suicidal level racism.

She wrote in her tweet,

"I am a black graduate Student at the University of Saskatchewan, Canada and I am calling on the world. I have experienced racism and discrimination to a suicidal level.

This has been the case for most black people in a certain department of the Institution. Please share & help".

Watch Video Below,


http://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/05/nigerian-lady-schooling-in-canada-cries.html?m=1

when will black people learn to be racist self?

If they act racist to you then do the same.

It's their fathers that committed human rights crimes, not blacks!


Disgusting yellow, red, white paw paw white poker dot skin like leopards!

Mtchewww!

namiji2598:
save 30k abi?

am nt saving a dime



maybe u DNT know how life now is becoming costly starting from last week self

then you will be ONE of the ASS:HOLES!


NPOWER WORKERS saved and are leaving this bloody country in droves.

If you like don't save...

If you can't save from 30k... I wonder how you will survive at any job immediately you graduate!

After this increase, any person that finishes service and looks for job will be a total ASS-HOLE

SAVE #

.. Seun this cloud error fa!

AfoltundeOG:
Fccck igbos

you are free!
But let them GO from this Amalgamation afterwards. Do not fight them with guns to keep them here. That is slavery and God will treat you like the Egyptians.

yshielynn:
I plan on going to Philippines, any of you guys know where I can find a discount voucher to hotels in Palawan. I found many on iPrice, just looking for other options now.

hi.. Are you going to work there?

What's the process for getting their visa like?
How much is needed?

Lalasticlala come and O! FP abeg o!
This is good O!
GOOD Nigerians still exist...

God's help I ending procrastination to learn a new trade. I registered and started last Monday!
Have been procrastinating since February 1st!

vacanci:
the question asked by ikechukz has been answered in its simplest basic form and he is already satisfied. Which one is "not quite" again. He is not asking what happens to rate on a short term or long term. he is not asking of all those insignificant custodian fees.

he simply wants to know if rate is annualized or not and answer had been provided.

NO SIR!

he knows that.

what he really wanted to know is:

if rolling over would make him get compounding effect.


AND the answer is YES!

however, due to FEES (as stated above) the difference for 3 months will be too small

Strongbest:
Ok. I am about posting the link again but anything can happen. I may be banned for another 3 or more days for posting the link.

So, if you don't get to see me here for some days just relax and know I am under ban.

Check my next post for the link. If you can see my next post, then I escaped being banned if not, please follow my advice in the previous post by sending me a mail requesting for the link to join the telegram group.

Good luck to me

Thanks

oops! Wish i read this earlier..

you would have suggested you add spaces in the link like below to avoid ban!


http://wwww .whatsapp. Com/ whatever/ 2t4fgc8469

lol.. Next time Sir.


chai.. And i wanted to ask for precautions for making izal..

well i will wait, because this your ban will reach days O!

dipoolowoo:
CBN Raises 364-Day T-Bills Rate, Cuts 91-Day, 182-Day Rates
https://businesspost.ng/2019/05/03/cbn-raises-364-day-t-bills-rate-cuts-91-day-182-day-rates/

"
Lastly, of the N38.17 billion worth of the 364-day bill
auctioned, subscriptions worth N157.63 billion were
received, while N71.07 billion was sold to subscribers."

This is why rates are so low.

But... Where is all this liquidity coming from??


I pity all these people going long at current rates shaa...

seun289:
I was @ Stanbic Ibtc to make enquiry on d mutual fund which I was introduced to 2 products..
Stanbic money market fund which runs a monthly basis and Stanbic guaranteed investment fund which runs for 3months(quarterly)..
Please gurus in d house I need more light on the 2 on which is better to do so I can proceed before d week runs out..
Cheers

just do Money market fund.
It's the one you see most people here talk about.


It is the only one back 100% by treasury bills. (meaning it's almost same as doing treasury bills)

Onboard1:
Pls can you respectively explain each of them?

Go to Stanbic website for details on each..
But that is a waste of time.. Do as I said above and sleep with your eyes closed.

Nnamz:
Bros what's so personal about what you import? This is a faceless forum so it cannot be that bad. Share some info jor let others here learn from you. Unless you're just making up those figures sha

take it easy sir.
This is like asking Coca-Cola for the 8th ingredient for coke!

Or asking Heineken for the exact baking/frying formula for their barley.

In this Nigeria, once a business goes public, copy copy cats kill it in one year tops!

Let him keep his secret.
When he reaches Dangote level, he can't hide it anymore. Let's wait.

Many MILLIONAIRES were made in the last recession and all where traders.

Remember some bought palm oil at N6000 and sold them at N18000+ (with please)
Lol

tactius:
We can't be prosperous with oil at $50

Our breakeven, according to Fitch is $140...which is the price we need oil to be to run a budget without borrow borrow....(Google Nigeria's fiscal breakeven price

See why some of us are screaming at APC to walk the talk on diversificaiton.

Russia needs oil at $99, Saudi at $77. Kuwait needs it at $45 ...because their population is low.

Forget Northern politicans....how about the leeches in the South? Why are SS states broke despite having high oil revenues due to derivation ?? compared to some Northern states?

Isn't looting prevalent in the South as well as the North?

Modified

and that is what a group of white people think!


What know is that, Nigeria can be prosperous with oil at even $0/bbl.

