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luminouz:
Leave him be na...


Oya open your mouth stubborn child and eat these cold hard pills💊💊💊💊💊

Oya swallow!!! I go wooz you now oh... Swallow kiakia.

N.B: Oh God!! You don make landlord drop quote now. Why Regex or Durex...WHY!!!

😂 😂 Na Regular Expression oh... 😂 😂

Seun:
Sure, but please be nice to women and avoid making them uncomfortable.

No worries. As long as being nice is a two way street.

Seun:
I'm NOT going to shut the thread down.

You sure?

Tief

iykofias:
President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky is sure that if Kyiv is defeated in Artemovsk (Bakhmut), both the West and its own citizens will put pressure on him, calling for a compromise with Russia - AP

Elensky na mumu

Seun:
What is this red pill thing and why is it so popular?

Go to the first page and read about it. Or I can recommend you checking out people lie Ubunja, Martinez39s and CAPSLOCKED however your mods may have deprived these guys their right to free speech by deleting useful information and banning a lot of them.


The red pill is coined from the matrix show where Lead character (Keanu Reeves) was offered a red pill (meaning he will know the truth about life) and a blue pill (blissful ignorance of life) and that whichever he chooses will never leave him the same. He chose the red pill that is seeing the world without the censorship, or from the angle of ignorance nor, lens of beds of roses but rather seeing the world for what it is. It helps in the passage of young men into full adult, teaching them what ought to be taught to by their forefathers but was overtaken by event. This is helping young men to realise their worth and to focus on what path they have decided to take.


No hate, much love.

Here we go.

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

We have noticed the use of ethnic slurs and other derogatory names by a small but persistent group of political actors and trolls.

This practice of derogatory name-calling adds no value to the forum. It's bad for our mental health, our harmony as a community, and the reputation of Nairaland. It's simply toxic. It's absence and the absence of the people who use those slurs will not be missed.

Therefore I have decided to ban the practice entirely. I have instructed dominique, mukina2, Lalasticlala and Mynd44 to ban anyone who uses an ethnic slur or derogatory name on Nairaland. The antispam bot will also contribute to the effort. Please report any case that you see.

- Seun Osewa, Founder of Nairaland

A little too late for this innit? Medication after death.

Make the whale point en boyfriend that gives her ma during her menstrual cycle.

Putin has no meeting and or anything official that will take him to those toothless bulldog of countries barking anyhow. It's Nigeria saying She will arrest King Charles if He enters Nigeria when King Charles has literally nothing that will bring him to Nigeria even when invited.


Those Countries are like a rat that will not squick in the presence of a cat.

Smartb0y:
I mean ,do they really retire😂

They just switch from being patrol officers to undercover agents 😏

Promotion!

heartofcity12:
It is what it is 😆

I remember calling my ex girlfriend when we were dating and hearing sounds that looked like it was coming from a hand fan, she told me she was hot and was fanning herself when I inquired. However I did notice that she takes quite a moment to answer whilst we were talking over the phone.


When we broke up, I realised, she has been lying all along. She was being serviced whilst professing how much she loved me... 😂 😂 😂


Since then, if a girl tells me the sky is blue, I will have to come out and verify it's actually blue.

seunny4lif:
Don’t USA have nukes in many European countries.
Poland even want USA to station nukes in Poland but same Poland are crying over Belarus want nukes in Belarus.
Double standard

No mind them bloody hypocrites. USA the biggest hypocrite in the world.

eniola1010:
That is why she is putting the question mark nau. Lol dont u get the sarcasm. She is simply telling him to ask his wife how she went about hers

Oh.. 😂 😂 Sarcasm.

justwise:
Is the wife not the best person to ask?

Yes, she is.

AKALAMAGBO:
His wife can help him with the application Abii I’m I missing something..??

Perhaps.

justwise:
??

He meant wife got US tourist visa. He is asking how he will go about his.


He should still go same way wife went.

Ilekokonit:
Good point.

She CANNOT be a British citizen and the parents will be willing to pay £80,000 for a surgery that is FREE for all citizens or those with indefinite leave to remain in the UK.

Health is free from cradle to grave in the UK if you are a citizen or you have indefinite leave to remain in the UK.

Not just indefinite leave to remain and citizenship, to a degree those with any form of residency enjoy free health. Although health insurance is paid before issuance of visa, it is by and large, precipital to health services offered by the UK.

bassdow:
You said "At Mach 12" , hope you're very much aware some of us would think "Mach 12" is either 12th of March which means you made a typo, or name of the Russian Weapon that caused the destruuction

Baba I read it as "March 12" oh...


Hey God.