All that lands that we used to make Britain love this land, are still here, are they not?

That break even is complete and utter RUBBISH!

If the govt chooses to remove all the crap that is padded onto the real budget and for a few years,
Cancel all expensive capital projects and focus on maintenance only.

We can come out of that budget deficit.

Abi no be wetin you write for list to take cook soup you go buy for market?


As for Northern stealing, tell me why NNPC Revenue has never been published?
Because na North they run am.

Tell me why only one person from the north owns, over 150000 bbl/d, is the oil in their land??
How did he get that??


Southern oil producing states only spend their federal budget allocation along with the derivation.
Northern states (19 of them) spend more than the federal budget allocation through their positions
at NNPC, CUSTOMS, NAPIMS, NUPENG, PPMC, DPR, SENATE, HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY, ARMY, IMMIGRATION, POLICE, MDGS... Chai.. Everywhere in fact!

And all the other privately owned oil mining leases that they were given to operate free!!


Make I no next o... This matter is too obvious for you to be arguing about. (except you are one of them)



P. S: which SS state is broke?

tactius:
So long as oil stays below our break-even price of 140usd, there will be a recession.

Though with sanctions on Iran, and Venezuela and Libya in trouble, oil may yet rise again

oga,
We still have EXCESS crude oil revenues!

What is the government doing with it?


Nigeria can be prosperous with crude at $50/bbl
It is BAD MANAGEMENT AND STEALING WE ARE SUFFERING FROM

And both are fosterred by NORTHERN protectorate!

Instead of telling them to do everything in their power to avoid the possibility of another recession in their tenure.

His saying prepare for a recession!!!

And that's the Chairman of all our governors!


BUHARI SHOULD ASK FOR HIS RESIGNATION IMMEDIATELY!

dipoolowoo:
One-Year T-Bills Yield Rises to 14.3%
https://businesspost.ng/2019/04/30/one-year-t-bill-yield-rises-to-14-3/

lol...

CBN never see anything...
That one year must rise to 16% or soon they will need more China loan!

Goof balls.


24393 . TotoNaRubber :

Ask baba naa..
https://www.nairaland.com/4667123/eurobond

Quincykay:
Kai, mathematics is so sexy

Anyway, that's good advice. I think the main thing with these investments is to know there is no one best answer. You have to build your portfolio based on your needs and risk you're willing to take.

On average, is it safe to assume EuroBonds are 8% p/a on average?

yes.
That's the average from the Eurobond thread

TotoNaRubber:
I'm about to convert £90,000 to invest in TB, as much as the interest in TB is tempting, i prefer my hard currency anyday, anytime.

The value of my raw cash could slighly go up or crash by 50% value if these idiots that occupy CBN make a wrong move again.

EuroBonds isn't in the plate as i hold currency in GBP not USD.

Do the maths:
Treasury bills ~ £90000 x 465 = N41,850,000 x 0.125 = N5,231,250

Eurobond ~ £90000 x 0.08 = £7200 x 465 = N3,348,000


Which do you prefer all things being equal?

Boss13:
Mind your business

please kindly un-quote me above. Thank you

odeebee:
Absolutely Nothing!


Well married an Ikwerre. I can comfortably switch to Ikwerre LG and stay as Rivers. Benue Mba

lucky you!


As they are now dividing north into Neast, NWest and NCentral,

Niger, nasarawa, kogi, Benue, taraba, should declare themselves North South!

So as they are sharing political positions, you will get too.

odeebee:
R we even recognized as north?

lol... Exactly why you guys should officially declare your stance.

You are part of the 19 states the Northern protectorate uses to claim leadership of this country.
Yet, what do they do for you guys?

Amatarasha:
See ar u saying d truth , But God will reward u , believe me

Am not doing it to get reward.

I regretted having sex, the burden of the sin was so much, I begged her for us to stop and repent.


Plus, the sex was not fun at all!


I just thank God for forgiving, so I won't try that again.

Start which work?
She no go follow "work"?
It is ladies that "work". If they don't take all that time and money to look attractive, Who go call them?

Amatarasha:
Virginity has its own merits n demirits

As am a virgin ,i do not fear anybody or anybeing

It makes a lady powerful

then you think men can't do better than you right?

How old are you?


When you keep your virginity till 30 years... Come back here and quote me.


You know how many girls I have dated and they claimed virginity only to loose it the next year?


LOL... I was a virgin for so long and I quit sex after 15 months of trying it.

Two years now, no dating talk more of sex!


Na your fellow girls dey call me names because I no gree do

ijustdey:
https://www.independent.ng/buharis-uk-visit-puts-ministers-lobbyists-on-edge/amp/

the north sold Nigeria back to Britain In 1970 just so they can rule this country.

We are under British indirect rule.

KingLennon:
Ugly girls will do whatever you tell them to do in a relationship until it’s time for abortion. Don’t even
suggest it my Brother

lol!
You signature should be thought in schools from primary 6!

flyingdutchman:
Well, let's focus on the greater of the two evils. I am particular about one so-called youth who found himself as Governor of Kogi state after the demise of someone else. A man who sees nothing wrong in hounding another opponent for 99% of his tenure but, finds everything wrong with paying salaries.

yeye Bello has been a disappointment from day one!

Remember what he said about Buhari before elections.

I hope kogi people do everything to get him out of that seat and probe him for every kobo he is owing!