Igbos will not worship him. One way or the other, Anambra will get sea port. It's just that Igbos are still studying the possibility of ndi carrying it out on their own withor without government intervention

City Boy.

seunny4lif:
One has natural resources to drag the war for long time.
France is facing massive anti government protests, the government can’t even talk about Ukraine now.

Do you think it's a way France wants to shy away from the war. They have always shown that characteristics. I'm just saying tho.

ferhyntorlah:
Good. So how was the experience?

It is a very cheap country to visit. They don't speak English but Montenegrin. They're very homely and welcoming. I was just the only black in the street I stayed in. They're not racist at all.

ferhyntorlah:
@gforce5

Hi, have you travelled to Montenegro like you say you would?

I did travel to the place, but I was at the sea side of the country, Budva. I was extremely limited by cash at hand, however I will return to the country at a later time.

pansophist:
Negotiation strategy 101.

When you're negotiating with anyone, make sure the offer on the table is the best they will ever get, and if they will not take it, the next offer will be worse than the previous.

That's exactly what Putin did. The first offer was to acknowledge Crimea as Russian territory and implement the minsk agreement, Ukraine refused. Then war broke out. Then the next offer was to begin dialogue and get it solved diplomatically.

Instead, Elensky signed a decree that he will never negotiate with Russia until Putin is not in power. But he stupidly ignored the simple fact that when negoting with a stronger opponent, that better deals are in the past, not in the future.

One year later, Zaporizhia, Luhansk, Donetsk, Kherson is gone, and now Bakhmut is about to fall. Russia may probably go for Odessa, and make Ukraine a landlocked country once and for all. The world is a place where the strong make the rules and the weak follow. Sad, but that's how it is.

The size of territory Russia have taken from Ukraine is more than the size of The Netherlands, Belgium, Singapore, Luxembourg and Gambia combined. And if they keep dreaming in their delusion that they will defeat Russia, then they will loose more.

In life, you should not only know the realities that are applicable to you, you should also accept it. For example, Cuba hosted Soviet missles, and they are still under heavy sanctions from the US thirty years after Soviet Union have disintegrated.

All the nonsense of territorial integrity, sovereignty can only be guaranteed if your interest doesn't conflict with the interest of your neighbour who is a superpower. An amateur political student knows this. For example if Benin republic start habouring terrorist, then Nigeria will go to war with it.

Finland gave up lands to Russia during the winter war, for peace to reign. Mexico even gave the US, 55 percent of its territory (Texas, California, Nevada, Utah, New Mexico, most of Arizona and Colorado, and parts of Oklahoma, Kansas, and Wyoming).

Elensky is such an idiot. He allowed the Americans used him and his country as a pawn to defeat Russia, and this is the result. Such a fool. The US empire will crumble, And no force on earth can stop it. Ukrainian leadership is an enemy of the the people who don't want to be under American domination, and if you love freedom, then you must not support the West.

This is an insightful read. Just learned something. Before you go to war, you have to win it first.


Russia won the war before it even started hence why they called it military operation and not even war. Ukraine went to war before winning it with the mindset of winning it. 😂 😂 Hence they call it invasion.


Ukraine should not have listened to USA. She should have made peace and enjoyed the umbrella of being the closest country to a giant.

Otobong3374:
This Nigerian Maggot Is Talking As If He Know Every Corner Of America. For Your Information, If Putin Step His Filthy Feet Into Those Countries That Are In Support Of Icc He Would Be Arrested

Since America does not support ICC that means Putin can visit America without being arrested.

CaveAdullam:
"if them tell me say na you go do me this one I for nor believe. Anyway, we move".

😂 😂 The church must move forward.

CaveAdullam:
Plus thuggery.

Las las I have found my purpose. Hallelujah!

Thanks.

Alhamdulillah

olugabbie:
In your own assessment you think the long table will prevent Putin from being killed. This must be a joke. Any leader can be killed.

If Putin get removed by the military. The West will sit right immediately.

I mean the person you quoted doesn't understand what your last paragraph means.

olugabbie:
Where and when did Putin claim, he is a world power? Or name one Russian citizen that call Russia a world power? Countries don't call themselves super powers. They are recognise by other countries as world powers. Imagine Kim calling North Korea a super power.

What do you think will happen if the military in Russia take power? Just think about it for a second. Putin may be MAD according to you. But the individuals in Russian military are MADDER.

He knows not your last paragraph.

CaveAdullam:
I would have love to try my hands on rabbitery and snailery. But feeding and especially, marketing is something I don't know of.

("Abi na to go find one farmer for this ogun state to come teach me work o".

Daddy Emma, "abeg if you get better idea for this business, help me share am." Na the career make I wan dey pursue be this. Make I stop dey pursue wetin wan kill me".

Thank you, sir.

Agbado with Corn plus your snail and rabbit go go well.